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phidipe:
Hello fellow Nairalanders,
I need your invaluable advise please. i met this girl recently in church, we started with normal normal greetings and other way of attracting girls, later i try to make her my friend, and three months later i made my mind known to her, she did not reject it but but told me she will pray about it and give me answer. She asked me to do the same. But one thing about her is that if you call she will not pick the calls, but she flows very well on Whatsapp. She neither call nor text. Put call across to her she will not pick.
What is the meaning of this, or which signal is she passing across to me. Should i wait or take my leave. Remember she flows very well on Whatsapp with me.
Honest Advise Please Thanks

Justeenaleo:
How about fresh sons of Adam ? op do another thread biko

Erotica:
First on my list is House on the rock church in Lekki.

If you have never worshiped int his church, i want to tell you right now that this is the best place to meet absolutely hot chicks within the Lagos metropolis.
Be it Lekki, Victoria Island and Ikoyi, this church has got you covered with the classiest and best looking chicks in town.

So don't forget to make it a date on Sunday if you don't have any plans yet.

Mosthandsomeboy:
Nice

Maximus69:
Jesus never promised anyone that you will not die o!

That's SCAMMER for you so WATCH!

What Jesus said is there will be trouble upon trouble and problems upon problems on the surface of this planet until God's kingdom comes!

He never promised his followers that they'll be spared when all this is happening!

Maximus69:
Covid19 is just one of the many PESTILENCES foretold by Jesus of Nazareth! Luke 21:11

There are more deadlier virus that's been ravaging mankind since Eden.

The reason why the world is in chaos now is because this virus is killing the rich and their money can't save them!

BluntTheApostle:
The coronavirus may not be as deadly as many viruses that man has dealt with, but no one can deny that it is a malaise, especially for our older populations, and those with medical conditions like asthma and diabetes.

However, no one is immune to the virus, and if a young person with a healthy immune system contracts it, he may get well, but what if he passes it to an elderly person?

One issue about this virus is that it can be asymptomatic for as long as 7 days, and during this time, it can still be transmitted from one person to another, and even though it is not as contagious as the SARS, it is nonetheless very contagious, having a transmission rate of 2.5%

Another problem is that scientists do not know about its major source of transmission. So far, three sources have been identified --- droplets, saliva, and feces -- but no one knows which source is the major one causing the most transmission.

Also, experts are not certain whether the disease is airborne or not. There are debates over how long the virus can stay in the air, and so far, no one knows. However, studies have shown that the virus can survive on metallic surfaces for up to 3 days, and on our hands for up to 10 minutes or thereabouts. But this are at best mere speculations.

Scientists don't even know where the virus came from. They believe it must have come from an animal (bats are the major culprits), but no one is sure. All everyone knows is that this coronavirus is new. There are even speculations that it might have come from space through an astroid.

So, with all these uncertainties, only God knows everything. He is the greatest physician. There is nothing in Heaven or on Earth that can be too mighty for Him to solve.

Turn to Him today, and He would keep you safe.

You are my hiding place;
you will protect me from trouble
and surround me with songs of deliverance. (Psalm 32:7)

OtemAtum:
I have always called this Bible character fictitious, but I see it even better to call him audio, because audio and fake go hand in hand, but fictitious doesn't mean fake.

This is the period of time humanity needs this Jesus they've been noising about to quickly wipe off this COVID19 and cure those who are already infected, but sorry, all the temples leading to this audio saviour has been shut down.

Churches, Vatican City, Jerusalem and everywhere people go to worship this audio saviour has been shut down by Corona Virus. And then Corona Virus has become the king of audio Jesus.

The long and short is that human beings should wake up, support science and tackle this virus. This is not the end of the world, THIS IS ONLY JUST THE BEGINNING. Audio Jesus is not a living soul, his powers end in the book called the New Testament from where he has originated.

So human beings should help themselves by complying to the rules of their governments and the injections of the doctors and nurses worldwide and we shall defeat this virus.

Be it known that Jehovah, Allah and other God's of religion cannot help anyone, so refrain from believing that they can prevent the disease for getting to you. As a matter of fact, currently Jehovah, Allah and the rest of them are currently in a spiritual cage where they shall remain till the 1000th year when humanity would have been 100% free from mind slavery brought to them by religion.
#StaySafe
#StayClean
#SayNoToAudioSaviours

OtemAtum:
I have always called this Bible character fictitious, but I see it even better to call him audio, because audio and fake go hand in hand, but fictitious doesn't mean fake.

This is the period of time humanity needs this Jesus they've been noising about to quickly wipe off this COVID19 and cure those who are already infected, but sorry, all the temples leading to this audio saviour has been shut down.

Churches, Vatican City, Jerusalem and everywhere people go to worship this audio saviour has been shut down by Corona Virus. And then Corona Virus has become the king of audio Jesus.

The long and short is that human beings should wake up, support science and tackle this virus. This is not the end of the world, THIS IS ONLY JUST THE BEGINNING. Audio Jesus is not a living soul, his powers end in the book called the New Testament from where he has originated.

So human beings should help themselves by complying to the rules of their governments and the injections of the doctors and nurses worldwide and we shall defeat this virus.

Be it known that Jehovah, Allah and other God's of religion cannot help anyone, so refrain from believing that they can prevent the disease for getting to you. As a matter of fact, currently Jehovah, Allah and the rest of them are currently in a spiritual cage where they shall remain till the 1000th year when humanity would have been 100% free from mind slavery brought to them by religion.
#StaySafe
#StayClean
#SayNoToAudioSaviours

XhosaNostra:
Shut up there, you dimwit You need to be taught a natural instinct, the joke is really on you. Laugh about that! Let me join you...HAHAHA.

Shugavee:
u think everybody is as miserable as u r ?

XhosaNostra:
Gosh! I'm sure you even ask for his permission before taking a dump or have a "What will Ubunja do?" bracelet . And you people call yourselves alpha males. Haaaaaa! Citing him upandan like you have no brain of your own

Shugavee:
Almost 80% of Nigerian boys r Bleep boys , even the ones with girlfriends, even the ones that says that suffer with me rubbish, even the broke ones still Bleep around! And u know the worst part about everything women will fall again n again cause they keep renewing their styles n methods, truly there is absolutely no way to know a Fuckboy, being single as a lady isn’t easy, the way Nigerian guys are misbehaving, lebians would start increasing on a daily!! N when that happens,,, guys know u caused it, remember the girls u bleeped n dumped, the girl that loved u n misbehaved,, reasonable guys turning gay n leaving us with the useless ones.

Shugavee:
I know they gonna eat me raw, but do I care? Absolutely not!!


So now when I mean broke not probably that u don’t hv a car or something, do u feel it’s okay for a guy who can’t afford a date or maybe just surprise u sometime with little gifts should bother toasting a girl,, asin as little as u can afford!!! How can u start toasting a girl with I am broke I am broke suffer with me money is coming? Does that make sense??

Shugavee:
We need to talk about this,, u might be helping someone,, so when u veiw please drop a comment cause I know all of us has had our heart broken some couple of times,,,

question: how did u get over ur heartbreak ?

Well I read my bible while I cry ,, reading verses that says how God loves me no matter what , I can drop the verse for any one who asks , then I take some acohol , then eat heavy n sleep. The next day I do chores , go to work n get really busy ..continue with the same routine till I am over it , so what about you ?

Shugavee:
There is absolutely nothing like a broke /lazy good man ,, u can never know the real him till he has some money,, u can never know if he’s faithful, except he got money in his pocket !! So ladies don’t waste ur time,, if he doesn’t hv a source of income,, he is a waste ,, always remember that ur time and attention is an investment,, don’t waste it on some dude who got just sex to offer. Don’t let people single shame you , that u go for anything , and don’t ever agree that u can only offer sex ,,, they know u hv a lot to offer , YOU ARE A WOMAN .

Skinnienigga:
So I uploaded a picture of some of my friends and the girl I used to call my babe started comparing me to them. And as a king that I am, I dumped her ass and blocked her immediately.

2020 is already feeling like rubbish, I can't now be dealing with rubbish girlfriends too.

freedomest:
We have good women around, move around, go to good places and you will find good women...But if you like freestyle women, you may see what you don't cherish.

Cleanworld:
please find your way to the church and ask them.

nincompoop

Amanee:
You have still not taken responsibility for your life and your life decisions[\b], it's a shame...


You're 32, wallowing in self-pity and still blaming forces for the negative choices [b]you made

Sorry to say, you're not ready for success yet.

Katier00:
why call her stupid? let us hear your counsel

21cents:
your have spoken well my dear..

Adesucess1:
I met the man i married 2 years ago, it was like a joke, we started like a friend, i never knew we could even be together because he was always to joffier, he was a cool headed man, he is caring and loving and he is also very rich, though his money is not what i was looking for, i was looking for true love and what truly felt them was love.

He always say to me that he loves me and use to ask me that if am not in love with him, i should let him know that breaking a courtship is better than breaking a marriage. I dont even know maybe something was truly wrong with me then because i told him i do love him too, truly, i thought i did, because as at then, i dont usually remember my ex boyfriend, he was the only in my heart, so, i felt i love him.

Now, we are in the marriage, but the thought of my ex boyfriend keeps coming to the extend that when we make love, i always remember my ex boyfriend. i just dont understand all this, i had to reflect in my past that how did we started i remember that i had forgotten my ex boyfriend, now am so confused how his thought started coming again, and this bitters my heart.

My conscience is beginning to hunt me, i never knew i still love my ex until i got married, i dont want to hurt my man and i want to protect my marriage but all i use to remember is my ex and is affecting the marriage, its not as if my ex boyfriend called me, all these just started of a sudden, am so tired of all these nonsense . Please what should i do? I need serious help?

IamDavids:
Women get problem o!!

Egungun be careful na Express you dey go!

I no go talk more than that