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Religion / Re: What Was The Good Things Angel Satan The Devil Given To Us? by Heathen(m): 8:48pm On Jun 14, 2012
Op, the devil gave us knowledge; the knowledge of good and evil though god on-the-other-hand gave us jack!
Religion / Re: Is It A Sin To Burn A Bible? by Heathen(m): 1:22pm On Jun 14, 2012
Area_boy:

mass produced is an understatement! its a freaking best seller for hundreds of years now! I guess thats the whole point to it. Money making LOL

now beat that you commie bastards!!! HA HA HA HA HA
lol, the demand for the book does'nt drop, it keeps on rising and the 'unbelieving, pagan, heathen' publishers smile to the bank.
Religion / Re: Is It A Sin To Burn A Bible? by Heathen(m): 12:09pm On Jun 14, 2012
I agree with you. I don't see anything wrong in burning a bible, especially when one considers the fact that it is mass-produced like toilet paper. Burning one will be insignificant.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Inc 2.0 by Heathen(m): 11:40am On Jun 14, 2012
sp*rs, is there hope?
Religion / Re: That's My King.. by Heathen(m): 10:45am On Jun 13, 2012
Op, King who?
Religion / Re: If God Knew Satan Will Rebel And Adam And Eve Will Sin, Why Did He Create Them? by Heathen(m): 10:39am On Jun 13, 2012
op! it's simple. HE/SHE/IT IS AN ID1OT

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Heathen(m): 12:51pm On Jun 11, 2012
folahann: Amazing analyses we've got here.
If a player didn't start at 2010 world cup, he's excused to play rubbish at 2012 Euro.
If all the goals you scored in a competition don't win it, then all the games you played are irrelevant hence you're not a good player.
Apparently, if you don't win the epl, ALL the 38 games you played were irrelevant.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Heathen(m): 7:29pm On Jun 09, 2012
dare2think: May thunder fire whoever compares van persi with Drogba!!!

That dude always choking when it matters.




hmmmm, i seem to remember a certain player blowing a penalty in the afcon final, can't recall who though. The tourney just started, it'll be best you hold on to your critism atleast until the Netherlands fail in the tourney, so that you don't eat crow. PS- i prefer a player that scores regularly to one that scores once after a plethora of games.
Religion / Re: Can Satan Pronounce The Name Of Jesus? by Heathen(m): 3:11pm On Jun 09, 2012
ea7: Remember when we had both upper and lower case letters. REMEMBER!!!
Remember when man could locate and identify the caps lock key on his keyboard.....I miss those days!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Heathen(m): 3:52pm On May 21, 2012
......lol

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Inc 2.0 by Heathen(m): 10:19am On May 21, 2012
Lmao @ 'Adebuywhore'.,.....,..classic!
Religion / Re: An Open Challenge To Atheists And Free-thinkers by Heathen(m): 7:44am On May 16, 2012
FXKing2012: Glad I'm finally able to knock all them atheists out with my killer punch. Better wise up and turn to God!
you didn't knock anybody out.........people just got tired of your idiocity MR 'THE ELECTROMAGNET FIELD OF TTHE EARTH DEFLECTS METEORITES'
Religion / Re: The Power Of Atheists! by Heathen(m): 7:37am On May 16, 2012
Evil Brain: I lolled at one of the youtube comments:
"Q: Why does the priest bother to board up the windows after praying for safety from the storm?
A: Because he's smart enough not to believe the bullshît he tells his congregation. He knows that prayer doesn't work so he makes other arrangements."
evil brain, I WILL RA.PE YOUUUUUU. Lol, epic pic!
Religion / Re: Winners Chapel Covers-up Case Of Missing 2 Year Old Praise Eleng by Heathen(m): 7:31am On May 16, 2012
Stagger, you and your thieving papa 'godfather'oye'big daddy'depo deserve to be shot in the head on sight. You are a phacking Arrow, bloody heartless mongrel trying to protect a criminal!

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Gaming / Re: Chinese Company To Launch New Game Console CT510 by Heathen(m): 3:57am On May 15, 2012
Lmao, 1.8 ghz DUAL CORE cpu, vague 'high performance 3d gpu' (probably nothing special, anything powerful will be bottlenecked by the cpu). For $600? the kinect-like controls can go and die. This console dey on looooong thing. For that price one could assemble a gaming rig that will crush this console, and you'll be gauranteed a huuuge library of games on the pc!
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: FIFA 12, Uncharted 3... For Sale by Heathen(m): 3:47am On May 15, 2012
ps3fanboy: PS3 games for sale
i have call of duty black ops and battlefield 3 for sale. 6k each. will swap with the following games: resistance 3, uncharted 3, batman arkham city, infamous 2.
location?
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: FIFA 12, Uncharted 3... For Sale by Heathen(m): 3:46am On May 15, 2012
Op where are you located?
Religion / Re: My Book Of Bible Stories. by Heathen(m): 3:09pm On May 14, 2012
bennyraz: pinnochio.. Dat small boy that his nose use to grow longer each time he told a lie. It has a comic book & they also did d cartoon. Do u have a clue now? @martian, you can't compare things of the bible to things of men. Genesis tells us how the world started and Revelation reveals to us how it will come to an end. Superman, snow white are fiction stories while Elijah or the character ''Elijah'' is a non-fiction story which is factual cuz we have the Holy Bible to prove that okay
pinnochio, snow white, raphunzel, superman, batman are all real. Why? Because we have books to prove that okay.
Religion / Re: Photo Of A Nigerian Priest With An AK-47 Rifle At Mass. (pic) by Heathen(m): 5:57pm On May 13, 2012
Lmfao, boyz are not smiling!
Religion / Re: Conjoined Twins Gone Wrong - God Is Great! (pictures) by Heathen(m): 5:51pm On May 13, 2012
??!!;-(
Religion / Re: Do You Have To Be Brave To Be An Atheist Or Just Plain Crazy ? by Heathen(m): 5:46pm On May 13, 2012
buzugee: heathen i figured you for a south park fan. its a show for GREAT JEDI INTELLECTUALS
...........i smoke some **** while watching it. Gives me that 'kushy' feeling.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Heathen(m): 5:29pm On May 13, 2012
Shiiiooooo! Arsenal nor go kill persin, see the way i just dey shout enn.
Religion / Re: Do You Have To Be Brave To Be An Atheist Or Just Plain Crazy ? by Heathen(m): 9:57pm On May 12, 2012
I'm goooin' down to South
Park
Gonna have myself a
tiiimeee.
Friendly faces
everywhere
Humble folks without
temptatiooon!
Goooin' down to South
Park
Gonna leave my woes
behinnnd.
Ample parking day or
night
People shouting Howdy
Neighbooor!
Heeeaading on up to South
Park
Goonna see if I can't
unwind.
Hmmmm hmm hmm hmm hmmmmphf hmmmmff hmmmmph hmmmm hmmmphff hmmm. Come on down to South
Park and meet some
friends of mine.
Religion / Re: The Bible Is Not Like Any Other Book by Heathen(m): 8:06pm On May 12, 2012
witch4jesus:

Who give a fu..ck about that!
ha! Epic username!
Religion / Re: Church Leaders In Zimbabwe Blacklist T.B Joshua, Calling Him A Fake Prophet by Heathen(m): 8:00pm On May 12, 2012
Dang! They be hating on TB Joshua because they can't out-hustle the nucca! *no matter what, you just have to admire the man's hustle*
Islam for Muslims / Re: A New Baby Born With The Holy Quran by Heathen(m): 7:53pm On May 12, 2012
If you believe this, well.......then follow me to the beach and i will sell you bottled sand!

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Religion / Re: Where Does Bishop Oyedepo Get The Cash To Build All His PRIVATE ESTABLISHMENTS?? by Heathen(m): 7:47pm On May 12, 2012
Op, God shytes devine money that falls on godfather-oye-big daddy-de-GO-po's lap.
Religion / Re: Christians: Beware Of Satanic Agents On Nairaland. by Heathen(m): 7:34pm On May 12, 2012
rastamouse:

musKeeto grin

By the way I am still calculating how my income how grown. I think it is supposed to be 400 percent (X4) and not 400 times grin. But that fact is true that my income has more than quadripled this year
Sure it has!
Religion / Re: My Book Of Bible Stories. by Heathen(m): 7:26pm On May 12, 2012
I can't recall enough, but i had alot of those bible story books. Used to love them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Heathen(m): 2:57pm On May 05, 2012
angry phack! I guess it's time to turn prayers towards mount olympus and beg the gods for mercy.
Religion / Re: You Atheists, Be Warned!! There Is A God And All Powers Belong To Him. Videos. by Heathen(m): 7:01pm On Apr 30, 2012
uuuuuh, Mommy! Mommy! I'm so scared!
Religion / Re: An Open Challenge To Atheists And Free-thinkers by Heathen(m): 5:57am On Apr 28, 2012
@tgirl, bullets bouncing off people is some high grade bull****. If such a thing existed do you realise the number of countries that will use such 'magic' in their military force. The whole thing reminds me of a Zimbabwe story i head, it happened during the colonial period. A certain woman(whom you can describle as master of juju, or atleast that was what they believed) did some special rituals and promised the Zimbabwean army victory telling them the bullets will bounce off them! I don't need go further! It was a masacre! I repeat, real bullets bouncing off people is a lie untill proven otherwise.

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