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PoliticsRe: Buhari Snubs Russia, Picks British Firm For Ajaokuta Steel Revival: Video by HeavenVGate: 9:49pm On Apr 06, 2022
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Rowland Shows Her Banging Body As She Vacations With Son, Ifeanyi by HeavenVGate: 9:49pm On Apr 06, 2022
saphiere:
Davido’s babymama, Chioma Rowland popularly known as “The Chef” has shown off her banging body in new photos as she vacates with their son Ifeanyi David Adeleke in Dubai.

She posted the photos with the caption “waterpark bae”
https://www.instagram.com/p/CcBA73XPa_n/?utm_medium=copy_link
Better give that boy 100% attention. Remember that you're nothing without that boy, he is your bank, the only reason why you're still getting money from davido. Ugly girl!
CrimeRe: Suspected Thief Tries To Inject A Sales Girl With An Insecticide In Oyo(video) by HeavenVGate: 9:40pm On Apr 06, 2022
damilola4162:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wupUDnPXzY

A suspected thief has been arrested after attempting to inject a salesgirl with an insecticide in Ogbomosho, Oyo state, Newspremises reports.

The suspect came into the store on the pretext he wanted to buy a laptop. Some minutes later, he attacked the sales girl and attempted to inject her with a liquid substance later discovered to be a pesticide.

He was arrested and has been handed over to the police.

source: https://newspremises.com.ng/cctv-captures-moment-suspected-thief-tried-to-inject-a-sales-girl-with-an-insecticide-in-ogbomosho-video/
Things is getting dangerous everyday. Imagine how he handled than girl? They should have burn him to ashes. Yahoo Yahoo is not paying again, they are now turning a robber.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Having An Affair With Filling Station Manager by HeavenVGate: 7:57pm On Apr 06, 2022
EHoudini:
At the peak of fuel scarcity my wife befriended a filling station manager- a mallam! She got two full tanks of fuel, one for herself, another for her friend; and 20L for me. I innocently and gladly accepted, in a jerrycan. I didn't even pay, to be honest.

Few days later, when we had a little misunderstanding, she bragged to me that the fuel I've been using to cruise around was given to her by a man like me! Dangerous talks.

Since then, even we settled somewhat she's been receiving strange calls at odd hours.
Few nights ago, I was woken up by her shouts on the phone; that she's a married woman and that the person on the other end should stop calling her! I couldn't help but think and believe it's the manager. As though she didn't know she was married before she swindled the man of his fuel!

With all the aphrodisiacs (buran tashi) these mallams use, her (my wife's) nyansh go don suffer.

There's no free lunch even in Freetown.

Pray for me!
If you're telling the truth, you ain't got a wife yet. I will advice you to married another wife, your future with her is very dangerous. Remember that time of old age when you will need your wife the most, remember that time when your wife will have all tht power. That's I always advice people to marry a woman who respect and listen to them. YOUR FUTURE IS DANGEROUS
EducationRe: Maduka University Ekwegbe, Enugu State In Pictures by HeavenVGate:
basilo101:
The university is owned by Samuel Maduka Onyishi, owner of Peace Mass Transit, a popular road transport company.
Rubbish! Factory is what Nigeria needs NOW not all this bullshit glorified secondary school.
PhonesRe: SIM-NIN: Deactivated Subscribers Storm Telecom Outlets, Queues Mount by HeavenVGate: 5:09pm On Apr 06, 2022
Doyin2:
Correct.

Only criminals like yahoo boys,robbers, kidnappers, ritualists, etc,are not comfortable with this.

It is high time we ignored them.

I see crimes like Yahoo Yahoo dropping sharply.
You're so rigy. Don't mind those idiots! I don't know why one could refuse to link his/her sim
PhonesRe: SIM-NIN: Deactivated Subscribers Storm Telecom Outlets, Queues Mount by HeavenVGate: 5:07pm On Apr 06, 2022
Ademola47:
https://punchng.com/sim-nin-deactivated-subscribers-storm-telecom-outlets-queues-mount/
Good one! In fact network provider should start charging those who are just linking their sims now.
PoliticsRe: Ponzi Scheme: Chinmark Investor, Nuella Commits Suicide by HeavenVGate: 9:33am On Apr 05, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:
The crashed Ponzi scheme, Chinmark Group has claimed its first victim.



https://dailypost.ng/2022/04/05/ponzi-scheme-chinmark-investor-nuella-commits-suicide/
All other women, what are they waiting for? They should all commit suicide too na grin grin
CrimeRe: Three Missing Abuja Siblings Found, Police Say Victims Abandoned, Distressed by HeavenVGate: 9:02am On Apr 05, 2022
ChybuzzDD:
The narrative and imagination of an arrogant fool!

No one knows whether they were taken by kidnappers or ritualists, as the news didn't state that, and that's why i correctly use ''?'' wherever is wrote 'kidnappers'.

And there 3kids, not 2.
Confused soul! You're this confused that you don't even understand yourself. What a pity
PhonesRe: Telcos Started Blocking Numbers Not Linked To NIN by HeavenVGate: 9:00am On Apr 05, 2022
donbrowser:
That's not even the issue. Bandits have been calling with phone numbers and none of them have been tracked with NIN. So what's the point?
You're confused guy! No bandit is as stupid as to use number linked with NIN to make a phone call ok
EventsRe: Lady Shows Off Her Panties In Her Birthday Photoshoot (Photos) by HeavenVGate: 8:55am On Apr 05, 2022
onthehill:
A lady identified as Pwedy Shuga on Facebook has caused a stir on social media with her birthday photos which revealed her panties as she celebrated her 26th Birthday, IGBERETV reports.

She captioned the photos;



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=730156034840344&id=100035378630922
With that big tommy? No nothing sexy about her.
PhonesRe: FG/NCC Directive: Has Your Phone Number Been Barred?? by HeavenVGate: 8:54am On Apr 05, 2022
Prevent:
Let's all mount on their fb page and bash drag the hell outtaf them.
Shut up! Empty headed goat. You don't wanna link your sim but idiot like you will go to Ghana and do everything they ask you to do idiot!
PhonesRe: FG/NCC Directive: Has Your Phone Number Been Barred?? by HeavenVGate: 8:51am On Apr 05, 2022
ikorodureporta:
Please tell
Yes one of my Sims ( not main one ) I only use it for internet subscription so I'm not going to bother to link it yet but I will do so soon because I see no reason why I shouldn't link my SIM when I have nothing to hide.
CrimeRe: Three Missing Abuja Siblings Found, Police Say Victims Abandoned, Distressed by HeavenVGate: 8:49am On Apr 05, 2022
ChybuzzDD:
Look at this one!

The kids were ?kidnapped 2weeks ago, and the ban was just yesterday

How did that play a role here?

So, for 2 weeks, the ?kidnappers were just waiting for sims to be banned before they could reach the parents on phone huh
Listen to yourself guy! Got any education? Oh sorry! Any sense? When the family is contacted, they ( kidnapper) name their price and the negotiation starts from there. Maybe in the middle of that, kidnapper sims banned, they couldn't reach out to them again, hence, the released of two kids
CrimeRe: Three Missing Abuja Siblings Found, Police Say Victims Abandoned, Distressed by HeavenVGate: 8:35am On Apr 05, 2022
Perfecttouchade:
https://punchng.com/three-missing-abuja-siblings-found-police-say-victims-abandoned-distressed/?amp
The effect of banning numbers not linked with NIN because you won't be able to make outgoing calls so is different to contact the family
PoliticsRe: Greenlight Planet Powers 22 Police Stations, 22 Primary Health Centres In 2021 by HeavenVGate: 5:56am On Apr 05, 2022
TravelRe: Welcome To Abuja, Most Beautiful City In West Africa by HeavenVGate: 11:49am On Apr 04, 2022
PhonesRe: NIN-SIM Linkage: FG Directs Telcos To Bar Outgoing Calls On Unlinked Lines by HeavenVGate: 11:39am On Apr 04, 2022
adenigga:
Source: https:///NIN-SIM-Linkage-FG-Directs-Telcos-To-Bar-Outgoing-Calls-On-Unlinked-Lines
Good move. I wonder what excuse one could have to have yet to link his/her link till now. Both outgoing and incoming calls should be blocked
Car TalkRe: As A First Time Car Owner, Toyota Corolla 2010 Or Honda Civic 2011? by HeavenVGate: 3:22pm On Apr 03, 2022
ItzzDm:
I’m considering getting either a Corolla 2010 or Honda Civic 2011 putting into consideration it might be used for Uber and bolt , i need an advise on making the best decision please
Go for anything Toyota. The reason is, the resell value. Trust me the moment you buy Honda, it already depreciated by 40%. The leg pull or not, people will awlays believe all Honda pulls so you will find it difficult to sell when you wish to upgrade. Resell value is the first thing you look for when buying any type of car.
TV/MoviesRe: I Have Gotten My TSTV by HeavenVGate: 2:52pm On Apr 03, 2022
CaptainFM1:
You just made another great mistake. Why don't you use the money to get an Android TV box and enjoy IPTV to the fullest?
Donkey! That needs internet connection and internet ain't cheap even if it cheap, still don't make any sense having to connect to the internet always.
CelebritiesRe: Portable Shutdown Mall For Muslims To Celebrate Ramadan (video) by HeavenVGate: 4:05pm On Apr 02, 2022
vastolord4:
He really did well.. the manager should transform his outward appearance as well.. he looks a little bit malnourished..
Na weed
IslamRe: Ramadan Day 1: What Did You Have For Sahur? by HeavenVGate: 8:26am On Apr 02, 2022
Boye33:
I woke up to a call from a friend at 5.30am after I had set an imaginary alarm for 4.45am.

I couldn't warm my spaghetti, ate it cold as well.
Thank God I cooked it last night and not wait till this morning.

Last year Ramadan taught me a lot.

Were you able to finish your cold semo grin
Next time don't look at time, look at weather instead. Eating stops when al_fajar is out, don't be surprised if that happen at 6 sometime.
IslamRe: Ramadan Day 1: What Did You Have For Sahur? by HeavenVGate: 8:24am On Apr 02, 2022
Kazeem47:
Five slice of bread and water,and Alhamdulillah for that.May Allah accept our Ibadah.
Why? Caught you unprepared?
IslamRe: Ramadan Day 1: What Did You Have For Sahur? by HeavenVGate: 8:21am On Apr 02, 2022
BadEnglish:
Ramadan Kareem to my lovely wife and the good Muslim faithfuls out there.
Well I'm a Christian, but I surprised her with a delicious plate of indomie and tea.
Did you just say your wife? If I may know how old are you sir. Thanks
IslamRe: Can A Muslim Skip Fasting If He Has Nothing To Eat Before And After The Fast? by HeavenVGate: 2:35pm On Apr 01, 2022
Khalifaibb:
So many Muslims like me tomorrow are going to have nothing to eat before and after fasting tomorrow, is there a possibility of leaving it or what can one do In such situations?

Am already starving and our only hope comes from Allah brothers and sisters what can you suggest for us the less privileged?

Are we allowed to leave the fasting?
Yes. Fasting na every year thing. You can do that coming year. Is it once in a life time? NO!
Jokes EtcRe: Share Your April Fool Experience by HeavenVGate: 8:53am On Apr 01, 2022
Cholls:
My brother when I was asleep, my dream took me to America bought me a house,car,and even gave me a well paying job.


It was when I woke-up I realized it was just a dream. That my dream just April fooled me cry
Very bad dream.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Sent Me Pregnancy Results And Ask Me To Fund Her Trip To UK by HeavenVGate: 7:22am On Apr 01, 2022
finson:
Good day all,

I was working in Lagos as expatriate. I am married and she was fully aware at the beginning of the relationship.

I had sex with my gf on the 6th day and I pulled out.

I told her that month that my contract has been terminated by my company and I have to go back to my country.

On 27th day I met her (5 days before leaving the country) and she asked me if I am sure that I pulled out on time when we had sex last time and I told her yes and she told me that she is asking the question because she has not seen her period.

When I left the country 2 weeks later I chatted her and I asked if she is doing well. She told me that she is not fine. I asked "why ?" And she told me that she is pregnant. I was very surprised and I called her. That day she told me that she was just joking with me she is not pregrant and we talked about everything.

Last week she told me that she is pregnant. She shared with me a test results on a paper where the date of the pregnancy perfectly matches with the date we had sex.

She told me that if her family is aware of the situation they will disowned her and she immediately shared with me some requirements to apply for a job in UK where 2 million NGN are required and she asked me for support. She also deleted the image of the tests results.

When I asked her to share with me she told me that she does not want me to be in trouble if my wife see that document in my phone. I insisted to get a copy and I told her that she can be assured I will not keep it in my phone. She shared back the document after cropped the letterhead. I insisted to get the full copy and she sent another one after striketrhoughed on her name.

I told her that I don't think in Nigeria the only option available for a woman who gets pregnant is to travel to UK even if her family will disown her. I understand that the situation is not comfortable but there could be other options. Even this process to go to UK can be unsuccessful, and if it is the case, this amount of money would have been lost.

I am not from Nigeria and this story seems suspicious to me. I am currently abroad, there is no way I can verify what she is telling me. I don't also want to open it some of my friends there.

To be honest, I never planned after I left the country to cut communication with her or to support her. But I prefer to support her whenever I have the opportunity to do. I don't know now if this story about the pregnancy is true or not.

If you have any experience in this kind of situation please share with me. Any advice is also welcome.
Please don't judge me.
Very old format, don't fall for it. Don't send a dime to her. Search for hospitals around where she lives, go to their website and book an appointment, tell her to go for test, the copy of result will be sent to your email and she also gonna get an envelope of the result too. Don't worry yourself na Yahoo Yahoo girl she be. Don't fall MAGA
PoliticsRe: Niger State Government Secretly Paid Ransoms To 3 Bandit Groups - One Got ₦67M by HeavenVGate: 9:54pm On Mar 31, 2022
Drastick:
Good evening Nairalanders, if you can read this comment, i appeal to your consciences to, in God's name, and for humanity sakes, come to my aid.
I have been battling depression for a few months because am jobless & cant meet my essential needs. However, I have every reason to be thankful to GOD for life.
The present predicament is, I'm potentially UNABLE TO GO FOR A JOB INTERVIEW TOMMORROW DUE TO TRANSPORT FARE OF #2, 100.
Its the final stage of the interview, and i call on u for help pls. Thank you, and GOD BLESS
You go beg tire, idiot!
EducationRe: Why Do Some Graduates Find It Difficult To Speak Good English? by HeavenVGate: 8:05am On Mar 31, 2022
Fiscus105:
Even you yourself knows that somehow, you are at disadvantaged, yes you are a guru in mathematics, but the knowledge you acquired in the university is supposed to be impacted on others for self development and by extension for nation building, to do that, you still need communication, since you are struggling to express yourself in English language, the knowledge you laboured to acquired in your university days, might be fruitless.

How? Because you need English language to express and impact it in the country you are dwelling which uses English language as her official lingual franca.

Note! For you to deficient in certain area shouldn't be the yardstick to rubbish it during argument ok.
Of course it's been difficult for you in life I know that. Listen to me! Isn't about speaking good English, all you need is communication. I don't need good English to teach anyone in fact I speaks Yoruba most time but guess what? I'm earnings big and doing so well. If all you got in your head is good English, I guess later on in life, you're gonna need to write a very good English expressions in a sheet of paper and eat them because no one is gonna employ you even a GATEKEEPER you ain't gonna get because your education is a waste when you can only speak English. One of the most important points in my comment is, It isn't about good English, once you can communicate and the Lister understand you so well, then you don't need any better English than just that but you didn't get that because of your good English Pardon me grin grin , what's your definition of a good English? Perhaps you are confused grin grin grin
EducationRe: Why Do Some Graduates Find It Difficult To Speak Good English? by HeavenVGate: 4:56pm On Mar 30, 2022
Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. Why do some graduates find it difficult to speak good English? I mean, even to construct a simple sentence. Funny enough, most of these guys brag about their educational Degree and most of them tend to be very arrogant.

The funny part of it is that, they are even confident and proud with the blunders they make while speaking.

Has anyone met such graduate?
Yes and I'm one. Why should I speak good English for what? I'm more better and flow freely when speak in pidgin. Guess what was my class of Degree? FIRST CLASS 4.52. If you're looking for a crazy man when it come to mathematics, come knock on my door. I'm better than many gurus 100%

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