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Vinnie2000:
After Marriage, there are some stuffs the Society/culture expect you to Abandon!

Personally, Don't think i can abandon some Lifestyles!.

Mine is.

1. Going to Viewing centre at night to watch UCL matches. (The crazy banters and Gbasgbos is Epic )
2. Going to the Buka to eat Banga rice and Assorted meat!.
3. Staying up@nights to watch Sound city and MTV Base.

WHAT'S YOURS?

Help move to frontpage. Thanks!

Smoking my cigarette

BeeBeeOoh:
https://leadership.ng/371781-2/

Oh I see! You're saying Buhari didn't handle it well? Oh you're already attacking Buhari? You're going nowhere

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

use the nimc app
Download it from play store
And you are good to go...

Just enter your details......enter that your nin number...and it will request you to create a nine digit pin...and your profile will be displayed
Then click on the link my numbers

All previous numbers linked to your nin will be displayed along side a space for you to link more of your numbers
You can only link seven numbers in total

Ogbeni op...you must buy me weed and some bottles

No you won't see all. You will only see number linked via the app not the one linked by your network provider

eddynaira125:
Download the NIN with the phone number you use when registering for NIN, activate the APP, the total phone numbers register with your NIN we be display on the APP, you can as well delete the numbers from the APP.

No you won't see all. You will only see number linked via the app not the one linked by your network provider

Znation:
Hello everyone.. Please i need help right now.

This is a very big temptation for me, because i'm a graduate and i don't want to fall my hand.

My junior sister of 14 years just asked me to help her in correcting this sentence.

The question seems easy, but i think i need help b4 i disgrace myself as a graduate.

She said i should help her with the the correct english to this sentence;

How Many Years I Take Senior You?

I just take style do like say i wan make call, and decided to come to nairaland.

Someone should help, because she is waiting for me to finish my call.

What is the correct english please!

"Though, from the suggestions i've got here, i've told her that; "What is our age differece" is the correct one.

But i'm still doubting it anyways, because from the question, the person asking that question is older. But "what is our age difference" dosn't specifies who is older as in the question;
(How Many Years I Take Senior You)

Maybe, there is no best grammer to that s
Sentence.

ANY?

How many years I take pass you?

NasirudeenOla:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWsh-2zvSYQ

"You won burst my 5million Naira bum bum" - Tonto Dikeh reacts as her son King, slaps her bum

Staged bullshit

mighty2:
https://punchng.com/2023-why-south-east-should-produce-nigerias-president-doyin-okupe-writes-apc-pdp/

In your dreams! Osinbajo better than all of them.

Earthstorms:
It seems the man decided to grow some balls.

He is 65 years old, why was he afraid all this while to declare his intention?

I will prefer him to any of the other APC candidates that have declared so far, just that I don't see him winning the primaries.

Do not be deceived this is a game playing by Tinubu

silvoclaira:


Click like if this story touched you. Click share if tears rolled you eyes.

Ori e ti daru. Weyrey!

Iyaebe:
Good that he knelt down to propose, redpillers won't like this.God when?

When what? Oh your time? Well gods go give you better man soon. Pray with 7 seeds of alligator pepper in your mouth first thing every morning.

HeWrites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDxmHA2gLwI

♾ pic.twitter.com/O1nyBNOuLM

— Temi Ajibade (@TemiOtedola) April 10, 2022

Dey there dey make noise with your succulent breast. No go find man for yourself.

Samakus:
https://punchng.com/reunion-obi-cubana-promises-20-classmates-n2m-each/

To do what? They ain't kid! Give them 10 millions each, that's reasonable.

CollinsNeuman:
PGD Never!!! I beg to differ. From Bsc mathematic you'll move straight to MSC computer science without any PGD. Please ask around.

Dear OP, YOU'RE making the best decision ever! When you do maths, you'll understand better the principle of computation.

I don't know of other universities but you will need PGD to do so here in futminna.

MyopicMods:
Joint Task Force Of Nigerian Army and Navy Destroys Unknown Gunmen Camp In Aguluezechukwu


A joint task force which is made up of officers of Nigeria Army and Navy yesterday invaded a camp of the unknown gunmen who have been terrorizing the Aguata/Orumba Axis of Anambra State.

This Camp is located in Aguluezechukwu in Aguata Local Government Area of the state, several arrests where made and a number of commodities where recovered, these include food items, cars that were snatched from individuals, this camp also houses a shrine which is said to be used to prepare charms and swear oath of secrecy by members of this crime syndicate, it was also seen that a bulldozer is used to block the entrance into the camp in order to shield it from attacks.

This joint task force was formed as a result of the state government’s effort to restore peace in the state and get rid of criminal elements who want to make the state unlivable.


It is perceived that members of this group of unknown gunmen are behind the attack on Aguata Local Government Headquarters and Nnewi South Local Government Headquarters

Northern's governors know about the killing going on there, however, I don't know what really they stand to gain from it because these Army and Navy strength really needed the most in the north

zaza1955:
Scores of armed bandits block major road, waiting for travelling vehicles to kidnap

A video recently surface on various social media platforms where scores of armed Bandits blocked a major road.

In the over 2 minutes video, the gun trotting, Hausa speaking bandits can be seen singing and dancing and waiting for travellers.


Although the location or state where the video was shot is unknown, the security situation on most Nigerian highways, especially in the North Western part of the country has left travellers in fear, after several reports of the activities of armed bandits and terrorists on the roads.

Nigerian motorists have identified about 10 most unsafe and dangerous highways in the country, according to a study by Sahara Reporters, as travelers continue to risk abduction and armed robbery on the roadways.


Watch video here; https://gallantmilitary.org.ng/armed-bandits-block-major-road/

Fake News. Oloriburuku!

JasonEkanem:
The Minister of Transportation, Rotimi Amaechi today at the Adokiye Amiesimaka Stadium Port Harcourt, venue of the Rivers APC Thanksgiving service, declares his interest to contest the 2023 Presidency of Nigeria under the platform of All Progressives Congress.

Amaechi said “I stand before you today to declare my intention and submit my application to serve as your next President.”


Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=415379010509359&id=100061117896098

Next president of who? Dindinrin

ezenwaez:
According to The National Social Investment Management System (NASIMS) the payment of January stipend has been initiated, Npower Batch C Volunteers should login into their Npower NASIMS dashboard and confirm changes on the January payment history, all 2021 outstanding payments will be cleared, the current payment is in progress.
As earlier said in our previous reports in the coming weeks Npower Batch C Volunteers being owed since last year will begin to see changes in their payment history, the January stipend has been updated to the pending status and few days from now all Npower Batch C Volunteers will be credited and should start receiving payment alerts on their phone.

Make I hear words joor! Rubbish. Don't tell us what we are already know.

miketayo:
400k are you sure? What is it powering ? Can you pump or use ac with it ?

I can pump and use ac but I didn't because I needed the light 24/7 ( meaning... No light off at all) I'm using it to power fridge, three TVs, home theatre , my laptop, my automatic washing machine and about 18 bulbs. No electricity from phcn at all. 24/7 on solar.

CountVersailles:
You are very stupid, honestly. How did you even conjure up the trick that he is at fault? Your mind is suffering from misdirection, honestly. Instead make una dey blame the Buhari government, you are blaming your fellow citizen and saying he or she is at fault. See craze

Your sickness is tis bad? People around you ( your families) are all idotfor allowing you using phone because you're dying

JavaScript90:
Since the beginning of this year I have exhausted over 300 liters of fuel. How can I compete with an Indian or Pakistani developer in the freelance market? Nigeria under this administration is designed to kill dreams and businesses

You're at fault here. How do you even cope with generator noise? Look around you there, do solar that can power your gadgets. I set up my solar for about 400k it's been two years now I don't use NEPA light at all. I'm on 24/7 on solar. My panels are up on the roof charging my battery always. You can go for cheaper one. So look around you.

BeeBeeOoh:
https://leadership.ng/federal-govt-accuses-ghana-others-of-lobbying-companies-to-leave-nigeria/

I pray they should all leave. Oil should dried up!

auba123:
A group, Advocacy for good governance in diaspora, New york, USA, has thrown its total support for the 2023 presidency aspiration of Gov. Yahaya Bello of Kogi.

The founder of the group, Mr Anthony Ukazu, in a statement issued to newsmen in Abuja on Thursday equally called for the support of the governor, saying he is the man whom the cap fit.

He said that in a momentous time like this when the country is faced with leadership quagmire and governance deficiency, there was need to entrust someone who has all it takes to lead the country to it’s glorious destination.

Ukazu who is also the founder of Brighter Tomorrow Initiative, an NGO registered in Nigeria, stated that Gov. Bello has the vast experience in governance to fix the woes in the country.

He said that the group have remained resolute on the decision to support Bello with obvious reasons among which is the only governor to appoint youth in his administration on various appointive positions.

He further said that the governor selected the best hands to handle critical positions and he had been intentional about it.

“The most important factor is that the country needs a vibrant youth with vast experience in governance to be able to fix the woes because it can only take one with energy and experience to do this herculean task.


That is why we from the diaspora have conducted a background search to nominate the candidate whom will vindicate us from this leadership trauma


“After proper consultation, and refined search of the man who the cap fits most at this critical moment, we have unanimously annoited the candidature of Gov Yahaya Bello as our concensus Choice.

“We will swing into rapid action to ensure this vision is totally realized,” he stressed.

Ukazu disclosed that the developmental strides of Gov. Bello in kogi state is one to reckon with; as he had made remarkable achievements in infrastructural development across the state.

According to him, the governor passion for human development and women empowerment is riveting, and cannot be overemphasize.

He said that the governor had harnessed all the natural resources embedded in the state for the overall good and development of the state.

He further said that more overwhelming testimonies about the quintessential achievements in governance in kogi state were numerous to mention.


The founder of the group however eulogized the governor for taking the giant decision to hacken to the clarion call of vying for the most exalted position in the ruling party of All Progressive Congress (APC).

He said that Gov. Bello determination was to correct the abnormalities where his party did not get it right, and also consolidate on the right policies and manifestos of the party to put Nigeria on a working speed.

Ukazu added that the group was extremely hopeful that Bello ripe ambition would be gladly welcomed by the delegates of the party to entrust him the ticket in the forth coming primary election.

He further said that Bello choice would ease the party the stress of canvassing support in the next election as his candidature is a marketable one.

He disclosed that the diaspora group would rally support for Gov. Bello in its referred capacity and would ensure the support cut across to every stakeholder to align with the youthful and useful vision.

He said that the group also extend its olive branch to the governor, and called on him never to hesitate to rely on the support as going forward would be a work in glove to ensure the desire success was achieved for the rescue of the great nation.


Source: https://2023.ng/?p=54

Teslaa:
https://www.nairaland.com/7065741/suspected-thief-tries-inject-sales

These are the pictures of Olabiyi Abeeb.

Olabiyi Abeeb is a presidential aspirant of Nigeria.

I did said it. The danger of allowing Yahooa Yahoo to go on. When they are not making money anymore just like what is happening right now ( they are all broke, they are not making any money anymore) that's why most of them are a robbers now. Let start killing them.

Chijeep:
Hello nairalanders, please I need advice.
It happened on Sunday evening, 3rd of April 2022 around 8.30pm while I was crossing a double lane road I saw a little girl of age around 5-6years. She almost ran into a bike's man route but thanks to God that nothing bad happened.
So as am about to scold the little girl why she didn't looked well before crossing I found out that it's only her walking so after some interrogation and tracing the direction she gave to there house I noticed that she's lost because she didn't know the name of her street and kept pointing straight and doesn't seems closer to her home.
I took her to a friend's shop who sells beer parlor for some advice and when we're about to get her food people around there said we shouldn't give her anything yet till she get to police station because of bad omen.
So I took a bike to police station A'division ilorin and getting there I explained everything that happened so after redirecting me to different offices including the DPO's office. The DPO then gave the officer who's taking us around (as directed by each boss we went to his/office) the order to take down my name, address and phone number and keep the child and tell me to go that when her people comes they'll call me to confirm that the child have seen her people.
But since that Sunday I haven't seen there call and I felt for the little girl that even if it's not because of the case of kidnapping that might arise I wanted to take the girl to my house and be caring for her.
SO PLEASE I NEED YOUR SINCERE ADVICE IF IT'S OK THAT I GO BACK TO THE POLICE STATION TO KNOW IF THE GIRL HAVE FOUND HER PEOPLE

She missed her road in ilorin? Really? Even if she is blindfolded and throw in the oja tuntun market, she should still get home. I don't believe anyone can miss road in ilorin because ilorin is so small and scanty. Ask her again for her parent's address and take her there or go to a radio station to have her announced on Oro re ( Yoruba morning news ). If she is Hausa, forget it, her parents won't show up so take her to oja ipata or tipper garage junction in front of edinwo supermarket because they have been chased away to that side due to the ongoing bridge.

saphiere:
Police nab 23-year-old man for allegedly raping and killing his 29-year-old neighbor


https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/4/police-nab-23-year-old-man-for-allegedly-raping-and-killing-his-29-year-old-neighbor.html

I feel pity for his parents because when they gave birth to him, they were happy not knowing that they just gave birth to a sorrow thing, they never knew he will never become anything in life. They never knew he would depart from them forever at age of 23ys. So sad . Now government should deal with him. He should be killed or be given life imprisonment but I'd prefer him be killed because in case of jail break, he may gain his freedom back illegally. I pray court sentence him to die by hanging.

Gospelpreacher1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J5i1P7TpM4

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/boris-johnson-uci-prime-minister-british-cycling-derby-b2052241.html?amp

Confused people. Does it make any sense in the first place? Transgender rubbish! If not for religion fanatics, I like Northern's culture. They don't take rubbish.

2mercy:
Supremacy: Boko Haram executes 10 ISWAP commanders, vows to ‘eliminate all ISWAP fighters on earth’





https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/04/supremacy-boko-haram-executes-10-iswap-commanders-vows-to-eliminate-all-iswap-fighters-on-earth/

lalasticlala

Cooked up story by the Army! We won't believe that

Angela1996:
I'm just depressed over this situation, I'm tired of him, he snapped me while I was naked and threatened to release my nudes...I've told him to sign the undertaken and leave me alone but he has refused...
Please I don't know what to do again!...Don't judge me or insult me because no one is perfect

You're very stupid. Idiot! We will judge. You should be above stupid mistakes this dumb one. He should release it and shame you forever idiot!

LawyerLomo:
Please, mob help me push this to the front page.


I was introduced to msport by someone and I opened an account with them, it been over 8months now.

I was asked to insert my account number and purchase an airtime/voucher of #100 which I did.



5 months ago, I received a debit of #100 without my consent, this made me deactivated and diffuse my bank account from the app.

Not until today, I had forgotten that I even had account with msport.

They wipe my account to Zero please help!!!!

I'm glad you dumbs are getting scammed lately DO NOT USE YOUR BANK DETAILS ANYWHERE ASIDE THE ACTUAL BANK. PERFORM ALL YOUR TRANSACTIONS MAINLY ON YOUR BANK APP. BE WISE OR ELSE YOU LOSS EVERYTHING YOU LABOURED FOR.