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bitterswt2:
You are a slave and will always be a slave. Go serve your Efik and Oron masters. Be grateful that an Annang man brought civilization to ibibios. silly slave

You are a massive explosion of foolery and idiocy combined. Which anaang man are you talking about? Is it Akpabio, the biggest propagandist of the century...?? That thug only succeeded in giving very little with what the state was earning as at when he was governor. The Efiks are far more civilized and better than you folks. Anaang people are the most uncivilized, uncultured and illiterate people east of the Niger. You guys are so backward that I feel so ashamed with your terrible accent in port Harcourt where I live.

ubcandid:
Ete, I am an Ibibio from Onna LGA, there was no need for you to reply that fool. he is FOOL.

hahaha...look who is calling me a fool. You are calling Onna eket, Ibibio? look let me tell you, the fact that you can speak ibibio doesnt make you are an ibibio. Go and ask you paramount ruler and stop exposing your ignorance here.

Ikot ekpene the cultural and political centre of the ibibios?? whoever wrote this article is high on a concoction of concentrated weed. The ibibios can never and will never have their cultural or political headquarters in an anaang town like ikot ekpene. Anaangs are far below the ibibios in number level of education, exposure, beauty and wealth. Please be informed op. no offense

pricelessngel:
My dear very tall oh, taller than you and e don epp me. I guess who e don epp is ur slogan. Pls don't Quote me again.

Just shut up there. Your height hasn't done shit for you if not u won't look like u ate sour soup all your life. fat ugly puffy b1tch. Yes I am not tall and not a midget but I am far more handsome than most tall folks. you can check my profile if u can.

I am taking this so personal because aside modelling I can't really see who height don't help for this world. I am tired of hearing some tall dudes having the mumu believe that their future is brighter than that of anyone who is short or average. You can go ahead and quote me, its allowed.

mackhunter77:
Ibibio language here....UDARA and NKARIKA

which part of Ibibio calls it NKarika? what I know and av always heard is Nkanika. Grew up in uyo btw. I speak mainstream Ibibio.

in Ibibio language the fruit are called udara and nkanika

I studied human anatomy and I graduated with a cgpa of 3.42. its been two years now and I have not been called for any interview talk less of getting a job despite all the jobs I av been applying for.

I opted for the course out of ignorance, desperation and pressure from family who were tired of seeing my face around after applying for med and surgery twice without success. I won't even wish my enemy to study anatomy. its the worst course ever. and the course is as hard as stone even medical students find it more challenging than any other medical course. I don't even know what to do now. I need a job desperately so I can save money and start up a business then go back for further studies. I wish my mum is buoyant she is the only one who would help. Got has got my back though.

God will punish you op for putting up this kind of exagerated rubnbsh. do u know the meaning of battered? For God sake those are just marks left by the cane after the child has undergone flogging and will definitely go away with time. there are no serious bruises or injuries so wat is this fuss all about?? Anybody who ever attended who school that enforced discipline can easily identify with this kind of thing or something even worse.

That kid is obviously rude and should even be expelled from the school. You sound like one of those rude and callous parents who do not have respect for teachers and will not see anything wrong with your child even if he or she insults the whole. one day this girl will get a gun and shoot you in the head. continue spoiling her. spoilt stupid,silly, rubbish girl.

oh my God I love this news...I am so happy...oh I am so excited.

whizcartel:
Dude go back and read your previous comment. You never made any mention of kids being insulting here. You basically insulted individuals belonging to a certain age bracket. by suggesting an age segregation on a forum that is trying to bridge that age gap.

I Was trying correct your dumb intuition. And i guess you never got the memo. NEVER POST DEROGATORY COMMENT ABOUT ANYBODY HERE! Hope you got that. This ain't no pissing contest. I'm sure if it was one, you would loose. You obviously got a small weenie. that why you hating on kids to cover your insecurities. I had an awesome childhood. I spent it doing what children do. It's whizcartel F00L.

Its "lose" not loose. work on your grammar if not you will fail post utme that is if at all u will be eligible to write it.

If you cant tell us what you are recruiting for then you are not being professional. haba?

celemel:
Hector, do you feel your class of degree is less than what you deserved? What is the ratio of first class degrees to the total number of graduates out of "Harvard and other good universities" per session? Juxtapose that with Babcock for instance. Or Unical. So long as you call it a standard, then the institution must enforce what they think is right. In the long run, it is in the best interest of the student. I have been in an interview panel where a 2.1 graduate of Madonna was unable to write an error-free Application for Employment, or an essay on "My First day at Work". Graduating from Unical is tough. That is their standard. No apologies about it.

My class of degree is a 2:2. just a minute point below a 3:5. I think I deserved a high 2:1 even but I ended up getting something less all because I attended a sch where lecturers enjoying messing up the results of their students. Unical isn't better than uniport where I am doing my MSC currently. Churning out students with a poor class of degree doesn't tell well of the sch no matter how you look at it.
*Make provisions for good facilities.

*update the curriculum to what is obtainable all over the world.

*set up the right structure that will make the environment more conducive for learning.

*Bring in more manpower, expatriates etc.

*top up your research and publications.
these are what make schools good not making life difficult for the students.

celemel:
I am a malabite, and proudly so. I graduated from UNICAL with a 2.1 degree. I have never felt I deserved anything better. In my set, there were only 2 first class graduates. In my entire Department which was established in 1994, we have only produced one first class graduate till this day. In the days when education added value to people and excellence was defined by hard work, genius by extra-hard work and success by what you know, first class degree was very hard to come by. In those days, graduates were respected and it was near-impossible for any human to dream of scoring a perfect cgpa of 5.0!

Between then and now, so much has changed. Corruption has completely eaten up the fabric of our entire society, including the hallowed ivory towers. Little wonder then that a student of Psychology in UNILAG could score 5.0/5.0 as his cumulative grape points average. When I heard it the first time, I shuddered in disbelief. I know that the guy is very brilliant. Do not get me wrong. But scoring 5.0/5.0 is stuff for geniuses and super-humans. 5.0/5.0 means that he is better than even a Professor of Psychology because, in character and learning, he is the best that can possibly exist among human kind.

The advent of the first private University in Nigeria (Igbinedion, Okada) opened the flood gates of First Class degrees. Then Madonna. Then Babcock. Then others. Private Universities started competing among themselves on who can churn out the greatest number of First Class degrees. Thus, it became common for 20% of graduates of one University to bag the First Class honors in one year. And when those so-called first class graduates move over to the world of work, their emptiness speaks as loud as the size of their worthless degrees. Their aptitude do not usually match the pedigree of their certificates.

It was this mismatch between class of degrees held by graduates and their aptitude that birthed the adoption of Aptitude Tests for screening prospective applicants for employment in Nigeria. First by oil majors, then other private firms followed. It was later adopted by the Federal Government of Nigeria. Before then, graduates went through just one test (oral interview) before employment.

My Alma Mater (UNICAL) refused to join the bandwagon of indiscriminate award of First Class degrees (like pure water) over the years. It is true that their conservative tenacity sometimes put our graduates at disadvantage in the labor market. More so, as they have to compete with their peers who brandish phony first-class degrees from other schools for the few available vacancies, even as many organizations have put a moratorium on employment of graduates with 2.2 and below.

I am however proud that Unical has refused to lower her standards till today. We that passed through the crucible of learning in the great Malabor Republik can stand our own anywhere on earth. We excel and would continue to do.

Congratulations to the graduates of 2016.

Nice. Very articulate and constructive writeup. However, you seem to make us believe that the lesser the number of first class degrees the better the academic standard or what? is unical better than Harvard and other good universities in the world that produce an average of 50-100 first class graduates every year? is academic standard all about being unduly strict insensitive. Does low class of degree make things better for the graduates of unical and their lecturers as compared to other schools? what is your point? unical is my alma mata, tell me something...

My alma mata, unical is one of the worst schools on earth when it comes to awarding tangible class of degrees. .... dept is where I graduated from. I shine anyway i go despite graduating with a 2:2. During my MSC program in uniport I did better than many of my colleagues with 2:1. That school is a cesspit for notorious and unrepentant sadists lecturers. They are possessed with the spirit of mediocrity and maintaining unhealthy status quo. Dream killers...Thunder fire Dr Mrs eluwa, prof mrs Ekanem, Dr Mrs akpantah. the three witches in... dept.

MrsPhyno:
Nice cute square teeth OP
Like my baby sisters'

thanks sis. I appreciate..

refiner:
op is dis necessary?...

nofin wey person no go fit see for nairaland!

what do u mean?

smileysmiley:
no ooo don't give up, you should have given up on your birthright as a man and shamelessly exchange words with a female on social media... ugly thing

Miss world thank u very much. u win

[quote author=smileysmiley post=43639904]no ooo don't give up, you should have given up on your birthright as a man and shamelessly exchange words with a female on social media... ugly thing[/quote
beautiful thing.. u win o

smileysmiley:
and you are an ugly bitter soul who finds it difficult to handle criticism, I'm not leaving this thread cause you don't own Nairaland. Seun himself will have to come and tell me to leave, come to think of it, you are older than that Seun guy ooo... shameless he goat go and create something and stop claiming thread in someone's social forum... Your mates are owning fb, IG, twitter and even Nairaland and all you have to your credit is a thread, Olodo, you wor wor, if e pain you too much enter lagoon

I give up on you. i gree say i wor wor. thank u.. please remain on this thread till you die.

smileysmiley:
and you are an ugly bitter soul who finds it difficult to handle criticism, I'm not leaving this thread cause you don't own Nairaland. Seun himself will have to come and tell me to leave, come to think of it, you are older than that Seun guy ooo... shameless he goat go and create something and stop claiming thread in someone's social forum... Your mates are owning fb, IG, twitter and even Nairaland and all you have to your credit is a thread, Olodo, you wor wor, if e pain you too much enter lagoon

I give up on you. i gree say i wor wor. thank u. please remain on this thread till you die.

Vikky014:
u hv a nice dentition..u look cute

tanx sweetie.

smileysmiley:
my self esteem is not that low, why on earth should I display my picture shamelessly online as some of you do.... you wor wor, take it like that, lovely dentition indeed, see the palm kernel teeth

U are a shameless frustrated wh0re. and u must be very damn ugly with a saucy attitude which makes u miserable.. plus u have no respect for men and must be going thru a hard time being in a relationship talk less of getting married at the right age and time.. People like u can hardly see anything good in others coz there is nothing good about u. I am cute and that is it..the lady above me has said it all. Get out of my thread!!!

smileysmiley:
worefa... I didn't ask you to upload your pics and I only stated a fact so no vex

Young lady can u stop quoting me?? take your facts with you and your spiteful self out of my thread. I asked for pic upload for fine dentition not a height and fine looks analysis. if u don't have a fine dentition, u have no business here. by the way why don't u put up a picture let me see how tall and beautiful u are??

smileysmiley:
worefa... I didn't ask you to upload your pics and I only stated a fact so no vex

Young lady can u stop quoting me?? take your facts with you and your bitchy self out of my thread. I asked for pic upload for fine dentition not a height and fine looks analysis. if u don't have a fine dentition, u have no business here. by the way why don't u put up a picture let me see how tall and beautiful u are??

1. Easy to lift:
Standing positions work best with shorter women,
especially when you do not have enough upper body
strength to lift an average height lady. Most men run
from this position because they think they are not
strong enough, but how about you go with a smaller
person that you can actually lift instead?

2. Easy to maneuver:
Trust us, changing s*x position is a piece of cake if
you are in bed with a shorter woman. The idea that
she can be moved this way and that without too much
effort can make things go extra smooth.

3. Tighter v*gina:
Okay you probably shouldn’t take our word for it, but
there is a myth that shorter women have tighter
pussies- something about them having a narrower
pelvis. It might be true, it might not, but it wouldn’t
hurt to try and see for yourself.

4. Attitude: they are prone to be more expressive. putting in their best in bed to prove themselves better than the way people see them. Most people think they are clumsy and always showing attitude unnecessarily. With this in mind they will do all they can to correct the wrong impression n come out better than most tall women.

smileysmiley:
not only are you average looking but you are short too... op you need Jesus

Tanx to u, tall n beautiful lady who has Jesus more than me. I bet your name is already written in heaven. leave me and my average looks n short body alone.

sinaj:
LWKMD! Rotfl smellymouth u wor wor sha
Ow ur babe de manage







U gat a nice smile nd dentition at hector

Thanks sweet heart. That's wat Mummy n daddy gave me after denying me the other good qualities.

Durentt:
rubbish.
Keep deceiving urself.
Have u even ever used a teeth whitening kit before?
Hav u ever floss before?
Hav u ever seen a dentist before?
Boy, stop foolishing urself, ur dentition is average, nothing special.
Go look up beyonce teeth, mtcheew

Just shut the fuckup. u are a fucking hater. u this shitty gay idiot. .I am talking about natural clean dentition u are here telling me abt some celebrity bullshit. go and get ur asshole drilled...unam ikot.

edetty:
,,,Hector,,,here I am in calabar thinking your MSc program was that hectic,,, seems those guys at Choba have a very flexible syllabus.

heheh...o boy nawao...nice to meet u on nairaland. Msc dey for wia I keep am. how far u na? wat are u still doing in calabar?

djraymy:
shot your dirty mouth before i slap you from here, monkey family

OK.

Luckyk:
yeah! he is cute... so

u are free to look and appreciate it if u like.