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PoliticsRe: Presidency Ordered Probe Of Anthony Okolie Using Hanan Buhari’s Old Line – DSS by Hedonisst: 11:36pm On Feb 29, 2020
tsephanyah:
now who are we going to blame MTN or the fellow who decided to defraud people after he realizes the owner of the sim card.
Don't be stupid. Where is the evidence that he "decided to defraud people"? Or are you relying on the mere lies peddled by the DSS and propagated by the useless Nation newspaper? Who did he defraud? Let the person come out and provide recorded evidence to that effect. Without such evidence, you and all of them are incredibly daft.
CelebritiesRe: Ifu Ennada Speaks On Coronavirus: Face Mask Now Costs N15k, No Longer N750 by Hedonisst: 10:41am On Feb 29, 2020
Awon ibo lo ma nse iru ika yi. Won like owo baje baje.
CelebritiesRe: Mompha Flies First Class, Rocks Face Mask by Hedonisst: 8:39am On Feb 29, 2020
Goalnaldo:
Someone stole 33b and was given a bail of 100m. He didn't even take him ten days to fulfill the bail condition. Don't steal but if you have to make it BIG!
One of the idiots. He stole N33b from who? Illiterate lowlife.
CelebritiesRe: Mompha Flies First Class, Rocks Face Mask by Hedonisst:
E pain them.

All the broke ass frustrated idiots here calling for his head as if he stole the few remaining tubers of yam from their poor father's barn in the village.

What did he do according to the EFCC? Nothing really. Who did he defraud according to the EFCC? Nobody. So what was the whole crucifixion and fuss about if not sheer jealousy? Idiots.
PoliticsRe: Repentant Terrorists To Enjoy Foreign Education – Senate Bill by Hedonisst: 8:31am On Feb 28, 2020
In essence, in Nigeria, it is better to be a bloody terrorist than a mere Internet fraudster. Isn't it just ridiculous?
CrimeRe: Painless Ways To Die by Hedonisst: 10:22pm On Feb 26, 2020
Useful information.
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boy Sentenced To 66 Years In Jail For N21m Fraud by Hedonisst: 10:16pm On Feb 26, 2020
It's actually a 2 year jail term, no need for the misleading and sensational "66 years" alarm.

But even then, it is ridiculous. I've never heard it sensationalised that Boko Haram terrorists or Fulani Herdsmen bandits were convicted and sentenced to xyz number of years imprisonment. Our useless criminal justice system (including the big belle corrupt judges) only like to shine with soft targets. Pathetic idiots. Dead country.
Nairaland GeneralRe: He Dies Days After Tweeting: "Anybody Can Die Anytime, Enjoy Your Life!" by Hedonisst: 10:10pm On Feb 26, 2020
I envy the dead.
CrimeRe: David Igbashal Missing: Naval Officer Ran Into Gunmen At Umuchi Ngbo, Enugu by Hedonisst: 5:09pm On Feb 26, 2020
Which one be gunmen? He ran into and was abducted by Fulani Herdsmen. That's what it is.
CrimeRe: FCMB Reports Man To EFCC After $54,000 Deposit by Hedonisst: 10:20am On Feb 25, 2020
Pato5:
Comments here show the rate of ignorance here.
It is a statutory requirement for every bank to send reports of certain transactions to NFIU everyday.
These transactions are: individual transactions above N5M or $10k and corporation transactions above N10M or foreign currency equivalent.
Its left for NFIU to observe patterns in these reports and flag suspicious transactions.
Every bank in Nigeria is mandated by law to submit these reports daily.
You're the ignorant one here.

The issue isn't about the statutory reporting requirement. The stupid FCMB should have simply reported and left it at that. Banks file thousands of such routine reports daily. Not until a petition from some quarters is filed against you before the NFIU will single you out.. There are thousands of transactions daily that far surpass even this one. The EFCC simply can't act on each one.

The key issue here is that the very useless FCMB went over and beyond their mandate in obnoxious busybody manner to initiate correspondence with the FBI, and petition the FBI to investigate the individual who sent the money from the US! Who does that? Who send them? Is that also part of the so called statutory requirement?

Mehn this bank is fucking useless and any hustler/entrepreneur with an account in that bleeped up bank should close it immediately. They would not report the activities of their spoilt brat MD who lavishes millions on women and debauchery daily. They wouldn't report the activities of their founder Subomi Balogun who abused and continues to abuse corporate governance protocols to maintain his ridiculous delusion of grandeur. Bastards.
CrimeRe: Meet FSARS Officer Oyato - Tiamiyu Kazeem’s (kaka) Alleged Killer by Hedonisst: 10:18pm On Feb 24, 2020
I'm just speechless. Imagine.
CrimeRe: Terrorists Are 'generally Muslims' Says Ryanair CEO by Hedonisst: 7:16am On Feb 24, 2020
Seetto:
I think you are the stupid person here, for you to generalised the crime of few persons to attack the religion as a whole, how many peaceful Muslims do you interact with everyday, so you are telling me dangote is a terrorist or companies own by Muslims business that employ hundreds of Christians, you tagged them terrorist too, the stupid terrorists created and financed by the western allies to denigrate Islam have killed more Muslims than any other religion.
Islam is a religion of peace and total submission to the will Allah, those farg are tools used by the enemies of Islam to denigrate Islam and destroyed the religion.
Don't quote me if your intent is to your case your crass stupidity. Just read the rubbish you wrote and tell me how it negates my earlier point.

Nincompoops everywhere. Religion of piss indeed.
CrimeRe: Terrorists Are 'generally Muslims' Says Ryanair CEO by Hedonisst: 11:08pm On Feb 23, 2020
Seetto:
Who is a murderer
Who is a terrorist.
Don't be stupid. How many people have killed in the name of Jesus, or in defence of Christianity in your living memory?

Now, compare that to the ceaseless Islamist terrorist acts committed in the name of Allah and so forth.

I don't know why you elements delight in deceiving yourselves.
CrimeRe: Slain Aso Rock Director: How She Was Murdered, Last Moments by Hedonisst: 11:03pm On Feb 23, 2020
That's the problem with all these very senseless 'cultists' who delight in taking useless hard drugs - from Arizona to Loud to SK and the rest of them.

OK, so you killed her and you expect to sleep, wake up, and continue with your life.... That the matter wouldn't go beyond that? Very useless bastards. I need the fools skinned alive and then beheaded.
BusinessRe: Otedola Visits Dangote's Fertilizer Plant (Photos, Video) by Hedonisst: 5:09pm On Feb 23, 2020
iCauseTrouble:
The strength of friendship doesn't lie in numbers but in values.......
Some people have more than 500 useless friends, single contract them no go give them
Typical daft Nigerian with irritating sense of entitlement. What have you done for these 500 "useless" friends in order to qualify for you to receive contracts from them?

In other words, how useful are you to these so-called "useless friends"?

Nigerians only like to receive, not to give. You would see them claiming that they only roll with people who add value to their lives. What value do you add to these people in return? You only like to roll with people who can help you... How have you helped them?
FamilyRe: Banker's Wife Pregnant For Lesson Teacher Hired By Husband For The Children by Hedonisst: 11:46am On Feb 22, 2020
From transfer to trouble, lol.
CrimeRe: Army Invades Supermarket In LASU , Slap Managers, As Customers Run [WATCH] by Hedonisst: 11:09am On Feb 22, 2020
jaksmillioniar:
I think d army is wrong but why argue wit a general. even abroad dey respect their army pass us
You're a fool. I'm sure you have never crossed the border into ordinary Benin Republic, let alone abroad. Yet you would sit down in your wretchedness and declare how things work 'in the abroad'.

Why argue with a 'general' indeed. Very stupid thing.
FamilyRe: Help! My Husband Is A Night Crawler by Hedonisst: 12:25am On Feb 19, 2020
You sound like a semi decent woman, so I wouldn't be harsh with my response. My honest advice is let the young man be. He would come around at his own time.

Those of us who are town men are at our best when the women in our lives let us be. I am super sure you knew about this lifestyle of his before you married him. I guess the main issue here is the "he is looking for a job" part (meaning say raba no too dey too flow from his side), but just relax.
PoliticsRe: Why Southwest Are Deceiving Themselves With So-called Amotekun by Hedonisst: 9:46am On Feb 17, 2020
Any regional security arrangement in the South West or South East that involves using local intelligence to arrest these wild Fulani animals and then hand them over to the police is a nonsensical arrangement that is doomed to fail.

I don't care what the law says or what Buhari and his fellow aboki head of police says, ONLY an arrangement similar to the defunct Bakassi Boys in the South East can work. Their mandate should be simple. Hunt down and kill anything that resembles Fulani in or around the bushes. Hunt and kill. Hunt, apprehend, and KILL. Weed them out until there is none left. That is the only way to go about this ridiculous and unacceptable menace of Fulani bandits wreaking havoc all over the South.
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Unfollows Everyone He Follows On Instagram & See Some Twitter Reaction by Hedonisst: 10:50pm On Feb 16, 2020
candygist:
He speaks the truth. Nobody paved way for him. He hustled is way to the top. Get the info
The same can be said for everyone else really, if you reason things that way. So what's the point?
AutosRe: SOLD!! Brand New 2019 Mercedes Benz G63 AMG by Hedonisst: 9:24pm On Feb 16, 2020
God of Bezos, Gates and Zuckerberg, ejoor sir, do it for me.
AutosRe: I Recovered My Car 15 Minutes After Stolen On The Highway By Armed Robbers Today by Hedonisst: 8:39pm On Feb 16, 2020
Barcelona98:
And Arivoko had to tell a lie to sell his product.
You dey mind the mumu shill.
BusinessRe: Solomon Nwadiogbu Sues Eko Hotels Over Illegal Seizure Of His N400M Belongings by Hedonisst: 7:20pm On Feb 16, 2020
Koolbobby:
Solomon has cooked one meal of a lie whose aroma turns my stomach bad...
It's a pity Eko Hotels won't come to his level and trade words over the media.
For a lot here who have swallowed his version of the story, I am sorry for your gullibility. I had patiently read the whole hogwash and was hoping to see where he admits assault but as usual, his ilk will rather sensationalise issues by buying public sympathy.
Solomon Nwadiogbu a.k.a. Emilinks truly has about 4 Porsche cars clamped in the Hotel and will need to cook more delicious lies to hope they'll be released to him.

Answer your assault case, money-miss-road!

As for the Judge, his case will soon be "reasoned"... Corrupt lots!!!
Assuming the whole thing boils down to an assault case as you claim, is the penalty for assault confiscating one's properties? Why not sue him to court or get him arrested for the assault? What's your point really, since you seem to have insider knowledge?
CultureRe: "Why I Beat Up Another Monarch At Peace Meeting" - Oluwo Of Iwo by Hedonisst: 6:23pm On Feb 15, 2020
It will end in tears and shame for the Oluwo. Let him ask the previous Deji of Akure.
PoliticsRe: Governor Douye Diri Visits Goodluck Jonathan by Hedonisst: 9:00am On Feb 15, 2020
MICHEALADEX:
Jonathan and fake smile... He's a good man but a bad administrator
And Buhari is a bad man and a terrible administrator. How about that for a comparison.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Storm Nnamdi Kanu’s Home, Block Entrance To His Residence by Hedonisst: 11:09pm On Feb 12, 2020
The useless Nigerian Army would like this kind of work. Send them to go and surround Shekau, then you will start hearing plenty stories.... Eh oh, our weapons are outdated. Not enough ammunition. Our generals are embezzling funds. Our salaries haven't been paid. Politicians are sabotaging our efforts. Yen yen yen bla bla bla. But for unarmed and harmless civilians (including Nnamdi Kanu and his IPOB people), the useless Nigerian Army are always ready and eager, without excuses.

Bunch of ret.ard.ed, cowardly, smelly bastards with misplaced priorities.
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo: Eric Agboegbulem Igbedion's Death, Drug Overdose & The Prostitute by Hedonisst: 10:54pm On Feb 12, 2020
oyatz:
Viagra was originally produced as an hypertensive drug. Erection stimulation was originally a side effect of this drug.

It's use as an anti hypertensive drug was discontinued because of many side effects and because many better drugs are now available
We're saying the same thing. What are its "many" side effects? Other than the standard slight headaches, facial flushing, possible priapism, etc. In the present context of its use by a hypertensive, which side effects make viagra bad for someone with high blood pressure or heart disease?
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo: Eric Agboegbulem Igbedion's Death, Drug Overdose & The Prostitute by Hedonisst: 10:49pm On Feb 12, 2020
[quote author=Mammangaddafi post=86600351][/quote]So you know more than the sources I quoted, with your incompetent self. Typical itk Nigerian who likes making noise with their limited knowledge. And to think that you don't even know what vasodilation means. Yet you would come here to form pompous on top your ignorance. If you're in the medical field, you're a bloody quack. Typical Nigerian nonsense.

You should read more, kid.
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo: Eric Agboegbulem Igbedion's Death, Drug Overdose & The Prostitute by Hedonisst: 1:17pm On Feb 12, 2020
midnighter:
Are you saying that its okay for somebody who is already on nitrates to take Viagra?
I don't know about its interactions with other drugs/agents. I'm only trying to clear the misconception that Viagra is bad for hypertensives or people with heart disease.
EducationRe: Adegboye Olatunji: I Was Charmed By Cultists – Ilaro Poly SUG President by Hedonisst: 12:51pm On Feb 12, 2020
DSoj:
Ebrimson said, “He was apprehended in his regalia and we have refused to let him pull it off, so that he doesn’t deny.”
This is incredibly funny. Lmao!

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