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Politics / Re: FG Acquires 17 Armoured Tanks, Artillery Vehicles by Hedonisst: 2:35pm On Apr 09, 2020
Tanks and vehicles that Boko Haram would soon snatch away from these useless cowards in the Army.
Romance / Re: I Am In Love With My Employee by Hedonisst: 9:42am On Apr 09, 2020
I hate all you weak, over-emotional guys who easily fall in love at the slightest provocation.

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Politics / Re: Rivers State Government Declares Carveton Helicopters Persona Non Grata by Hedonisst: 8:09pm On Apr 08, 2020
This is a poorly written/edited statement. Simeon Nwakaudu should be relieved of his duties because he is clearly incompetent. He was probably in one beer parlour and was ordered to write a statement at short notice, in spite of his inebriation.

The quality of 'short notice' outputs indicates competence, or the lack thereof. The use of the word 'hilarious' in the statement is stupid.

I'm embarrassed on the Rivers State Government's behalf. "never bordered" indeed.

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Politics / Re: Ben Ayade Kept Vigil At Calabar-Itu Boundary Between Akwa Ibom & Cross River by Hedonisst: 6:40pm On Apr 08, 2020
This guy is the biggest fool in Nigeria at the moment.

Jobless idiot.

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Politics / Re: Notorious “ade Basket” Emerges Oba In Ondo State by Hedonisst: 11:16pm On Apr 07, 2020
Ade Basket..... This one na OG for the mean streets in the South West oh. Chai.

Thr kind of people the rigged Nigerian system is designed to reward and uplift.

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Politics / Re: President Idriss Deby's Revenge Against President Buhari by Hedonisst: 7:13pm On Apr 07, 2020
ambu2:
On 18 April 1983, in a well planned operation, Chadian troops invaded and seized 19 Islands in the Lake Chad axis in Borno State of Nigeria. This deliberate territorial violation happened with the then younger Idriss Deby as the head of Chadian armed forces and Hissene Habre as President.

In reaction, Nigerian armed forces led by then GOC 3rd Division of Nigerian Army, Muhammadu Buhari countered the invading Chadian forces. Determined to make a bold statement to the Chadians and teach them a bitter lesson, General Buhari's troops did not just flush out the invaders.They crossed the border into Chadian territory and continued its pursuit. Orders from Nigeria’s President to halt his advance fell on deaf ears. Nigerian troops continued its advance until they were 50 kilometres from the N’Djamena, the Chadian Capital. Facing possible court marshal General Buhari stoped the advance and withdrew his forces.

Thus, while it was a humiliating defeat for Chad, it was was a sad experience and personal humiliation for Idriss Deby as head of Chadian armed forces. It was a dent on his career as a military commander. He never forgot that event. Eventually, he fought his way to become the President of Chad Republic, unseating Hissene Habre.

Consequently, when Boko Haram insurgency escalated in 2014 necessitating the formation of a Multinational force by Nigeria, Cameroon, Chad and Niger , President Idriss Deby of Chad played hide and seek game with Nigeria under former President Goodluck Jonathan. Chadian forces often fought independently and habitually whine about Nigerian Army being absent on war against Boko haram. He seemingly nursed a complex about Nigerian Army. He obviously had not forgotten the humiliating way Nigeria army repelled the Chadian army under his command back in 1983. Eventually, when President Muhammadu Buhari took over in 2015, President Deby became completely non-committal, deliberately frustrating every attempt to make the multinational force work. Meanwhile, Nigerian forces remained helpless about about terrorists that routinely cross border from Chadian territory to attack Nigerian communities and then ran back. Obviously, for President Deby, it was payback time for the man who once humiliated him and his soldiers.

Fortunately, something happened recently and the Boko haram terrorists attacked and killed Chadian soldiers. This sent a dangerous signal to President Idriss Deby and woke him up from from his pretentious slumber. Working with some Israeli mercenaries who had mapped the Lake Chad area, he simply gathered some of his elite soldiers and attacked the terrorists' camps and bunkers where the terrorists usually run back to and hide as safe haven after attacking Nigeria soldiers. Having decimated the terrorists and in the process putting a big question mark of the attacking efforts of Nigerian Army's Operation Lafia Dole, which he indirectly frustrated, President Deby is prancing around sneeringly with braggadocious attitude to emotionally hurt the man who once humiliated him: General Muhammadu Buhari the Commander-in-Chief once feared Nigerian armed forces.

I hope this new-found sense of pride in him will make him not to relent but to make good his words to continue his offensive and if possible kill the loquacious and blood-thirsty Abubakar Shekau.

I also pray that this recent successes will not get to his head and drive him to attempt another invasion of Nigeria territory as it happened in 1983. Any such attempt will add another humiliation to his military career.
Another mad zombie. God will punish all of you Boko Haram sympathisers masquerading as Buhari apologists.

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Politics / Re: Wike Shuts Down Caverton Helicopters For Violation Of Movement Restrictions by Hedonisst: 6:05pm On Apr 07, 2020
PatrioticNaija:
Same insane people hail this stupid show of power abuse but quickly TAG Buhari a tyrant. Smh for people who dont understand.......

God punish you. Funke Akindele's persecution and humiliation the other day in Lagos was not a show of power. What was it? Did we hear your voice? I'm dead certain that Bola Tinubu hosts more than 50 zombies together in his house everyday, lockdown or no lockdown. Why hasn't he been arrested and prosecuted? You're mad. Show of power kee you

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Politics / Re: Wike Shuts Down Caverton Helicopters For Violation Of Movement Restrictions by Hedonisst: 5:59pm On Apr 07, 2020
Cyberterror:
How will oil workers go offshore to work on production wells? Is he trying to shutdown oil production ?

Let the so-called offshore workers come forward and I'D themselves. I don't know why some of you are so hypocritical and silly. Wike has asked Calverton to produce the passengers. Until that is done why are you hastily assuming that they are oil workers? Nonsense.

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Politics / Re: "I Pity Any Government That Will Take Over From Buhari" - Reno Omokri by Hedonisst: 5:08pm On Apr 07, 2020
Stalwert:
This fool did not pity PMB after him and his hero of thieves looted everything lootable, including$2 billion meant for arms to defeat BH, he wail because his thieving bottle was taken away from him what a hopeless congenital cowards.

What you've just spewed is the tale of an idiot - full of words and fury, signifying nothing. Why not address Reno's claim? Has Buhari collected more loans than all past administrations put together? Yes or no? I expect you to research that claim and dispute it if you can. Don't succumb to your natural tendency towards tomfoolery.

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Crime / Re: Conviction Of Actresss Funke Akindele Cannot Stand In Law by Hedonisst: 8:54am On Apr 07, 2020

The Court of Appeal in the case of Faith Okafar V. Governor of Lagos State & Anor. (2016) LPELR-41066 (CA) made it abundantly clear that the directive or order of a governor is not a law & that violation of same cannot result in criminal liability. However, Section 8 of the Quarantine Act only empowers the governor to make such regulations where the President fails to do so.

This is very sound argument, to which I fully subscribe.

I understand that Funke and her husband could have been stampeded and emotionally blackmailed into pleading guilty, but I would have preferred them to defiantly deny any wrongdoing and fight the case all the way to test the so-called law. They have the resources to do so.

I definitely wouldn't have accepted such scapegoating and public humiliation for committing absolutely no crime.
Politics / Re: Sanwolu Should Also Arrest Imams Holding Services by Hedonisst: 8:46am On Apr 07, 2020
I prefer a state of lawlessness and anarchy, than a system of selective application of the law. It is unacceptable and intolerable.

If the law will not apply equally to everyone, then let us all set the stupid law aside and go crazy. Using someone as a scapegoat while others contravene same laws with impunity is the height of injustice.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Nigeria Is In Hot Soup! by Hedonisst: 7:55am On Apr 07, 2020
maybanks:
If the south east wants the Presidency come 2023 they should play the Mainstream Politics and not the sectional kind of Politics they have been playing since the end of the civil war

Don't be silly. Is it voting for national parties like the PDP that is sectional politics? When the Igbos voted for Obasanjo, Yar'Adua, GEJ, and Atiku in that order, which of these candidates was a 'sectional' candidate in the sense of being an Igbo man?

On the other hand, Yorubas have long been the ones voting for their regional parties - AD, ACN, etc until it became APC (abokki - Yoruba party). Some of you just enjoy being daft.

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Crime / Re: "After Arresting Funke Akindele, Govt. Should Cease Her Property Alongside” by Hedonisst: 6:17pm On Apr 06, 2020
lamentor78:
Wicked people full this country
It's quite scary. Too many envious and desperately wicked witches and wizards.

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Politics / Re: Chadian Soldiers Free Nigerian Soldiers In Boko Haram Captivity - Daily Post by Hedonisst: 7:20pm On Apr 05, 2020
Racoon:
What a shame on the useless and senseless COVIK-19 terrorists amnesty granting president.

The problem isn't a lack of weapons. The Nigerian Armed Forces have never been ill-equipped to decimate ragtag insurgents like Boko Haram. The real problem is cowardice of our armed forces. The average idiot in Nigeria's armed forces is a bloody coward.

Whatever weapons Boko Haram has today, 90% were obtained from the Nigerian Army when they raid their bases. Take this to the bank. All the correct weapons, tanks, ammunition, etc that Jonathan bought for these fools have been relinquished to Boko Haram by these cowards. When Boko Haram shows up in their garrisons, the khaki fools (including their mumu generals and officers) all run away and allow BH to cart away the weaponry and equipment. That's how we got here.

Bloody cowards. They only demonstrate 'ruthlessness' when dealing with unarmed civilians in the streets of Southern Nigeria. That's why they can run their dirty mouths about Warri boys, while ignoring the real threat in Borno. Fools.

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Politics / Re: Chadian Soldiers Free Nigerian Soldiers In Boko Haram Captivity - Daily Post by Hedonisst: 7:04pm On Apr 05, 2020
You can imagine. Yet these spineless bastards called Nigerian soldiers are only good at 'jobbing' harmless and unarmed civilians in peaceful areas. They would be quick to remind you of how 'ungrateful' you bloody civilians are that you're sleeping while they are fighting to 'protect' you. Protect fire.

Bunch of miserable idiots.

See serious armed forces doing the job they are expected to do. Ordinary poor Chad. Yet Nigerian soldiers would always claim that they are not adequately armed and equipped, that's why they can't fight Boko Haram. Yen yen yen. Even the bloody coward Lafia Dole 'general' who was shaking like a chicken on camera while complaining about not being adequately armed. But they are always adequately armed to brutalise civilians, or to deal with soft work easy targets like IPOB, or protesting Shite, or Warri boys. Shameless fools.

Cowards. Every single soldier in Nigeria, past and present, is a foolish coward. God punish all of them until they receive sense on what their priorities are.

By the way, look at what the despicable creature who some Nigerians voted for as president, said in 2013. God forbid. I spit on all of you...

FLASHBACK:

Buhari condemns Military Offensive against Boko Haram, Says it is "Anti-North"

https://thenationonlineng.net/buhari-faults-clampdown-on-boko-haram-members/

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Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Governor Obiano Self-Isolates In Anambra by Hedonisst: 6:01pm On Mar 30, 2020
Baba would have enough time to drown in Hennessy X.O.

Twale baba. After all, uwa bu ofu nbia.
Politics / Re: Is Sanwoolu The Best Governor In Nigeria? by Hedonisst: 5:52pm On Mar 30, 2020
Best governor because of Coronavirus? Nah. Not by a long stretch. Lagos is a mass of filth, decorated in parts with ornaments that unsuccessfully suppress the unbearable stench. Even by Nigeria's low standards, the so-called Sanwo-Olu should be among the worst governors in Nigeria, considering the huge resources at his disposal and the vantage position of the Lagos.
Celebrities / Re: All The Money Donated By Nigeria Billionaires Against COVID-19 Is Audio – Hushpu by Hedonisst: 5:48pm On Mar 30, 2020
Jinja007:
hushpuppi keeps acting and talking so responsibly.. while these so-called billionaires act foolishly..
i believe hushpuppi, why haven't Nigerians been credited already upon over 25bn has been claimed to be donated.
nigerians shouldn't believe anything thrown at them by these useless politicians

What exactly do you mean by the bolded statement?

E be like say e don tey wey your akant see credit alert. Don't be unreasonably hopeful bro.
Politics / Re: Famfa Oil Pledge N1 Billion Naira To Support Nigeria’s Fight Against COVID-19 by Hedonisst: 5:37pm On Mar 30, 2020
Arabiandude:

How much has your father donated to this course?

When last did your wretched father eat a balanced diet? Stupid idiots. You and your father.
Politics / Re: Countdown: The Revolution Will Begin on the 15th Of April by Hedonisst: 5:35pm On Mar 30, 2020
Charleys:
Covid 19 or Not.
The revolution has come.

If you have the money, it's time to move out of Lagos.

It's zombie season coming up.

APC has failed us
Nigeria has failed us.
The older generation has failed us.

Finally Buhari has failed us.

I'll be updating this thread as it comes.
All it takes is for the police to shoot one poor man trying to open his shop.

And Booooooom we're in. Your businesses will be burnt to the ground. Fire everywhere.

You must be a penniless, jobless, address-less man. Only someone like that would readily shout scatter scatter burn burn destroy destroy, because you have nothing and would therefore lose nothing.

Those who are economically engaged, productive, and useful would not subscribe to such needless anarchical alarms.
Politics / Re: Famfa Oil Pledge N1 Billion Naira To Support Nigeria’s Fight Against COVID-19 by Hedonisst: 5:30pm On Mar 30, 2020
That's a paltry $3m...less than what she infamously spent on her son's lavish UK wedding. For a woman that is supposedly worth over a billion dollars, accumulated illicitly via Nigeria's commonwealth.

Jokers.
Celebrities / Re: Tacha Blasts President Buhari For "Addressing Nigerians On Twitter" Over COVID19 by Hedonisst: 9:09am On Mar 28, 2020
dazzlingd:
Why should we listen to her...what does she know, what's the quality of the substance in her head. olosho has no business with the affairs of the nation.
She should crawl back to do what she knows how to do best

She has made more sense in a single instagram video than you would ever have in your entire life. Only daft idiots like you would pay no attention to a very clear and eloquent message and instead prefer to focus on the messenger.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Women Love Those Guys That Treat Them Like Trash??? by Hedonisst: 11:02pm On Mar 25, 2020
Have some loose money to spend (or have appearances of 'richness'), and be bad as in a bad waka man for town who knows the reality on ground). You would own, use and abuse women easily in Nigeria.

But even if you have all the money or all the so-called good job, but you're not a bad man as I described above, you will be a mugu to even a local newbie Town girl. You will be a "responsible" husband or boyfriend or whatever to one useless idiot.

You can't buy these things overnight. Na years of waka waka and learning for street dey teach person.

No need for long talk. I get sore throat, so I can't shout.

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Politics / Re: Akin Fagbemi: Oyo Government To Shut Its Borders Over Coronavirus by Hedonisst: 10:04pm On Mar 25, 2020
Ipinle Oyo sef follow put mouth. Nigeria is a funny place.
Business / Re: For People Who Grew Up Poor And Eventually Escaped Poverty, Whats Your Story? by Hedonisst: 9:42pm On Mar 25, 2020
If you're waiting for someone to tell you the step by step, replicable process or 'complete truth' of the matter, then you're fooling yourself.

The journey to financial salvation is a mysterious and lonely road. You will have to figure out things yourself, or receive 'divine' inspiration, or get helped by someone (stranger, acquaintance, in law, friend, family member, etc) or just generally get lucky.

I can't shout. I have seen things. And I can only submit myself to the force(s) ruling the Earth, for as long as I occupy the Earth. Thankfully, nothing means anything in the ultimate, timeless scheme of things. Everything is a mirage, so 'enjoy' or 'suffer' while it lasts.

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Health / Re: Man Commits Suicide Over Erectile Dysfunction In Delta State by Hedonisst: 8:36pm On Mar 25, 2020
Since time immemorial, ignorance and stupidity have killed more people than war and disease put together.
Politics / Re: Sen. Abdullahi Adamu Removed His Face Mask, Sneezes Into The Air (Video) by Hedonisst: 7:24am On Mar 25, 2020
Bushman. Abokki na abokki anytime any day.
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Spokesman, Shehu Denies Contacting Coronavirus by Hedonisst: 5:47pm On Mar 24, 2020
The only thing this idiot knows how to do is to deny anything and everything. Take him seriously at your own peril.
Politics / Re: Aso Villa Shut Down As Kyari Tests Positive, Shehu, Others Self-Isolate by Hedonisst: 3:07pm On Mar 24, 2020
Policemen and DSS and soldiers cannot protect you from this one. Oshisco.

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Family / Re: I’m Pregnant For My Sister's Brother-In-Law. I’m Scared To Tell My Sister by Hedonisst: 11:24pm On Mar 23, 2020
How old are you? Who goes to a business centre hospital to ask for abortion? Mumu. Do your research very well and go to a pharmacy near you to buy some cheap remedy of less than N2k. Awon omode oshi.

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