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Politics / Re: Paul Ibe: Atiku’s Son Did Not Visit Any Club In Abuja After Arrival by Hedonisst: 11:09pm On Mar 23, 2020
seunmsg:


Atiku’s son arrived Nigeria and held a meeting with six people in Lagos. That’s the first violation of the self isolation advisory. Those six people must be identified and isolated.

Instead of staying in his private mansion in Lagos for 14days, he took a commercial flight to Abuja and in the process has put a serving governor and other passengers at risk of contacting the virus. The second violation.

If he had simply complied with the directive to self isolate, all these people won’t be at risk today. The above scenario is why we need to keep encouraging everybody that has been exposed directly or indirectly to the virus to self isolate till they are tested and cleared.
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You're an irredeemable idiot. Your voice wouldn't heard about kovik 1-9 and other failures of the present mis(government). But you will have the strength to argue about nonsense concerning Atiku

You better have your own house in Maitama or Asokoro, and a cumulative account balance of at least N100m, from your miserable pro-Buhari/Tinubu/APC activities. Otherwise you are a bloody idiot.
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Buhari “Addresses” Nigerians On COVID-19 (Video) by Hedonisst: 7:55am On Mar 23, 2020
Nigeria is a calamity onto itself. The fact that this despicable thing managed to become president shows that merit is worthless here. Shame.

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Politics / Re: Reactions As Buhari Pronounced Covid19 As "Covik One Nine Virus' by Hedonisst: 7:47am On Mar 23, 2020
samincredible44:
this is why he refused to speak since.you guys always find a way to mock him.pmb is the patience Jonathan of this administration.

That's a big insult - to Patience Jonathan.

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Celebrities / Re: Hoodlums Attack Luciano Okere In Abuja After Night Club Engagement by Hedonisst: 10:03pm On Mar 22, 2020
emvuatt:
If u look closely aboki are the once carrying those act at night they don't have good shelter so they then to roam at night to commit crimes

Very true. These abokki bastards were emboldened by their tribal patron Buhari's victory in 2015, and they have grown wings ever since. They have now taken over Abuja and perpetrate atrocities with impunity.

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Health / Re: Covid 19: Close Markets; Stop Cash Collection Now by Hedonisst: 7:55am On Mar 22, 2020
Unfortunately, closing markets and locking down the city is not practicable. Not in Nigeria where most people live hand to mouth, on a day by day basis.

Let the coronavirus kuku kill everybody than for hunger and misery to ravage the land.
Romance / Re: There Is Nothing Like A Broke, Lazy Good Man by Hedonisst: 11:23pm On Mar 21, 2020
Shugavee:
There is absolutely nothing like a broke / lazy good man. You can never know the real him till he has some money. You can never know if he’s faithful, except he got money in his pocket!!

So ladies, don’t waste your time, if he doesn’t have a source of income, he is a waste. Always remember that your time and attention is an investment, don’t waste it on some dude who got just sex to offer. Don’t let people single shame you that you go for anything and don’t ever agree that you can only offer sex. They know you have a lot to offer.

YOU ARE A WOMAN!!

You were making sense until the second bolded.

There's nothing like a faithful (African) man. A man is only faithful because he is broke (or impotent). True.

You (as a Nigerian woman) only offer sex.. That is true in 98.2 percent of cases. You have "a lot to offer" is a bloody lie. A pussy and a body isn't a "lot". So what exactly is your point?

The second bolded exposes you as a frustrated ranter. If you have a point (like the topic and the first few sentences), make that point. But if na frustration gbab you, talk, so that we would advise you to avoid sniper.

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Politics / Re: Why Every Yoruba Claiming Lagos that Developed By Nigerian As Formal Capital. by Hedonisst: 8:33pm On Mar 21, 2020
Don't mind the brown roof characters. Actual Yorubas from Lagos (Epe/Ikorodu etc) are minuscule. Very very few.

Na all these lost Osun, Oyo and Ekiti characters dey carry Lagos for head and froth in the mouth when you restate the fact that Lagos is really no man's land.

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Politics / Re: Federal Government Bans AIT From Broadcasting ASO Rock Affairs. by Hedonisst: 8:25pm On Mar 21, 2020
Sirjamo:
Does AIT still exist? Its been dead to me since like 5 years ago. Very useless and hypothetical media outfit. A disgrace to the journalism profession.


But the TVC and Channels are "very useful" to your dumb self because they asslick your god Abba Kyari, his lapdog Buhari, your master Tinubu, and their cult the APC?

Fool.
Crime / Re: Harry Odiakaose: I Was Arrested By IGP X-squad, Who Demanded N10m by Hedonisst: 10:12am On Mar 21, 2020
Esseite:
It's because you failed the simple question: may we know you?..

You being in Poland for 13years is not an answer, a better answer could have been:

Good afternoon officers, My name is harry, from delta state, I am a business man who majorly deals in Autoparts equipments and components, currently reside in Poland and on a vacation to visit my family in Nigeria. Here is my ID card and work documents aswell just to clear all doubts, here is my contact card and car documents also, I think they are all valid...

There is nothing manner of approach cannot solve.

You're quite stupid. More than quite stupid in fact. Why is he obliged to narrate his life and career history to some idiots, and what empowers the idiots to abduct him and demand for ransom?

Yet you're coming here to justify nonsense. Some of you are brain damaged.

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Politics / Re: ICPC Arrests Okoi Obono-Obla by Hedonisst: 8:29am On Mar 21, 2020
Very irritating idiot. He should be stoned to death, Sharia style. This fool is one of the most obnoxious characters to ever hold public office in Nigeria's history. He was so power drunk, corrupt and arrogant... Champing at the bit from left to right and breathing fire and brimstone for no other reason than to line his own pockets and massage his ego.

Shebi you thought you would be in power for ever? Amazing how these animals never learn from history. Small office wey dem give you, you will constitute yourself into a god. See your life now? Mumu.

I spit on this Calabar fool. Nonsense thing.
Politics / Re: Buhari: Protecting Nigerians From Covid-19 Is Priority For Us Now by Hedonisst: 9:46pm On Mar 20, 2020
Everytime this pathetic fool opens his mouth to talk, undiluted nonsense is the only thing that gushes out.

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Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Atiku Calls For Fuel Price Reduction, Stamp Duty Suspension by Hedonisst: 6:32am On Mar 18, 2020
globalresource:
Atiku would have handle our economy better, I think

I don't think. I know.

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Politics / Re: COVID 19: Man Whose Girlfriend Tested Positive Calls Out FG For Lying by Hedonisst: 6:30am On Mar 18, 2020
Area4Area:
I hope the population trimming would start with you and people around you, what do you think?
What I think is that you should go back to school and re-take your English classes, focusing on sarcasm and dark humour.

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Politics / Re: COVID 19: Man Whose Girlfriend Tested Positive Calls Out FG For Lying by Hedonisst: 6:04am On Mar 18, 2020
When they say third world country, you think say na for nothing? Dey there. Coronavirus would ultimately help trim Nigeria's population to a more manageable number. If we're just 60-80 million people, maybe things would get better. Welcome development. Nonsense and ingredients.
Crime / Re: Beware Of The Person In The Picture. by Hedonisst: 4:44pm On Mar 17, 2020
This one resemble thief naturally. Why did you employ a creature looking like this in the first place? See wicked eyes. See black, hardened lips. Shior.
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Visits President Buhari With Pictures From Lagos Explosion Site by Hedonisst: 10:38am On Mar 17, 2020
This man is just a joke. In fact, both men are just awful jokes.

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Flaunts Her New Mercedes Benz GLC 300 Gift by Hedonisst: 9:20pm On Mar 16, 2020
All these useless oloshos. Everything tangible they have is always a "gift". The ones they manage to buy with "their" money is always money gathered from one or more men. ALL through bottom power/sexualization. Directly or indirectly.

I don't understand these things. Yet they want to rub shoulders with men and claim gender equality like their Oyinbo counterparts. Very pathetic jokers.

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Celebrities / Re: Meet The Most Protected Youngest Billionaire In Nigeria ( Pics, Video) by Hedonisst: 10:23pm On Mar 15, 2020
nrexzy:

Only a poor and myopic mind would think that... The question is being asked to know if there is a mutual ground in your line of business...

Bros you still need a sense of direction..

Take your own advice. You need it more.
Celebrities / Re: Meet The Most Protected Youngest Billionaire In Nigeria ( Pics, Video) by Hedonisst: 4:00pm On Mar 15, 2020
nrexzy:


You with a rich updated brain... If your having a convo with someone does the question of "what do you do" or "what are you into pop up?"

It's always a stupid and irritating question. People ask that rubbish only to size someone up or to see if they can carry their copy copy selves to saturate the profitable runs/venture he is into. Stop asking that question because most times it is irrelevant to whatever conversation you think you're having.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Tests Negative For Corona Virus by Hedonisst: 10:44am On Mar 15, 2020
Jeezuzpick:


If America doesn't let us know, the virus will announce itself, Bro!

You people underestimate the power, capacity and ability of the United States. Which virus would announce itself on who? POTUS? Smh.

Who told you that America doesn't have classified medications/medical interventions/vaccines etc to even the deadliest of human infections? Especially when it affects their own POTUS, a matter of utmost national security? Remember that these people are prepared for even the worst possible scenarios of chemical weapon/bio weapon attacks. Think about that carefully.

We simply cannot reside in our ordinariness and make wild, general, sweeping remarks about things that are hopelessly beyond our realm of knowledge and understanding.
Politics / Re: DSS, Army Intimidated Voters, INEC Officials – US Department Of State by Hedonisst: 10:29am On Mar 15, 2020
Simplyleo:
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Athifku and gej are moving on with their lives, ipob miscreants still waiting for athifku's cum like kilode. Una go wait till ojukwu's manhood brings it.

US department of state my left ball. grin

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Stop dumping jaundiced imagination in my mention. angry

Stop polluting cyberspace with your stupidity.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Tests Negative For Corona Virus by Hedonisst: 7:16am On Mar 15, 2020
Mpanyi:

.Your opinion. One thing about the west, American inclusive, is that they are open to a fault. At least their media is not and cannot be gagged in anyway like ours here. And their media have sources even inside Whitehouse. Again, do you think no media would like to be the first to break the news that Trump had contracted the virus? They may not be perfect as individuals but their system is close to perfect

Your opinion.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Tests Negative For Corona Virus by Hedonisst: 6:07am On Mar 15, 2020
CanadaOrBust:


The West does not work like China or North Korea - Canada didn’t have to tell anybody their First Lady has corona

America is not Canada my friend. And America is not purely like the typical 'soft' West.

We're talking real power; realpolitik. No one trumps America in that regard. Pun unintended.

America's leader and the world's most powerful human being CANNOT test positive to some ridiculous Chinese virus, or to any virus for that matter. He is the symbol of America's strength and dominance, and all appearances must always reflect that.

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Celebrities / Re: See What Gov. GANDUJE Did To SANUSI N130 Million Rolls Royce Car(video) by Hedonisst: 7:56pm On Mar 14, 2020
At the end of the day, abokki na abokki.

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Politics / Re: Osborn Nwaze, Governor Umahi's Son Who Was His Campaign Director by Hedonisst: 4:36pm On Mar 14, 2020
Mikehot:
The boy dey ball for ig o,

Na small boy for age but not for luxury

Wetin be him IG? Balling on Ebonyi's limited resources.
Politics / Re: Osborn Nwaze, Governor Umahi's Son Who Was His Campaign Director by Hedonisst: 4:35pm On Mar 14, 2020
Slawormir:


Damnnnnn niggarrr

You must be a real niggarrr

Me nor dey use the huzzle play
Na both day and night
You see that picture below
Na my santum ( inner room where you huzzle only)
Constant communication and bombing with those computers





Baba huzzle o
And even multi task your brain if necessary
Make your children for still school abroad
Don't be comfortable until your bank account is fit niggarrr
As far as my bank account never dey comfortable those computers can never be comfortable
If sleep dey do me then i go relax for just thirty minutes or tell my sisters make them wake me up in the next thirty minutes. Then bombing continue
May we not stay broke for too long

Ol boy you gather morale o.
Family / Re: Woman Caught With Another Man In Husband's Home Tells Her Story (Video) by Hedonisst: 3:43pm On Mar 13, 2020
C ock and bull story.

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Food / Re: Coconut Without Meat: Has Anyone Seen This Type Of Coconut Before? (Photos) by Hedonisst: 12:52pm On Mar 13, 2020
Reminds me of Buhari's head.
Family / Re: My Husband Doesn’t Want My Son To Come And Stay With Us by Hedonisst: 10:11am On Mar 13, 2020
Nigerian women and their limitless troubles. Women. Woe(to)men indeed.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Ordered Ganduje To Dethrone Emir Sanusi – Kwankwaso by Hedonisst: 9:32pm On Mar 11, 2020
kestolove95:
Buhari is a useless man
Of course.
Sports / Re: Mourinho On Longest Winless Run Of His Career by Hedonisst: 9:56am On Mar 11, 2020
Useless man. Making mouth all over the place forming special one. Yeah right. Yansh don finally open. After this spell at Tottenham he will be scrambling for jobs at lowly clubs like Burnley or Osasuna.

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