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PoliticsRe: House Leadership: PDP Mounts Pressure On Dogara To Accept Minority Leader by Hedonisst: 8:10pm On Jun 19, 2019
GoTV:
sad I hope this will serve as a huge lesson to igbos not to follow PDP sheepishly next time. They are not getting anything at the federal level yet they pretend as if they're not hurt. How the 3rd majority tribe in Nigeria became irrelevant in the scheme of things is a mystery to sane minds sad
Unfortunately, you don't have sense, and you never will. Accept your fate.
FamilyRe: Mention 2 Things That Can Keep You Indoors For A Whole Day by Hedonisst: 7:36pm On Jun 19, 2019
Only making money, illness, and curfew can keep me indoors all day.
CelebritiesRe: Baba Ijebu 40th Birthday Turns Into Dollars Spraying Competition In Dubai by Hedonisst: 4:57pm On Jun 19, 2019
He didn't choose Dubai by coincidence. It was a business decision. Enough Omo Ologo dey there to bless him new age.
RomanceRe: Lady Rejoices And Praises God After Her Boyfriend Proposed To Her (Photos) by Hedonisst: 4:48pm On Jun 19, 2019
ebidosi ona ato
- darling, darling
ebidosi ona ato
-sweety, sweety
ebidosi ona fio
- love you, i love you
ebidosi ona da
- I miss you, i miss you
onyesi masikwanu mgbe oge sunu
onyesi masikwanu mgbe oge bido
gidi gi gada ga, ko gana fio nu
yara ya wuru wu, yawa go gas...
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump To Start Mass Deportation Next Week by Hedonisst: 4:40pm On Jun 19, 2019
Mayday. Mayday. Mayday.
FamilyRe: Court Dissolves ‘lazy’ Man’s Four-year Marriage by Hedonisst: 4:38pm On Jun 19, 2019
Then again you people shouldn't emphasise the "houseness" matter too much. It's simply a matter of being broke. No be until you get office, shop, or workshop before you fit chop.

Trust me, many of the richest young husbands in Lagos are "house husbands". Men who relax on their couch/bed/backyard and pull in millions of USD annually, while madam and the kids laze around, junket around, lounging all year. Don't ask me how. We live in the age of globalisation, telecommunication and the Internet. It doesn't get any better. It's not a must to "go out" before you can make money. If you know, you know. Use your imagination.

So yes, the issue is being broke, not being a house man.
FamilyRe: Court Dissolves ‘lazy’ Man’s Four-year Marriage by Hedonisst: 4:17pm On Jun 19, 2019
Lots of kids dey here. If you understand life and its vicissitudes and complications, you'd never rush to brand another man 'lazy' just because he is broke.

Then again, truth is, using that narrow definition, most salary earning Nigerians are lazy as Bleep. If you know you work somewhere for a monthly salary, ask yourself: If I am sacked today and can't find a job, how will I survive? What will I do? I tell you, at least 90% of employees in Nigeria can't answer this question confidently. Most would claim, eh oh, I will do business. Lol. Jokers. Give them N10m to do business and they will squander it on nonsense and blame witches and wizards. Cos they are not hustlers by nature. They prefer the 'lazy' comfort of monthly salary, and later they will form hardworking. Besides, most of them can't even say they got the job on merit. It's often through one padi padi, man know man, nepotism arrangement, even with forged certificates for that matter..

If you know you're a salary earner, abeg no put your mouth for this man matter at all. You're as "lazy" as he is; even worse than him, only that you're luckier than him for now.

May the real self-employed entrepreneurs/hustlers please stand up.
CrimeRe: Dayo Adewole Kidnapped At Gunpoint On His Farm In Iroko, Oyo State by Hedonisst: 7:42am On Jun 19, 2019
Where is this Gunpoint area that people are always been robbed or kidnapped? Is it in Lagos or where. I don't know why people keep going to that Gunpoint axis since it is so dangerous.
PoliticsRe: Ayobola Peller: Shina Peller Wife Organises Surprise Inauguration Dinner For Him by Hedonisst: 6:30pm On Jun 18, 2019
Olodo blogger who doesn't know the difference between a senator and a member of the House of Representatives.

Anyway, carry go Olowo Idan. Man wey dey make me wonder.
Foreign AffairsRe: Two Million Hong Kong Protesters Politely Make Way For Ambulance by Hedonisst: 5:47pm On Jun 17, 2019
Law and order cannot be enforced. It can only be expressed freely. These people and blacks no be mate.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ex-President Mohammed Morsi Dies In Court In Egypt by Hedonisst:
Life has no guarantees, so there's nothing in life. Okay I have become a president, and so what? I have 30 billion, and then? I can't afford one congo of rice, ehen, na only you waka come? Where does it all end? Do you know?
How will it all end? The same way everything ends! There's no happy ending, if death is the inevitable end. And it doesn't matter if it is a shameful or shameless death, or painful or painless death, or premature or overdue death. Death is death. No one survives this mirage called life, and when it's all over, no one cares how life was lived or how it ended.

Accomplishments mean nothing. Failures mean nothing. Glory means nothing, and even nothingness means nothing. Everything is an ephemeral illusion of no consequence in the meaningless timelessness of time.
CelebritiesRe: Mompha Buys Lamborghini Aventador SVJ and Urus to celebrate birthday by Hedonisst: 4:25am On Jun 17, 2019
grandstar:
Rumour has it that he's a money launderer. Claims he made $40m last year
Story. If this annoying imp make $40m, we go hear word?
FamilyRe: If Your Husband Finishes Cheating, Give Him Food — Life Coach, Simi Reacts by Hedonisst: 4:08am On Jun 17, 2019
Men don't 'cheat'. They simply exercise their cultural rights.

If men stick to only one sexual partner, most Nigerian females (who are either open or secret olosho) would die of hunger.
FamilyRe: My Wife's Sister Is About To Crash My Marriage, Please Help by Hedonisst: 5:51am On Jun 16, 2019
"The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it...'

- Oscar Wilde
CelebritiesRe: Falz: Cyber-Crime Is Giving Nigerians A Horrible Image In The Int'l Community by Hedonisst: 5:36am On Jun 16, 2019
Billy0naire:
Hahahahahahahahaa.

These kids will not cease to amaze me. I got kidnapped and robbed at gun point by young boys who are not smart enough to go into Yahoo Yahoo. And those who can Yahoo Yahoo are actually Armed Robbers and Kidnappers with options.

I am not saying all Yahoo Yahoo boys are potential armed robbers and kidnappers, but what I am saying is, that Yahoo Yahoo is a product of a failed system. And you morons have failed to see the connection between Poverty, Lack of Employment and Lack of Capital as the major cause of cybercrime.

Those politicians you mentioned are not different from the Yahoo Boys, and the Pastors are also not different from Yahoo Boys. It is just that the Field of Operation is Offline.

Until you seemingly intelligent people of Nigeria focus on the root of the causes and not the effects of the problems, you will not defeat this menace.

You can not stop cybercrime with arrests and convictions. It has never worked on any planet and trust me, cybercrime is not just a global problem, it happens in other Virtual Reality matrix of different universes.

We must provide the young people with basic amenities, capital and hope.

Supporting yahoo yahoo is wrong, until you are kidnapped at gun point, you will be forced to inform them to go to a lesser evil since evil is what the government manufactures with their nepotistic political equations that destroy the teeming youths.
I find this whole noise about yahoo yahoo repugnant simply because we have bigger problems that we're turning a blind eye to. As we speak, kidnappers have taken over all major highways in Nigeria, from North to South. Travelling by road in Nigeria is now potentially an undertaking of death and devastation.

Shebi fraudsters defraud you based on your stupidity, naivety or carelessness. And they only defraud you of what you possess. But kidnappers would rape, maim, torture, kill and render you financially dead. You would pay not only what you have, but also what you have borrowed to meet up the ridiculous ransom demand, without any guarantee that you would come out alive. Even if you come out alive, you may be physically and psychologically scarred for life.

I know people that have had to sell their landed properties and vehicles for peanuts (distress sale) and even borrowed on top of it, just to pay ransom money to kidnappers. Till date, they've not recovered and may never recover. Some are permanently damaged mentally and physiologically due to the trauma of the entire kidnap experience, spending days or weeks in the bush with demons, and being subjected to unimaginable horrors. Yet some inglorious bastards are telling me about yahoo boys doing whatever with a laptop somewhere in the confines of their rooms?

So yes, there is such a thing as a lesser evil and a lesser priority. Evil is constant everywhere in the world, you just have to choose which is lesser and then accept it and live with it. With the menace of kidnapping and violent crime all across Nigeria, it beats me how any sensible person would rather focus on yahoo yahoo and make stupid noise about Nigeria's so-called 'image' abroad. How many Nigerians can even afford to travel abroad? How many Nigerians looking for their daily bread care about any stupid image? We're talking about armed robbery and kidnapping that makes life miserable for millions of Nigerians living in Nigeria, and yet some egotistical bastards are telling me about international image.

Does the government have enough resources to pursue kidnappers and robbers along with yahoo boys all at once? Why not PRIORITIZE for goodness sake? Since EFCC seems very active, why not deploy them to go after the money trail of kidnappers - making it difficult for them to collect and launder ransoms? It's incredible how stupid we are are a country and how we don't know what our priorities are.

We're not serious as a people.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Visits LASTMA, Approves 100% Salary Increment (Photos) by Hedonisst: 6:00pm On Jun 14, 2019
Strengthening institutions in Nigeria means making empowering them to abuse power.
CrimeRe: Man's Bike Stolen While Eating In Egbeda, Lagos by Hedonisst: 5:24pm On Jun 14, 2019
Na so. And yet a money miss road somewhere in Lagos or Abuja or Port Harcourt would dash a slay queen $5, 000 (N1.7m) this night just for sleeping with her for one and a half rounds. Enough to buy 15 okadas.

It is well indeed.
SportsRe: Najila Trindade: Brazilian Police File Defamation Suit Against Neymar's Accuser by Hedonisst:
Erediauwa:
The day the law will understand that women are as dangerous as men, maybe just maybe it will get better.
More dangerous than men, my guy. Much more dangerous. And more shameless, for that matter.
CrimeRe: Syndicate Stealing And Selling Kids From Churches, Schools, Busted In Imo (Pics) by Hedonisst: 4:37pm On Jun 14, 2019
Mehn. I know money is important, and our society is obsessed with money, but come on. Not every 'hustle' is worth it. Yeah make money at all costs and yeah the end justifies the means in our terrible society, but come on!

Some things just aren't worth it. You can't trade your essential humanity for a mess of porridge in the name of chasing money. Abducting children to sell them off isn't a hustle. It's just plain repugnance. I know you can't fully understand a man's state of mind until you walk a mile in his shoes, but come on. There's certainly a line of rationality and conscience in all our doings. Crossing that line in the name of trying to make money doesn't make sense from any perspective. Poverty, hunger and even death is underrated. Better to die from starvation than to live from such repugnance. Spits.
PoliticsRe: Igbo Presidency Doesn't Exist - Okorocha Says by Hedonisst: 4:05pm On Jun 14, 2019
If you can prove to me that there's no poor person in Daura... That the per capita income of Daura, Katsina, and the North West, is the highest in Nigeria currently because of the ethnicity of the incumbent president, then I'll be very excited by the prospect of "Igbo Presidency".

People are really foolish. God punish any idiot making noise about Igbo presidency - as if it will benefit anyone in anyway. As we speak, millions of Igbos are cleaning out and doing very well all over Nigeria, regardless of whosoever the Bleep the president is. Things wouldn't change much if the President is a man from Owerri or Onitsha. Things would only change significantly when the unproductive North is excised from Nigeria and the Igbos are allowed to determine their collective destiny. The figure head idiot called the president of Nigeria wouldn't do anything for the Igbos. Only him, his family and friends and cronies (from all tribes) would enjoy his position. So Bleep you and your presidency.

Having said that, ATIKU IS COMING!
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman On Ladies Praying For Husband But Demand For Iphone On Meeting O by Hedonisst: 3:40pm On Jun 14, 2019
nairalee:
But really do ladies do this? I don't think so. How can a lady meet a guy for the first time and ask for iPhone? I think people exaggerate ladies behaviors nowadays.

I think we attract our likes. If as a guy you're acting as a sugar daddy looking for a lady to just rubbish then u may be seeing such girls on a regular basis

But as a serious and responsible guy you'll meet at least relatively reasonable girls.

I've never met the kind of girls Apostle Suleman is talking about in my life
It's an exaggeration for sure, but that's because people like you can't meet such girls. These girls know their 'market'... Men like Fowler for example who regularly buy hundreds of latest generation iPhones to dash the numerous girls he razzles daily.
CrimeRe: Jewellery Thief Exposed After She Tried To Rob A House In Lagos by Hedonisst: 3:27pm On Jun 14, 2019
Awon feminist. Well done.
CrimeRe: Painless Death by Hedonisst: 1:42pm On Jun 12, 2019
Tarry for a while my brother. There's hope in the horizon. Anything can happen at any time. So hang on, that miracle is around the corner.
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Torturing Me Emotionally by Hedonisst: 6:44am On Jun 11, 2019
Woman don talk her own, e dey sweet yoko yoko for her mouth. Have you heard from the man how terrible a wife she probably is?

Mid thirties old evening newspaper feeling entitled and pompous. "He insulted me, and I insulted him back"...oya na, as madam no-nonsense fire for fire. Yet you expect a happy marriage? You're mad. Go and learn humility and submissiveness

Now you're comparing husband and boyfriend. That's the stupid mentality of many useless women. "I have dated in the past and none of them treated me half as bad as this one". See aunty wey mumu. Silly comparisons.. Why didn't any of your so-called boyfriends marry you? Boyfriends that didn't have to bear your responsibility and live with your baggage. So it can never be the same thing as a husband on whose shoulders you would dump the full weight of your annoying baggage full time.

Madam carry your bad character go siddon for one corner. Don't make the poor man's life miserable.
PoliticsRe: PDP Endorses Ali Ndume, Umar Bago "Senate President/ Speaker" by Hedonisst: 6:36am On Jun 11, 2019
olagbola45:
shuuuu you have started crying already?you don't even wait for lawan and gbaja to emerge first?bunch of losers


cry on man....it your time
I thought you had something reasonable to say. Silly me. Should have known why APC sympathisers are called zombies.
PoliticsRe: PDP Endorses Ali Ndume, Umar Bago "Senate President/ Speaker" by Hedonisst: 6:23am On Jun 11, 2019
olagbola45:
what is party supremacy?

during your time I mean pdp time

same thing occur and you guys says. nothing about it.....


we know how your obasanjo do changes s.p like slice bread you people were hailing him abi you not dia?

so what bad in party deciding who dia choices is?


dont b an hypocrite sir
Stop comparing apples and oranges in the failed attempt to appear smart. Obasanjo's administration was Nigeria's return to democracy after decades of military rule. It was a learning process. Twenty years after, when democracy is supposed to have been consolidated, do you expect Nigeria to remain on the same spot without improvements and progress? I don't understand how you people reason.

Besides, the last Senate President Obasanjo influenced his emergence was Ayim Pius, thinking that he would be a puppet, but that one change am for am, and since then, Obasanjo and PDP presidents never had ANY influence on the emergence of Senate Presidents. Ken Nnamani and David Mark emerged strictly out of the wishes of their colleagues in the National Assembly.

You can't keep justifying this madness of the executive interfering with the selection of National Assembly leadership using stupid excuses, as if the country's democracy should forever remain stagnant.
BusinessRe: Jack Dorsey Eats Once A Day, Fasts On Weekends, Walks To Work by Hedonisst: 9:09am On Apr 10, 2019
Too much IQ don turn this one to mad man. With $5.3b in net worth? It's alright.
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu Shares Throwback Photos Of Late MKO Abiola by Hedonisst: 6:35am On Apr 10, 2019
Oritsewhandey:
There is something about his look, that have re-boosted my confidence, about life.
I can't place that thing but solace radiated around his aura.
You get it. He was not an ordinary man.
EducationRe: UNILAG Denies Conferring Honorary Doctorate Degree On E-money by Hedonisst: 6:16am On Apr 10, 2019
Datrealnaijaboy:
Nairalanders please read English well biko.... E-Money never said He was awarded the Honorary Doctorate Degree by UNILAG

His comments read 'I have just received a Honorary Doctorate Degree in Business Management and Corporate Governance at an event held

INSIDE the University of Lagos
[i][/i]

Please confirm your Facts before making comments abeg

@iam_emoney1 I apologize on their behalf
He couched that statement with INTENT to mislead, and he did mislead the unsuspecting majority. To that extent he is culpable.
CrimeRe: Princess Polachi Vivian's Friend Speaks On Beating Her Husband To Death by Hedonisst: 6:11am On Apr 10, 2019
topeorekoy:
There are holes in both stories. She is a princess and when her father died, she married out of poverty? Which place is she a princess of?

Also, the husband should not have slapped his wife in the first place and later begged immediately.

From what I read, she might not have been directly involved in her brothers' actions but the picture she sent to and and told them would have made her brothers act in that way. Her brothers should face the law.

Now that her husband his dead, who will continue paying her bills. God help her that she is the guy's next of kin. If not, she is in soup because the husband's family go show her wen. Am sure she will be regretting this now.

I don't support wife beaters but no one will do this to any of my relatives, he or she will face the law.
I'm wondering if the man doesn't have brothers and other family members. A well to do man for that matter. God forbids that I'm in the picture on the man's family side. The violence and bouts of cold, brutal vengeance would spiral out of control. At the end, wetin the woman go gain? People need to have sense.

As bad as domestic violence is, it is what it is - DOMESTIC violence. Outside parties can only play mediatory roles, but interfering in the matter with violence (such as in-laws ganging up to beat or kill their sister's husband) is an incredibly senseless, short sighted and disastrous recourse. It never ends well. At worst go to the man's house and forcibly evacuate your sister, and insist that the marriage can no longer continue. But going there like a mob of miscreants to unleash violence when the issues are so complicated and the stakes are so high (children, a dependent wife, livelihoods, police case, potential jail terms, potential other side vengeance, etc), there's no winning in that. Things can only get worse for everybody.

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