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GoTV:Unfortunately, you don't have sense, and you never will. Accept your fate. |
Only making money, illness, and curfew can keep me indoors all day. |
He didn't choose Dubai by coincidence. It was a business decision. Enough Omo Ologo dey there to bless him new age. |
ebidosi ona ato - darling, darling ebidosi ona ato -sweety, sweety ebidosi ona fio - love you, i love you ebidosi ona da - I miss you, i miss you onyesi masikwanu mgbe oge sunu onyesi masikwanu mgbe oge bido gidi gi gada ga, ko gana fio nu yara ya wuru wu, yawa go gas... |
Mayday. Mayday. Mayday. |
Then again you people shouldn't emphasise the "houseness" matter too much. It's simply a matter of being broke. No be until you get office, shop, or workshop before you fit chop. Trust me, many of the richest young husbands in Lagos are "house husbands". Men who relax on their couch/bed/backyard and pull in millions of USD annually, while madam and the kids laze around, junket around, lounging all year. Don't ask me how. We live in the age of globalisation, telecommunication and the Internet. It doesn't get any better. It's not a must to "go out" before you can make money. If you know, you know. Use your imagination. So yes, the issue is being broke, not being a house man. |
Lots of kids dey here. If you understand life and its vicissitudes and complications, you'd never rush to brand another man 'lazy' just because he is broke. Then again, truth is, using that narrow definition, most salary earning Nigerians are lazy as Bleep. If you know you work somewhere for a monthly salary, ask yourself: If I am sacked today and can't find a job, how will I survive? What will I do? I tell you, at least 90% of employees in Nigeria can't answer this question confidently. Most would claim, eh oh, I will do business. Lol. Jokers. Give them N10m to do business and they will squander it on nonsense and blame witches and wizards. Cos they are not hustlers by nature. They prefer the 'lazy' comfort of monthly salary, and later they will form hardworking. Besides, most of them can't even say they got the job on merit. It's often through one padi padi, man know man, nepotism arrangement, even with forged certificates for that matter.. If you know you're a salary earner, abeg no put your mouth for this man matter at all. You're as "lazy" as he is; even worse than him, only that you're luckier than him for now. May the real self-employed entrepreneurs/hustlers please stand up. |
Where is this Gunpoint area that people are always been robbed or kidnapped? Is it in Lagos or where. I don't know why people keep going to that Gunpoint axis since it is so dangerous. |
Olodo blogger who doesn't know the difference between a senator and a member of the House of Representatives. Anyway, carry go Olowo Idan. Man wey dey make me wonder. |
Law and order cannot be enforced. It can only be expressed freely. These people and blacks no be mate. |
Life has no guarantees, so there's nothing in life. Okay I have become a president, and so what? I have 30 billion, and then? I can't afford one congo of rice, ehen, na only you waka come? Where does it all end? Do you know? How will it all end? The same way everything ends! There's no happy ending, if death is the inevitable end. And it doesn't matter if it is a shameful or shameless death, or painful or painless death, or premature or overdue death. Death is death. No one survives this mirage called life, and when it's all over, no one cares how life was lived or how it ended. Accomplishments mean nothing. Failures mean nothing. Glory means nothing, and even nothingness means nothing. Everything is an ephemeral illusion of no consequence in the meaningless timelessness of time. |
grandstar:Story. If this annoying imp make $40m, we go hear word? |
Men don't 'cheat'. They simply exercise their cultural rights. If men stick to only one sexual partner, most Nigerian females (who are either open or secret olosho) would die of hunger. |
"The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it...' - Oscar Wilde |
Billy0naire:I find this whole noise about yahoo yahoo repugnant simply because we have bigger problems that we're turning a blind eye to. As we speak, kidnappers have taken over all major highways in Nigeria, from North to South. Travelling by road in Nigeria is now potentially an undertaking of death and devastation. Shebi fraudsters defraud you based on your stupidity, naivety or carelessness. And they only defraud you of what you possess. But kidnappers would rape, maim, torture, kill and render you financially dead. You would pay not only what you have, but also what you have borrowed to meet up the ridiculous ransom demand, without any guarantee that you would come out alive. Even if you come out alive, you may be physically and psychologically scarred for life. I know people that have had to sell their landed properties and vehicles for peanuts (distress sale) and even borrowed on top of it, just to pay ransom money to kidnappers. Till date, they've not recovered and may never recover. Some are permanently damaged mentally and physiologically due to the trauma of the entire kidnap experience, spending days or weeks in the bush with demons, and being subjected to unimaginable horrors. Yet some inglorious bastards are telling me about yahoo boys doing whatever with a laptop somewhere in the confines of their rooms? So yes, there is such a thing as a lesser evil and a lesser priority. Evil is constant everywhere in the world, you just have to choose which is lesser and then accept it and live with it. With the menace of kidnapping and violent crime all across Nigeria, it beats me how any sensible person would rather focus on yahoo yahoo and make stupid noise about Nigeria's so-called 'image' abroad. How many Nigerians can even afford to travel abroad? How many Nigerians looking for their daily bread care about any stupid image? We're talking about armed robbery and kidnapping that makes life miserable for millions of Nigerians living in Nigeria, and yet some egotistical bastards are telling me about international image. Does the government have enough resources to pursue kidnappers and robbers along with yahoo boys all at once? Why not PRIORITIZE for goodness sake? Since EFCC seems very active, why not deploy them to go after the money trail of kidnappers - making it difficult for them to collect and launder ransoms? It's incredible how stupid we are are a country and how we don't know what our priorities are. We're not serious as a people. |
Strengthening institutions in Nigeria means making empowering them to abuse power. |
Na so. And yet a money miss road somewhere in Lagos or Abuja or Port Harcourt would dash a slay queen $5, 000 (N1.7m) this night just for sleeping with her for one and a half rounds. Enough to buy 15 okadas. It is well indeed. |
Erediauwa:More dangerous than men, my guy. Much more dangerous. And more shameless, for that matter. |
Mehn. I know money is important, and our society is obsessed with money, but come on. Not every 'hustle' is worth it. Yeah make money at all costs and yeah the end justifies the means in our terrible society, but come on! Some things just aren't worth it. You can't trade your essential humanity for a mess of porridge in the name of chasing money. Abducting children to sell them off isn't a hustle. It's just plain repugnance. I know you can't fully understand a man's state of mind until you walk a mile in his shoes, but come on. There's certainly a line of rationality and conscience in all our doings. Crossing that line in the name of trying to make money doesn't make sense from any perspective. Poverty, hunger and even death is underrated. Better to die from starvation than to live from such repugnance. Spits. |
If you can prove to me that there's no poor person in Daura... That the per capita income of Daura, Katsina, and the North West, is the highest in Nigeria currently because of the ethnicity of the incumbent president, then I'll be very excited by the prospect of "Igbo Presidency". People are really foolish. God punish any idiot making noise about Igbo presidency - as if it will benefit anyone in anyway. As we speak, millions of Igbos are cleaning out and doing very well all over Nigeria, regardless of whosoever the Bleep the president is. Things wouldn't change much if the President is a man from Owerri or Onitsha. Things would only change significantly when the unproductive North is excised from Nigeria and the Igbos are allowed to determine their collective destiny. The figure head idiot called the president of Nigeria wouldn't do anything for the Igbos. Only him, his family and friends and cronies (from all tribes) would enjoy his position. So Bleep you and your presidency. Having said that, ATIKU IS COMING! |
nairalee:It's an exaggeration for sure, but that's because people like you can't meet such girls. These girls know their 'market'... Men like Fowler for example who regularly buy hundreds of latest generation iPhones to dash the numerous girls he razzles daily. |
Awon feminist. Well done. |
Tarry for a while my brother. There's hope in the horizon. Anything can happen at any time. So hang on, that miracle is around the corner. |
Woman don talk her own, e dey sweet yoko yoko for her mouth. Have you heard from the man how terrible a wife she probably is? Mid thirties old evening newspaper feeling entitled and pompous. "He insulted me, and I insulted him back"...oya na, as madam no-nonsense fire for fire. Yet you expect a happy marriage? You're mad. Go and learn humility and submissiveness Now you're comparing husband and boyfriend. That's the stupid mentality of many useless women. "I have dated in the past and none of them treated me half as bad as this one". See aunty wey mumu. Silly comparisons.. Why didn't any of your so-called boyfriends marry you? Boyfriends that didn't have to bear your responsibility and live with your baggage. So it can never be the same thing as a husband on whose shoulders you would dump the full weight of your annoying baggage full time. Madam carry your bad character go siddon for one corner. Don't make the poor man's life miserable. |
olagbola45:I thought you had something reasonable to say. Silly me. Should have known why APC sympathisers are called zombies. |
olagbola45:Stop comparing apples and oranges in the failed attempt to appear smart. Obasanjo's administration was Nigeria's return to democracy after decades of military rule. It was a learning process. Twenty years after, when democracy is supposed to have been consolidated, do you expect Nigeria to remain on the same spot without improvements and progress? I don't understand how you people reason. Besides, the last Senate President Obasanjo influenced his emergence was Ayim Pius, thinking that he would be a puppet, but that one change am for am, and since then, Obasanjo and PDP presidents never had ANY influence on the emergence of Senate Presidents. Ken Nnamani and David Mark emerged strictly out of the wishes of their colleagues in the National Assembly. You can't keep justifying this madness of the executive interfering with the selection of National Assembly leadership using stupid excuses, as if the country's democracy should forever remain stagnant. |
Too much IQ don turn this one to mad man. With $5.3b in net worth? It's alright. |
Oritsewhandey:You get it. He was not an ordinary man. |
Datrealnaijaboy:He couched that statement with INTENT to mislead, and he did mislead the unsuspecting majority. To that extent he is culpable. |
topeorekoy:I'm wondering if the man doesn't have brothers and other family members. A well to do man for that matter. God forbids that I'm in the picture on the man's family side. The violence and bouts of cold, brutal vengeance would spiral out of control. At the end, wetin the woman go gain? People need to have sense. As bad as domestic violence is, it is what it is - DOMESTIC violence. Outside parties can only play mediatory roles, but interfering in the matter with violence (such as in-laws ganging up to beat or kill their sister's husband) is an incredibly senseless, short sighted and disastrous recourse. It never ends well. At worst go to the man's house and forcibly evacuate your sister, and insist that the marriage can no longer continue. But going there like a mob of miscreants to unleash violence when the issues are so complicated and the stakes are so high (children, a dependent wife, livelihoods, police case, potential jail terms, potential other side vengeance, etc), there's no winning in that. Things can only get worse for everybody. |
I hope this will serve as a huge lesson to igbos not to follow PDP sheepishly next time. They are not getting anything at the federal level yet they pretend as if they're not hurt. How the 3rd majority tribe in Nigeria became irrelevant in the scheme of things is a mystery to sane minds