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CrimeRe: Princess Polachi Vivian's Friend Speaks On Beating Her Husband To Death by Hedonisst: 5:52am On Apr 10, 2019
xtycool:
any man who is above 35 years, yet un married are considered irresponsible, they have problems. Except some unusual cases.
This statement is incredibly foolish. Your stupidity is legendary.
CrimeRe: The Inhumane Treatment Suffered By The Family Of Mr Albert Francis Evbakoe Omoro by Hedonisst: 5:09am On Apr 10, 2019
What the fck did I just read?
RomanceRe: Eudoxie Yao Joins Twerking Gang. Fans Go Gaga by Hedonisst: 9:10pm On Apr 09, 2019
Even as an ass man, I've never fancied this deformed looking Francophone bitch. And by the way, I've seen several bigger asses than this right here in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu Shares Throwback Photos Of Late MKO Abiola by Hedonisst: 8:26pm On Apr 09, 2019
Very few Nigerians have been blessed with the kind of charisma, colour, and social grace that MKO had, to complement his wealth. He bestrode the socio-economic and political landscape of Nigeria like a true colossus. With a larger than life personality. Bola Tinubu, even with all his unprecedented greed and thievery, doesn't even come close.
TravelRe: These Are The 5 Most Popular Bus Stops In Abuja by Hedonisst: 5:25pm On Apr 09, 2019
seunfly:
The guy messed up

Where is Wuse, Bannex.

Here is the real Top 5 Bus stop

1 Berger
2 Wuse
3 Area 1
4 Banex
5 You can slot in any other on his list.
Area 1 is ahead of Wuse. It's almost a tie between Berger and Area 1. Just like Oshodi and Ojuelegba in Lagos.

Chai. My Abuja. City wey sweet like sugar, even though the demonic Buhari has reduced the fun for most residents, but the music can never stop playing.
CrimeRe: Princess Polachi Vivian's Friend Speaks On Beating Her Husband To Death by Hedonisst: 12:25pm On Apr 09, 2019
chivera018:
You are very stupid, so because the husband is taking care of her, that is why he had to turn her into punching bag for 12yrs ?
too many idiots parading nairaland.
And so because he "turned her into a punching bag" (assuming so), he deserves to be killed? Can you see that you're the stupid fool and mad dog here?
RomanceRe: Date With My Colleague: I Have Ruined My Reputation At Work. by Hedonisst: 9:35am On Apr 09, 2019
HardMirror:
i hope the lady dump his useless ass. He deserves those cheap girls always asking for recharge card. He is not in this lady's level at all. Uselesss foool. Imagine calling her a glutton
Can he even afford to buy proper recharge card for anybody? Looks like the kind of guy that would be sending a girl he is wooing those paper N100 or N200 recharge cards and then quickly call her to smugly ask "av you seeeeen it?"

Mumu somebody.
CelebritiesRe: Samklef Shades Simi: Leave Yahoo Boys Alone by Hedonisst: 9:04am On Apr 09, 2019
Until kidnapping and violent robbery becomes the new yahoo, and we're getting to that, before we would learn how to wisely choose our demons. Many Nigerians are plain stupid.
RomanceRe: Date With My Colleague: I Have Ruined My Reputation At Work. by Hedonisst: 7:49am On Apr 09, 2019
I can't even take myself out to the neighbourhood suya spot with N2000, let alone with a potential lay. I detest cheapskate mofos. You can't go left and right at the same time. Choose your direction and stick with it.

Leave the dating/womanising game alone if you're a broke ass cheapskate without social game. Stay home and read your Bible rather than looking for girls to go out with. And when it's time to get married, go to church and let your pastor divinely reveal one of the congregants that is ordained to be your wife.

Better guys dey groove chicks, you sef with your tightwad awkward self wan follow chook head. Nonsense and ingredients.
CrimeRe: Wife Hires Thugs To Beat Husband For Slapping Her, He Dies by Hedonisst:
Another wussy bites the dust. You slapped her and started kneeling down to beg her, with all your family members. For what? That kind of weak behaviour only stokes irrational resentment in women.

I detest men with poor judgment of women. Its easy to tell the kind of woman that has this kind of demonic heart, long before marrying her. Even after marrying her, it's easy to see traces of this kind of nonsense heart, and immediately quit that marriage. I don't know how some mumu men end up marrying demonic agaracha like this with their two eyes wide open, when there are lots of meek women out there with hearts as soft as jelly (most important attribute in a potential wife).

If you 'fear' your woman for any reason, then you need to quit that relationship or marriage ASAP.
PoliticsRe: JUST IN!! Nsima Ekere Set To Sell Campaign Ground To Uma Ukpai For N800m by Hedonisst: 6:57am On Apr 09, 2019
KingLennon:
800M will be enough to make him live a good life and put him back to his feet Instead of wasting it on the Judges. PDP and Akwa-ibom are like co-joined twins grin
N800m cannot fund his lifestyle for more than 5 months at best. If all the cash he has access to is a 'meagre' N800m, he would be flat broke in less than 6 months, guaranteed.

Seems you don't know how reckless these people are with money. Someone who has been NDDC MD?

He was a fool to resign his plum NDDC appointment to pursue this governorship pipe dream.
SportsRe: Otedola Offers To Pay Former Super Eagle's Coach, Christian Chukwu Medical Bill by Hedonisst: 9:07pm On Apr 08, 2019
How did 'everyone' allow this get to this undignifying level? A whole Christian Chukwu?

At the end of the day, life, especially una shithole like Nigeria, is a brutal jungle. Everyman for himself. What matters most is having money - more than enough of it, for that matter. That's the only way to insure yourself against bullshit. Even if you would be incurably and terminally sick, you would receive treatment in comfort and privacy and die with your dignity intact. And for emphasis, I'd rather die with my dignity intact than struggle to live with indignity, as if life is an end itself. Jeez.

Whether government looted funds o, business o, profession o, yahoo o, drug pushing o... whatever o, really, Nigeria condemns you to needing to have plenty money always; at any cost. At ALL costs. That's the brutal reality. Morality my foot. The end always justifies the bloody means.
CelebritiesRe: Super Falcons, Lagos Corpers, Oyinbo Lady Do Peter Okoye #onemorenightchallenge by Hedonisst: 8:14pm On Apr 08, 2019
Your stupid challenge nogo make your song sweet.
HealthRe: I'm Suspecting My Girlfriend Has Given Me HIV by Hedonisst: 7:08pm On Apr 08, 2019
If you're the "faithful and loyal type" like you claim, then you fully deserve the "HIV" and it's senior brother, AIDS. I will explain why later. Mugu.
BusinessRe: Jeff Bezos Agrees $35bn Divorce by Hedonisst: 6:46pm On Apr 08, 2019
thebosstrevor:
no Nigerian woman can never get this type of settlement in her lifetime because they dont build wealth with their men.... so wake up from your slumber.. how many of them can even support a man that wanna build a business like how jeff ex-wife did, their only contribution is nagging a man to death. most women that i have seen that supported their husbands to success and greatness and added her skills to the growth of the business has been white women, that is why they get nice packages when divorced.

i am a misogynist for disagreeing with you.if that is it let it be.. you need to grow up.
Rather than for a Nigerian woman to 'support' her husband, she'll support her brother(s). If her brother(s) /family is rich and so there's no one at home who needs their support, then they will look for one useless lowlife jerk who they're codedly cheating with outside to support. Anyone and anything but their own husband.

You have no idea how perverse these people are. If only many Nigerian mugu men could actually 'see'. This scourge of every Saturday noisemaking and sqandermania in the name of weddings would reduce considerably.
PoliticsRe: Breaking: I Won’t Step Down, Ndume Vows After Meeting Osinbajo by Hedonisst: 5:54pm On Apr 08, 2019
MetaPhysical:
It doesnt take much in Nigeria for promising careers to suddenly hit a barrier but those who assess their position and are able to patiently wait for opportunity to cross over the barrier are true heroes....many are consumed in their rush and obstinate self-drive to tackle the barrier head-long that they end up forgotten.

Ali Ndume is risking his career in the APC.
What are you talking about? Does the APC have a future? After Buhari, APC is automatically dead! So Ndume is being wise. Better to fight for what's on ground now than to wait for what would never materialise.
CelebritiesRe: Oyin Oshikanlu Is Dead! Cancer Kills Lagos Socialite by Hedonisst: 8:09pm On Apr 07, 2019
Oh no! This must be a cruel joke.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Pictured With Jayce In France (photos) by Hedonisst: 7:46pm On Apr 07, 2019
czarina:
That baby is always looking happy. Linda must be doing a lot of things right. Go girl! Enjoy your pikin!
You're not serious. Of course she would only show off 'happy looking pictures' out of the numerous shots taken daily. Everyone is guilty of this. Nothing special.
BusinessRe: Bishop Emma Okonkwo, Billionaire Who Didn’t Allow Loss Of His Leg To Deter Him by Hedonisst: 10:11am On Apr 07, 2019
BeeBeeOoh:
This man is money itself, no be sey dem say.


I could still remember that very night he was kidnapped at borromeo junction, mehn, I never knew I was a talented runner angry
When was he kidnapped that we didn't hear about?
BusinessRe: Bishop Emma Okonkwo, Billionaire Who Didn’t Allow Loss Of His Leg To Deter Him by Hedonisst: 10:08am On Apr 07, 2019
CodeSapien:
Impressive empire. Hope it lasts.
Well it has lasted for almost four decades, and still going strong. Are you still hoping?
CelebritiesRe: E-money Receives UNILAG Honorary Doctorate Degree by Hedonisst: 9:23am On Apr 07, 2019
VMpi744:
Please be informed: The honorary degree was conferred on him by - European American University, Commonwealth of Dominica
Image1 source: http://advocateng.com/2018/05/01/olotu-conferred-with-honorary-doctorate-degree/
Image2 source: http://advocateng.com/2018/10/15/european-american-university-awards-umoidem-doctorate-degree-in-public-admin-leadership/

In case you are still in doubt, you can check these links:
http://www.theelitesng.com/oba-elegushi-bags-honourary-doctorate-degree-from-european-american-university/
https://www.reelmp3.com/2018/08/01/news-chairman-prince-osisioma-foundation-receives-honorary-degree-from-european-american-university/
http://www.nigerianmonitor.com/billionaire-wife-shade-okoya-conferred-with-honorary-doctorate-by-european-american-university-photos/


stop reading all these lazy blog posts.

Emoney never said the award was from UNILAG. But I think it was a deliberate an attempt to mislead the public. Considering the fact that UNILAG also held her 50th convocation this week + he took a picture with the UNILAG convocation banner behind him. Why accept an award from a school you aint proud of to start with huh

And for those who need an honorary doctorate, you know where to go!
Toh. I would have been extremely surprised, nay, disappointed that a whole Unilag would debase itself by conferring an honorary degree to this guy.
CelebritiesRe: E-money Receives UNILAG Honorary Doctorate Degree by Hedonisst: 9:15am On Apr 07, 2019
Unilag fall hand big time. Superior schools like OAU and UI would never descend to such lowly depths.
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Drives Convertible Ferrari In Abuja by Hedonisst: 8:30am On Apr 07, 2019
Apparently, Nwoko is the koko.
PoliticsRe: Lawan, Ndume, Goje Shift Battleground To PDP Camp by Hedonisst: 7:28am On Apr 07, 2019
God forbid that the bastard called Omo Agege would become Deputy Senate President. It would never happen.
BusinessRe: Aliko Dangote: I Withdrew $10m Just To Look At It by Hedonisst: 4:37am On Apr 07, 2019
advocate666:
10m DOLLARS in a single boot? Lies everywhere

Which bank had that in cash to give you?

Keep lying. We are listening.
Don't be ignorant.
PoliticsRe: 3 Things Local Businesses Can Learn From Prince Ebeano's Expansion Strategy by Hedonisst: 4:11am On Apr 07, 2019
Prince Ebeano is a phenomenon. It's also in Abuja now.

It is probably on the samel level or slightly higher than Roban Stores in the East.

These kinds of people make me really proud with their business acumen.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Customs Service Promote Officer Who Rejected $420,000 Bribe by Hedonisst: 8:43pm On Apr 06, 2019
What a bloody joke. Comptroller of APAPA Area Command rejecting a mere $420k is like Tinubu 'rejecting' a 'bribe' of $1m to surrender Lagos.

The people are idiots. What do they take us for?
PoliticsRe: List Of Nigerians Beheaded In Middle East For Drug Smuggling And Arm Robbery by Hedonisst: 8:27pm On Apr 06, 2019
lilfreezy:
Abike is a bigot and has always been. I'm not surprised that's what APC is made up of, divisiveness. To think I used to enjoy her on NTA back then. This woman has been dropping light news about the drug peddlers facing execution in Saudi Arabia while concealing their names simply because they are her kinsmen, but immidiately the robbery incident took place, come and see her championing the ethnic shaming on twitter. Twitter has exposed a lot of idiots aswear grin
I never had any respect for the oily dirty bitch called Abike Dabiri. Very dirty idiot who rose from sleeping around with anyone that could help her cause and licking the hairy assholes of many Tinubu boys (not even Tinubu himself), just to get into the circle. Now she is forming 'posh' and 'accomplished', such that she can run her smelly mouth. Nigeria sef.

Na una wey dey take am seriously I dey laugh. Abike who? Dirty thing that deserves to be spat on. And I spit on her.
CelebritiesRe: Ned Nwoko Finally Speaks On Marriage With Regina Daniels by Hedonisst: 5:46pm On Apr 06, 2019
Pennywise:
Why does he have to marry so many women in this smartphone age. Guys with one or no wife are getting more action without in law problems and children to worry about.
Don't mind the old money miss road idiot. Very pennywise and pound foolish move indeed. These kind of mumu men that believe in marry marry or mistress mistress, with all the annoying burden that accompanies such needless commitment.
CelebritiesRe: Ned Nwoko Finally Speaks On Marriage With Regina Daniels by Hedonisst: 3:14pm On Apr 06, 2019
LesbianBoy:
Mgbo.....Hedonisst? Does this man spend more than Arthur 1000? grin grin grin grin
Lol. Everybody papa farm na im be the biggest for im eye. In matters like this, one can only speak from the perspective of what one has been exposed to.

Having been exposed to a lot of these moneybags in Naija, both young and old, and both legit and illegit, I don't know anyone, living or dead, that is more generous with cash than Arthur Eze.

Man wey bullion vans dey carry money come im house daily, go empty, and come again fully koaded the next day. Day after day after day, year to year.
CelebritiesRe: Ice Prince Warns Seyi Shay And Victoria Kimani Over Shading Tiwa Savage by Hedonisst: 10:37am On Apr 06, 2019
Whatever happened to Ice Price sef. He just fizzled out without warning. He was one of my favourite artistes that year o (2010-2012). I remember always having the maaaad jam 'Juju' on repeat all day everyday.

This life sef.
CelebritiesRe: Kizz Daniel Goes With SARS Operatives To Arrest Demmie Vee by Hedonisst: 8:01am On Apr 06, 2019
Why is SARS involved in EVERY bloody issue, including petty civil disputes? Special Anti Robbery Squad. What does it mean?

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