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xtycool:This statement is incredibly foolish. Your stupidity is legendary. |
What the fck did I just read? |
Even as an ass man, I've never fancied this deformed looking Francophone bitch. And by the way, I've seen several bigger asses than this right here in Nigeria. |
Very few Nigerians have been blessed with the kind of charisma, colour, and social grace that MKO had, to complement his wealth. He bestrode the socio-economic and political landscape of Nigeria like a true colossus. With a larger than life personality. Bola Tinubu, even with all his unprecedented greed and thievery, doesn't even come close. |
seunfly:Area 1 is ahead of Wuse. It's almost a tie between Berger and Area 1. Just like Oshodi and Ojuelegba in Lagos. Chai. My Abuja. City wey sweet like sugar, even though the demonic Buhari has reduced the fun for most residents, but the music can never stop playing. |
chivera018:And so because he "turned her into a punching bag" (assuming so), he deserves to be killed? Can you see that you're the stupid fool and mad dog here? |
HardMirror:Can he even afford to buy proper recharge card for anybody? Looks like the kind of guy that would be sending a girl he is wooing those paper N100 or N200 recharge cards and then quickly call her to smugly ask "av you seeeeen it?" Mumu somebody. |
Until kidnapping and violent robbery becomes the new yahoo, and we're getting to that, before we would learn how to wisely choose our demons. Many Nigerians are plain stupid. |
I can't even take myself out to the neighbourhood suya spot with N2000, let alone with a potential lay. I detest cheapskate mofos. You can't go left and right at the same time. Choose your direction and stick with it. Leave the dating/womanising game alone if you're a broke ass cheapskate without social game. Stay home and read your Bible rather than looking for girls to go out with. And when it's time to get married, go to church and let your pastor divinely reveal one of the congregants that is ordained to be your wife. Better guys dey groove chicks, you sef with your tightwad awkward self wan follow chook head. Nonsense and ingredients. |
Another wussy bites the dust. You slapped her and started kneeling down to beg her, with all your family members. For what? That kind of weak behaviour only stokes irrational resentment in women. I detest men with poor judgment of women. Its easy to tell the kind of woman that has this kind of demonic heart, long before marrying her. Even after marrying her, it's easy to see traces of this kind of nonsense heart, and immediately quit that marriage. I don't know how some mumu men end up marrying demonic agaracha like this with their two eyes wide open, when there are lots of meek women out there with hearts as soft as jelly (most important attribute in a potential wife). If you 'fear' your woman for any reason, then you need to quit that relationship or marriage ASAP. |
KingLennon:N800m cannot fund his lifestyle for more than 5 months at best. If all the cash he has access to is a 'meagre' N800m, he would be flat broke in less than 6 months, guaranteed. Seems you don't know how reckless these people are with money. Someone who has been NDDC MD? He was a fool to resign his plum NDDC appointment to pursue this governorship pipe dream. |
How did 'everyone' allow this get to this undignifying level? A whole Christian Chukwu? At the end of the day, life, especially una shithole like Nigeria, is a brutal jungle. Everyman for himself. What matters most is having money - more than enough of it, for that matter. That's the only way to insure yourself against bullshit. Even if you would be incurably and terminally sick, you would receive treatment in comfort and privacy and die with your dignity intact. And for emphasis, I'd rather die with my dignity intact than struggle to live with indignity, as if life is an end itself. Jeez. Whether government looted funds o, business o, profession o, yahoo o, drug pushing o... whatever o, really, Nigeria condemns you to needing to have plenty money always; at any cost. At ALL costs. That's the brutal reality. Morality my foot. The end always justifies the bloody means. |
Your stupid challenge nogo make your song sweet. |
If you're the "faithful and loyal type" like you claim, then you fully deserve the "HIV" and it's senior brother, AIDS. I will explain why later. Mugu. |
thebosstrevor:Rather than for a Nigerian woman to 'support' her husband, she'll support her brother(s). If her brother(s) /family is rich and so there's no one at home who needs their support, then they will look for one useless lowlife jerk who they're codedly cheating with outside to support. Anyone and anything but their own husband. You have no idea how perverse these people are. If only many Nigerian mugu men could actually 'see'. This scourge of every Saturday noisemaking and sqandermania in the name of weddings would reduce considerably. |
MetaPhysical:What are you talking about? Does the APC have a future? After Buhari, APC is automatically dead! So Ndume is being wise. Better to fight for what's on ground now than to wait for what would never materialise. |
Oh no! This must be a cruel joke. |
czarina:You're not serious. Of course she would only show off 'happy looking pictures' out of the numerous shots taken daily. Everyone is guilty of this. Nothing special. |
BeeBeeOoh:When was he kidnapped that we didn't hear about? |
CodeSapien:Well it has lasted for almost four decades, and still going strong. Are you still hoping? |
VMpi744:Toh. I would have been extremely surprised, nay, disappointed that a whole Unilag would debase itself by conferring an honorary degree to this guy. |
Unilag fall hand big time. Superior schools like OAU and UI would never descend to such lowly depths. |
Apparently, Nwoko is the koko. |
God forbid that the bastard called Omo Agege would become Deputy Senate President. It would never happen. |
advocate666:Don't be ignorant. |
Prince Ebeano is a phenomenon. It's also in Abuja now. It is probably on the samel level or slightly higher than Roban Stores in the East. These kinds of people make me really proud with their business acumen. |
What a bloody joke. Comptroller of APAPA Area Command rejecting a mere $420k is like Tinubu 'rejecting' a 'bribe' of $1m to surrender Lagos. The people are idiots. What do they take us for? |
lilfreezy:I never had any respect for the oily dirty bitch called Abike Dabiri. Very dirty idiot who rose from sleeping around with anyone that could help her cause and licking the hairy assholes of many Tinubu boys (not even Tinubu himself), just to get into the circle. Now she is forming 'posh' and 'accomplished', such that she can run her smelly mouth. Nigeria sef. Na una wey dey take am seriously I dey laugh. Abike who? Dirty thing that deserves to be spat on. And I spit on her. |
Pennywise:Don't mind the old money miss road idiot. Very pennywise and pound foolish move indeed. These kind of mumu men that believe in marry marry or mistress mistress, with all the annoying burden that accompanies such needless commitment. |
LesbianBoy:Lol. Everybody papa farm na im be the biggest for im eye. In matters like this, one can only speak from the perspective of what one has been exposed to. Having been exposed to a lot of these moneybags in Naija, both young and old, and both legit and illegit, I don't know anyone, living or dead, that is more generous with cash than Arthur Eze. Man wey bullion vans dey carry money come im house daily, go empty, and come again fully koaded the next day. Day after day after day, year to year. |
Whatever happened to Ice Price sef. He just fizzled out without warning. He was one of my favourite artistes that year o (2010-2012). I remember always having the maaaad jam 'Juju' on repeat all day everyday. This life sef. |
Why is SARS involved in EVERY bloody issue, including petty civil disputes? Special Anti Robbery Squad. What does it mean? |


