₦airaland Forum

She has always had it.

But I prefer her younger ass. It was more pristine and natural.

The zombies are unsurprisingly silent here.

BabaO2:
So because Tinubu knows someone or someone has worked in Lagos State in the past should automatically truncate the person's career? Why are people so irresponsible in talking.

Baba wey no get sense. That's what you are. Little children would laugh at you and mock you for your acute stupidity, as the baba arugbo oshi that you are. Amen.

For an appointment that is ENTIRELY discretionary rather than automatic, why must it be someone with strong partisan ties to an interested party that you would appoint as Lagos Commissioner of Police?

Is it a computer or robot that makes these appointments based on random algorithms, or is it human beings who (should) make sensible and informed choices? Would anyone have complained if the man had been appointed as CP of Ekiti State or even Oyo State?

Lol. Morbid laughter, inspired by the knowledge of how futile and tragi-comedic our existence and pursuits in this ephemeral life is.

RIP anyway.

ferventchamp:
Buhari has shot himself in the foot before the first shot in the duel has gone off.


What is the rationale in waiting till less than two months to a general election before going after the head of the judiciary?

Even Mobutu Sese Seko and Idi Amin would not have dared...

You assume that the cabal of crude Fulani savages who constitute the presidency have common sense, decency and finesse. They don't!

These are stone-hearted abokki, cold-blooded 'advanced' Herdsmen who are close minded and parochial. By an accident of providence they found themselves in power. That's why they're wielding that accidental power like a fat kid in a candy store - with a crudeness and thoughtlessness that matches or even exceeds Idi Amin Dada of Uganda.

Abfinest007:
u are not bigger than d law.u must face d music .u have being judging peoples case and u don want people to judge .I stand with buhari hundred percent on this one

Continue standing with Buhari. Spiritual trailer would emerge from nowhere and crush two of you idiots to death. Anuofia.

I really admire Saraki's unquestionable commitment to the cause. He shall be rewarded by retaining the Senate President position for another four years, when Atiku becomes president insha Allah.

CilicMarin:
If he doesn't show up, the FG will officially notify the NJC, and cite lack of confidence in him as the Chief Justice Of Nigeria....while instituting another suit compelling him to step aside, as he cannot be a Judge in his own case...

While the above is going, The pressure would mount for him to step down....

PDP showed their hands too early....So as it is now the ruling party, FG, and the masses no longer trust Onnoghen as the CJN...

Advice: He should quietly step aside before he ruined the remaining grain of honor in him.

Look at how your oily mouth is moving muko muko like an idiot. The ruling party and the FG can no longer trust Onnoghen bla bla so he must step aside, but the ruling party totally trusts the discredited Amina Zakari at INEC, and so she must remain there ba?

You are only clever by half. Try harder.

Imagine.

hisexcellency34:
I know he will not attend. Other former presidents never attended debates too

Someone here has shown you a picture of Goodluck attending the 2015 debate, yet you're still repeating the false claim that "other former presidents" never attended debates. Why are you Nigerians like this? Stubbornly holding on to ignorance and falsehood even when the truth is fiercely grabbing you by the balls!

Just imagine. The official spokesperson of the institution known as the EFCC would speak in his official capacity, denouncing the purported plan to remove Magu from office... Because the EFCC is Magu's personal patrimony? Or the headship of the EFCC is his birth right?

Nigeria's institutions have gone to the dogs under Buhari.

Swiss na first grade oyinbo, powerful passport with endless opportunities for the sharp Anambra man. Na better fish he catch.

5thElement:
And what if the NJC is incapacitated because of bias or corruption, what then happens?

The NJC is an institution. Insinuating that it may be "incapacitated" by bias or corruption brings us closer to the main reason why I would NEVER be comfortable with this whole charade.

If the NJC can be incapacitated by bias and corruption, what makes you think the prosecuting agencies (controlled by the executive, Buhari and his disgusting cabal) including the EFCC, office of the AGF, Police, etc are not even more predisposed to incapacitation by bias and corruption? Is that not why they have been unable to arrest and prosecute the likes of Abba Kyari, Grass cutter Lawal, and virtually any minister (can you imagine) and appointee of the Buhari government?

I'm not interested in the legal and constitutional arguments here about whether the CJN can be removed or how he should be removed. That's inconsequential at this point to me. I'm interested in the politics of it all. As long as the clearly compromised and biased executive and its institutions have been so far shielding its own people and only going after opposition figures, I will NEVER accept any stupid argument in favour of them investigating and prosecuting the CJN on whatever grounds. The CJN's fate shall be decided by the NJC, whether biased or not. Two wrongs would make two wrongs in this context, fair and square.

PythonAmaka:
U don't have sense. Osinbajo forwarded his name to the senate for his appointment as the CJN... Igbos and lack of knowledge...


python amaka

Osibanjo forwarded what? And so? The presidency does not have the liberty to pick and choose who would be CJN. It is merely duty bound to accept whosoever is put forward by the NJC, based on seniority. Don't come here and make it seem as if the short idiot of a fake pastor called Osibanjo did anything special.

pryme:
And what if the NJC decides to drag their foot or ignore the prosecution till after election, only to offset a credible election because there will definitely be election cases taken to tribunals.

Justice Onnoghen is from Cross River, we know that Cross River is a PDP state.

That aside,
How many corrupt Judges has the NJC handed over to the EFCC or DSS or AGF for investigation and prosecution, the last ones that where arrested where retired with full benefits by the NJC. But if it a common man or someone that is not a judge the NJC will open their law books and met out sentences they see fit.

The NJC is just as guilty as the FG on this one, because they have bastardized the due process of prosecuting a siting Judge that is corrupt.

Just how your so-called Buhari led FG and its institutions have shielded Buhari's people from prosecution. If not why has the EFCC not arrested and prosecuted countless Buhari appointees and APC stalwarts accused of corruption (Including the Thief of Staff Kyari)? If you can't address this question, then it is disgusting for anyone to rationalise prosecuting the Head of another Arm of government.

gbeseun:
I think old age is affecting this man.
Who is The chairman of NJC?

So the CJN will now judge his case himself abi.

Radarada

You're incredibly stupid, just like EVERYONE who agrees with the Buhari government on anything...

Ugosample:
"American society does not tolerate infidelity"

who told you this

There are so many women there who forgive their men, and men who forgive their wives

What the American society however promotes is a fair settlement when it comes to divorce.

The richer party settles the "poorer" party.

it turns out that in most cases, the richer party is the man.

Women pay their ex husband huge settlement too.

Humphrey rejected his settlement from Kim, if not he would have reaped bountifully from that botched marriage

Russell Brand on Katy Perry too.

So it's not a man or woman thing, it's who is the richer/poorer party

Why is it impossible to find a woman that would 'reject' a divorce settlement? Why? Especially in cases like this where the money involved is beyond colossal.

It would gladden my heart and redeem women in my eyes if someone like this Jeff's wife makes a strong statement to the effect of 'see o, to hell with your money, I'm leaving you because you broke my heart and I don't want nothing to do with you (and your money) anymore!" Of course the man would pay reasonable sums as child support if applicable, and that would be all. Why wouldn't these thieving women toe this respectable and dignifying path?

This life is a mystery. Even with only 1% of Jeff's wealth (that's a stupendous $1b+), I'll have lost interest in women altogether, having ravaged the finest specimens of them from every country and ethnicity in the world.

Not to mention falling in love with one mere thing. Impossibility. Yikes.

Falling in love is the biggest mistake any man would make, and when that man happens to be wealthy, it would end up a very expensive mistake - to the order of magnitude that corresponds with his net worth.

femtex007:
And who is hushpuppi to tell me whom to vote for He should come and tell me how he made his money first.

Siddon there dey wait for who go tell you how he make money, until sand sand enter your eyes.

No go hustle. No go think outside the box. No go cook up schemes. Siddon for your sweaty ass dey wait make them serve you food wey you no follow cook.

Na body go tell you.

This is bad optics for the government and for Nigeria as a country. Whether you like Dino Melaye or not, whether you're a Buhari zombie or not, it doesn't change the fact that this is bad optics. It depicts Nigeria and the dysfunctional government we have as a bigger shithole than Trump could have ever imagined.

KiZiie:
Actually he is, his network is about a billion dollars, so go figure.

His net worth is actually well over a billion dollars (multiple billions), and he holds a Nigerian passport. But like I said, the likes of Forbes rate him as a Lebanese, not a Nigerian. You'd see him in the list of richest Lebanese, not Nigerians.

Oluvico007:
Where is Gilbert Chagoury

They don't consider him a Nigerian/African, even though he holds a Nigerian passport.

tiger28:
adenuga is wealthier than any of these guys... He is just too low key with his finances.

So you mean Adenuga is wealthier than Dangote?

The mod that brought this to the front page is just being mischievous.

You can't mention these two names in the same breath or compare them for any reason without committing grave blasphemy.

Mark's name and wealth would be in the history books for ever to be remembered in the next 20,000 years.

Nobody would remember whoever it was that was nick-named E-Money in the next 20 years. If you Google the keyword 'E-Money' in the next 10 years, the search engine results would probably be filled with a popular online video game or app.

He would be quickly forgotten just like his even richer and lousier predecessors - Goddy Anabor, Danku, etc.

If Mark is an indelible footprint, E-Money is at best a whiff.

What do you mean by "World Richest Couple"? How much did she contribute to the fortune?

World's richest MAN and his wife!

But, women. Marriage. SMH. What's the need really?
#Misogamy.

Now the divorce settlement would be earth-shattering. I'm sure she wouldn't get less than $50b - $60 billion. Why? For doing what?
WHAT!?

Is this an optical illusion? Buhari and his brainless zombies go hear better word.

We shall clear their doubts.

komodapson:
[b][/b]bro dem b get their own challenges as well. Japan is not El dorado

Of course bro. There's no Eldorado on Earth. But Japan is even better than Eldorado when compared to most places on Earth.

dollar124:
everything about Japan is of high quality

The country dey burst my brain. I love them die.

As their passport is the most powerful, so is their visa one of the hardest to get in the world. Check. No Nigerian that is lucky enough to get into Japan to hustle comes back empty handed. No stories. They ALL come back successful.

The Japanese are a race unto themselves. A superior race. The most advanced country in the world.

They're the ultimate example of self-sufficiency. How many Japanese people you don see for Nigeria? I'm 100% sure that 99.9% of Nigerians have never seen a Japanese person. It's the usual Chinese hustlers you'll see everywhere. The Japanese don't need to come to Nigeria to hustle like the Chinese. They're too superior for all that bullshyte.

Reno was born to do this.

bettercreature:
Expect a very deadly revenge once he is fine

Revenge on who exactly?

Whoever it was that stabbed MC Oluomo is merely a faceless hatchet man, a mere inconsequential errand boy. The key question is who sent him? If it is Kunle Poly as widely insinuated, does MC have the capacity to bring him down?

Ugwuoke347:
What a reckless waste of money and space!
It will definitely be an uphill task maintaining this micro-city.
What, even with its own fly-over. What for? Is there really any practical need to park cars upstairs? Something is wrong with the Black Man. He is easily intoxicated with material things. Well, not every Black Man.
How many human beings will live in there?
Intelligent men do not build complicated edifices.
True beauty lies in simplicity.

I remember Etukokwu Castle in Onitsha.
Till today, the inheritors of that monstrosity still do not know what to do with that Leviathan of a house!
To renovate it will cost a lot of money.
To demolish it will cost even more!
And yet, it can't be sold.
It is just lying there as a permanent reminder to the wise on how not to waste resources on useless status-symbolic edifices!

I have also lived for seven years in a beautiful residence abandoned by the family of a late politician.
It took a lot of money, time, perseverance, patience, etc on my part to restore the place to its original beauty!
I learned a lot from my stay there.
I was the only person living in it.
The owners had no interest in spending a dime on it.
Nobody was willing to buy or rent the place.

Let's be wise.
I have since relocated to another town, and the house is gradually becoming derelict, since there is nobody to keep it in good stead.
A simple sweet, homely beautiful serene home will give all the warmth and comfort a human being needs .

Well said.

So much lucidity in your prose, and even more sense in it.

I like the way you write. Incredibly smooth and persuasive. If you don't mind me asking, do you write professionally in some way?

omosuper:
He can't do nothing to Kunle Poly's guys. MC knows his level.

You mean Kunle Poly is stronger than MC? What's the pecking order of gang strength in Lagos?