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CelebritiesRe: Davido Slaps Tumi Lawrence Kizz Daniel Manager At His Concert. Daniel Apologizes by hedonistic: 10:55am On Dec 28, 2018
bizhop01:
If it was me, i will make sure I slapped him back immediately.
And then what would happen to you afterwards? Abi you think say Davido dey waka alone?

Dem go turn you to cripple for life, or even kill you for there and nothing go happen. Police go change the case to say you be assassin wey try kill Davido before his bodyguards defended him neutralised you.

You guys should stop making stupid threats here. Davido isn't your average nobody who walks alone under Ojuelegba bridge looking for BRT bus to jump into, that you can way lay and do anything to.

His behaviour is bad, yes, but don't be stupid with this 'I will do this and I will do that' empty threats. You can't do SHIII.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Slaps Tumi Lawrence Kizz Daniel Manager At His Concert. Daniel Apologizes by hedonistic: 10:38am On Dec 28, 2018
LastDance:
It won't last forever, one day bush meat go catch the Hunter.

There are guys and ladies in Nigeria that will make Davido run for his life and out of Nigeria.

He just need to step on the wrong toes.

I swear Davido cannot fork with ladies like Tonto dikeh and go scot Free.
Not to talk of some low key guys.

Tonto dikeh is a confirm rugged street girl, just like Cardi b.
Ol boy forget all this one wey you dey talk. No let hot body confuse you.

So your so-called rugged street people would kill Davido's ARMED police escorts before dealing with Davido abi? Or you think Davido moves around alone? Stop confusing yourself with this street mentality. Everybody no be nobody wey you fit do anyhow with.
PoliticsRe: Does The Governor Of Edo State Has The Right To Dethrone Its Oba? by hedonistic: 6:55pm On Dec 27, 2018
prolog2:
talking to you is just like talking to a cow, you just can't hear word. The only difference in the Nigerian system and that if the UK is that there are 5 Kings in Nigeria and only one in the UK. You guys need to stop believing your fake Obas Kings (who started calling themselves Kings only after the place was colonized ) are actual Kings. If the Constitution say you are white, will you then become white, if it says you are Chinese, would you become Chinese ? As I already said, Edo-state is a fraction of Benin Kingdom. And who exactly asked you if you love Benin Kingdom or not ? You love us more than we love ourselves while all you do is trash us ? Please keep your nonesense for yourself. Nobody can dethrone the Oba of Benin. The Brits tried and failed, it is not a gouvernor or president who can achieve that.
Lol. Na bushman I dey follow talk since. I apologise for wasting my time.
PoliticsRe: Does The Governor Of Edo State Has The Right To Dethrone Its Oba? by hedonistic: 6:33pm On Dec 27, 2018
prolog2:
so long as queen of England is not inferior to prime minister of England...you can say "republic" all you want and you can write as many constitutions as you want, you just can't change facts. The Oba of Benin is one of the Kings who signed Nigeria into existence alongside the sultan of sokoto, the alafin of Oyo, the obong of Calabar and the emir of Kano. Fact will always remain fact. And in case you are unaware, the current Constitution recognized the Previous Kings Of just talked about. I can see how it hurts you, so please go hug a transformer.
Na wa o. I like the Oba of Benin throne more than you mainly because of the rich history and tradition, though I'm not even from Edo. But I'm just stating the obvious fact.

The UK is a Constitutional Monarchy. The powers of the King or Queen are legally established. And are parallel to the powers of the Prime Minister. The Queen is the Head of State. The PM is the Head of Government. Clearly spelt out, with different roles and powers.

Nigeria has hundreds or even thousands of 'traditional rulers, not only one (like the UK), so you can't even compare. Our laws grant governors the power to approve or deny the nomination of ANY traditional ruler by kingmakers, or to depose ANY traditional ruler on the recommendation of kingmakers. In essence, the laws can be twisted to give governors power to entrone and dethrone ANY traditional ruler in their state.

You can say that a governor may be too scared to remove a top traditional ruler. That's his own cup of tea. Another governor may not be. Current Emir of Kano (Sanusi) was almost removed by Ganduje before everyone (including Buhari, Tinubu, Sultan, etc) begged him to forgive and spare Sanusi. He vowed that Sanusi must shut up and never say anything about Kano government again or else he will be removed. Since then the usually talkative Sanusi has been silent.

Emir of Kano is as big as Oba of Benin. If a mad man wey no send anybody becomes Governor of Edo State tomorrow,, him fit change am for Oba. He has the legal authority. NOTHING go happen.
CrimeRe: Young Air Force Officer Killed By Policeman At ATM In Calabar. Photos by hedonistic: 6:18pm On Dec 27, 2018
TarOrfeek:
Expect a reprisal on Police formations.


Tomorrow is one bad day to be a Police man.
Let them go to Sambisa and everywhere else in Borno State for their reprisal. Useless cowards.

I hate these bastards in the armed forces (Army and especially weaklings in the Airforce and Navy wey never see war) with a passion. They're always unable combat real threats or fight real enemies due to cowardice, but when it's something to do with 'soft' issues (peacetime petty matters with civilians), they like to shine eyes and form Rambo. Is that not madness? I wish them all death. Idiots.
PoliticsRe: Does The Governor Of Edo State Has The Right To Dethrone Its Oba? by hedonistic: 6:03pm On Dec 27, 2018
prolog2:
You are very ill informed. You seem to confuse Benin Kingdom with your Yoruba fake kingdoms.
First of all there are no kingmakers in Benin Kingdom. Second of all, you don't seem to understand the origin of the Obaship of Benin. Long before the creation (through ways of Maxim guns and cannons) of Nigeria, there was a country named Benin Kingdom and Benin City was it's capital. That country's land comprised almost the entire south of what we now call Nigeria and that country had parts of Nigeria's middle belt and it had lands outside of nigeria's borders up to Ghana. That country was ruled by a king under the title Oba. The Kingship in that country obeyed the laws of primogeniture. That is Benin Kingdom. In 1897, When Benin Kingdom lost a war to the British, the Brits tried to replace the Oba with a commoner (incidentally, the grand father of the current governor of Edo state) and the people of Benin were ready for war to prevent such a calamity. So the attempt failed. The Oba of Benin is a King, a real King. He has no superior. This is not like your Yoruba fake Obas who by the way stole the title from the original Oba: Omo n'Oba n'Edo. Try and educate yourself on topics before debating them.
All this one Na story. Nigeria is a Republic. A constitutional Republic. Not a monarchy of any sort.

By our laws, our Constitution, the governors have the power to entrone and dethrone traditional rulers. Not exactly directly, but indirectly.

The Oba of Benin may be a highly respected traditional stool, but it is still subject to political authority. Traditional customs DO NOT supercede the Constitution. That's the simple truth.
CrimeRe: Teenage Boy Stabs Neighbour’s Daughter To Death In Aba. Graphic Photos by hedonistic:
This is so sad, and sickening.

Unfortunately, we have a big problem on our hands with the kind of millennials and teens we have on our hands now.

The current generation of 15-28 is looking like a wasted generation. Drug abuse is so prevalent, for both boys and girls. Gang membership and cultism is extremely prevalent. In our time at least one had to go to a higher institution to have the 'privilege' of joining a confraternity. These days, every dirty idiot how doesn't even have Junior WAEC is in one popular brotherhood or the other. It's ridiculous, and it's dangerous.

All of them abusing drugs, and the young girls joining in on the frenzy. And all money crazed. And all willing to do anything - to raise hell - merely to fulfil their immediate hedonistic desires.

To be honest, I fear for Nigeria. The near future isn't looking rosy at all.
CelebritiesRe: Blackface Smoking Weed With His Friends On The Street by hedonistic: 9:43am On Dec 27, 2018
olisaEze:
After smoking he’ll soon start shouting that Gaga shuffle was stolen from him! Aibeg lemme come n be going
Or that it was him Amaka disappointed first, before Tuface, so the song belongs to him.
EducationRe: Is Fluency In English Not Really A Measure Of Intelligence? by hedonistic: 10:18am On Dec 19, 2018
The more important question to ask is: Is having money a measure of intelligence? Is being broke a measure of lack of intelligence?
PoliticsRe: Mace Theft: Don't Arrest Senator Agege - Court Tells Police, DSS by hedonistic: 9:35pm On Apr 19, 2018
Why am I not surprised?

It is clear that Buhari and his cabal of idiots masterminded this inglorious act of treason - by sanctioning the invasion of the Senate Chambers by thugs. Those of us who visit the National Assembly Complex periodically know the super tight 'Eye Service' security around the place, which means that it is impossible to just enter there, snatch the mace, and escape without challenge - unless the security agencies DELIBERATELY looked the other way in response to an 'order from above'.

Since the Agege thug senator is supposedly representing Buhari's interest and fighting for Buhari in the Senate, we know that he had Buhari's backing to orchestrate such a shameful act of treason. We also know that nothing would happen to him.
PoliticsRe: Thugs Invasion: Sagay Blames Saraki For Missing Mace by hedonistic: 9:29pm On Apr 19, 2018
Gayigaskia:
God damn, can you just chill a bit? everything you just typed is debatable, yes the senate has the right to suspend its members but not because of free speech. Case in point Ali Ndume was suspended just for the courts to reversed it. and you are here trolling people very rudely.
And all of whatever it is you're trying to say justifies bringing thugs to invade the National Assembly and snatch the mace of the Senate? Are you people sane? Why haven't Dasuki and El-Zakzaky loyalists penetrated Aso Rock to bomb the Daura bastard and his useless family to death for ILLEGALLY detaining them? Wouldn't that be even more justified than this ignoble Senate invasion, following your implied logic?
PoliticsRe: Thugs Invasion: Sagay Blames Saraki For Missing Mace by hedonistic: 9:05pm On Apr 19, 2018
Wealthandjobs:
I still don't understand why people brazenly failed to admit that the illegal action of suspending a Senator representing his constituent for 6 months itself is provocative. The Senate President should apologize for causing the country this embarrassment and promise to henceforth act legally and morally on this case of suspension.He wants his own constituents represented but don't see anything wrong in denying other people's constituents of representation.
You're clearly stupid. Even worse, you must be mad. Have you taken time to look at the Senate Rules to see whether it is "illegal" to suspend a senator? Have you examined the grounds on which the despicable Agege thug senator was suspended vis-a-vis what the Senate Rules provide for?

Animal, do you know that there are precedents? When The House of Reps under current Speaker Dogara suspended Jubrin for 180 days, what did you say?
Did the heavens fall?

You emergency rule of law activist, what have you said about Buhari's continued disregard for court orders - by refusing to release the likes of Dasuki on bail, in arrogant disregard for numerous court rulings? Is that not the ultimate act of provocation?

Bloody, ignorant idiot. You and the bastard professor Sagay deserve to be burnt at the stake for doing so much violence to common sense.
CelebritiesRe: Moesha Boduong To CNN Amanpour: Ghanaian Women Depend On Men To Pay Their Bills by hedonistic: 11:37am On Apr 12, 2018
Such a bimbo. Such a shame. Even more shameful when you see how she and Amanpour are light years apart in intelligence, exposure, englightenment and orientation.

Amanpour's shocked/disgusted reaction makes me ashamed on that idiot's behalf as an African.

Later the idiot and her type (they are in the majority here) would scream gender equality.
CrimeRe: Robbers Who Killed Man Who Returned From Spain, Arrested In Imo State. Photos by hedonistic: 6:16pm On Apr 10, 2018
This kind of thing is so painful. See their despicable faces.
CrimeRe: Drama As Bribe-seeking SARS Men Keep Lagos Businessman In Toilet by hedonistic: 6:54am On Apr 10, 2018
You can imagine the audacity of these fools called SARS.

But Nigerians can be too docile for my liking. Imagine idiotic SARS asking me irrelevant questions like what does my company do and why am I banking in Okota and not in Ikoyi? Why should I answer such stupid questions? What is your business with that, when you should be out chasing armed robbers and kidnappers - which is your primary duty. If I have committed a crime, why not simply arrest me and charge me accordingly?

I certainly wouldn't answer these kinds of foolish and unnecessary questions, wouldn't hand over my company documents, wouldn't hand in my phone, and generally wouldn't cooperate with animals who are clearly out on an illegal mission. Let them shoot if they want. We need to man up and quit being so stupid and docile, otherwise this madness would never end.

Once you encounter these guys, just tell them straight that you cannot answer their unnecessary questions, and that they should arrest you if they think you have committed any specific crime, but that they would have to answer to the X-Squad. If you know how much they dread the X-Squad, you would be shocked.
RomanceRe: Meet Crowncy Anyanwu, 25-Year-Old Virgin Nollywood Actress Who Wants Rich Guys by hedonistic: 11:42pm On Apr 08, 2018
Every broke idiot of a Nigerian girl wants a rich guy. Can every guy in Nigeria be rich?

. It's crazy how things are going. We're sitting on gunpowder without knowing it. Every stupid girl thinks she deserves a rich guy merely because she is a girl. Merely because she has a vagina, even if her own father is a palm wine tapper. The barrier to entry for being a girl is so low, just be born a girl and then you're a girl... "so therefore" you deserve a rich guy! Just like that!

What about the entry barrier to being a rich guy? Do you know how difficult it is? With Nigeria's 200 million population, how many people actually have N100k in their bank account, not to talk about being rich?
CelebritiesRe: Alizee Murder: Peter Nielsen In Handcuffs (Photos) by hedonistic: 9:05am On Apr 07, 2018
Why did he do it?
PoliticsRe: Hidden Assets: Ohaneze Ndigbo Vows To Defend Ekweremadu.. by hedonistic: 11:01am On Apr 06, 2018
Funnicator:
Shameless Ohaneze. You won't defend innocent youths who seek right to self determination and are being killed and buried hurriedly in shallow graves it is now a typical Nigerian politician that is corrupt that you're defending.



I know Buhari won't even take you guys seriously. If Ekweremadu is innocent let him prove himself in the court of law. An innocent man fears no accusation. Defend the defenceless and not a politician with access to hundreds of SANs and CJs.
Don't be stupid, you ignorant and uneducated lout. Is that how the law works?

If he is guilty, then the accusers SHOULD PROVE IT. If you weren't so ignorant, you would know that he who accuses must prove. That is trite in law

You can't ask me stupid questions about how I acquired my properties. Prove that I acquired them through criminal means or shut the Bleep up! That's how the law works in sane societies. You idiots need a massive injection of sense.
RomanceRe: Man Stood By His Girlfriend When She Had Cancer, Tells Story 2 Years Later by hedonistic: 3:59am On Apr 05, 2018
A big fool he is.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo & IBB Rock Customized Caps,campaign For Youths To Win 2019 President(pi by hedonistic: 4:07pm On Apr 03, 2018
What is Chima Anyanso contesting for in 2019? This one wey he don dey do mobilisation. The ultimate akunanwata...small boy wey God don bless well well.
PropertiesRe: Top 5 Modern House Designs In Nigeria Right Now (pics) by hedonistic: 6:05pm On Apr 01, 2018
podosci:
See cheap house for middle income earners... Approximatly 4millioj naira
I'll like to see the picture of a completed one, not a prototype.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Is One Of The Major Recipients Of Dasuki Money - Reno Omokri by hedonistic: 11:48pm On Mar 31, 2018
Abeyjide:
the very day I heard this guy spoke on channels tv, I was perplexed . just saying trash
So which day will you book your own appointment to speak on Channels or any other station? So that we would hear you speak the opposite of 'thrash'. Bloody idiot.
RomanceRe: Lady Ends Her 3 Years Relationship After She Found This On Her Boyfriend's Phone by hedonistic: 8:37am On Mar 31, 2018
That's why I hate chats -WhatsApp, BBM, whatever. Not everything should be communicated via incriminating text. Good old unrecorded voice calls are always preferable.
PoliticsRe: Looters' List: Secondus Threatens To Sue Lai Mohammed by hedonistic: 11:45pm On Mar 30, 2018
blacknp:
PDP stole federal government money belonging to Nigeria when they held the reigns at the Federal level and they will be held accountable,pdp has also raped and looted Delta state dry but uduaghan and okowa Brothers in crime chose to look the other way.
. Thunder would fire you and lightening would strike you at the same time if you ever quote me again to spew such nonsense. I despise you filthy APC faggggots.

Now get lost forever, you bastard.
PoliticsRe: Looters' List: Secondus Threatens To Sue Lai Mohammed by hedonistic: 11:11pm On Mar 30, 2018
It's so annoying that this old animal called Lie Mohammed does not know the difference between the roles of a political party spokesman and a federal government minister of information. It's really really sad.
PoliticsRe: This Man Is Giving Out His SUV Over Two Projects Buhari Initiated And Completed by hedonistic: 11:07pm On Mar 30, 2018
Imagine!
PoliticsRe: A Bag Rice Was N8,000 For The 5 Years Jonathan 'Destroyed' Nigeria - Omokri by hedonistic: 10:04am On Mar 30, 2018
Mynd44:
Rice was 8,000 at what price? No job was created for local farmers and you were using FOREX you didnt have to make countries like Thailand richer.

With more rice farmers growing the product and more mills, the price can only come down but the money stays in Nigeria and create Nigerian jobs.

Reno and his silly nuggets
The only silly person is you. And your silliness is monumental and potentially life-threatening.

So we should create jobs for farmers at whose expense? The expense of Nigerians who are already overwhelmed with high prices of everything else? Is it more important to create jobs for a few profiteering farmers (who lack the capacity to meet market demand) or to make food available for cheap to the generality of Nigerians?

The idea that creating jobs for farmers would ultimately lead to lower prices is idiotic. It is similar to the idea that characters like you espoused for removing fuel subsidy... That 'market forces' would force down the price of fuel. How far with that today?
PoliticsRe: Buhari In Lagos: Soldiers Seize Phones Of Residents by hedonistic: 9:57am On Mar 30, 2018
post=66279588:
Wailers sniffing all around like pigs for negative news since yesterday (una no go kill unaself).
Na today soldiers/police dey collect citizen phones?
You can only hate, and your hatred will not amount to anything.
This is your President for 8 years and counting......
Get used to it losers!
And you expect sensible people to patronise your rubbish 'grill'? God forbids. Whatever it is that you grill may it choke you to death. Idiot.
FamilyRe: Is This The Right Time To Call The Inlaws? by hedonistic: 12:19am On Mar 30, 2018
I guess you married her as a 'rich guy'. If she didn't feel you promised a life of luxury at the time you were courting her and when you eventually married her, then she wouldn't suddenly start demanding more than basic things.

You're not allowed to step down from richness to basicness, deal with it. That goes to you and the stupid girls who see money as something that is etched to someone's DNA.

Deal with it.
CelebritiesRe: Runtown Blackmailed With A Sex Video By Eric Manny Records (Photos) by hedonistic: 7:15pm On Mar 29, 2018
Who is the popular socialite in the video? Freda?

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