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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 24 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Ogun by hedonistic: 7:25pm On Mar 26, 2021
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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 24 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Ogun by hedonistic: 7:16pm On Mar 26, 2021
lordjosh:
Wahala be like church project, e nor dey finish

Lol. Church project no dey finish true true. Scamming in the name of the Lord.
Politics / Re: Jonathan, Mama Peace Join Buhari At Eagles Square For 60th Independence Parade by hedonistic: 7:00pm On Oct 01, 2020
michlins:
this is a high risk situation oh. In US, there will be a designated survivor kept safe somewhere.

All the heads of Nigeria government are at same venue. Na risky something
Nigeria doesn't have the risk level so to say, of the US. Nobody dey find us. Is it Boko Haram? They don't have the capacity.

The US has many high profile enemies who are potentially capable (worst case scenario) of unleashing such mayhem, hence the May Day precaution of designated survivor.

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Politics / Re: Army: Why We Cannot Expose Boko Haram Sponsors by hedonistic: 4:50am On Jul 03, 2020
Dumb would be an understatement for these retarrds in the Nigerian army.

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Crime / Re: Hushpuppi And Woodberry Extradited To US by hedonistic: 6:53pm On Jul 02, 2020
Jaqenhghar:

Wont happen. Its a non violent crime so they will end up in a minimum security prison with bankers, lawyers , hackers they will end up doing time with some very wealthy people. Life in the mininum security prison is probably better than most Niggerians. There is electricity, hot showers, TV, access to quality books etc

They don't know. Because they are blinded by envious rage. In their green eyes, these guys are worse than violent bandits, serial killers and terrorists.

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Crime / Re: Hushpuppi And Woodberry Extradited To US by hedonistic: 6:50pm On Jul 02, 2020
Newboss:


Live and let live is not a principle of life. It's society's way of being nice. Nice and life have no business. Look at nature, there is nothing nice in nature. Everything in nature is screaming SURVIVE, SURVIVE, SURVIVE. The mosquito that bit you is just trying to survive. It's a natural instinct.

Society came up with all the nice talk to create equity (justice), not equality because there can never be equality in nature. There will only be the strong and the weak. Hence, society said: "that loser of a guy matters as much as that big guy. Let's give the loser an opportunity to survive. Let's put laws in place". That's how live and let live came about. Nature is selfish. It's not the devil; it's natural. Society created order.

Nature doesn't care if you're dead or alive. As far as nature is concerned, you are a hustler

Bless up. They don't know.
Crime / Re: Hushpuppi And Woodberry Extradited To US by hedonistic: 5:52pm On Jul 02, 2020
GreenArrow1:


By the time they get out, all their crime skills would be obsolete. That one sweet well well too. There's no coming back for them to that status no more. Just like Ade Bendel of those days.

Ade Bendel willingly gave up this kind of life and became a "pastor". He had nothing more to prove, having lived life to the fullest (which in my view as a bloody hedonist is the ultimate goal - living life to the fullest while you can). Ade's pattern of crime never gets obsolete. Classical 419. There will always be mugus and suckers to deceive with your grand schemes of deception.

But yes, I agree Hush and co would lose steam by the time they are out because they are not actually 419ners in the classic sense but e-thieves who simply 'steal' money from where it is rather than 'persuade' victims to willingly give up their own money. . By the time they come out their tools would be obsolete and most importantly, their contacts and sources of information would all have depleted.
Crime / Re: Hushpuppi And Woodberry Extradited To US by hedonistic: 5:44pm On Jul 02, 2020
Yankee101:
For the avoidance of doubt, Dubai will extradite your arse

Lol. The popular misconception was that Dubai is a safe haven for these kinds of activities "as long as you don't target their own citizens, their own systems and their country" with your schemes.

Well, that bubble seems to have burst.

Of course the UAE would never extradite its own citizens. But alien low life nonentities from shithole countries like Nigeria shouldn't feel entitled to that kind of protection.

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Romance / Re: "Fear Women": Nigerian Men Narrate Their Experiences. See Screenshots by hedonistic: 5:17pm On Jul 02, 2020
lilmax:
You guys choose to be fooled


The signs are always there, you're just blind because you think you're in love

A girl says she this is my cousin, best friend or this is my friend, yet your eyes are opened


If she's not your blood don't trust her, even as a wife, she only gives birth to your blood.

Even that is subject to confirmation. There are no guarantees with women.

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Crime / Re: Hushpuppi And Woodberry Extradited To US by hedonistic: 5:08pm On Jul 02, 2020
They had a good reign. No doubt about that. But all reigns come to an end, sooner or later, good or bad.

What's all too evident is that their grandiose lifestyles hurt millions of fragile egos, lol. The hysterical schadenfreude on display here is a reflection of that. Of course the fake morality and obstreperous affirmations of 'legitness' on display here is a convenient facade.

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Crime / Re: BREAKING!!! Hushpuppi To Spend 20 Years In Prison If....(Photos) by hedonistic: 12:26am On Jul 01, 2020
Stillthebest:
shocked

I had always believed that even if he was living a fake life, that type of fake life was fucking expensive!

I used "was" because his life has become a past. He would be regretting badly right now and thinking about 100 ways he would have spent the illegal earnings better and lived better.

By the time he comes out, he would have grown old around 55 and won't be able to do any other thing than to further embrace the criminal world again.

He would meet so many guys of like minds in the prison.

If it were usa prison, they have their ways of rendering criminals useless.
If found guilty only God can save his existence!

I remember one guy like that in Ondo state that was arrested by FBI years ago over a huge fraud then . Till today no one hears about him again.

Who hears about the Nigerian, Americanairplane bomber, son of former First bank MD, A BDULMUTALAB?

You would probably not be alive in 20 years time. A quarter or more of people reading this post wouldn't be alive by then anyway, so what gives? You guys overrate this life.

This Hush mo'fucker and his Co-travellers have enjoyed life in their short spell more than most people would ever do even if they live up to 100 years of age, so what gives?
Crime / Re: BREAKING!!! Hushpuppi To Spend 20 Years In Prison If....(Photos) by hedonistic: 12:18am On Jul 01, 2020
leofab:
Still considerable.. he will come out still richer than 40% of Nigerians

90%, actually and objectively speaking.
Politics / Re: Babangida And Aikhomu Decorating Abacha With His New Rank (Throwback Photo) by hedonistic: 11:57pm On Jun 30, 2020
EVILFOREST:
These ones na OFFICE GENERALS.
GENERALS wey no no war front

You dey mind the fools? All of them.

Idiots like Buhari, Obasanjo and Co go tell you say them fight "civil war". Nigeria vs Biafra, lol. Then after that some of the other idiots would tell you about Liberia and Sierra Leone and Angola ECOWAS/UN PEACE Keeping missions, LOL. Then these days dem go tell you Boko Haram.

Can you imagine these retarrded bastards?

I swear to gawd these bastards are worse than useless.

From the korofo nitwit to their so-called 'generals'. All of them are idiots. Na for unarmed civilians body and ragtags body dem practice their entire military career. Bunch of repugnant cowards.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Interpol Rejects Iran’s Request For Trump Arrest by hedonistic: 11:46pm On Jun 30, 2020
SmartProf:
Lol...interestingly, if Trump was the one who requested Interpol arrest of the Iranian leader, it would have been obliged. World politics is not child's play.

Trump would not have needed to 'request' the arrest of the Iranian president by a mere Interpol.

If America needed the Iranian president dead or alive, they would have unilaterally achieved that.

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Business / Re: Bode Akindele Dies At 88 by hedonistic: 6:41pm On Jun 30, 2020
oloripeter:
Bode Akindele is not a successful businessman; he owns my dad more than 3 million as entitlement not only him and also workers of Associated Matches Industies and the company had closed down more than 10 yrs ago.
If you want to know more about the man ask anybody that leave at Eleyele in Ibadan that is where the company is

Thumbs up.
Health / Re: Private Labs In Lagos To Conduct COVID-19 Tests, To Cost Between 40,000-50,400 by hedonistic: 9:17am On Jun 30, 2020
Nigeria is just a piece of shit. Useless country.
Politics / Re: Umahi Completes 5th Flyover In Ebonyi, 4 Others In Progress (Photos) by hedonistic: 9:29am On Jun 29, 2020
The standards for governance in Nigeria are abysmally low.

In the year of our Lord 2020, we're still heralding the construction of some basic flyover as an "achievement".

Shameful.
Business / Re: Money Mistakenly Transferred To Another Person by hedonistic: 11:07pm On Jun 28, 2020
Some of you can be incredibly careless sha, and you deserve the consequences of your carelessness.

How can you transfer money to the wrong account when the beneficiary's name is always displayed for confirmation?

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Travel / Re: 300 Nigerians Stranded In UAE Arrive Abuja by hedonistic: 7:00pm On Jun 19, 2020
Stranded in Hushpuppi's Dubai where you can pick dollars from dustbins? You don't mean it.

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Politics / Re: Ehanire: Buhari’s Government The Most Sincere Nigeria Has Ever Had by hedonistic: 6:53pm On Jun 19, 2020
God. If God exists, He wouldn't and shouldn't take this. He will punish many people.

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Politics / Re: Court Restrains Victor Giadom From Parading Himself As Member APC NWC by hedonistic: 5:41pm On Jun 19, 2020
The most useless country in the world.

A country where institutions mean nothing. Can be twisted by anyone who happens to have applicable influence at any given time. Sad indeed.
Business / Re: Joseph Ezeokafor Receives Rolls Royce From Son As Birthday Gift (photos) by hedonistic: 4:26pm On Jun 19, 2020
LedRock:
Do you know hushpuppi is worth over $50million? How much be Jowizazaa net worth?
How do you calculate "worth"? Is it cash in the bank (na you be him bank account officer), or is it assets or company/business valuation, etc?
Politics / Re: Obaseki Issues Statement On His Defection To PDP by hedonistic: 4:22pm On Jun 19, 2020
He looks like he hasn't had a good sleep for weeks.
Politics / Re: Remove Magu - Malami Writes Buhari. Accuses EFCC Boss Of Money Diversion by hedonistic: 8:20am On Jun 19, 2020
Confused government.

But about time this primitive, ugly, disgusting peasant called Magu is tossed in the trashcan where he belongs.

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Crime / Re: Obinwanne Okeke "InvictusObi" Pleads Guilty To ₦4.2 Billion Fraud by hedonistic: 1:04am On Jun 19, 2020
He should have never made that trip.

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Politics / Re: EFCC Exposes Details On Hushpuppy's Arrest, Says He Has A Case To Answer by hedonistic: 8:01pm On Jun 18, 2020
Slymonster:


Baba work on yourself and stop giving excuses.. There are alot of nigerians dealing with foreigners legitimately online.

You dey mind am? Any loser who can't tie his own shoe laces would find someone to blame.
Politics / Re: EFCC Exposes Details On Hushpuppy's Arrest, Says He Has A Case To Answer by hedonistic: 7:53pm On Jun 18, 2020
The EFCC is a pathetic joke. What do you expect when the agency is led by a rustic, barely educated peasant named Mugu, and populated with dense abokki characters.

You have more than enough work on your hands tackling the rampant economic crimes perpetrated by public officials in Nigeria. But no. You want to jump on the online trend by forcing yourself into a matter that does not concern you. Idiots.

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Sports / Re: Chioma Ajunwa: I Built Three Rooms With Abiola’s Money by hedonistic: 5:09pm On Jun 18, 2020
Afolabimills:
yes I agree but is he not far better than the crook in aso rock

Or the bigger crook in Bourdillon.

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Career / Re: Dr. Wendy Okolo, First Black Woman To Bag A Phd In Aerospace Engineering by hedonistic: 6:41pm On Jun 17, 2020
Na so. If it is not IPOB, it is Afonja. When will these parasitic abokkis level up with the self made MERIT-BASED achievements of the South, home and abroad? Must it only be government positions, contracts, and quota system?

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Celebrities / Re: Dan Foster Dies Of COVID-19 Disease - Independent.ng by hedonistic: 4:05pm On Jun 17, 2020
Noooooooooo!

Dan Foster
Keke and D1
Tope Brown
Paula
Olisa...
(add yours)

This generation of OAPs (late 90s to early 2000s) moulded me in a way I can't exactly describe, but that I'm grateful for.

God bless them, dead or alive.

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Business / Re: Joseph Ezeokafor Receives Rolls Royce From Son As Birthday Gift (photos) by hedonistic: 3:48pm On Jun 17, 2020
Jowi Jowi. For the matter eh.

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