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RomanceRe: Very Proud To Be A Prostitute At Least I Earn Half A Million In One Month by Heineken(m): 9:33am On Jun 14, 2020
Nawao
InvestmentRe: Free Training by Heineken(m): 6:28am On Jun 14, 2020
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BusinessRe: Is Ibadan A Better Place To Stay? by Heineken(m): 6:23am On Jun 14, 2020
Ayomideayo:
Hope you are self employed because job scarce for Ibadan o
pls ma can one get teaching job there easily?
PoliticsRe: Breaking News :IMF Approves $3.4bn RFI To Support Nigeria’s COVID-19 Fight by Heineken(m): 5:49am On Jun 14, 2020
Stalwert:
Thanks bro.
morning sir. Hope you're fine bro? You've not been online sir.
FamilyRe: Aaa by Heineken(m): 6:19pm On Jun 13, 2020
Nkan ti eyan o le gba ni olowo, talaka lo ti ma n ko. Why you even allow your wife do you anyhow in the first place sef bro?
FamilyRe: Aaa by Heineken(m): 6:16pm On Jun 13, 2020
Op sorry.. Abeg take daddytime and davash222 talk. Even if person no dey drink, e suppose get better guys wey hyn go reason with get better yarns.. This kind woman fit do you bad thing for night sir.. God forbid
FamilyRe: Aaa by Heineken(m): 6:09pm On Jun 13, 2020
daddytime:
My brother, this your matter na pidgin English go sweet to take shook mouth put.

Why you go allow this kind thing from the onset come reach this level of no return. E dey obvious say your wife go don show you some of these her okiri behavior before una marry come begin dey born small small shekele pikin dem but like most people, your mind been dey tell you say una go sleep wake up one day and she go turn to angel. If that kind thing even happen, you no go pick race without shoes?

My dear brother, the truth be say, you leave monkey hand too long inside plate of soup and e don dey resemble human being own.

Your wife be like fish wey dem don bend come roast wey be say you no fit stretch am make e no break, and if no be because of the pikin dem wey una don bring enter the world, na to just pack your things even if na just your few clothes for bag and waka far leave this kind woman because my mind dey tell me say she no fit change again.

E get one parable wey I dey always tell people. The parable na " e better say person no get wife for house than to get the one.wey go dey make you fear to go your house".

Sometimes you go dey some kind beer parlor, you go see man siddon alone with him suit and tie half-loosened dey cancel beer like say dem go soon ban am, come begin dey gaze into space for the most part, na dese kind women dey pursue dem oh. Ask people wey be shakademus, beer no dey sweet to drink alone.

My advice bros be say, as you reason the issue of moving out for sometime so, I support you.

Just waka comot small but make you still dey do your bit with the kids and your other responsibilities.

Na dese kind women dey forget knives inside their husbands body.

E dey too obvious say she no love you sha. Women no dey fit insult and disrespect men wey dem love anyhow like dis.

Hold tight bros, wetin dey hot must cool down one day.
lol serious pidgin fit the yarn boss. Pikin wey dey find party rice no suppose fear dance at all op.
HealthRe: Doctors In The House I Need Help,boil On My Testicles(graphic Picture) by Heineken(m): 5:57pm On Jun 13, 2020
vecman22:
Please I need help,so this thing started growing on my testicles over two weeks now.have been to two different hospitals at the second hospital I was given injections for three days,and then antibiotics but den there is still no sign of progress,I dont kwn if this is actually boil or something else and am out of options now..

Please if there is anybody in here that can help me with recommendations I will appreciate because I can barely walk due to the fact I can't close my legs cos of the pains...picture below

Moderators help a brother...
bro sorry. Go to the hospital. You can try bicham also.. Apply ori like someone said
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Don't Like Each Other - A South African Writes by Heineken(m): 5:23pm On Jun 13, 2020
Vyzz:
Lol.
I be wan talk something but u don't use boss finish me

Small boy like me sir...
Hahahah you no small o. You be my oga o
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Worst Thing You Ever Did Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by Heineken(m): 5:17pm On Jun 13, 2020
JasonScoolari:
-Smiling and Waving a popular mad man at Ekpan....

-Dancing "Makosa" to Ice Prince "Superstar" song at Supreme Hotel, Ekpoma.


Alcohol is not my thing abeg.
hahahahahah omo you don kill me
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Don't Like Each Other - A South African Writes by Heineken(m): 5:14pm On Jun 13, 2020
Vyzz:
Joy no dey any country...



Even in south Africa alot happens... The fight among their selves too.



So make this nigga behind that truth shut up and face his countries problems and I can tell u that the Nigerians over their are the list among it.
boss seriously Nigeria own worst. This country is finished already. See corruption everywhere boss. People are angry. See our politicians. All they want is to amass massively and embezzle without pity. See these new senators sir, 80% of them don't know anything about politics.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Don't Like Each Other - A South African Writes by Heineken(m): 4:52pm On Jun 13, 2020
Davash222:
A miserable fellow is behind that tweet.
davash I respect you man but that guy talk true bro. Joy no dey this naija.
CelebritiesRe: South Africans React To The Arrest Of Hushpuppi For Fraud (TWEETS) by Heineken(m): 4:36pm On Jun 13, 2020
Ishilove:
These South Africans are a bunch of hediots. embarassed

Unfortunately Nigerians themselves are the ones giving the world the avenue to insult us. Anywhere you find fraud being committed anywhere in the world, be sure to find at least one or two Nigerians involved. I am so embarrassed right now.
ishi you're wrong. SA are damn right. Nigerians are doing very very badly. Seriously Nigeria is bad news.
HealthRe: COVID-19: Man Gains Over 100kg Within 5 Months Of Lockdown In Wuhan (Pics) by Heineken(m): 4:27pm On Jun 13, 2020
Nmezor:
Lolz , u dey mind am....He does nt wana help himself @ all
lol I tell you. Serious dry fasting o like four months straight without even water.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Long Does It Take To Start Getting Paid On IPPIS For New Staff? by Heineken(m): 2:25pm On Jun 13, 2020
SavageMaster:
I'm not sharing job, Bro. I work with state, not Federal. I don't have such links, for now

However, I'll advise you learn some skill, maybe animation, graphics, video editing. There are a couple of guys offering it on Nairaland, for few thousands of Naira, which I consider cheap. I want to learn too.

Or if you're good at marketing, you can try selling cars, property or renting houses for people, at a fee. Just start from where you are.

All the best bro
nice one bro... Appreciate
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Long Does It Take To Start Getting Paid On IPPIS For New Staff? by Heineken(m): 1:59pm On Jun 13, 2020
SavageMaster:
You will be paid from the day you resumed work. If it's up to three months, they'll pay you everything
savage boss how's everything bro? Pls bless me with a job na.
CrimeRe: Nigeria, U.S. Fight For Hushpuppi’s Custody From UAE — Premium Times by Heineken(m): 1:55pm On Jun 13, 2020
Hahahahha when no be football signing.. This country too funny.
HealthRe: COVID-19: Man Gains Over 100kg Within 5 Months Of Lockdown In Wuhan (Pics) by Heineken(m): 1:14pm On Jun 13, 2020
E still dey press phone dey eat sef.. Person wey suppose dey fast o
CareerRe: How Old Were You Jobless, Staying At Home And How Did You Make It? by Heineken(m):
toyotamuscle:
my very good friend in my uni days is into Gee but he is in Malaysia.i cant grab what he is trying to teach me cos he is very far.any real Gee in abuja should please chat me for me to be his apprentice.infact I have 6gig of data cuts my sis every month.and I have a laptop.iv done ccna, but no job galaxy back bone in abuja couldn't even gv me an intern job.i have done WordPress web design still no show.done phone repair from one police case to another I just hands up for that one.08089411836 please
bro incase abeg tag me I wan learn also.
CareerRe: How Old Were You Jobless, Staying At Home And How Did You Make It? by Heineken(m):
liver123:
Am totally confused about life issues, I think it would have been better if I channel the money and the time I spent in school into learning a skill. I finished NYSC since 2017 and am above 30 years now still nothing to show for my life, I have thought of business but no money. In fact am tired of life.
bro don't be tired o..
CareerRe: How Old Were You Jobless, Staying At Home And How Did You Make It? by Heineken(m): 6:31pm On Jun 12, 2020
toyotamuscle:
let me say the truth.i have been jobless since a yr now.and my mind is made up and strong to do blood money.i have never been this hard hearted.well if its my destiny.i ll do it.all I need now is a genuine place to do it.i cant wait to be frustrated before I take action.
lol a year bro? Wow.
EventsRe: Jumia 2020 Valentine's Week by Heineken(m): 6:03pm On Jun 12, 2020
Amethyst001 good evening ma.. How is everything going? I'm fine ma. I have been sending you mails directly. It's me Heineken job section.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Heineken(m): 8:39pm On Jun 11, 2020
Favourflavour:
Brother mi. I dey oh. As things just dey go slowly na im make I hide. How your side?
The way you dey take remember me ehn? Make them do remember give you your hearts desires.
lol I even hide pass you. Funny enough I no dey forget you. Hope you're good mama?
RomanceRe: Ladies Have You Almost Dated Married Man Who Acted Single? How Did You Discover? by Heineken(m): 1:55pm On Jun 11, 2020
Spechialone:
Nearly, cannot kill a bird... MGD





.... If I start to talk...
mama please talk let's learn mbok
RomanceRe: Ladies Have You Almost Dated Married Man Who Acted Single? How Did You Discover? by Heineken(m): 1:38pm On Jun 11, 2020
rockstarB:
Bros sent a picture and his wedding ring unknowingly to him showed in the picture grin
I had to zoom to see whether my eye dey deceive me sef. All the married women shouting up and down. Your husband is single outside the house you dont know.
I met two on nairaland too. Both didnt say they were married. We were only just chatting on WhatsApp.
It didnt take long before ones wife hijacked his phone and started insulting me. I told her I didnt know, she should ask her husband what he is doing on singles forum. The second one I knew from a picture he put in his status, I saw his ring and was like are you married? He said waoh! You get sharp eyes o
Another one, I just knew from his look. This advance looking man cannot be single!

Wetin eye don see, I don begin think say maybe I dey destined to be "second wife" grin lol
hahahhahah see you.
PhonesRe: Airtel Are Theives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pure Theives!!! by Heineken(m): 12:06pm On Jun 11, 2020
Great100000:
They are big thieves, I Subscribe for 22GB for 4,000 Naira and when I checked after small usage, I saw 2GB Left, I am still surprise.....
imagine.. Bro please call them. That's cheating
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Heineken(m): 9:41pm On Jun 10, 2020
carsprayer:
You guys should stop derailing from the purpose of the thread...
that's not derailing bro. The thread carry weight well. Everything cover the thread. The movement too na for job na. Boss this your moniker ehn. Lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Heineken(m): 5:40pm On Jun 10, 2020
Nwanyiogwashi:
Like how much will self-contained cost at wuse?
I'll ask a friend mama and get back to you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Heineken(m): 5:37pm On Jun 10, 2020
Saintinoo:
Please tell her the cost of house rent in Wuse...
lol boss if you noticed I didn't tell her anything about wuse. I only told her it's in town. Wuse won't be shere kan bia.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Heineken(m): 3:32pm On Jun 10, 2020
Favourflavour nawao. Where you go hide since?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Heineken(m): 3:30pm On Jun 10, 2020
NekkyCee:
Me too
nekky you too? Lol

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