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If it makes me happy,then it has value


If it has value,then you MUST spend murny 2 get or/and send it 2 me.


Not everyone is having it good ,stop playing.

My mum has been suffering since

Damn

bentenny:
😄
Wike nor go gree!
Helius nor go gree!
Including Reno and Bwala😂😂
They have all been programmed to chorus 'on your mandate.....'
Clowns 😄



You and other propaganda machinery members have been saying this as far back as 2022!
You guys made assertions that even bayo onunuga had to post on his X account only to discover that they were all lies after!
There was even a propaganda website written specifically to smear Obi....it claimed that Obi took a lady with drugs to Thailand or Bangladesh and the lady is currently in prison because of Obi!
The so called Igbo guy who wrote the said article claimed he had proof and will expose Obi as a drug peddler very soon!
This was in late 2022 but yet no single proof!
We are waiting for yours and trust me we will assist in squashing any propaganda from your paymaster who is still yet to answer to an evidence of how he graduated from a secondary school that was established 3 years later!

Dey play!

Overrated politics


Same old case


All of them, atiku,obi,tinubu


Spits


U are just being selfish ,so selfish.

This country has better people 4 those positions

Couldnt track or recover any of all the phones av lost including 2 androids ,with their chargers and the sims inside them.

Sapasenator:
Ok. I change my mind. Send your account let me do 5k for you this Sunday.

Thanks very much sir


Itz like 5m to me sir


Cuz i need it badly

9163989689

Opay

Thanks

Sapasenator:
Do you use mtn mobile money transfer?

I use opay sir

My account is 9163989689 opay sir


Pls am getting tired of life sir

From one frustration 2 the other

Sapasenator:
You are not poor Victor. You are healthy and able to work my friend.
I don't also help people who habitually beg.

If problems overwhelm salary with nobody with a side job


What else sir?


U arent living with me sir

Sapasenator:
You are not poor Victor. You are healthy and able to work my friend.
I don't also help people who habitually beg.

But u arent able 2 employ me sir

DeepSight:
Carry your daft tribalism far away from me abeg.

Can u help me with 3k pls?

Sapasenator:
I never pay any tithes or offering as I give directly to the poor.

What criteria b4 i get 3k from you sir?

I advised someone on 2.5m


Got nothing after everything






Cuz theres no god 2 judge




4get my brain

It has badluck on tinz like dis

At the end, u will abandon me.

CuriousCart:
Shut up

Ur pussy

CuriousCart:
Please read until the end to make meaning of my write up. I'm going to apply both scientific and biblical references and use relatable terms for better understanding.


Here's how I see it:

Human beings were created by beings from another world who had a leader/project manager (God).

These beings were not of this world. They possibly stumbled upon life on Earth while exploring and were obviously fascinated by the animals they met (no humans yet).

These beings of superior intelligence decided to experiment with the life they met on Earth by mixing their genes with chimpanzees (who happened to be the closest animal in semblance to them). So science is somewhat correct to state that homo sapiens are relatively new and evolved from chimpanzees. They just don't know the full details.

Out of this experiment they created Man who looked and behaved like them but he was primitive (Blacks). They created Man to act as their servant/labourer/assistant in taking care of the Earth they discovered for them. Think of it like a Bigman and his gateman or driver. They do not hate you but the gulf in class will be maintained.

Later on, some of these beings began to lust after the Man they created and eventually had sex with Man to produce further mutated offsprings. This is not too difficult to imagine because while Mankind were of inferior stock some must definitely have enticing features that appealed to the creators. The product of this union is mentioned in the Bible.

After this, their leader (God) decided to leave Earth since his original project had been tampered with but not before kicking out the erring members out of their spaceship (Heaven) into Earth (Hell without his supervision). These exiled beings rallied around a leader (Satan) and decided to make sure they destroyed their former leader's most revered project (Mankind) in petty retaliation. Like when your spoilt child pours away the pot of soup because you disciplined him.

I will explain the previous paragraph better:
Before the betrayal, God and his beings could come down here on Earth physically to live and give instructions to Man (like in the Bible). They could come down sometimes to solve problems with their superior technology (miracles) when summoned. Man also had a longer age limit since he was created with their DNA. But after the abomination, God decided to wipe out all of that anomaly with a flood. This flood did not cover the whole world as the Bible mentioned but just the inhabited parts.

The flood lasted longer than 40 days. It lasted many years and the ark people multiplied within it.

Some people survived the flood without being inside the ark.


These non-ark survivors migrated to Europe and Asia away from the flood and evolved over many years while the flood people were holed up in their ark. They explored and developed skills to survive on their own instead of waiting for their creators to save them as used to be the case then.

These survivors are the Whites of today.
Their skin whitened because they moved high up into the mountains and away from sunlight/sky to avoid the flood.

This is why the White's mentality is distinct from the Black's who still have the saviour gene in him. The Blacks are only just learning to survive on their own and still lag behind Whites whose ancestors managed to figure out a way during the flood.


This is also why Whites enslave Blacks throughout history because their genes still carry the original creator+creation DNA that God tried to wipe out. The ark survivors were chosen because they had the original lab experiment intact without sexual intercourse with the creator beings.

Now, through centuries of mixed race intercourse, almost everyone in the world will carry the creator/created DNA that God opposed.

That is the Mark of the Beast.

When all of Mankind finally have it, the leader of the exiled beings (Satan) plans to wage war (Armageddon) with his former boss (God) since his own project has overshadowed his boss' own.



Ask me any questions.


OAM4J nlfpmod Seun

What rubbish

adamma24:
So science is somewhat correct to state that homo sapiens are relatively new and evolved from chimpanzees. They just don't know the full details.

It is not stupid or laughable for science ( white man ) to say they do not have the full details as to how human metamorphos from chimpanzees up till this day...and you op believe the bullcrap that we humans metamorphosis from ape or chimpanzees...when oyibo way tell you.. no even get answer to that question

What a bunkum

Science being called whiteman

adamma24:
These beings of superior intelligence decided to experiment with the life they met on Earth by mixing their genes with chimpanzees (who happened to be the closest animal in semblance to them). So science is somewhat correct to state that homo sapiens are relatively new and evolved from chimpanzees. They just don't know the full details.


This is what you wrote in your writeup...you idiotic fvck....


Here's how I see it:

Human beings were created by beings from another world who had a leader/project manager (God).

These beings were not of this world. They possibly stumbled upon life on Earth while exploring and were obviously fascinated by the animals they met (no humans yet).

These beings of superior intelligence decided to experiment with the life they met on Earth by mixing their genes with chimpanzees (who happened to be the closest animal in semblance to them). So science is somewhat correct to state that homo sapiens are relatively new and evolved from chimpanzees. They just don't know the full details.

Out of this experiment they created Man who looked and behaved like them but he was primitive (Blacks). They created Man to act as their servant/labourer/assistant in taking care of the Earth they discovered for them. Think of it like a Bigman and his gateman or driver. They do not hate you but the gulf in class will be maintained.

Later on, some of these beings began to lust after the Man they created and eventually had sex with Man to produce further mutated offsprings. This is not too difficult to imagine because while Mankind were of inferior stock some must definitely have enticing features that appealed to the creators. The product of this union is mentioned in the Bible.

After this, their leader (God) decided to leave Earth since his original project had been tampered with but not before kicking out the erring members out of their spaceship (Heaven) into Earth (Hell without his supervision). These exiled beings rallied around a leader (Satan) and decided to make sure they destroyed their former leader's most revered project (Mankind) in petty retaliation. Like when your spoilt child pours away the pot of soup because you disciplined him.

I will explain the previous paragraph better:
Before the betrayal, God and his beings could come down here on Earth physically to live and give instructions to Man (like in the Bible). They could come down sometimes to solve problems with their superior technology (miracles) when summoned. Man also had a longer age limit since he was created with their DNA. But after the abomination, God decided to wipe out all of that anomaly with a flood. This flood did not cover the whole world as the Bible mentioned but just the inhabited parts.

The flood lasted longer than 40 days. It lasted many years and the ark people multiplied within it.

Some people survived the flood without being inside the ark.


These non-ark survivors migrated to Europe and Asia away from the flood and evolved over many years while the flood people were holed up in their ark. They explored and developed skills to survive on their own instead of waiting for their creators to save them as used to be the case then.

These survivors are the Whites of today.
Their skin whitened because they moved high up into the mountains and away from sunlight/sky to avoid the flood.

This is why the White's mentality is distinct from the Black's who still have the saviour gene in him. The Blacks are only just learning to survive on their own and still lag behind Whites whose ancestors managed to figure out a way during the flood.


This is also why Whites enslave Blacks throughout history because their genes still carry the original creator+creation DNA that God tried to wipe out. The ark survivors were chosen because they had the original lab experiment intact without sexual intercourse with the creator beings.

Now, through centuries of mixed race intercourse, almost everyone in the world will carry the creator/created DNA that God opposed.

That is the Mark of the Beast.

When all of Mankind finally have it, the leader of the exiled beings (Satan) plans to wage war (Armageddon) with his former boss (God) since his own project has overshadowed his boss' own.



Ask me any questions.


OAM4J nlfpmod Seun

Rubbishes and nonsenses

SamWhite7:
If I have any skeleton in the cupboard, if I am a worker of iniquity as you claimed, I will not have the BOLDNESS to fully reveal my identity as I did, posting my pictures, my contacts in whatzap, in church, my roles in church, the church full address, given the impression that we are traceable, we are real.
If you're truly filled with the Holy Spirit, the Spirit will empower you, gives you confidence to defend the truth, the word of God, anywhere, anyday, even when we are weak, the Spirit helps our infirmities.
The bible says; If any man lacks wisdom, let him ask. If you're confused with my write up, peacefully, ask questions, you will learn and be knowledgeable, instead of attacking innocent person violently, somebody you don't know at all, quickly judging, trying to bring him down. That's WITCHCRAFT! and that is why Africa is backward, People like you dominate nairaland, destroying people's hard work here and there, thereby, affecting the corporate image of our great indigenous nairaland website, major reason, some users switched to Quora, and why Quora is popular in the developed world because the whites dominate Quora, people that are more matured, people that wish other people well. I have never travelled to a developed nation before, but I have directly interacted, worked with the whites in a work place, and I descovered that the whites normally encouraged their surbodinates to grow, but unlike our fellow Nigerian superiors, in most cases, they bring their surbodinates down.
Another lesson, the bible says Judge not, let God judge. How could you quickly judge me simply because I called myself "a mouthpiece of God, what is the big deal? Every genuine prophet is a mouthpiece of God. Truly, there are fake prophets but there are still genuine ones, and God will continue to release gift of prophecy, among other relevant gifts, to raise new generation prophets, the Restorationists, the Gideons, the Generals, among other servants of God especially in this new era when the manifestation of the Spirit of God is becoming stronger, needed to defeat the devil, to advance the Kingdom of God, necessary to fulfil His plan and purpose on earth. It is a territorial battle.

For every nairalander guilty of this abnormalities, it is high time you should repent.
Salvation is always available with Jesus, the Lord bless you as you do the needful.
Thanks.

I am Olaide Mudasiru, a proudly God's servant

Can you help me with any amount of money sir?

IyaTola:
Happy New Month 🥳💘

Why are you behaving dis way?

IyaTola:
To earn more lesr more. Stop making excuses 😠

But i dont av access 2 whatsapp

Find me another side job

IyaTola:
Get a job join this group on WhatsApp https://whatsapp(.)com/channel/0029VaH6zEJFHWpuQ1zwxt1Q

Please help me with murny then


I work with private schools but people may not agree when i say the pay is very insufficient


My pay and schedule as a teacher are very unstable


My background is unspeakable


People including those i call family members expect me 2 be contented with rubbish as a standard of living

IyaTola:
Get a job join this group on WhatsApp https://whatsapp(.)com/channel/0029VaH6zEJFHWpuQ1zwxt1Q

am using a small phone 2 check dis 4rum


I cant access whatsapp through it

ebinpawa:
The 30k they pay you don finish?

I neva received 30k from anybody


Can u help me with 3k please?

IyaTola:
Let me know when you are ready

Am ready 2 strike a deal


How much are they paying?

I will pay you once they pay me

IyaTola:
Yes, I have both Damilola and Onome but it's a paid service

If they pay me,then am gonna pay you.

ebinpawa:
May the suffering of the people consummate you and your family

can u help me with 3k please?

blackpanthar:
VTU
POS
SELLING PURE WATER
POP CORN
etc


you failed to mention how much you have to start the business.


If you are looking for 1k daily for free without investing money THEN you are on your own o

I thought you had sumtin 4 me

















But you havent said anything

Tellmeastory:
There were no 'TRIBES' before the British invaded Nigeria.

You were PROGRAMMED BY THE BRITISH TO SEE YOURSELVES AS ''TRIBES'' DIFFERENT FROM ONE ANOTHER.

Divide And Rule.

There was NOTHING like ''Igbo people'', ''Yoruba people'', ''Hausa people'' before the British got here.

People identified themselves by their LINEAGE, ie their HOMETOWN, not by the language they spoke, which was always subject to change.

Why? Because people migrated constantly. Searching for arable land, prosperous lands, conducive environments, water etc.

There was no 'lingua franca', so an Igbo speaking family migrating to Ijebu land meant they had to learn the Yoruba language of the Ijebu and speak it, learn the culture, observe their religion etc.

They would get there and ask them about the deities they honour, and they would be guided.

You could not take your religion and deities there. You would adopt theirs. That's how it worked.

After a decade or less, you've effectively become an indigene there. An Ijebu man, plus your kids!

Today we would call you a 'Yoruba man'!

But you're actually an ''Igbo man''!

THERE ARE LITERALLY MILLIONS OF YOU IN THIS POSITION RIGHT NOW.

IE your ancestors of just 150 to 300 years ago were immigrants from a totally different region to where you are now,.

GO AND DO A DNA TEST AND YOU WILL BE SHOCKED as a ''proud Yoruba man'' to learn that your great-great-grandad was an immigrant from Nnewi or Sokoto.

And YOU, Mr ''Proud Igbo man''.

GO AND DO A DNA TEST to find out where you really come from, ie your LINEAGE.

You will be shocked that you are actually from Oyo State or Kwara.

Or even from Sierra Leone or Congo!

Or holy of holies, descended from an 18th century Fulani herdsman!

Today an Igbo family can decide to migrate to Ibadan, and not bother learning to speak Yoruba for several generations, and they'll be fine, since we can all speak English.

But it was not like that in pre-colonial Nigeria.

You HAD to learn the language, and adopt the culture of your new abode, as a matter of survival.

So you true identity was your LINEAGE, not the language you were speaking at any point in time.

If LANGUAGE was what identified you in the past, that means you could be born Igbo, and by your teenage years be a Yoruba person, and by old age, an Hausa man, depending on your migratory path.

So of course it wasn't language that we identified ourselves by.

IT WAS THE EUROPEAN COLONIALISTS that created these language-based blocs, and falsely claimed that you were of the ''Igbo tribe''.

Of the ''Yoruba tribe''.

Of the ''Hausa tribe''.

It's all NONSENSE.

Why did they do it?

So that they could create large blocs of DIVISION among you, their subjects.

So that you could remain DISUNITED, in RIVALRY, and thus kept too busy fighting one another to challenge their authority.

If you are a TRIBALIST today, you are simply an ignorant colonial creation.

An ignoble, pitiful colonial caricature.

Go do a DNA geneology test, to find out where you're really from.

The 'native' language you speak today means a big fat ZERO.

Can u help me with 5k sir?

givedemwotowoto:
Time is fast running out on Nigeria but many people don’t know. They’re still on nairaland fighting tribal wars

In just a few years from now, many will watch their purchasing power drop at the rate at which Tinubu devalued Nigeria’s currency

can u help me with 10k pls?