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A dictionary will explain better..

Lol. Wow.

People get into relationships for whatever rocks their boat and they stick with it as long as the boat keeps moving.

I used to have this idea of going into a relationship with marriage goals but shït doesn't work sometimes. So, just do your thing and stop hoping to wed anyone you get entangled with. Things will happen at their free will.

Interesting though.

Found the ones related to me and I smiled.

danduj:
what exactly will the doctor do? Enlarge d fick?

Best position to advice him. You never know, it might just be a disease.

I pray my Mum never gets into a situation that has to do with bullet.

muller101:
now tell us exactly what happened in the other room be honest

Lol..

You must always think in another direction.
Just free your thoughts.

muller101:
Incomplete story.

How is it incomplete? He left since I told him I don't have the money at home though he tried so hard to convince me. I told him I will go check myself in a hospital.

IamRaizo:
Did you for one sec. wonder why he didn't bother checking on the guys as well?

Because guys are smart and he could end up getting torched up if de-coded

So he went for those Naives, the soft hearted, the easy prey which sadly happens to be the ladies.

Good thing you used your number 6.

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Same thing the guys said. E no fit see strong face wait.

Lemme share this before I go for my lecture.

Just yesterday afternoon, I woke up to the knockings on my door. I was vexed cos I knew my roommate wouldn't come back at that time. I opened the door to meet a man that looks far from familiar. He introduced himself as a health officer. He said they go about every lodge to check people's health and give them advice. He asked if I have been examined to which I replied no. He asked to examine me which I declined at first but when he convinced me he had met with some of my neighbors, I decided to give it a try.

No syringe involved or samples collected cos I wouldn't even let him. He brought out something that looks like calculator but similar to what is being used to test for high blood pressure. He wrapped it around my wrist and the little machine made some sound before he unwrapped it.

Then, he said I was supposed to be deworming every three months and asked me when last I dewormed. I told him the last time was last month. He mentioned some symptoms like constipation, being nauseated after eating and yes, I told him I have those symptoms. Then he said it means I want to have ulcer. He claims my sugar level, water and the rest are normal.

Then, he proceeded by saying I have the primary symptoms of HIC. I asked him what was HIC and he said it happens to women because they don't spread their panties outside that a certain bacteria gives the infection. He said the symptoms are rashes on the body after bathing or when there is heat. I told him such never happened to me but he had none of that for he seemed so sure of himself.

Then, he said I should pay #4, 020 so he could treat me immediately. I told him I don't keep money at home that he should drop his number but he insisted there is nothing he could do since I didn't have the money at hand.

So, he left. I later overheard some girls in the room talking about same things he told me. I think they paid him or so. I asked some guys and they said no man came to knock on their door maybe because he saw male shoes at their front door. Is good health advice only paramount to ladies?

So, I don't know if it was a scam or something. I will probably go to the hospital for a check up and get a proper advice.

What's your say on this and have you experienced such before. #Healthexperts.

lalasticlala, olawalebabs, Fynestboi, Richiez

Mariinee:

Some girls gan...where do they get the nerves to just ask for stuffs like that?

I do wonder too.
If it were to be me, my chest would be beating effortlessly as I would be typing that.

I stumbled on nairaland via Google in 2014.

Then, I registered later in 2015.

I don't think that's necessary. Thank you sounds too crude.

Something like "I enjoyed the meal honey" or "My wife never loses when it comes to cooking"... These covers for any thank you you can ever say.

I've stopped letting words get to me.

I now know not everyone has common sense, so, I don't expect much from people again and I've stopped getting disappointments.

Eat nutritious meals, exercise, drink lots of water and stay away from masturbation.

If problem persists after this, then, see a doctor.

Nawa.

Everyone already knows what couples do.

Why do you have to show us in your pre-wedding pictures again? Who cares about your activities in the other room.. Hian

Like 50k is a big money..

I don't want any of these two.

You are teaching guys how to cheat on their wives...

Black is bae and that's my best color.

Stop making it look like people who wear black clothing's are dirty.

It's just your own personal hygiene. You wear black cos you don't want people to know when your clothe is dirty. Some wear black cos they are in love with it.

I pray for it o..

You are a big noise maker.

Good joystick or a maga that would be paying your bills...

After everything, I will see if joystick can get you a job but fortunately for you, it can in our Nigeria. So, it's your choice. Whatever rocks your boat.

I thought it was a lady.. The topic really attracts. Lots of guys in here tonight. But sadly, they will just look with disappointment and leave.

It's a great concept op but you need lots of improvement to fit into the modeling industry.

mtcheew

buygala

I'm late..

Well, a prophet told my mum when I was a baby that I would be a nurse when grown. With that, I went to science only school when my capability was in art. I'm not fully grown now but nursing is far from what I can do. Even though I'm still following the line(science), art never stops tempting me.

She still believes the prophet was right or maybe something altered the prophesy

You cannot see..

Issa big head...