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FamilyRe: Traditional Wedding List Given To Me To Marry A Calabar Bride. Please Advise by Help2020: 9:22pm On Mar 21, 2022
Rastaramsey:
Imagine
See as them write list like say them wan sell the girl give you grin grin

Modified: why that nigga steal my FTC lipsrsealed embarassed
Shey you wan chop fct? Grow up,we are now in 2022
Foreign AffairsRe: US Supplies Ukraine Army With Hundreds Of Switch Blade Suicide Attack Drones by Help2020: 8:09pm On Mar 21, 2022
NigeriaNawa:
The USA also has hypersonic missiles and guess what ? Over 5000 thermonuclear war heads. So, just as Russia can destroy US cities, the US can destroy Russian cities. And besides, when you add NATO, Russia is up against circa 7000 thermonuclear war heads.

Small reminder - Nobody wins in a nulcear war.
US have not successfully test their hypersonic missile, get your facts right.
PoliticsRe: Umahi Ask Judge To Withdraw His Motion For A Stay Of Execution by Help2020: 1:29pm On Mar 21, 2022
Malory:
Former governor Umahi should vacate the government house asap. His Excellency Igariwey should address the state now
lol,you wicked. Former Governor
Foreign AffairsRe: Ukraine Rejects Russia's Demand For Surrender In Besieged Mariupol City by Help2020: 1:25pm On Mar 21, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Someone tell Putin he is daydreaming how do you expect them to surrender to you a bloody dictator... grin
I think Russia should rather surrender to Ukraine now.. cheesy

Ukrainians are ready to fight till their last breath.. Putin should deal with that.. grin
Ukraine happened to by the first country that was used to test hypersonic missile,do you want more testing to be done there? Before I forget let me remind you that hypersonic missile is unstoppable. I goes directly to the target, so stop daydreaming and face the reality, which is Russia can humble Ukraine even without there physical present in Ukraine.
RomanceRe: What Was The Worst Reply You Got From A Girl After You Asked Her Out? by Help2020: 10:07am On Mar 21, 2022
vincenteger:
She told me to go and read my books
Your own good. Me nan "lol" I get.
TravelRe: Plane Carrying 133 Crashes In China, Casualties Unknown by Help2020: 10:00am On Mar 21, 2022
SeaTrade:
Sad,
I really hate flying and still scared of it till date.
Always uneasy in those things till I disembark.
RIP to the lives lost.
Same with me o. I hate it with passion
CrimeRe: Lady Thief Caught, Beaten And Stripped In Benue (Photos) by Help2020: 8:18am On Mar 21, 2022
Mickykarim:
This is uncivilized, inhuman and demeaning. Jungle justice is not the solution. Makes us lower animals too. Whatever she might have done wrong does not justify DEHUMANISING her.

Everybody in Nigeria now becoming worthy of the jungle.
You didn't even watch the video. Na so data cost reach for Nigeria?
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Agrees To Meet Zelensky In Person For Peace Talks by Help2020: 6:38pm On Mar 20, 2022
frankson1:
They love twisting facts to suit whatever they believe.
Don't mind that guy.
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Agrees To Meet Zelensky In Person For Peace Talks by Help2020: 6:35pm On Mar 20, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Putin the main weakling..I thought his supporters on here said he ain't gonna meet with zelensky the warrior?

Is Putin this weak...why is he this hilarious..I thought he was bent on no peace talk..
Meet or not.. Ukraine won't give in to your petty order..

By the way why is Putin yet to capture the great kyiv? grin grin grin grin
It's almost a month now..I thought his puppets said it's gonna take the Russia army 48hrs? cheesy cheesy wink
did you read that part that says Ukraine has been asking (begging) for this?
You need a shift in your thought pattern.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Novelty Birthday Match At Onikan Stadium by Help2020: 5:31pm On Mar 20, 2022
Nonpartisan1:
I can't wait to have, Asiwaju Tinubu as my president.

Competency...

Capacity....

Selflessness ---

Inclusiveness.....

Thank you Asiwaju for accepting to run the race.
I really like the way you emphasized on "your" not "our" president.
He will truly be your household president, not Nigeria president.
PoliticsRe: Ex-super Eagles Honoured Tinubu Invitation Because They're Hungry- Sowore by Help2020: 5:21pm On Mar 20, 2022
NOETHNICITY:
Everybody has a right to support whatever he or she believes in as long as such support doesn't cross the right of another person

Kanu and Okocha that I know aren't hungry people.
Sowore should focus on his indian hemp ravaged life and stop attacking our football legends
They endorsed yahama bellow few months ago nan,what has changed if not hunger?
PoliticsRe: Ex-super Eagles Honoured Tinubu Invitation Because They're Hungry- Sowore by Help2020: 5:19pm On Mar 20, 2022
LeoDeKing:
What is Sowore saying?

That JJ Okocha, Kanu Nwankwo and Victor Ikpeba are hungry urchins?

I don't know of jj okocha and Victor ikpeba, though they aren't poor by any stretch of the imagination, but Nwankwo Kanu built a multi billion naira heart transplant (or is it kidney transplant) hospital in Lagos.
If not hunger why are they endorsing 2 different candidates? Was it not KANU and JJ that endorsed yahama bellow few months ago?and now tinubu? Can you explain that?
How much Sowore get?

Nwankwo can pay for the whole of that his fake news outlet and give to orphanages.

Shebi himself get money and he dey contest? Make e call dem give dem money na. angry

Why is it that any god of ipob pigs no dey always get brain? huh
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin's Convoy Of Corpses: Trains Are Being Loaded With Dead Russian Soldiers by Help2020: 1:56pm On Mar 20, 2022
erosimo:
[/b]Putin's convoy of corpses: Trains are being loaded with dead Russian soldiers in the dead of night after their deaths in Ukraine to hide true death toll, claim Belarus locals who say they have seen 2,500 bodies in two weeks[b]

The corpses of Russian soldiers killed in Ukraine are being moved from Belarus back to Russia by train and planes in the dead of night to avoid attracting attention, it has emerged.
Video posted by Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty shows military ambulances driving through the Belarusian city of Homel in early March, with employees at the region’s clinical hospital claiming more than 2,500 bodies have already been shipped back to Russia as of March 13.
Ukraine’s military says that more than 14,000 Kremlin troops have been killed since the Russian invasion on February 24, while one US intelligence estimate has put the number at around 7,000. Moscow’s Defence Ministry says that less than 500 soldiers have been killed.
what about the loss on Ukraine nan? Don't you people record that too?
PoliticsRe: Breaking :Biafra Change Name to IDU-BIAFRA To Include Edo , Bakassi etc by Help2020: 11:28am On Mar 20, 2022
Whiteangel1234:
Edo people wetin una think for this change of name and expansion into Ancient IDU kingdom of Benin ?
We non want Biafra. We want a restructured Nigeria.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Claims To Use A Hypersonic Missile In Attack On Arms Depot In Ukraine. by Help2020: 11:26am On Mar 20, 2022
07kjb:
What ever Russia has today USA HAVE BUILT IT 20YEARS AGO
Shey you didn't read the real post?
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Claims To Use A Hypersonic Missile In Attack On Arms Depot In Ukraine. by Help2020: 11:23am On Mar 20, 2022
Aboks:
[s]With out nukes russia cant challent nigeria[/s]
Smelling post
Christianity EtcRe: Healings At The Lords Chosen Crusade In Warri (Photos) by Help2020: 10:12am On Mar 20, 2022
peteregwu:
JUST IN: THE DAY 1 INSTANT TOUCH OF GOD AT " GOD HAS SWORN TO BLESS YOU", WARRI 2022.

Saturday 19th September 2022.

Interesting!
The servant of God, Pastor Lazarus Muoka instructed the disabled to do whatever he instructs them to do, he confronted all ailments by the reason of the stripes given to Jesus Christ at the cross of cavalry and decreed strength and power to the weak. He cursed paralysis, ordered the cripple to walk, cancelled blindness and gave a blasting knockout to deaf and dumb declaring victory, deliverance and freedom to all who are oppressed by the enemy.

Astoundingly, his utterances birthed these:

1. A man, 40 years born deaf and dumb healed.
2. A man, 35 years born deaf and dumb healed.
3. A girl, 10 years born deaf and dumb healed.
4. A woman, 10 years stroke healed.
5. A woman, 20 years deaf and dumb healed.
6. A man, 3 years of partial stroke healed.
7. A woman, 5 years stroke healed.
8. A man, 4 years stroke healed.
9. A man, 7 years stroke healed.
10. A woman, 1 years stroke healed.
11. A woman, 3 weeks stroke healed.
12. A woman, 1 year stroke healed.
13. A man, 15 years stroke healed.
14. A man, 6 years kidney dieses healed.
15. A woman,1 month stroke healed.
16. A man, 3 years stroke healed.
17. A man, 6 months broken bone joined together.
18. A man, 1 month stroke healed.
19. A woman, 2 years paralysis unable to stand healed.
20. A man, 15 years hearing with one hear healed.
21. A woman, 4 months heart pain, swollen leg, swollen stomach healed.
22. A woman, 6 years paralysis healed.
23. A girl, 9 years born deaf and dumb healed.
24. A man, 6 months bone dislocation joined together.
25. A man, 5 months paralysis healed.
26. A man, 6 years paralysis healed.
27. A man, 11 months stroke healed.
28. A man, 15 years chronic waste pain healed.
29. A woman, 2 years leg pain healed.
30. A woman, 5 years paralysis healed.
31. A man, 1 year 6months stroke healed.
32. A woman, 2 years arthritis high blood pressure and Rheumatism healed.
33. A man, 7 years Rheumatism healed.
34. A woman, 3 years paralysis healed.
35. A man, 1 year broken waste healed.
36. A man, 3 years stroke healed.healinggg woman, 1 year and 7 months rheumatic pain healed.
38. A woman with 5 years of liver problems healed.
39. A man, 30 years deaf and dumb healed.
40. 2 girls, 16 and 18 years born deaf and dumb from the same mother healed.
41. A woman, 40 years can’t work chronic rheumatism healed.
42. A man,18 months broken leg healed.

WATCH HERE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loPKYiQDW6A

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Any medical report to prove this?
RomanceRe: +18: She Came And We Did This On Bed [Picture] by Help2020: 8:17am On Mar 20, 2022
iLegendd:
Will She Cheat If You Are Cute, Rich, Great in Bed and Faithful? Look at What Happened.

So, will she cheat on you if you're handsome, tall, rich, great in bed, smart and faithful?

The answer is yes. She will if she wants to and will do it with someone you're richer than, finer than, and even smarter than.

This cute female friend came the house yesterday — tall and fair in complexion. We have known each other since 2020. Her boyfriend possess all the things I listed above. He is a great guy.

When we met, she said she doesn't double date. I didn't even ask her out because I don't ask women out — I just vibe.

I friendzoned her because I don't want to ruin her relationship and her boyfriend was equipped — he's also her Church member. It's a match made in Heaven.

She sneaks to my house once in a while and we cook, watch TV and discuss on my bed, but I don't make attempts.

Yesterday, she came from work at 5 PM to my house and was tired and hungry. I invited her and was supposed to be last Sunday, but my phone was turned off, so she couldn't get to me.

She went to the kitchen, baked garri and ate — the soap was cooked by another female. While she was eating, she told me to get her water from the dispenser. I grabbed a glass, got some water and instead of giving it to her, I drank it.

She looked at me, smiled, and said, "You will still give me water." She finished, washed her plate, and came back to the dining and asked me to get her water.

I grabbed a cup again, but this time, I filled it with hot water from the dispenser and gave it to her. She just burst into laughter and said I'm too stubborn and wicked.

Long story short and 30 minutes later, I took her handbag to my room and came back to carry her to the room as she was busy replying someone on WhatsApp while in front of TV.

Her zipper was open when she was eating and she didn't zip up after she finished eating. While lying on bed, I started talking and it was filled with wisdom, naughtiness, and humor.

I wrapped my hands around her as I say some sweet and naughty things into her ear. "My d*ck is so hard," I said as it rubs on her ass while lying in a spoon position.

"I don't want to f*ck you because you can't handle me," I said. This statement made her want to prove me wrong. Women love challenge and proving a man wrong.

I started rubbing my hand through her clothes and her nipples were so hard — her pupils dilated. She was damn hòrny and so was I. Hers was written all over her face, mood and body language.

We talked for 15 minutes and the conversation naturally moved to me sex and condom.

"I can't c*m with condom. Even without condoms I last too long. Do you prefer raw or with condom?" I asked. "Raw feels better," she answered.

"When last did you speak with your bestie?" I asked. "It's been a month," she replied. "I called her last two weeks and she said school stress is killing her, so I promised to take her out for some fun and she was excited about it. I haven't called her back since then."

"Hmm," she mumured with jealousy in her voice, "Don't break my friend's heart o." "Break her heart how? We are not dating na."

We talked for more minutes again with lots of touching.

I carried her and suspended her on my window to show her one of my favorite sex positions.

I put her in different sex position on bed while our clothes were on and my d*ck hard. I just wanted to prove to her I have the strength carry her around and put her in different bad boy sex positions.

"Why is it that when a woman visits a guy and she wants sex from the guy, but he is acting like a JJC, the woman says, I will soon go, as cue to let the guy know he should do something before something do him?" I asked and she laughed and said, "Ehe na. I will soon go self."

"You see, I talk am." I kissed her forehead and rubbed my hand on her p*ssy through her jean.

I pulled my trouser and showed her the outline of my hard d*ck through my white boxer and I could tell she wanted the rod.

I laid on her body and started more sweet talk as I played with her nipple.

This girl always acts tough and has a little ego because she is beautiful and men are just dying for her.

She has too many options and she loves to brag about how she will never chase a man.

Yes, she doesn't chase me neither do it chase her. She hardly calls me neither do I call her.

Though, I do chatdîct her on WhatsApp once in 3 months.

While we were on bed, discussing, touching and kissing, she talked about how she doesn't like giving men hope and if she doesn't like a guy, she will bluntly tell you that she doesn't like you to avoid wasting your time.

You have a boyfriend and you tell a new admirer you don't like him because you have a boyfriend.

What if you go home that day and go through your boyfriend's phone and come across a message that reveals he slept with another girl, won't you be heartbroken and begin to think of revenge?

"I will," she replied.

Now, if you bluntly chase those new admirers, who will you now use to revenge on him?

We had several sensible and humorous conversations and I was the one talking most of the time (all thanks to the book FemaleSextapes) while she was feeling tired and hòrny at the same time.

"I will like to marry very soon," I said and she laughed and replied, "You can't keep a wife."

"I can," I disputed.

"Why do you think I can't?" I asked.

"You don't know how to give a woman attention. As women, we love attention. If you don't give it to us, we will look for someone who will. You hardly call me or send me a message. Even on my birthday, which you know, you didn't care and I was so upset with you."

"You're right," I replied.

"I don't know how to give a woman attention and I also love some space too. I will work on it, trust me," I replied. "I hear you," she humorously echoed.

I spanked her ass and said, "Don't worry, the day we'll do it will be a special day. Let's not rush it."

put on my trouser, carried her on my back like a caring guy and dropped her on the couch in the living room.

I kissed her forehead and gave her her bag. Immediately, her mom called, but she didn't pick. It was 8 PM at this time.

She's 24 and still under parents' control. She said she can't wait to go for service this year to have some freedom.

Some parents are too protective of their good-looking children. Her mother carry Church for head sha, but the dad is a whatsup man.

I paid for a taxi to take her home. I haven't called since yesterday to know if she has arrived safely. I don't know why I'm so emotionless and less caring even though I'm a kind person.

She left and I decided to use my hand and service myself while fantasizing about her. #Smile.

Am I a coward for not doing it? When a girl is that beautiful and loves it raw, I'm always scared of infection.

The lesson here is,

1. humor,
2. confidence,
3. naughtiness,
4. mystery,
5. control,
6. attention
7. and comfort

will make a woman who is in a perfect relationship cheat. It doesn't matter if her boyfriend is better than you — just have control, a great conversation skill, confidence, abundance mentality, and a sense of humor and any woman will cheat on her man with you. Yes, women love attention, but don't give it too much — learn to be scarce.

The second reason I didn't want to do is, she will fall in love with me and I don't want that. Imagine falling in love with someone like me who doesn't love back no matter how beautiful you are? No be headache be that?

So, in summary, I don't want to hurt her emotionally, sexually, and mentally. Also, I don't want to make her measure her man's performance with mine because I will always win just as I have always been winning and she will always come back for more.

Prevention is better than cure. I don't want emotion to get involved in our friendship. As I type this, another of my female friend is lying on bed náked sleeping, but I won't do anything. I read one of her chats where she told her man I'm just her friend and I'm gay. Wow! Women can lie sha to cover up.

So, we should all learn how to have sexual control, but once in a while sha, knack like a boss and make it memorable.

Let me go and check on the nàked friend on my bed.
No pictures today?
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia used Hypersonic missile again destroyed Ukraine military oil depot by Help2020: 7:14am On Mar 20, 2022
The west keep pushing the comedian.
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Afolabi, Actress With Lupus Recieves Prayer From Pastor Chris by Help2020: 7:07am On Mar 20, 2022
Kestolove:
[s]Madam do nd die...our population too much[/s]
She won't die. You can to better. There is no gain in wishing a fellow human being death
Foreign AffairsRe: War In Ukraine: 'America Is Learning The Art Of Humility' by Help2020: 7:03am On Mar 20, 2022
WriterNig:
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Cc Lalasticlala
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Seun

Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Removes Church Members Panties And Shave Them During Church Service by Help2020: 6:46am On Mar 20, 2022
lalastimlala:
Women can be mumu ooo but it's all acting anyways. I know it can really happen.
Acting how? The shit happened live
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Removes Church Members Panties And Shave Them During Church Service by Help2020: 6:45am On Mar 20, 2022
Ekpeitit:
Wow,desperation will finish Eeeebo women.
After doing ashewo for many years now they're desperately looking for a husband.
Ewu Biafra
You didn't finished watching the video. Well,men also did. So this is not about husband, it's foolishness of most Ghanaian Christians just like some foolish Nigeria Christians.
Foreign AffairsRe: China Complains As US Destroyer, Ralph Johnson Warship Navigates Taiwan Strait by Help2020: 9:27pm On Mar 19, 2022
Truvelisback:
China[s] has only 2 live lines left. Either to quit the invasion of Taiwan and avoid U.S sanctions and possibly war with the U.S and NATO or invade Taiwan and see the reverse of the U.S and NATO actions[/s].
You all said the same before Russia invaded Ukraine. Shey US sanction has killed Russia now? China Economy is bigger than that of US,only a fool will think US sanction will move China.
PoliticsRe: Come To The Negotiating Table Without Delay - Zelensky Begs Russia by Help2020: 8:37pm On Mar 19, 2022
Malory:
Fake news
Is like the only thing you can write is "fake new"
Go online and read,I know you don't have data,but try.
RomanceRe: Any Man That Collects Back His Gift From A Lady Is A Weak Man by Help2020:
orohbiro:
You bought her gift then she break ur heart or u guys have quarrel or she rejected ur proposer u went ahead to collect your gift u are a weak man not a strong man.
In fact u not a gentle man u are not qualify to be a man in the ist place.
If u are doing that u should stop it is embarrassing
Hanty collect the one you bought for him too.
RomanceRe: Any Man That Collects Back His Gift From A Lady Is A Weak Man by Help2020: 4:52pm On Mar 19, 2022
Jennyclay:
Ofcourse, we all know they're weak men. Gentlemen my foot. This shouldn't be news at all.

They are not just weak but broke wretched men.
Collect the one you bought for him too. What's all this vituperation all about?
PoliticsRe: Victor Umeh: Obiano Spent Anambra Money Judiciously Well by Help2020: 4:43pm On Mar 19, 2022
Malory:
Even if Obiano stole it wouldn't be up to what that opolo eyed thief from Iragbiji stole and is still stealing not to talk of what the lifeless stole as the PTF chairman under the corrupt Abacha the he claimed never stole
corruption is corruption. Let tinubu be pick up too, that should be your argument.
Foreign AffairsRe: India Buys 3 Million Barrels Of Russian Oil At A Discount by Help2020: 4:05pm On Mar 19, 2022
lalasticlala:
https://www.aljazeera.com/economy/2022/3/18/russian-oil-sale-to-india-complicates-bidens-efforts
You claimed Ukraine should not be invaded by Russia sighting sovereignty as the reason. Now you want to sanction a sovereign nation India for taking decision as a sovereign state. Only you can do what you want and Russia can't, hypocrisy.
PoliticsRe: Celebration Everywhere As Unknown Gunmen Kills Police Today - PHOTOS by Help2020: 2:55pm On Mar 19, 2022
OyigboUpdate:
It is a win win for IPOB terrorist today. Today is their day.
If Nigeria government knw their job the need to track those guys behind the Facebook post and jail all of them

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