₦airaland Forum

Zzor:
Let me be civil in answering you,the lady's dad is rich too and she has her own money so it's not a case of gold digging or whatever you may be thinking, everything is somehow complicated

what is complicated here?People go into marriages like this to escape poverty. Now you said she has money, and she's not only going to marry her father's age,but a man with kids..Nawa for una shall.

Simplyleo:
One of the funniest ironies of life that is most appealing to me is that the ways of God is at complete variance with that of man.

A classical case in point is Alhaji Aliko Dangote.

The more shildren of 8, anger, frustration and perdition hate and curse him, the higher he soars.

One child of devil prayed yesterday that Dangote's refinery goes up in flames before 2022.

Funny enough, it is the same living God they are praying to for such calamity to befall same man He blessed.

Dangote, may you soar higher and higher while curse and more curse remain the portion of these descendants of Lucifer.

You're one of the reason nairaland is no longer attractive.comment filled with tribalism and hatred.. Shame on you and other tribalist on this forum.

And oshiomo-Ole wanted to force him on our throat.

Hugomexis:
I recently employed the services of a cleaner to come to my place to wash the curtains,clean the floor tiles and handle my clothes.

Generally,she's to oversee the general tidiness of my place.She comes twice in a week. The job I do strains me a lot so I do not have time to always clean my place as I'm always on the move.

Now this girl who's older than me,she's 25 has been giving off some very naughty vibes.She's been trying to get me to touch her.

Whenever I'm at home and she's doing her cleaning,she walks around in skimpy clothes.The other time,what she did was to allow the wrapper she tied around her chest to fall on the floor leaving her naked.

I saw everything as I was watching TV that day.She hurriedly picked up the wrapper,tied it while muttering some apologies.

She is pretty but she's not on my level.

I don't go around fvcking girls who work for me or fvcking girls who need my help.

There was one girl from my secondary school who was stranded one time.She had no place to stay.She called and I told her to come over to FESTAC to stay with me.She stayed for 3weeks with me.I didn't touch her or make any moves to do so even though she made moves to have sex with me numerous times during her stay with me.

What I told was that if the both of us were gonna have sex then she'll have to leave my place then come back so I'd be sure she came for an entirely different purpose.

I don't like taking advantage of women in vulnerable positions


This is what my cleaner is yet to understand.She has seen that I'm young,well to do and living alone that's why she's seducing me .She doesn't know my pe.nis doesn't get Hot for just any type of woman,it only gets Hot for women who I have no working relationship with or who I'm not directly responsible for.

Why did u employ pretty girl when you're living alone? You go still chop her if ur story is true anyway

HITdemUP:
Why sell something you can't consume to your fellow Africans? I think this is a Xenophobic attack on the unsuspecting buyers

Those WHO bought are the real problem

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FutureWRITER:
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kalu61:
An avid follower of Nairaland probably a decade ago will understand that Nairaland has lost her savours, interlectual caps and social media as the name goes. Those days as a teenager before l lost my account had men and women of substance whose wisdom and knowledge displayed on comments were another form of school. Even a passer-by will learn from every contribution made. Comments were rich in substance no matter the fallacies.

Comments were based on reasoning and not all this disrespect, insults, tribalism,hatred and teenagers masquerading daily which has made these gentle men and women go on ghost mood.

l agree that some of them are advanced in age now with families and may not be in and out of Nairaland but what happened to that culture?

These people were beyond just interlectuals but will assist you in almost everything. But look at Nairaland, these people who are highly placed in various governent agencies, NGOs and businesses by now that will be helping teenagers but are all on ghost mood.

The annoying part is how people now disrespect others for little or nothing. However, l pity the teenagers, undergraduates and graduates who failed to understand that some dudes here are millionaires and highly placed that can be of help.

This generation will know CAPLOCK. l miss you dude

Seun what happened? I think you deserve a piece of the blame for not policing this platform well. Some of your mods are highly compromised with enforcing and banning of a thing.

I missed the good old Nairaland.

The blame goes to the owner who allows tribalism grow wings..

TrueNigerian300:
You raised a very valid point, but then what is not foolish about how this country is run? When you answer that question you will know that anything is possible in this country. I do not want to believe they are spying on him as well, but when you look at the way everything is run in the country then nothing is impossible. If they can ambush him on Lagos-Ibadan expressway, then it is logical to believe they can spy on him.

You also made a very valid point.
I am begining to believe that ambush was staged by the same Sunday.. Sunday is not too big to be arrested by DSS..It makes no logical sense to send soldiers to spy on one civilian, no sense in that claim.I believe he is fighting a just course, but he should use his brain. On the same video I heard them saying the will hand the spies over to police and I wonder who control the police.. See,make this guy use sense

MrBachelor:
Even though the NA is a very useless entity, they wouldn't be stupid enough to spy on Mr. Sunday with personnel on uniform.

Mr. Sunday, whom I've come to admire for his guts, obviously raised a false alarm.

Is Sunday that big to the extent the federal government will have to spy on him before arresting him?This Sunday guy is being foolish. I was supporting him but it's seems illiteracy is setting in.

RealGboy:
I smiled and slept happily that night , No time to think the plan through I was so sure it was going to work .

I woke up the next day , packed my dirty bricklayer clothes inside one small bag plus some charcoal, with a big plastic of tap water then head straight to the Mad woman location..

Half way there , I changed my clothes to the dirty clothes and paint my face with charcoal ,.. yes if I was going to get this mad woman to give me her pants then I have to pretend to be Mad too.

Immediately I got to the house I was scared cos what if this mad woman con know say I just dey pretend?. but I summoned courage

I got there and saw her eating , immediately she saw me I started dancing for her and singing "chi chi will you marry me by Naira marley "....


She burst out laughing and replied ".who wan marry mad man like you"
..( wow my plan was working) ,I did some more Dance and told her

" Haba you know say na because of you I mad ,I'm madly in love with you "...
She burst out with more laughter and told me she can't marry me because she has a boyfriend .

Hearing this I was surprised, I asked her who her boyfriend is , she replied that his name is buhari , president Buhari .
Omo I burst into laughter too,no wonder our president dey behave like person wey mad true true ..

But I quickly pretended as if I was offended and begged her to please marry me , she did shakara again and said I should dance for her first ,..omo na so I resume my dancing and singing and she kept laughing ..

After a while she said " okay I will marry you but not today o come tomorrow"... Haba baby why not today ? She refused and told me to go and come tomorrow..I said okay ,I danced some more ,and left her place

Immediately I got to the main junction I had forgotten to remove my clothes and wash my black face , I noticed that people were staring strangely at me so I decided to take bike . The bike man stopped and was looking at me in a funny way , I told him I'm not insane and that I'm only coming from site cos I'm a labourer ,


He smiled and then tell me not to be angry saying he thought I was actually a mad person,I assured him I'm not .I got on his bike and he drove off..

Halfway home i realized I will have to pay the bike man and I didn't have any money ,
Another idea came to my head ,if he once thought you are mad why not prove him right ?.". The inner voice told me .

Na so I look the bikeman and while he was driving I gave him a dangerous bite on the back..he did not even wait to pack his bike before he jumped off and and started running away , screaming "Mad man o...na mad man I carry "...


I got up , changed my clothes , wash my face and proceeded to my house...


Wow what a day , I couldn't believe I did all that happened today ...

Well tomorrow the journey continues. I slept off again with empty stomach...





Typing

Thanks for making me start my day with laughter

Unityp:
Covenant University for that matter.Oyedepo go use this one set example for others

Nan oyedepo be court? How can he use the man to set example?

stupidmod4:
because u dey work for airtel and glo abi.

buhari dey try pass u

Glo sent me the message too,don't think his own is even cheap

nwabueze1999:
the car is very good inside,
it has been parked for like a year now.

But you non show the inside picture nan.

Aaaaarghmed:
But your aunt get mind o...this car don too old na and it's not clean anymore your dad for just buy Honda crv 1999 or any small sedan like baby boy or Camry 1999.the car looks like I must ride jeep by force car

The dad non dey see?why blaming aunt?

BUSHYANUS:
A 15 year old girl living in our house has been acting strange. She enters my bathroom and strips when I am there bathing. She does this when her parents are not around. She has done it twice and giving me greenlight but because she is underaged I can't bang her. I have advised her constantly and even threatened to report it to her parents but she keeps seducing me. Please, what should I do

You non dey lock ur door?

DarkJeddi:
This is pure theoretical jargon to confuse the unwary patient..
Cancer is not caused by an acidic environment..
That is a baseless conjecture..
The factors that gives rise to mutations are multifactorial..
Radiation,Viruses,Cytotoxic substances,genetic factors and PH are among the factors..
Singling out the body's acidity as the cause of mutations is a self serving lie..
Additionally you can only neutralize the body's acidity up to an extent and not to the extent of curing cancer..
The normal functions of the body runs within a narrow PH range and any adverse disruption of that range is a pathological condition..
So,you can't change the acidity of the body to the extent of killing off ALL cancer cells..
That is IMPOSSIBLE..
Saying Medics knows that changes to the PH cures cancer,this is one of the lies Marketeers use to promote their products..
The said Medics are human beings with relatives and both they and said relatives are victims of cancer too..
So how many of them have used the said cure to cure themselves or their relatives?
There are those who have seeked such alternative medicine cure..
You know what?
All of them with terminal cancer died at the end..
Steve Jobs,Bob Marley and Co all died of their cancer despite seeking out your said cure..

I never said acidic environment causes cancer,I only it's create a perfect environment for cancers to mutate..

DarkJeddi:
You do know that what makes cancer,cancer is its ability to metastasize?
Treatment of the sores of cancer is a far cry from treating cancer..
The cancer daughter cells that are lodged in the brain,liver,kidney,lungs and other sites,you think that it is that easy to eradicate them?

cancer cell are cells that mutate in a favorable Environment(acidic environment). Neutralize the acidity cancers will die off naturally. Medics knws this,but they will make less money if they start using such method to cure cancer

mysticwarrior:
we all know you are showing us a picture of two different breast, the other breast is already gone beyond remedy.

No,I am not showing 2 breast. I am not a marketer to even start with..What you saw is stemcell therapy in action. Don't let the medics deceive you,they know many alternative ways to cure diseases, but but the pharmaceutical will make less money if they embrace it,hence the continuous use of old lucrative method.. Now look again at the picture

November1857:
Lady Who Survived Cancer Causes Stir On Social Media After She Posted A Photo Of Her Scars



https://mobile.twitter.com/The_OfficialBiZ/status/1369651539707650049

Medicine needs to add altanative remedy to it's treatment method.. There are other ways to treat breast cancer without cutting off the breast.

Yomi4reel:
See embarrassment, side chic wahala, the wife almost burst head.



This incident happened in a supermarket when the side chic approached the guy with his wife beside him buying some food items at Abia.

The man tried to calm down to avoid beating but his wife resisted the public embarrassment the side chic trying to create.

What will you do if your were in that man shoes?

Watch the video here:https://wahalablog.com/curve-side-chic-embarrassed-a-man-and-his-wife-in-a-supermarket-because-of-money/

or here :https://www.instagram.com/tv/CMPI_4_ASqN/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

It's a prank..He just pranked his girlfriend

Emmadoc:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2021/03/return-of-4-2m-ill-gotten-money-not-welcome-in-uk-british-high-commissioner-to-nigeria/amp/

What about madueke?

StreetFight:
The Jagaban will crusg you all.

Ask Obasanjo, Goatluck, Atikuchukwu, Bode George, Adeseye Ogunelye, Funsho Williams.

Is it now a lifeless vegetable and his useless cabal that will fall the Jagaban?

Only God can fall or rise any human, Jagaban inclusive.

your country is a shit hole,and you shamelessly have the mouth to call ur politician jagaban,shame on you

I don't knw them..let's talk about Nigeria and forget this oyibo people

Pochettino:
We women should learn to show appreciation whenever a man takes risks on our behalf

They guy is foolish. What on earth would make a man do that, very foolish. The girl asked a good question, can you give me a baby?The idiot guy should have thought of that before doing that nonsense

ILoveDemMANNA:
Just as ur type worship Jonathan and his fellow thieves in his party looted this nation for 16 years and you are still worshipping him till today. You deserve whatever you are going through
now.. Shameless people supporting thieves

See this one,me glorify Jonathan,what's my business with any Nigeria politician? See how you switched to tribal card..Shame on you and your likes..You all are the reason Nigeria remain the way it is...Fcck you all,fcck all Nigeria leaders .

ILoveDemMANNA:
Many people go die on top jagaban matter sha.
One week, one jagaban issue for dem empty heads.

I swear.
I am telling you.
Many people go get hypertension upon Jagaban of the world matter.
Afobaje 1 of Africa.

If you ever get the chance to leave this country I bet you won't think twice, but your likes won't stop worshipping the fvckking leaders that turned your country to open concentration camp..you all deserve the leaders you have,shameless people.

Randy91:
Confidence Kee you and ur family there«

Mumu

Islie:
https://dailynigerian.com/sss-operatives-raid-bandit/

Nan DSS come work pass soldiers?