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odeebee: cos Ɣ☺ΰ know Ɣ☺ΰ'l pass even before †ђξ test abi? CandidateYes of course i knew. |
RoyalPurple: Abuja peeps, when is our interview coming up? Invites shud have started rolling in ooooNobody for Abuja has been invited for 1st interview as far as I know. I personally hope they'll leave the thing till early next month. But definitely they'll invite us soon. The HR manager said it shouldn't exceed two weeks when I approached him after the test. |
drlizzy: I share ur views.IMO they should have displayed the scores at the end of the exams since its CBT.Leave those thieves. From the moment i went to Ilorin for the CBT and came back, i knew the story would end like this. I don't know what stopped them from immediately showing the results of the test on the screen after you are done or at least to show some level of transparency, tell ppl to go online and check their results with their exam number. What criteria did the use for calling up people for interview then? You can't tell me its based on performance in the test cos there's nothing to prove that. They just want to make the entire thing seem free and fair by calling up a few ppl (who they probably wont even give the job) for interview but they are even doing a terrible job of that. This country is messed up and we just need God to save us from all the corruption. I think i'm done with this shit. I'm not hoping to be called again and i'm channelling my thoughts and energy into more productive and reasonable things. God will judge the people making this country uninhabitable for us youths. Peace |
Gombs: Hahhahahahaha...sorry for gross contempt towards your source of internet access n financial status...much apologiesLOL its a possibility. My apologies too. See ya. |
Gombs: At least I've got an IQ, and not dimwitted as it is with you. Mk sure you tnk mtn for your free MBs, and a lil advice for you too... use your time wisely-Go hustle 11k for your suitLOL don't worry. I've arranged for suit. Lol but don't sit on your armchair and try to guess the source of my internet access or my financial capabilities because you really have no idea and it would be a very short-sighted and immature thing to do. Besides if you had all the money in the world you won't be looking for a DB job. Truth is i dont like exchanging words with fellow niggas, its belittling. But still i can't sit back and watch niggaz ride my back. Its cool eitherway. See you at the interview. |
Gombs: SMH..if you are expecting a written war here, you'd wait for a long time. Anyways, I've sized up your mental capability/capacity, and I think you need dr phil or oprahIts obvious you have the intelligence quotient of a kangaroo. I'm done with you. |
henchyk: Nigga what the hell is wrong with you. Are you sick? Was i even talking to you? Do i know you from adam. Do you feel you can get cheap attention by attacking a post i wrote and subsequently my personality? Or is it an attempt from you to seem slightly learned to nairaland peepz seeing as an opportunity supposedly randomly presented itself? |
Gombs: Come on bro! Stop being insipid and illogical esp for no cogent reasonNigga what the hell is wrong with you. Are you sick? Was i even talking to you? Do i know you from adam. Do you feel you can get cheap attention by attacking a post i wrote and subsequently my personality? Or is it an attempt from you to seem slightly learned to nairaland peepz seeing as an opportunity supposedly randomly presented itself? I was replying a nigga who asked me a question and was not talking to you, m.u.p p.e.t... Plus i really dont see why you should pick a fight over something as trivial as me jokingly complaining to a fellow nairalander that i have no suit to wear for an interview. You are just an attention seeker, sorry. Its people like you that collectively make Nigeria what it is today... Steady thinking everything is a competition and always trying to undermine others. Please do not even quote me on here again if you have nothing reasonable to say to me. I admit my post about the questions the sunday peeps used was wrong but thats about it. Stop being immature. No one is competing with you and if my attention incidentally was all you were looking for from the start, congratulations. |
alasuomowei: &Mr man, the earlier you start making alternative arrangements for another job or going to Upper iweka in Onitsha to rent a shop, the better for you. Because this NIMC job has been casted and this is a fact. Its not even a matter of trying to be optimistic here, its good to face reality at times. The way i see you commenting on this thread like say na life and death, i dey pity for you o. You better condition your mind to accept the overwhelming possibility that this job may not work out. Even NIMC officials are crying that the slots the politicians left for them to put their friends and relatives is too small and you think they will allow somebody like you who does not even know anybody to further shorten their ration? I'll advise you to start sending your cv to other places or start thinking about how to start a trade because the fact is that few or no positions exist in NIMC for ppl like you who dont know anybody. Its just the country we are in. Sorry. |
bobjob: I also finished frm futo. Do u hv any idea of d number of people that passed d test conducted on sunday. We're u nw and wen do intend going to sch for ur degree cert.Dunno the total number but sunday peepz will have an undue advantage because DB used the same questions they used on saturday (which i honestly think is unfair to saturday peepz). I went to futo to collect my certificate today and after sending me virually through the whole school, i finally got it. About the interview, i'm prepping but i never still get suit wey i go wear. My instincts are telling me the abj interview will be tougher than that of Owerri but It is well. We shall all make it. |
bobjob: @henchyk. Its as thou u were reading my mind. We're in d same shoes. Wats d name of ur sch. I believe interviews will commence in less than two weeks time.Two weeks time is good for me. I finished from Futo. Sides, it would be nice to know those of us here that passed the DB Abuja test so we can work together in one accord, as the bible would put it. |
Seems Diamond bank Owerri is faster with this whole recruitment shii. My friend who wrote there finished everything from test to medicals within 3 weeks. Now im hearing there are ppl who wrote in Lagos in November abi September and still haven't concluded 2nd interview yet. I can imagine how depressing that can be. I just hope Abuja isnt going to waste my time like that. As for the discharge certificate ish, me ma don finish since october. I just have to use this time to travel to my school and get my degree certificate. Plus i no even get suit for interview. God dey sha. |
Rify: Yeaaaa! Just got my congratulatory message. Did my 1st and 2nd interview yesterday in owerri.Congratulations. I'm still waiting for 1st interview invite. Wrote on Saturday in Abuja. |
albacete: come bros, wetin bring dat talk naa? Na u be my papa wey u go dey rebuke me anyhow?I don't even have anything to say to you. Your rantings are at best, incoherent. |
How can you be looking for someone over the internet? Which one be where is chi chi and where is benson? Una nor get work? And when i saw the notification i thought it was an important and informative post. I no know say na chi chi person dey find. No mind me sha. I be trouble maker. |
stolak: hi guy,Oga abeg pipe low. I was never talking to you. Besides i am free to comment in any thread as long as it abides by house rules, and the last time i checked, rebuking a bunch of overzealous, blindly optimistic nairalanders does not go against house rules. So please mind your business. If you don't like my opinions then kindly ignore. If you are so blind to reality that you have completely chosen to ignore every attempt to make you realise that things are not what they seem to be, then fine and good, but don't even come up here to tell me not to comment on this thread. Are you the owner of Nairaland? Pls do not even annoy me. |
LOL all of you are making me laugh. Well, lemmi leave y'all to your blind optimism. Since reality is Now obviously lost to some people. |
Re-incarnation and time travel have no scientific basis so I don't know what all the hustle is about. I can assure you that there are more than one persons in the world who look almost exactly like you. Talk more of people from the past. This isn't even a story. |
linsa01: you shall be number 1 on dat list of weeping, followed by the so called realists on this thread.LOL don't be a prehistoric slowpoke I beg you in God's name. Its not compulsory to display your inbuilt foolishness. |
dominic eze: @Jayeris, i was once in ur shoes but by the grace of God am waiting 4 medicals, i did got an attestation letter 4rm my school in respect of my degree cert.that was nt available but surprisingly when i was being documented, d DB staff jst asked me wat it was for n i told him,he didnt even place any emphasis on it,so bro jst chill and approach them wit d originals of the ones u ve, probably they wil ask for it later,meanwhile i did my 1st n 2nd interview at owerri,awaitin medicals, God bless us allFrom what I've heard, the interviewers in Owerri are straight to the point. They do not have time to waste. If you passed the test and you are not schizophrenic, psychopathic, or an outright slowpoke then you'll scale thru the DB owerri interviews. I know guys that have made it down there and are done with medicals. I don't know how the Abuja interviews will be tho. |
LOL there shall be a lot of weeping. |
Rify: Finally I had my 1st and 2nd interview today in owerri. These people almost wanted to frustrate me but God pass them... *fingers crossed*What was it like ? What kind of questions ? Any physical examination like checking fingernails, socks, and undies ? Did they ask anything to test your knowledge of the bank ? Please answer. |
shiloh: Too many NEGATIVE PEOPLE don dey flood this thread,I think I will giv dis place a break before dey use dier negativity rub my body cos am a very positive and optimistic person!! So bad belle pple...take a chill pill!!Realism is underrated. You need to see things as they are sometimes. |
Levato: Uncle, im sure alot of people are not against whether u are in abj or owerri, wat people r angry abt is dat there r rather more fight and insult than contributions and it has been noticed that most of this kind of people are realtively new to the thread . So before u form an army calm down and stop using panadol for som1 else's problem, e fit cause liver damage. The way u'vbeen going in on people since yest has beentoo dramatic, so calmdown. Even if we leave im sure u'l still av alot of this people to thank eventually cos derz no tip uneed dat hasnt been discussed onthis thread. Weare not trying to fight hre, itsjust that alotof people are tired of correcting Those that are nt ready to listenBrother, what has my location even got to do with anything? And what do you mean by the way i've been going in on people? Anyway lemmi not start the entire drama again, there's no point. I'm waiting for more ppl to confirm their test success so we can know where to go from there. Those of you waiting for 2nd interview, i wish y'all the best. I hear that one is a mere formality so i don't think y'all should be too worried. Na us wey get work. |
LOL you people are funny. Please y'all should leave the thread if you want to and stop trying to make others feel inferior. Those of us that are relatively new to this whole shii will still find our way. Please if you passed the Abuja test and you are reading this, kindly indicate, make we know how many we dey. And then try to prepare on how to tackle the 1st interview. We will all make it IJN. And if you have gone for the Diamond bank 1st interview, succeeded, and are kind enough, you can help us by giving us tips. Its not a one-man journey. Thanks yo. |
Donnal: Diamond Bank paste names of successful peeps each day, it's their policy. No one is spreading rumors. When I did my test last year, I waited endlessly for a text buh never got any I had to check d list pasted at d bank. That was were I saw my name on success list. Ok!!!!!Its ok girl. That has long been resolved. I posted that because i didn't see the sense in pasting the names when you promised to send texts, especially considering that a lot of people have travelled back. Well anyway i just got my success text last night so i'm preparing for the next step. |
That old woman will not go and do something meaningful with her life. Cougar. |
tontons: wel i dnt knw wher 2 start 2 address u cos u ar stil short of d knowledge of my oga @ d top (God), hw cn HE help u?. @ dis ur stage in life u ar stil speakin forth negativity. So u dnt knw dat merit com frm God, n dat even in a country wher 'man knw man' dn dos wit merit stil hav dier way, so alwazs try 2 pass b4 u complain ok? Bt as 4 me i pas by GOD'S grace n bin cal witout knwin any man bt God. n Mgt of nimc so far my folo up dey ar credible,transparent etcThere is no difference between blind optimism and foolishness Mr man. Not everything that doesn't look optimistic to you is negativity. Ever heard of realism? I'm telling you what is obtainable in today's Nigeria and you are ranting about me being Negative. Anyway i've said my lot. Its early morning so i'll allow this shii rest. |
wizzy2021: when dey start giving the appointment letters... That time u will understand that all dis process all na wash. As u said, considering the issue of federal character in dis nimc job and other FG jobs, u will find out that at most 10 pple will b recruited from each state. How many local governments do u have in ur state, how many senators and house of remembers do u have in ur state, governors. All dis pple have interest in dis recruitment, just tell urslf d truth. By d time dey have shared it among demslves, like one or (WO slots go remain for merit if at all e go dey, dey can invite everyone that passed d test for interview just to make everyone blv d r Bn fair, but d truth remains that na pple wa Dem want Dem go gv d job, how will u kW now if u passed d test or not, or if everyone here attended the test. If u can remember inec, dey all claimed to havve gotten it not knowing anyone, but d truth b say all of Dem kW pple in high places. Some of us myt b lucky to get it on merit, but make we no too high our hopes, na FG job,make una kW forget say na 109 senators and 360 house of rep members plus 36 governors... All have interet in dis recruitment. All dos pple u saw on d board of d interview all get at least 2 slots each. So mk una calm down n see as tinx develop.My brother you hit the nail on the head. Free all these people that don't know how things work in this country. |
Please all this preaching is unnecessary. Nobody is a child here. Besides i didn't really see any major squabble that took place on this thread. One more thing, you can moan about the past posters that used to make the thread supposedly worth the while or you can contribute your own quota to making the thread meaningful again. Those people you are mentioning are gone and there aint no point whinning. Again, to the nigga calling other posters on here "Children, mannerless, and immature" that really says a lot about you. The kettle should not call the pot black. My point is that everybody should chill. Don't blow issues out of proportion. And if somehow you have gotten tired of the thread, you know what to do. Peace. |
Ah! Baba God thank you o! I don jump 1st hurdle. Please what's this thing about only 60 ppl out of 2000 passing? Well e no matter sha, i passed! Leggo! |
YES! Just got my TEXT!!! I made it!!!!! ![]() |

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