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Education / Re: JAMB Launches 10-Year Probe Of UTME, To Get Those That Cheated by HEnemona(m): 7:45am On Apr 23, 2019
These fools should address the issue of faulty computers and the missing 36 million! I weep for this place called Nigeria.
Romance / Re: Why Poor Guys Leave Their Longtime Girlfriends When They Become Rich by HEnemona(m): 5:44am On Apr 18, 2019
ANGELMARVE:
Absolute Nonsense.

A lady stuck by you when you were broke, now that you are Rich, you left the lady because in your words, "She has now become a liability"
So tell me why Goodluck Jonathan is still with patience Jonathan?

Are you more richer and educated than Goodluck Jonathan?


Yes!!! i know a woman must develop her own self, mentally, educationally or resourcefully but that do not mean that if she fails to meet the requirement guaranteed for your financial level, that you should dump her.

A real man will use his wealth to uplift his woman financially, educationally and transform her to your standard.
Thanks...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The 4 Common Types Of Graduates In Nigeria - Which One Are You? by HEnemona(m): 11:13pm On Mar 26, 2019
I am currently in school,300level precisely. I am confused as to what to do after school.I am really scared as I cannot afford to suffer through school and still suffer after school..I need advice abeg.
Jokes Etc / Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by HEnemona(m): 12:20am On Mar 20, 2019
teacherbim:
#Theworstbeatingofmylife happened in 1999 when I just finished my Waec and I was expecting letter from Waec because I also enrolled for G. C. E. On that unfortunate day,when I got home from lesson,I entered the room met my dad eating EBa, I greeted him but he didn't answer, he later asked me if I was expecting any letter I said yes, I was expecting a letter, my dad nodded his head and said very good, he handed the letter to me, called my elder brother and he asked me to start reading it loud, the letter was from a class mate of mine in Secondary school, it was a love letter, I started stuttering so dad was angry that at that age I'd started doing rubbish with boys, that he would show me pepper and that was the year I clocked 18yrs when I remember that, I told my dad'' daddy but it is an offense to open my letter because I've already clocked 18yrs.omg!that 18yrs I said was like a bomb with the EBa and ewedu hand, my dad gave me three thundering slaps and was asking what my age was, I kept saying pry 6,not quite long my mom came bk from market and asked what was happening my dad explained to him that I said I'd already clock 18yrs so I can fornicate with boys any how, ha! Mammi shouted aye mi nibs kilon he 18yrs,i received beating with her rubber slippers till it got cut. My dad later took me to my uncle that lived in the next street, immediately we got there my dad explained to him that I said I had clocked 18yrs oooo so I could fornicate with boys anyhow and that my uncle is very educated, he was also like 18 yes ke, meaning what? he called out his son to get him Koboko that was when the wife stopped him that he should not beat me at all. I can never forget the besting I received that and till now my elder brother still call me aunty 18yrs. Oh! African parents are tough and wonderful but I'm trying so hard not to be too tough on my kids
Lmao!
Romance / Re: Will She Marry Me? I'm 22, NCE Holder, She's 26, Doing Her Masters by HEnemona(m): 10:04pm On Mar 14, 2019
JamaicanLove:
undecided




Inferiority complex.



Don't marry her oooooo make another man wey sabi better thing come collect her from your hand.

Mtchewww
Yes,inferiority complex.But sincerely speaking,if you were in his shoes,shey inferiority complex no go catch you ni?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HEnemona(m): 8:13am On Jan 18, 2015
Mikuz or any other Admin---Pls set up a thread .....for Me vs Barz
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HEnemona(m): 1:51pm On Jan 17, 2015
Admins-yhu can use BARZ vs KING...Instead of tha name,it's l0nq.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HEnemona(m): 12:59pm On Jan 17, 2015
BARZ-Honourably AccepteD.

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Rap Battles / Re: Oldsync Vs Po-deep by HEnemona(m): 11:27am On Aug 01, 2014
0pen c/ΓΈ
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HEnemona(m): 7:00am On Jul 28, 2014
Henem0na Vs Teddybassi
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HEnemona(m): 6:03am On Jul 27, 2014
L0onat11k-i call y0u ouT!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HEnemona(m): 7:28am On Jul 24, 2014
Pik0,make una 0rqanise brawl between me and teddybassy.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HEnemona(m): 7:26am On Jul 24, 2014
I never flatter rats/
so it's pretty certain i'll batter wacks/
and d0 damage to this 'site',call it a cattaract/!!!!!

dats his problem/
his raps have a gibberish c0ncept/
to kill the muppet/i'll make his legs hit a pale,n0w he's kicked the bucket/!!!

In rap yhu claim y0u're balling/
c0nfirm fr0m 'm0rqan',yhu haven't discovered ya 'collin'/
n0 census can c0unt the am0unt of times dis thugs hand is fallin/!!!

Y0u're a kid,we kn0w/
i'm beast with fl0w/
when i slap em,i'll sh0w em 'sachet t0matoes' to makes dis 'g-know'//!!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HEnemona(m): 12:39pm On Jul 22, 2014
As i j0in/my rap's delights0me/stab a needle to his eyes to make em see my p0int/!

I've gat kids running/
s0 here's a brief warninq/take ya maths note,length *breath*height,c0s i spit v0lumes/!!!

They 'mark'ing my 'p0o',even in 'j0hns',it's kinda hard to get dis "shitty" kids off the bible/Y0u had better prepare to get naked,c0s at dis m0ment,yhu'll be striped off ya title/!!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HEnemona(m): 12:28pm On Jul 22, 2014
I c/o ya@teddy
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HEnemona(m): 12:21pm On Jul 22, 2014
I've c0me with my bars to scar this victim/
the gay is weeping/
als0 came with my literature textb0ok,so if he's the best,then they're sarcastically speaking/!!

My gestures aren't 'warm',i bring em in-salts/
to say he's nice with the 'p0rn',dat must be video rated eighteen plus/
when he rap,d shit sucks/
so we'll need a g0od shepherd to c0ntr0l dis 'in-fl0cks'/!!!

I'll start by crushing the criminal's pelvis/buh at his funeral,i wanna cut of his leqs,''be-feeting" funeral service/!!!

He's wrecked to the roots/he's destined to l0se/what an ill-fated shepherd he'll l0se his "herd" ,its the truth/!!!

Call it an 0xym0r0n,he's suffering and laughing at him self,c0mic pain/leave salvati0n to christ,i'm c0ming wif flames to make this f0ol 'burn again'/!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by HEnemona(m): 2:20am On Jul 09, 2014
My rhyme's h0tter/
the guy's shorter and his clan wonder/
when they b0ut to kill me,i'll cut em into pieces,call that man slaughter/!!


He'll show feets in passports,let em grab the picture/
even 'osuagwu' kn0ws this m0fo will never emerge the 'victor'/!

Why talk of 'losing',im 'binding' vets/
i'0n nid clocks to visit em with un'time'ly death/
im grinding heads/
so if he say 'they gat my back',then his spine is next/

his forefathers beckon but/
i'll chose to have a second thought/
so for stepping beyond his bounds,customs will have his leg chopped off/!!!

See the flaws of the mice/
its crystal clear his efforts are in 'vein' see blood on his eyes/
i'll cut his head,drop the nerd,put his head on a stake,now its the 'lord of the flies/!!!!

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