₦airaland Forum

Descartes:
The Awolowo of our time. Go Fayose the albatross to Tinubu and his puppets

Hero worshiping! ''I pity Ekiti state ''- OBJ

OrlandoOwoh:
When he comes to Ekiti State, he cuts fish and buys food stuff in the market, eats in Iya Basirat's buka, browses in public cybercafès and drinks palmwine in joints. Deceit at its peak.

Then when he returns from squadeering Ekiti state resources, he will run his mouth against PMB. Immunity will end sha!

Caption the pic! Not capture

A dude went to man's house to seek his daughter's hand in marriage. The man looked at him from hair to toe and asked him this question after thorough scrutiny Young man, what do you do for a living? The dude scratched his head briefly and managed to say the following ''Em, em, em, sir, actually I'm planning to go abroad''

GogetterMD:
With the new fixed price of #86.50 by PPPRA for dispensing fuel at private filling stations following the latest pricing review (without subsidy), be careful with the stations you patronise as many are now engaging in cutting corners.
Normally, many filling stations adjust their fuel pump to get even more profit, but now, with the new retail price, the adjustment is appalling! Went to a neighbourhood filling station and after initially refusing to sell in a keg, they reluctantly agreed to do so selling in through keg at #100/litre. As if that was not enough, a keg that normally takes 12L to fill up took 17 litres to do so on their fuel gauge. Then I suddenly realised why they refused to sell in kegs. Imagine how much they have ripped people off of. You wouldn't notice much if you are buying in your car fuel tank.
DPR is trying but they might be overworked and selective with their justice. Some complained that the only filling stations that the DPR sanctions/seals/dispense free fuel is where the request for a Greek gift (egunje) isn't met, which I have partially confirmed to be true.
Just be on the lookout for #endtime filling stations sha

Source: personal experience yesterday


Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Obinoscopy, Boda mi Seun

Na today? We don know tey.

Iyaomolere4:
It was a mild drama at Muritala mohammed international Airport today around 2:30pm Nigeria time when DSS and EFCC officers arrest former president Olusegun Obasanjo on his way out of the country. The former president who was said to wear a white Agbada with a black shoe was arrested by DSS with Hand cuff in his hand the moment he arrived at the airport this afternoon. As at time we are filling this report, former Governor of Lagos state Asiwaju Bola Amed Tinubu was also said to have been arrested by DSS in his residence no 26, Bourdilion road, Ikoyi Lagos. . The main reason for the arrest of these two prominent politician is yet to be Know but our source has it that EFCC and ICPC has sent different letters of invitation to former president Olusegun Obasanjo and TInubu due to different sorts of allegations which was leveled against them but they refuse to yields to their request. . Former president Olusegun Obasanjo was said to have involved in Herlibuton bribery case and according to the on going Investigation by the National assembly on power sector, an underground source has it that the former president was said to have embelzzle 570billion naira which was budget for the power sector from 2005-2007. . According to our conversation with one of the EFCC officer who refuse to revealed his name, he stated that Tinubu was said to have embelzzle 63billion from 1999-2007 when he was the former Governor of Lagos state. According to the source,Tinubu, his wife and his Lawyer are presently at EFCC headquarter in Abuja and the interrogation as commence immediately. Former president Olusegun Obasanjo was said to be on his way but his arrival is yet to be confirmed by the EFCC . The arrest of the two prominent politician is due to president Mohammadu Buhari Zero tolerance to corruption and his determinations to fight corruption not minding whose Ox is Gored. . As I was reading this news in my dream, My Younger Brother just Tap me at the back and Shout! TFK k You are dosing Off go and sleep in your room. Na so i enter my room ooooo and say make i share it. . Chai!!! Some people don get Hypertension.

Fake Op, just to get attention. Mods should have moved it to jokes section.

onomeasike:
Seun.It's not too late to send a a private email of'thank you' and recharge cards to all of us your faithful followers

Old boy, why did you cancel the recharge card now? Please modify. Lol!

Amein:
Where is NDLEA ?
Why has the price of weed become so cheap?
I think this man has been smoking in excess.
PMB we need standard rehab centers in this country.

Plus book a room for him at Aro psychiatric hospital. Insanity is smelling all around this weed smoker!

allthingsgood:
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We should be checking your own certificate. Cos how will someone who went to school be questioning how an army general has no certificate. Abandon this ridiculous idea already, election campaign is long over!

Yes please elections are over and please do not derail this thread!

Sabadon:
fowl are nt smiling :/

Yes oo. Doesn't want to end up in the stomach of the guy.

GraceBestowed:
[color=#CD3700] THIS is what I thought of when I saw the previous post asking whether it is wrong to dance freely in the church.

Whenever I am in the presence of God, I have no inhibitions and I give Him my all, this includes my praise in the form of dancing. People can think whatever they want to think. David danced and his wife despised him in her heart because of his expression of praise to God. What did God do? He shut her womb!

With us being intelligent people, we should know HOW to dance in the presence of The Lord. Gyrating and dancing in a sexually provocative manner is a no no and should be saved for the bedroom with your husband/wife not your fellow church goers! [/color]

Very correct. Twerking is a worldly dance and should not be found in any church worth it's salt.

panachuku:
Cool, to those critic pls not he didnt use d money to buy jet, phantom, range rover and oda tins. Used it to bring tourism to his village. Surely pple wud come to visit d statue, hotels , traders and oda businesses wud boom in his village. Correct man

Will people pay to [s]

panachuku:
Cool, to those critic pls not he didnt use d money to buy jet, phantom, range rover and oda tins. Used it to bring tourism to his village. Surely pple wud come to visit d statue, hotels , traders and oda businesses wud boom in his village. Correct man

Will people pay to [/s]

panachuku:
Cool, to those critic pls not he didnt use d money to buy jet, phantom, range rover and oda tins. Used it to bring tourism to his village. Surely pple wud come to visit d statue, hotels , traders and oda businesses wud boom in his village. Correct man

Will people pay to worship sorry view this statute? So how will it boost tourism?

dacovajnr:
ain't you a bronzegoddess yourself which qualifies you as a statue

True talk!

lielbree:
Why do I feel sorry for this kid?

Because the kid will eat snakes and undies!

GstringAngela:
Sheikh El-ZakZaky should be released forthwith. Nnamdi Kanu can rot in prison

Why the discrimination sis? Both are terrorists and their followers fanatics if you know what I mean. Them fit drink panadol for their leader headache!

ORACLE1975:
Another madness

Please let somebody come and take this man to Aro psychiatric hospital or the nearest mental home before it gets out of hand. Who told him these people are being planned to be killed?

ylordy:
bro you still have a lot to learn.

His post is in response to the question ''what do you know about christianity'' so what's your own? Tell us your response to that same question, please.

hungryboy:
i know of a boy born in a manger to a virgin named Mary and a carpenter Joseph,
I know that the boy grew up to be a great guy, helping the poor, curing the sick, raising the dead etc,
I know that he also drove the money grubbers out of the temple,
I know that if he wanted to put a price tag on his miracles, he will be richer than 10 Bill Gates,
I know of a man who didn't preach tithes and Gate fees at church gatherings,
And his name was and is still is
Jesus Christ

Bro. thank you for this. You forgot to tell him that this Jesus died for our sins and also coming again very soon to take away with him the righteous. Well done bro. People should not be applauding materialism!

Zico5:
Funny, anytime I remember this woman, I always feel that life is just for a very short time. Make good use of little opportunity u have cos today may be for u, tomorrow is for others. I wonder why her sudden silence after living as if there will be no tomorrows. This is a great lesson for us all, nothing last long. May God give us the wisdom to live right.

Please , please, leave mama peace aka jesus of Wike alone. Life is still ''sweeting'' her. Lol!

ContactMegaMan:
That is mama peace chilling

Yes o. Enjoying her retirement as Permanent Secretary!

Tunami:
arab mama, the jesus of nyesom wike.

Thanks my guy for this quotable quote. I go dey use am now but I go acknowledge you sha. I no dey plagiarize. I am a good citizen of NL. jesus of nyesom wike. Lol!

cruzita:
only u talk and only u laugh.na only u waka come?

Hey that quote belongs to mama peace oo. The mama dey enjoy her retirement jare

Rose2014:
You kuku know me na. I'll go and dig out where either you or your Trucky brother were making categorical statements that there are no Igbos in SS and were being cheered by people from (you know where)
I'll be right back

Well said. Come back. We are waiting for you.

TonyeBarcanista:
Buhari didn't mention South South na, he only mentioned people of Delta north that are partly Igbo that is Kachukwu and Emefiele. If you say Delta North ar Igbos, well I don't think any Urhoboman or Ijawman will bother to contest with you. But going beyond that is moving beyond boundary






BTW: Happy New Year 2016

Well said, my brother. They are just insatiable!

Ecoterrorism:
Your story is about stupid pictures that doesn't add anything to our lives

Abeg nor blame my sis. viviangist. Blame the NL guys(you know them now) that moved this bullshit called funny to FP.

menix:
#1: The young men on booths re Biafrans but 2024 I doubt..

#4: Certainly I know the bank is no other but Stanbic IBTC..

#5: Certainly but not in Nigeria again.

#6: Certainly the CBN gov is a goner but after this current tenure. Alison Madueke is certainly the minister with the health issues.

#13: I don't need an Octopus to know it's South Africa..

#15: Big Lie cous crude price will certainly crash..

#18: some might say MEND but NO, it's Biafran agitation.

#19: Very True

#25: Certainly bank robbery will increase, buhari having shut the doors of money looting nd free circulation of Awoof money..

#26: Benue State of course..

Onye nwere Nti ya Nu....(He who ears let him hear"

Na waoo. Is this one your own prediction? Your #4 may not be right. I strongly suspect Ecobank.