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feldido:
One Man's blues can be another man's ragae

I beg your pardon. If you go for her, just know that a Jezebel or Delilah will be sharing your bedroom with you!

APCLyingBastard:
I can bet my left nut that this budget will rise to 9 trillion before the end of 2016.

A supplementary budget will be passed before June.

Mark my words

Prophet of doom!

Eledan:
Is this Asaba town or a suburb village?
Asaba as a capital was more of bottom power than any potential as a state capital.

Off topic abi make I report you to Mods?

TonyeBarcanista:
Oboy na serious matter be this and you de sip drink?

Old boy, leave am to sip drink provided it is not alcoholic. Life don tire everybody. Everything na him them dey bring in politics

modath:
You didn't pay attention to the "almost"..

There you go again! Almost what? Cerebral personalities can flock together you know.

libertyfather:
Waiting for hin brother Fayose

Where you dey? The madman has started having his verbal diarrhoea!

fromnigeria:



this is another nonsense i don't undestand in this generation.
That a human being will be dying and another human will have the courage and heart to snap him/her.


Nonsense. It total rubbish. And must stop.

Rubbish.. Too bad

Why this? And you will be the first to scream photo, we can't see any pics when a post comes without photographs. Please note that photograph is the icing on the cake in social media.

Dear sir, I am writing you this letter using Nairaland forum because of the wide reach of this forum. Well, if you do not normally access this forum, I am sure your media team will get access to it and it will eventually get to you.
First, I'll like to congratulate you on your well deserved appointment. I do not envy you at all. Suffice it to say that at the end of your tenure, if you are able to deliver to Nigerians credible elections then you would have written your name in marble.
Sir, it is on this premise(delivery of credible elections) that I write to you. Specifically, I want to point out one serious flaw in the election process. I am talking about the result sheet. It is a known fact that whoever is in possession of the result sheet holds the ace to determine the winner. I remember very well in the last election when a sitting governor ''commandeered'' result sheets after settling the state REC. In another instance, a governor refused to vote because of the abscence of result sheets in polling stations. What happened to the result sheets? In this regard, I want to advise that the serial numbers on these sheets should be EMBOSSED on the sheets and not just printed on them. This is to prevent what happened in one of the south western states when dummies(coloured photocopies of the result sheets) were given to officials and the original copies are carefully doctored and filled in a convenient place. In order to '' chop and clean mouth'' their figures were tallied by multiple thumb printing and the ballot boxes swapped at the appropriate time with security cover given by allowing only marked vehicles to move them around. The result is fool proof!
Sir, if this important loop hole is blocked, results will be credible. Let me just add that all officiating persons must be aware that any result sheet that is not embossed must be considered fake and alarm raised immediately.
I wish you the best in your new assignment.

Jokay07:
I only pity the people of Ekiti state.

That quote belongs to papa OBJ. You better acknowledge him or I will report to the moderator that you plagiarized. Lol! Seriously, I pity the people of Ekiti state. The problem is that when his time is up and he is to be apprehended, he will dodge through foot paths and escape through our porous borders.

modath:
Don't ask, won't tell.. .... *Almost*

You can tell because on nairaland you are anonymous unless you decide to release your identity.

excellentmomma:
Amusu abi Amousun scales thru tribunal, oh victory for democracy, Akpabio scales thru, dollars in action right? Anyway that shows how judiciary under buhari has turned to the highest bidder.

E don tay when e start! Why do you think that some judges hustle for tribunal appointments? Ask the Delta tribunal members! I hear say na 3b and they have not denied it otherwise we would have seen court papers flying around suing for libel of course!

NavierStokes:
Numbskull, is the NDDC within the Ministry of Niger Delta Affairs?
And for the wailing term, its already obsolete because everyone now is wailing, some in the open others like you, in their closet. Even the government now is subtly wailing so try another term.

Sorry for you. That woman was put there because she is competent. By the way, so you do not know that NDDC is a parastatal under that ministry? Dummy, continue to wail!

DeviIhimself:
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Rubbish just like they succeeded in Bayelsa

remember army fears militants

Ehenn, I said it. Instead of going into an election by appealing to people to vote for you, you want to use militants. I thought Wike said he is popular. Forget the Bayelsa case. They have learnt their lesson and they will never ''under-deploy''security. No go die for nothing. Egbesu may fail you.

tunex23:
I need 5 bottle of Orijin to celebrate this!! Don't ask me why....

Please try something else that is non-alcoholic!

DeviIhimself:
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now that it's over for Bayelsa you are now focused in rivers Hehehehehehe expect more humiliation more than Bayelsa because Wike is taking a crash course on politics 311(thuggery rigging resistance)

no oyel state for hapecee
can't you guys learn that SE/SS hates apc
can't you understand that not everyone is Gej
i taught Dickson the commando have taught you guys and your useless Jagaban lesson

how about your ngeneukwenu moniker

Man, you must be joking! Expect enough security men to counter the plans of Wike's ''ex militant'' acting governor to unleash the horror they imposed on the people of Rivers state in the last election.

suxkill:
Very soon bubu and APC will dissolve Nigeria!!!

Dissolve Nigeria! My friend, if you have nothing to say just do like some of our senators who are there to say ayes and nay!

NavierStokes:
Is your Amaechi's hands clean, typical APC "sophisticated zombie". If the news is true, then Ibim has been brought in to secure a channel of funding for the Rivers election re-run.

Ehhen, is that so? Just like Wike has brought his stooge as speaker to secure a channel of funding for the re-run when (not if) he becomes acting Governor.

cleatoris:
Typical PDP apologist.
Every government position is an avenue for you to loot. No mentality for selfless service.

SMH for you.

You just said my mind!

NavierStokes:
Amaechi now in charge of the Commission, Another avenue to loot. APC chainnnnnnn

If you have nothing to say, you may as well keep quiet. Do you know there is a ministry called Ministry of Niger Delta Affairs and it has a minister. So Amaechi is now in charge of that Ministry abi. Unrepentant wailers!

VintageCocktail:
These are the kinds of frivolous spendings that infuriated the French into sending their aristocrats to the guillotines.
Nigerian revolution if care is not taken will be around the corner.
Good men does nothing and crimes continue to multiply.

Good men do nothing.........

Mods, why now? This should go to jokes section.

Please be careful of what you consume at parties. For sometime now, I have noticed that I usually develop diarrhoea(frequent stooling) with some abdominal cramps after eating food at a public function. The last episode was on Saturday 19th December. As usual, after eating what seemed a sumptuous meal, the symptoms started about 16 hours later. To cut short the story, I could not conclude Sunday church service because of the call of nature! Well, I have vowed that never will I eat at such parties again. I think the culprit is the jolof rice, because of the way they grind the ingrediends commercially in the market.

hopelink1:
Was he also called to the bar?

Walai, you are very funny! Well he was called to a kabu-kabu joint!

eightsin:
This dangote housa drivers will never take caution

Haba, op did not say it is Dagote truck now. I pray God should take control.

Bro, you are on point jor! We need it but I doubt whether we can get ours in Delta state.

What do you expect? Remember Ekitigate, General Momoh, uncle Koro and the other uncle(senator) from Osun state. The day of reckoning is near. Nonsense!

ddippset:
I only have one question. When are they going to open up the books of the ministry of education? Let's see how much oga wike embezzled na!

Bro, just relax, still loading. By the time his immunity expires after the supreme court judgement, e go know how far.

Demmocrats:
This is the only lady that needs to end up in prison without even trial, one of the most corrupt ladies in Nigeria. Nothing Good has ever come out of the Lady.

Ah,ah, how can you be so sure? With so much dollars stached away, only God knows what she can do. Do you know that dollar wonder made her win her cases at the tribunals? What about bottom power?

modath:
#epic

Tuale for your "borners" .. dem finish work.

Democracy sometimes also involve "sampling all the amala joints in ekiti + sipping moet"

Hahahaha, are you a literature teacher or lecturer? You are very good at using satires. Are you younger brother to uncle Reuben Abati of the Guardian newspapers? You forgot to add that Democracy is also about beating up high court judges and blocking highways with buses to prevent impeachment. Idiotic governor!

bet9ja:
Where is lalastica? I know this post won't get to the front page since its not from VIVIANGIST.

Not really because it is not from her.. Actually some people like me have accused him of being compromised by posting flimsy Fayose's issues on FP. Posts such as cutting meat in the kitchen or cutting fish in the market or eating amala in the buka and others. He is playing safe!

Chukzyfcb:
Hmmm.....I never knew that, thanks tho. Will update my knowledge base on that. Seems you must be a medical student or praticising one or ...?

Ah, Ah, are you so gullible? Op is neither a medical student nor practising whatever, you mean doctor? No now. He is just giving us food for thought. All these things are far-fetched.

My dear go for it. You said you have already been admitted. There is no discrimination whatsoever as a result of age. Whoever advises you to go for Phd is not doing you any good. After getting a Phd, you start searching for a job in the University of ?Lagbaja instead of starting a practice if no job is forth coming? By the way, I thought you were requesting for advice from medical doctors in the house. So what was that? Was it from one of them or rather one of us?