₦airaland Forum

Spybradd:
and yet yall are fighting,farting,constipating and convulsing for them not to go, and be on their own, and away from you..disgusting.

I beg my brother we love them. They should please not go from the big family ?zoo called Nigeria. We still dey enjoy their Made in Aba, Nnewi and Onitsha goods minus the fake/adulterated ones sha.

kings09:
Oya. It's time 2 blame Buhari

Na today? Baba has developed thick skin jare.

bedspread:
omo! Sweet news! I LOVE APPEAL COURT!
I LOVE CHANNELS FOR BREAKING DIS!
I LOVE THIS OP FOR PUTTING THIS UP!
I LOVE NAIRALAND!

I HOPE NO SUPREME COURT WOULD CANCEL THIS JUDGMENT!

FRESH AIR TO ABIANS!!!!!!

Ehen, true true, the man can appeal to Supreme court oo. Who will surrounder just like that when he is already enjoying the incumbency sweet breeze? No one. Ask Uncle Wike(d) of Rivers and he will tell you.

kolawaxxy:
I feel so honored to be on the front-page All of
my hard work and dedication has finally paid off.
Getting the top comment has been a dream of
mine for many years, and I would like to thank
those who have helped me along the way. Next I
would like to thank my parents. I want to thank
my frnd kam's cat, for being really fat and always
there for me. I would also like to thank my pet
tadpol for surviving against all odds for over a
week.Next I would like to thank the squirrel that
lives in my backyard for climbing trees because
that gives me inspiration that I need to get
through the day. This is a special moment in my
life and I would like to thank any of my
unmentioned friends and family that have helped
me along the way. This moment will be a moment
that I will never forget. I just remmembered a few
other people I would like to thank; nairalanf, the
fish I caught in pry 3, my lightin my
room bc I wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard
without it, the internet for letting me come on nairaland, my house because without it I would be
homeless, and last but not least I would like to
thank all the people out there that actually took
time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress
how much of a big deal to me thisis. I have been
trying to be on the frontpage of a post for
years, but that has not been possible until this
amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will
continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion.
If you asked how I did this, I would say, you can
achieveanything u set your mind on. To all the
kids out there reading this, I would like to tell
them to follow their dreams. Being on the frontpage is amazing, thank you everyone.

Ah, ah, the vote of thanks was too long. To God be the glory would have been just fine. Congratulations my man. Hope the powers that be on Nairaland will one day do same to me. Smiles!

KwoiZabo:
Great News. SE states are not smiling at all. we have 5 states with 3 different political party, the rest of the country has 31 States with only 2 parties. That's political Maturity. I wish other regions will borrow a leaf a sack any political party/candidate that doesn't perform whether it is their Baba's (thief.nubu) political party.

Your comment was O.k but for the last sentence. Mixture of thieves, rogues and pen robbers all in one region(SE). By the way, what will Fayose and Metuh say to this?

fratermathy:
Atleast those who think our President is influencing the Judiciary can now rest in peace!

Like Fayose, Metuh and of course FFK!

merbenko:
Up DDI. PDP 1 vs APC1. Waiting for final round at Supreme court

Well done Mr. Referee! Next. Inform us when you are ready

Karlovich:
Tell president west germany, he promised to sanitize nigeria

You sef, you no know say the man na old man? 73 is no joke oo. Abeg lef am jare until somebody as young as Obama comes in 2019 to call the name of madam Germany properly.

Sall:
If you take this ffk words serious you are on your own and foolish as well

This is the best comment yet on this thread. Anybody who takes FFK serious needs to be examined to confirm or deny insanity or may be to rule out ordinary foolishness.

BekeeBuAgbara:
The type of change people are receiving from Mr Buhari?

Yes o. The type that GEJ caused us to decide to do. Old boy, try to live with this till 2019 or are you wishing him dead like Fayose?

ddippset:
and I am sure if pdp wins; then its victory for democracy and democracy is the last hope of the common man but if apc wins then baba is killing democracy in this country, you have lost hope in the judiciáry. Abi?

You are right my brother. Then it will be time for Fayose to open his d--ty mouth again to spew nonsense and of course our brother will move it to FP. I don tire for this country.

blazetitov:
I hope this there will be closure in this case once and for all. If Mama Taraba wins, God will help her in running that state because some people had vowed not to allow a woman rule them.

Eeen, they should have started from the time of her nomination. Too late. This is purely a judicial matter. All those threats are bull shit.

Freiden:
LMAO....Is she really a thief ??

Yes now. Do you have another name for this despicable act of hers?

Omenkata:
and he's inspecting a project

shame to haters especially TonyeBarcanista

Fayose the oshokomole of yoruba land the man his great deeds and achievements supercedes that of awolowo and any yeroba leader dead or alive

kudos to the people's governor

Your haters will all die Insha'Allah amin

More shame to those that posted this bullshit on FP. Next will be Fayose commissionng amala and ewedu joint. Nonsense!

cheddahboy:
Was Part of the Team that Tracked this Mudafucka down!

Y'all Corrupt Officials should be on your Toes.

2016...We Bringing Fire!

Are you for real? or you just want to be part of the success story?

cheddahboy:
Was Part of the Team that Tracked this Mudafucka down!

Y'all Corrupt Officials should be on your Toes.

2016...We Bringing Fire!

Are you for real? or you just want to part of the success story?

blizard44:
We happen not to be hearing from our one and only Clifford Ordia.

I suppose he's the senator representing my home constituency.

Don't worry. When it is time to say Ayes or Nay, his hands will be up. Lol

greatness22:
No shaking bro. my appologies too.

Thanks

greatness22:
AKUYA!!! I see that you don't have a good sense of humour.

Sorry my guy. No offence meant. My apologies please. Did not occur to me that it was meant to be humour.

greatness22:
I believe this blockbuster is from the stables of Wale Adenuga Production. **sips hollandia yoghurt**

The op just told us it's a true life story dundy!

TOEZOFFICIAL:
Design and Construction of Vice President's
Residence.... 3,145,185,569, Honorarium & Sitting Allowance (Mr President) -
N307,644,034, Purchase of BMW Saloon Cars- N3,630,000,000...N714,540,706,197 budgeted for president Buhari's
travels in 2016. A glimpse of next yr's budget...letx continue talking bout koro wen d new thieves n d block go de steal dia own!

My dear, stop derailing this thread. We are talking about Koro and his incoherent response in this thread. No mention of #Dasukigate and whether he knows anything about those companies quoted. Uncle Koro, please come out clean, not threats of litigations because you cannot go very far in that direction. These people have HARD facts!

faith551:
You should probably pay you electricity bills, if there was light she wouldn't use the gas to boil water in an electric jug

Sensible comment! Could it be that there is no kettle or pot in the house? The chic must be daft sha

scriib:
Mehn!! These dudes.. 2 months ago you cut ponmo. Last month you cut fish. This month you're checking your badoo account in the cybercafe. 3 months ago okorocha bought akara.
A few weeks back amaechi passed through the airport and took a selfie. Lai mohammed did press up for us while bombs were killing people. Dino melaye drank expensive wine and reminded us of his cars some days ago.
Ah! I forgot that ben bruce bought wrapper and stockfish for his village women. Above all our papa the president toured the world and later attended marriage owambe at atiku's mansion.
Meanwyl in other news fuel price is still 140. The economy is still crumbling. Workers are striking and salaries are about to be reduced. My boxers are dirty let me go and wash them

Hahahahaha, old boy na waoo, but why now? You forgot the one captioned '' Fayose eating amala in local food joint'' and ''Fayose riding okada to inaugurate House of Assembly'' Nonsense!

specco:
Haters should take it easy. It is very obvious that this man is on ground and well liked in his state (ekiti).
●The first man to defeat two sitting governors(adebayo 2003, fayemi 2014). No mean feat!
●His influence swept away all 23 apc HOA members replacing them with Pdp members
●All 3 apc senators lost to his Pdp candidates even this year.
They saw in him a good leader and he's performing. Nothing in the constitution bars him from the mkt place or a cyber cafe or any other place.

Can you just hear yourself? Do you know the origin of the word ''Ekitigate''? Do you mean because the people love Fayose so much that they jettisoned all their 3 senators and all HOR members for amateurs? Man grow up and shun fanaticism.

carinmom:
This man is a clown, i only pity those that consider him their hero. Governance gone to the dogs.

Gbam! You got it! ''I only pity the people of Ekiti state'' - OBJ. I also feel sorry for the Mod that put this on FP. Money changing hands abi? Hell is real my brother!

Bevista:
You are still not getting it bro.
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The objective of the investigations is not about election funding, it is about mismanagement of security funds by the ONSA. The only reason why elections funding is mentioned is because the funds from the ONSA has been traced to it. Except you can tell me which APC member and state benefited from the sludge funds from the ONSA.

God bless you my brother. I wanted to say the same thing but you have said my mind. All these wailers who are quick to mention Amaechi and Fashola in the funding of APC campaign should know that APC was not heading the Federal government at that time. The probe is a Federal government probe and we must get to the root of the matter.

modath:
You are a literati? Sums up Atiku to a T !!!

Atiku cannot differentiate between deus ex machina & manipulating one's way to glory!!

In his warped mind, the end will justify the means.


Cc henovy ..

Some people are just overambitious. They do not want Godswill to be done. Herein lies one of the disadvantages of prophesy. If the guy just did his job well and continued to be loyal, who knows, his destiny to become president would have materialized.

cutebobo:
I need to read first before commenting


Back to the topic. Please all moderators, must every trash reach the frontpage.

The most annoying part is that good write-up by highly intellectual people would not be brought to the frontpage.

Less I forget, who is this lasticalasita or whatsoever you call the person

Jeje now. One day your post will be on FP especially if it is very interesting and of public interest not necessarily cerebral. Have patience my guy.

Sunnycliff:
Cant this write up possess grammatical mechanical accuracy eeh?? Serving a palatable meal in a very dirty and broken dish! #sulks

Haba, English master! But some of us understand the contents. Please accept the message even if you do not accept the messenger, even sef if the message is delivered in Wazobia language.

kombats:
Sometime i dont blame some atheist na all this rubbish cos am d best thing na wey person dey pray for him house jeje

Bro. that is not a good decision. Please go to church but a bible believing one, not those that specialize in miracles without preaching holiness.

mzvyne:
Bros, ur topic is misleading.

Bro, it was meant to catch your attention. You remember the thread on sometime ago on ''part of the sky fell down in Lagos'' On opening it, it talked about a lost phone and soliciting for a used phone from nairalanders! Haha, but it got peoples' attention.

decatalyst:
Now i get it! Because some act silly and bereaved of sound judgement, you should also follow the same path? Smh.

"such help may not be gotten physically...in hospital" Did you just write that?


Over all, this is kinda amusing tho'

Now you are talking sense. It was meant to amuse. No help was actually solicited except only as the caption depicted. No offence meant please.