YungTemy:
I found it hard to sleep that very night. I kept rolling on my bed as scenes of that very day kept replaying itself at the back of my head.
''why would Juliet stoop so low into having sex with that Idiot, Emafidon. Gosh! This babe don fall my hand, I swear'' I said quietly.
I observed my phone vibrate, I checked the caller's ID and it was no other person but ''Juliet''. This should be like the 15th time that Juliet had dialed my number but still yet I refused to pick because I saw no reason to.
I managed to get some rest but before I did, I dialed Mayson and Thompsons numbers, but they were both unavailable. These guys were actually in the best position to put my mind at ease. They were both my buddies and my companion. My brother wasn't around, he was probably in his friend or girlfriends house, so I just laid right there on my bed all alone, watching the ceiling fan roll and counting the ceiling.
''I hope these guys are okay o'' I thought as I folded myself in my huge blanket. ''I hope they don release Thompson and Smart from the military custody. Chai! If them never release them, their own don finish o. Sojo go too drill them''.
I prayed silently. Mayson had escaped but I wondered why he switched off his phone.
I slept off unknowingly, only to wake up around 8am in the morning.
''Jesus I don late O'' I said aloud as I jumped off from the bed to the bathroom to take my bathe. I was suppose have a compulsory test by 9am which carries about 30 marks, missing the test was like missing an Exam.
I took my bucket and headed to the well to fetch water.
''Bros, good morning o'' Emafidon hailed me. I looked towards the direction where his voice was coming from, and there he was, sitting on a long bench outside, a sachet of water in his left hand, a toothbrush on his right hand and beside him was a huge ''orobo'' babe, three times my size with a huge Ukwu. Her Ukwu almost fit the entire bench, if care wasnt taken, Emafidon could have fallen off.
''Bros... I hailo'' I said. I was still angry at him but I was shocked by this new development.
''wetin be this!!!'' I said inwardly. ''wetin this guy carry come house this early mo mo (Morning)''.
I waved at the lady with a smile on my face. She smiled back at me, revealing her wide window teeth.
I fetched my water in no time and hurriedly hopped into the batheroom to take my shower. After I had gotten ready for school, I went into the kitchen to prepare the remaining noodles which I hid from my brother. Well,
My brother TY, was a voracious eater. The dude could finish a a huge bowl of eba and still wouldn't be satisfied. The carton of noodles which I bought, my brother had almost consumed everything, so I decided to keep the remaining two noodles in a safe corner were he wouldn't be able to reach but Lo and behold, my noodles were gone.
''am I seeing double abi, wetin dey happen where my noodles?'' I asked rhetorically. I searched the entire corner of the kitchen but I still wasn't able to find it.
''JESUS!!! Wetin dey xup, who con move my level na'' I wondered. I was dead hungry, I just couldn't go to school with an empty belly and sadly enough, I was getting late for school.
''God please, I hope it's not my brother that consumed my noodles o'' I prayed silently. I dialed my brothers number, within seconds he picked his phone.
TY: Bro good morning.
Me: No good morning me. You carry my indomie?
TY: hello brother you say?
Me: you carry my indomie. Na simple question I dey ask you?
TY: hello hello
Me: see guy, I dey hear you wella for here o. So no reason say na network or anything.
TY: bros, your voice no clear for phone.
Me: okay. You carry my indomie.
TY: chai! This network bad o. Bros I go call you back.
Me: if you hang up this call... If you dare hang up.
TY: ....
Me: Hello Hello... This boy hang up for my ear. I go show you pepper.
I needed no more explanation, it was obvious, that my little brother had eaten my noodles. But what could I do... Nothing.
I switched off my lights, carried my book and locked the door. While, I was on my way to school, my phone rang yet again and it was no other person but Juliet.. I decided to pick her phone to at least hear whatever she had to say.
Juliet: Hello.. Temy
Me: yeh! I can hear you. How may I help you.
Juliet: please, let's see.
Me: why, wetin we wan discuss.
Juliet: please relax. We just need to talk about us.
Me: ''Us''... There's no us o.
Juliet: Temy please.
Me: we have nothing to discuss
Juliet: yes we have alot. Babe, please. Just once.
Me: no problem. Lets see in school. I have a test and I'm running late.
Juliet: okay. Bye.

Damibiz:
Oh shango thank u for answering our prayers.Temy my guy re u more than welcome,kontinue za good work

Hadampson:
Waiting patiently for an update... yungtemy d pus*y guy come update o, ur guys are waiting.

@henryderek, been choked up with work jawe nd alot of stories to read u know. I no fit forget u nah, U na oga, i throway salute o

YungTemy:

Henryderek thanks mehn. You too much. How are you doing?.. Hope yo good?.


Where xolocious con dey na abi e don run go Italy?

YungTemy:
morning boss. And Ryt now, I don give up on girls. #TRUEFact

YungTemy:

no be lie, but I hear say for March Dubai 5 star hotels dey always full o. How bout Las Vegas.. Na just suggestion o, but anyhow sha. I go sponsor Angelinastto and Yewandequeen flight ticket.

YungTemy:
Hadampson and Henrydarek how una two birthday wan be na.. Hope say na sharaton or Eko hotel and suite we go celebrate am.

Don't worry, I go help una organise enough babe. Leave that to me.

Happy birthday in Advance. Una go ''march'' comot for recession this year.
Amen

Hadampson:
Same here bro.. hw march go be nah?

Hadampson:
Hey b.day mate.. aw iz u?

Hadampson:
No i haven't.. ama march born o .. am doin gud. bro i hear say u don leave yewandequeen 4 dtobs.. iz diz aw una go end una relationship??

YungTemy:


Ahh! World War 2 abi? E JoOr. Lol