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Dysfunctional12:
Ogun kill you

Amadioha rip your dysfunctional balls,heart and intestines out sacrificially.

Dysfunctional12:
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Ewu

Dysfunctional aturu!

Okay
We are here waiting.
But I hope it does sef abeg.

Dysfunctional12:
If you don't have anything better to say just pass, stupid post

If you don't see any better thing in my post,then I'm sorry, I can't help you more than this. Lol
Dysfunctional indeed.

Just call the Customer care line and make a report and get some clarifications what dey debuted you for.

Bad

Medtelly:
you are brutal

What I do nah!?

Okay

Hmm..
Insecurity everywhere. But this looks like a state abduction judging from the fact that he's a media man. Who knows what he reported about them that they ain't happy about.
Make I shatap before Dem abduct me too join.

Medtelly:
until he shoots baba abi

He for shoot am first nah....haba.
Atleast the people his relatives have been shooting all these while are also human.

Dem for allow am touch am nah. But that doesn't look like an attack, if you ask me

Then for allow am touch am first nah

lefulefu:
she can always say u forced her to write the written confrimation

He didn't imply forcing the girl to write....he said start a conversation about the act both via phone call and chat messages...... discussing the act in a way that she talks about the act admittedly is as good as an evidence she consented to the act.

Pele
That's not his priority.....atleast not yet.
But why will you buy a ring for yourself and ask to be used for a fake proposal, just coz you wanna feel among! Nna ehn, nothing wey Musa no go see for gate. Lol

So if we teach you how to remove it, you will take up instrument and remove it?
Better go to a hospital and see a doctor.

Dumbo Ike.
Why would he miss out on all the opportunities that can make his life better all because of pekus? He's a nicompoo, abi how do they spell that nico-something sef!
Following hustler mercy upandan doesn't portray him as a smart guy, instead, makes him look like a gold digger.

Amhappy:
I have given for the number of days prescribed. Since Saturday i didn't see anything again but this evening the rashes
/hives suddenly appeared and started spreading again. Friends even advised i give coconut water and milk. I have done all that. Please our esteemed health experts what can I do to stop this allergy?

Just take her back to the hospital before you are ill-advised to give something that will cause your child more harm. You are lucky it's just milk and Cocoanut water option givers that you've met so far.
Soon, it will be one leaf from one bush or something worse.

Hmm.
If true, then just confirms that we are all humans.
However, it's better not to be involved in such supposedly holy work than go there and mess up.
God help us and them

I see these guys as human who are just privileged to have some spiritual clout and are bound to exhibit human characteristics anytime....and not mini gods.

Dreams are figments of your imaginations. Like things you think about mostly especially before you sleep. So, if you've been engaging your mind with too much of tots of big boobs, then that's where your problem lies.
I may be wrong Sha....but that's most likely the Genesis of the big boobs dreams thingy.
Meanwhile, hope you Sha dealt with the big boobs in the dream...so it won't be a waste on you. Lol... just kidding

Okay nah.
The truth will reveal itself soon

I don't hate my exes.
Life is short, and we we can still lots for eachother.

Living together and waking up to seeing eachother for the rest of their lives

Me think the nice house and ride in the illustration is just to tell us that he must have lotta girls around him coz that's what attracts most girls and not that she fell or is falling for the nice house or nice car...so cut the lady some slack.
Asper his ways, I think something does not add up.........he may just be after the cookie, and my instincts supports this based on the narrated story. But if you think you can just take a lil time off your 7month old celibacy, you can give it a trial and have in mind that you are just having fun. Else, if you can't take that kinda risk, just take a walk.

Mimiey:
Hello Nairalanders.

He rough handled me on my first visit to his house, claims to want a serious relationship. Can he really be serious about being serious or he is just a play boy?

So I met this guy about two weeks ago close to my street. He calls but I hardly pick. Eventually, I picked and he asked if he could pick me after work and we hangout. I accepted. He picked me up after work last week Friday. He was quite interesting and funny, he talked freely like he had known me for years but he was really so touchy, I had barely spent 5 minutes in the car and he was already touching my shoulder and even when we were inside the bar, he tried tickling me, at a point, he put his hands close to my waist, I removed it. We both discussed if we had someone we are currently seeing, I am not seeing anyone which is the truth, he said there is an Ex but they just have sex and she has her own relationship. When he was dropping me off, he asked for a close hug, I hugged him and he wanted to pull me closer and kiss. I broke free and got down. He said I am not nice.

Well, we met again on Monday, I took just water intentionally. This time I minded the distance between us. He wanted to see again on Tuesday, I declined. Then at work yesterday, he asked to see after closing. I told him he can come briefly to my work and we can talk a bit in the car and part ways. He said he would like to host me at his house instead, I declined.

Anyway, he came, I got in and he started driving and saying, I will know his house today and besides his phone battery his low. My mood changed immediately and he tried to guilt trip me and said okay should we stop on the road and get a place to charge his phone. I then told him to continue driving to his house. He stopped on the way and got snacks. We got into his house. It was nice and neat.

Then we were watching a movie, he sat down and placed my leg on his, I was cool with this. Then he made moves to kiss and I declined and pulled away. All of a sudden, he started breathing fast, hugged me so tight and kissed me despite I kept pulling away and didn't kiss back. I am weak when it comes to my Bosom, then he got there and gave me the roughest and painful squeezing I have ever experienced. I haven't been with any man in about 7 months now, I am single and It's hard for me to do a little thing as even kissing randomly. So he got me there when he got to my bosom but it took only just few seconds to snap out. He continued panting and begging for me to reciprocate, he is so hard and hasn't felt this way in a while.

I told him I don't want this, he went in frustrated, stamping his feet, I tot he had agreed, only for him to come back naked and saying okay, he has heard no sex and "I don't want to force you", so he asked for a dry hump and wanted me to turn my back. I didn't. He still kept breathing hard, like he wont survive the next minute. Then he started begging for a Mouth Action. I declined and told him I wasn't up for that. I tried pulling, away and getting angry. He became even more aggressive, removed the hands I used to protect my chest and forced his way into my bra. It was a struggle and then back to begging till I made it clear in a thunder voice for him to stop and take me home.

Then he agreed, wore his cloths and kept complaining that I don't know what I have caused and he wont be himself. We left his house and he tried stopping at a Pharmacist and said he needs to get ibuprofen, then he didn't stop again and just continued driving.

This morning, he is apologizing and repeating the things he said when we got to his house that he wants something serious with me and he wants us to start something and want it to work out. He asked to come see me at work today but I declined. With this red flags, is there a possibility that he is truly serious like he said? Or he is just doing the usual lies to get the cookie and go away. He has a nice ride and nice house, I suspect he may have girls around him. My concern isn't all these, I just want to be with a serious man who is in for commitment and not just sex.

He rough handled me on my first visit to his house, can he be sincere about wanting to be serious?

TeflonBlixx:
Xhosa

Okies.
Thanks.

XhosaNostra:
Ukulinganisa nton'? Wena, you're going to get me banned by the bot thingy. Stick to English. We don't thetha here, we speak

Which language or slang is that?

Jeweltz:
Why

Seems Dem wounjure you severally.
Sorry tho, not all are bad. You might have been meeting the bad ones. Maybe you need to re-evaluate your selection process of who you get involved with.
Pele.

The guy that said village people dragging your steering with you, got me rotfl.
If you have checked your alignment and wheel balancing, and ensured your tyres are intact. Then they should check your tar-rod and socket, and also the car's ball joint.

arsenalman:
Hello guys,

Please who can help me solve this issue? My mechanic has no idea what the problem is. I have done wheel alignment and balancing several times but the issue has persisted.

I saw a thread on nairaland some months ago about this same issue but I can't find it again after numerous searches. I will be grateful if anyone can help me out. Thanks.

badboy92:
Even GoKada CEO has lost millions of capital due to sudden change of government policy

Abi o
Tell them o.
Govt will just bring up one policy one day and knack you akpako.........the 20million and whatever you have made on it will just disappear........nwoke ala!

Brodapounds:
Hello dear nairalanders.

Please I'm going through a state of mental confusion.

Currently i have approximately 20 million and 300 thousand naira in my bank account.

I have two thoughts.

1) I am 25 years old but I'm not a university graduate, i only have ND (National deploma) from a polytechnic In Edo state, Auchi precisely.

I would have become a graduate years ago but after my "ND" years ago, i refused to go back to school and i decided to hustle for money.

Most of my classmates in school back then are all graduates but all the same, looking at my bank account now, i have no regrets.

So this is what i plan on doing.

1) Can i further my Education In any university in the United States with the money and plan on staying back after my degree, for the fact that I'm 25.
Will that be advisable?

2) should i stay back in Nigeria and use part of the money to build a house In my hometown in Benin and use the rest for business?

3) Is there a chance of going to USA and start all over again, look for job.
Will the money be enough to rent a house, foot some bills untill i see a job in the USA.

Note i choose USA only because it's my dream country, I'm not scared of the traveling ban because I'm 100% confident that it will be taken away few months from now.

Please i won't be replying any mention or questions.

All i want is to take note of good advice.

I already know a reliable traveling agent.

Please other suggestions are welcomed apart from mine.

Please help

Me thinks, the money is not enough to give you the good life in America, but can start you off well enough then with some more hustle, you will make it bigger.
Get an admission into a US university, study for a degree and while at it you can get some lil student job to support yourself and possibly you can delve into car imortation business if you have someone you can trust down here in Nigeria or some other things which you will notice once you are in the system in the US.
If you can hustle over time and make 20m in Naija, mehn, u should be able to make more overseas.
Those advising you to start business with the 20m too may have a point, but if you see the the way businesses are folding up due to the harsh business environment in Naija, you will fear.
Leave this country, and give yourself 5-6years overseas, you won't regret it. That's what I feel Sha.