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October 13th Remainy the Best Date for all October Born... #I REP OCTOBER 13, WHERE ARE MY MATEZ?...ALL OCT BORN ROCK, BUT 13TH REMAINETH A DATE FOR THE BEST...

October 13th Remainy the Best Date for all October Born... #I REP OCTOBER 13, WHERE ARE MY MATEZ?...ALL OCT BORN ROCK, BUT 13TH REMAINETH A DATE FOR THE BEST...

Medunah:
How to avoid sex:

1) by remaining single and not going into a relationship till u ready for marriage

Now, dats how

.....Nice One.

ukjerry:


Just cos someone is a virgin doesn't mean he/she knows nothing about sex.


A person now experienced was once inexperienced. Like someone said, it ain't rocket science. as time goes on, I'm sure they'll start destroying bed and other things in the room.

.....Lol

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naughtynaughty:
awww I know kabba. Where were u later posted to

....wow! I wz in Jamaica Hostel while in camp for the 3wks Camping...then, afta which i wz postd/deployd to Olamaboro Lga...

naughtynaughty:
awww I know kabba. Where were u later posted to

..awww wz in Jamaica Hostel while in Camp, then waz posted/deployd to Olamaboro afta the 3wks Nysc Camping...

goodlifehyd1:
What you should have asked was a picture of someone who had to serve with his younger brother/sister cuz of the long ASUU strike under GEJ

...#Epic# i am a victim of that both 4rm Gej and Ikedi Ohakim of Fmr Gov of Imo State

It wz fun in Kabba,Kogi Nysc Camp...the military guys dia rock...the first week in Nysc camp u wil hate...Missing evrtin abt the 3wks Nysc Camping in Kabba, Kogi...the 4 Am, parade call [trumpet] wz terrifyn...in all, I Bless God.

ladypearl45:
to create topic na by force
you met a girl that can't cook doesn't mean that age bracket can't cook.


Don't worry whenever you come east let me know. I will prepare you a meal. Then you will know say to cook na from parents house not age bracket

....where in the East?, I live and work in Owerri, Imo State.

British songstress, Adele has seen her UK streaming record for her hit single, ‘Hello’ broken by Drake‘s ‘One Dance’ in barely six months.

The soulful singer’s hit song upon its release, had assumed the number one streaming position in the UK with 7.32 million streams in its first week of availability in October, a feat the Canadian rapper has now surpassed with 7.86 million streams this week in the UK, according to Official Charts.
Drake’s ‘One Dance’ which features Nigerian superstar, Wizkid and British singer Kyla, is included on the rapper’s recently released fourth studio album, VIEWS.
According to the site, ‘One Dance’ is the number one song for the third consecutive week on the Official Singles Chart.

Angelberry:
How can I watch my bf climb another lady before my eyes, mbanu >

I may faint when he's on it(extremely jealous lover)

...Lol, u made my morning already....

Very True..

This hard to believe but True...

This is the name of the Nation we all hate.Lol

Vital Lessons from Tee Billz V Tiwa Savage Marital Conundrum -

1. The one who takes weed during courtship will take cocaine in marriage. The one who will be epileptic at night will begin with convulsion by day. He who smokes cigarette in public will smoke marijuana in private. Don't ignore the signs. Don't kill yourself.

2. What you won't take as a rich man or woman, don't condone it in poverty. You won't always be poor and desperate. Think.

3. Always separate business or career from pleasure. Making your undisciplined spouse your business manager always boomerangs. There is no heritage between father and son without a clearly defined delineation. Excessive familiarity is the harbinger of career contempt.

4. If you must cheat, cheat creatively. Why save a side chic's number on your mobile phone with a suggestive name like 'edible catering' when 'Voicemail', 'Customer care', 'Subomi spare part' will do the magic? If you cannot successfully cheat without being caught by so uncreatively saving a side chic's number as edible catering, how can you successfully blackmail your spouse on instagram without blaming hackers for it?

5. Whatever you permit to continue in your life and marriage will continue. Abuse, cheating, overlooking personal indiscipline and unpardonable ineptitude inclusive.

6. Money is the greatest fuel for igniting the destruction of longstanding friendship and relationships. Romance without finance is an annoying nuisance. Money gives honey to marriages. Communal feast is not sweet when a participating member of the feast is not a contributory member.

7. Those who really want to die by killing themselves, do not mouth it, or announce it, they just do. Suicide is a solitary termination of one's miserable existence at the expiration of hope, not an attention-seeking dramatic announcement of death threat with the hope of rescue at the glare of public exposure. Death is a serious sturvs, it's not a joking sturvs, be serious.

8. If a man cannot successfully manage his life, it is self-hatred to commit your life, love, emotion, career and business in his incapable hands. The one who open-eyedly marries such a mess is a brave risk-taker. Worse still, the one who happily marries a rejected marital left over should prepare for a shocking leg over after the emotional hang over!


9. If a man cannot successfully plan and execute his own suicide, what more proof do you need to ascertain his specialty of failure in everything?... U can not kill yourself and run away!

Vital Lessons from Tee Billz V Tiwa Savage Marital Conundrum -

2. The one who takes weed during courtship will take cocaine in marriage. The one who will be epileptic at night will begin with convulsion by day. He who smokes cigarette in public will smoke marijuana in private. Don't ignore the signs. Don't kill yourself.

3. What you won't take as a rich man or woman, don't condone it in poverty. You won't always be poor and desperate. Think.

4. Always separate business or career from pleasure. Making your undisciplined spouse your business manager always boomerangs. There is no heritage between father and son without a clearly defined delineation. Excessive familiarity is the harbinger of career contempt.

5. If you must cheat, cheat creatively. Why save a side chic's number on your mobile phone with a suggestive name like 'edible catering' when 'Voicemail', 'Customer care', 'Subomi spare part' will do the magic? If you cannot successfully cheat without being caught by so uncreatively saving a side chic's number as edible catering, how can you successfully blackmail your spouse on instagram without blaming hackers for it?

8. Whatever you permit to continue in your life and marriage will continue. Abuse, cheating, overlooking personal indiscipline and unpardonable ineptitude inclusive.

9. Money is the greatest fuel for igniting the destruction of longstanding friendship and relationships. Romance without finance is an annoying nuisance. Money gives honey to marriages. Communal feast is not sweet when a participating member of the feast is not a contributory member.

12. Those who really want to die by killing themselves, do not mouth it, or announce it, they just do. Suicide is a solitary termination of one's miserable existence at the expiration of hope, not an attention-seeking dramatic announcement of death threat with the hope of rescue at the glare of public exposure. Death is a serious sturvs, it's not a joking sturvs, be serious.

13. If a man cannot successfully manage his life, it is self-hatred to commit your life, love, emotion, career and business in his incapable hands. The one who open-eyedly marries such a mess is a brave risk-taker. Worse still, the one who happily marries a rejected marital left over should prepare for a shocking leg over after the emotional hang over!


15. If a man cannot successfully plan and execute his own suicide, what more proof do you need to ascertain his specialty of failure in everything?... U can not kill urself and run away!

PIPPROF:
gowon went to school. obj also others went into entrepreneurship while buhari stayed back and did nothing but declare 150 cows for decades.

when you criticise him now .one uncircumcised fool will come and be shouting on top of his voice

the hardship buhari has put this country to will hunt his generation . idiotic foolish cow in human skin

all these kids wh grew up yesterday dont know that history is repeating itself



nonsense l

..Bro recall 3-4 Years back we were all praying for even the worst economy but for peace to reign in the North East and Nigeria at large...naw the almight is gradually stablizing peace in the North East and Nigeria at Large..wt am tryn to say is thiz; that same God that have been giving our Army victory in the North East will soon and gradually stablize our economy before our very eyes...AMEN..thanks and God bless us all

SeverusSnape:
Your hoodwinking won't work today. He's now a wailer.

You're still here blaming PDP's sixteen years, meanwhile most of those people who partook in the "destruction of the country" are now saints in the APC. Can't you see that Nigerians aren't buying that lie again??

**in Bishop Oyedepo's voice** - I cast every zombie spirit from the body and mind of the poster you quoted in Jesus name, Go and never you return. I cast the zombie spirit into the pit of hell. You are now saved, Shout Hallelujah!!

..Bro,dz is no platform or time for jokes...Nigeria belongs to all of us, let us all support our leaders, pray for them and pray for our Dear country...let z us keep faith Nigeria will be great again...Thanks and God bless us all

Desdola:
. Am in Lokoja

...ok, am in Olamaboro Lga...stay safe Bro

Desdola:
union bank and diamond bank have received in Kogi

..Bro, wia are u in Kogi?..am serving in Kogi too..

Alert Received Diamond Bank

SeverusSnape:
You ended up saying rubbish. When he was was campaigning for Buhari with looted funds, the dullard didn't know he was corrupt, right??... Get out joor. Just because the greedy man outsmarted tiffnubu and the dullard, you all are now screaming blue murder. Mtcheeww.

...note u cnt say he is corrupt then without verified and tendered evidence ...Apc/Pmb hadnt access to hx Ccb filez/forms wen the got access to it the tried stopping hm from becoming Sp..so how are we to blame Pmb/Apc?...Tanx and God Bless

SeverusSnape:
We all know all these are political persecutions, But all the same, He should be dealt with, But my question is, didn't APC know the man was corrupt before accepting him into their fold??

They found out he was "saratiff" immediately he outsmarted the dullard and Tinubu to emerge Senate president.

...waz Apc in Power then, and note Apc hadn't access to ccb declaration form/filez or whateva. Evidence then...Thankz and God bless us all

Alphaoscar:
Saraki is just been silly and trying to blame
Tinubu for his troubles
He was arraigned on a very different matter
to Tinubu. Tinubu was arraigned for having
foreign accounts as a governor and he was
able to prove it that all the accounts were
opened and operated years before his
election as a governor and the accounts were
not serviced throughout his tenure.
While Saraki is facing the law for
deliberately not declaring his assets and
corruption.
His other attempt at roping in Tinubu is
also not catchy rather further exposed him
as unloyal partyman. (Assuming its true)
That Tinubu aspired to be buhari's deputy
or supported a Muslim-Muslum ticket which
is never a crime but Tinubu surrendered his
aspirations in the interest of the party and
still make peace with everyone including
Saraki himself unlike Saraki who shunned
the party at many times , ganged up against
the opposition and still doing it,
Saraki should just shut it and face his
warrant and let Tinubu be.

Bro you are an impact keep it up...Thanks

kendrick9:
every thing about this buhari disgusts me... can't wait for 2019 for us to boot this buffoon out of power.. possibly the most useless president i've seen..can't stand him at all

. ....My Brother speak with decorum...Thanks and God bless us all.

TippyTop:
Please make sure there's always someone behind the illiterate when he signs documents, we're still reeling from the budget fiasco, please.

Grow Up.....

Greatest Boss add me up Abeg....08069384930

WHY IT IS TOO EARLY TO BLAME BUHARI.
LET US REASON TOGETHER
Talking about 16 years of PDP Vs 9 months
of APC.
How PDP ruined Nigeria.
1. PDP met a bag of rice at less than N2500
in 1999 but left it at N11,000 in 2015 when they
left power.
2. PDP met the Dollar at N20 when they came in
1999 but left it at N220 in 2015 when they were
leaving.
3. PDP met petrol pump price at N11 when they
came in 1999 but left it at N87 when they were
leaving in 2015.
4. PDP met a bag of cement at less than N400
but left it at N2000 while they were
leaving in 2015.
5. PDP met a tin of milk at N15 in 1999 but left
it at N100 when they left in 2015.
6. PDP met only OPC in 1999 but left us with
Niger Delta militancy, MASSOB, IPOB,
BAKKASI and Boko Haram as at when they left
in 2015.
7. PDP was ushered in with a free and fair
election in 1999 by the military but they left us
with ballot box snatching, rice sharing for
campaigns, do-or-
die politics, political assassinations,etc.
8. Hmmm even Life expectancy for Nigerians
was 59 years when PDP came in 1999 but PDP
left it at 42years...
i think we have to stop blaming buhari's govt, if
u want to be good citizen just pray for this govt.
May God help Buhari bring back our lost Glory.
# I remain loyal to you Buhari

WHY IT IS TOO EARLY TO BLAME BUHARI.
LET US REASON TOGETHER
Talking about 16 years of PDP Vs 9 months
of APC.
How PDP ruined Nigeria.
1. PDP met a bag of rice at less than N2500
in 1999 but left it at N11,000 in 2015 when they
left power.
2. PDP met the Dollar at N20 when they came in
1999 but left it at N220 in 2015 when they were
leaving.
3. PDP met petrol pump price at N11 when they
came in 1999 but left it at N87 when they were
leaving in 2015.
4. PDP met a bag of cement at less than N400
but left it at N2000 while they were
leaving in 2015.
5. PDP met a tin of milk at N15 in 1999 but left
it at N100 when they left in 2015.
6. PDP met only OPC in 1999 but left us with
Niger Delta militancy, MASSOB, IPOB,
BAKKASI and Boko Haram as at when they left
in 2015.
7. PDP was ushered in with a free and fair
election in 1999 by the military but they left us
with ballot box snatching, rice sharing for
campaigns, do-or-
die politics, political assassinations,etc.
8. Hmmm even Life expectancy for Nigerians
was 59 years when PDP came in 1999 but PDP
left it at 42years...
i think we have to stop blaming buhari's govt, if
u want to be good citizen just pray for this govt.
May God help Buhari bring back our lost Glory.
# I remain loyal to you Buhari

Ure worried and surprised cuz u have not been taking proper care of her and u have not been giving her pocket money....cuz if u have been doing all that, u wont think negatively on how she raised 12k to get u glasses....

For the first time not seeing rushing to comment ön the first page page of a topic on nairaland....most girlz and dia hatred for soccer since ....