₦airaland Forum

ishiamu:
You an asshole who got no shame

kingzizzy:
After all you write up, you do not have the brain to understand the obvious, even after 55 years of disastrous nationhood. You will never have good Governance under Nigeria. Only you can give your self good Governance and that is why you should aspire to your own country. With what you know about Nigerias history, why do you still believe in this British contraption called Nigeria that had never worked? You need another 55 years of no light, no water, no good roads and bad Governance before you realise that Nigeria should be broken up into smaller units so it can work rather than one big unit that is a faliure?
Wake up from your slumber

HopeAtHand:
Amaechi must be surely disappointed..he was dreaming thr Niger Delta ministry..a day aftet Amaechi was screened, an announcement was made in Port Harcourt that the Niger Delta ministry wpuld construct two flyover bridges on the East West road at Rumuokoro and Tank.

Those two locations mentioned for the fyovers were initially proposed by Amaechi as governor but failed to commence construction due to shortage of funds arising from his political battles..in essence, he was very certain of ND ministry...i feel for him now.


Kemi Adeosun, well, lets watch and see.

Fashola in addition to being very competent, needs the grace of God as well.The three in one portfolio IMO seems like the Jack-of-all-trades-master-of-none situation..Buhari shouldn't unnecessary overlabour Fashola when there are also competent hands..The power situation in the country using PH as yardstick has imoroved so he would just add finer touches..Housing to me should be his primary concern.


Abdulrahman Dambazau...i weep for him..since Buhari won the election, Dambazau has been carrying the air of Minister of Defence around.he was instrumental to the sacking of DSS from manning sensitive locations in Aso rock and replacing them with DMI goons..he would surely have killed for the Defence post..all is not lost, he has the police to console him..better luck next time.

Kestolovee95:
I am simply paying you zoogerians back in your own coin, you mock fallen unarmed pro-Biafran protesters shot by the likes of that uniformed abooki idiot up there.

I repeat, the idiot died for nothing. Every offence meant.

PappyMason:
He died for nothing.

He will be celebrated every year with a plastic wreath as an unknown soja.

Hell, he might have died as a result of friendly fire or by "fragging" (google fragging)

Dynamitechick:
As you well know, our toady media has made being a LovePeddler all the rage for our young daughters. They’re pushing our kids—on multiple cultural fronts—to be “empowered” sexual beastesses, and this is in spite of the plague-like spike in STDs which are saddling our kids.



In addition to the media’s brainwashing attempts to mold our girls into brainless ditzes like, imported culture has also made being a reality TVesque, whiny, nerve-grating, Girlicious drama queen witch wonderful as well.

In this article I’d like to spit on both targets the secularist tools have established for our females and set the bar a tad higher for our daughters with my 10 Commandments for Classy Girls.

Mom . . . Dad . . . teach your girl these ten things, and she won’t morph into a hellion who’ll drive us all insane.

Commandment 1: Don’t flaunt your advantages.

The Classy Girl doesn’t show off who she is, where she went to school or her net worth. Yeah, the bells and smells, the incense and nonsense afforded by certain advantages (earned or otherwise) don't mean a thing to a Classy Girl if used as a fig leaf to veil her utter lack of character and humility.

Let me make it simple for you: Everything that Maheeda, Cossy, and Afrocandy. does, do the opposite, and you will be a very pleasant and delightful young lady not hiding behind daddy’s cash, mere talent or fifteen minutes of BS-based fame.

A girl with class understands with all the external trappings of success and achievement she can still be a cultural pain in the butt and a horrible person. Therefore, focus not upon dusting up the transient trappings which dazzle the ubiquitous morons but rather pursue the hidden qualities of internal virtues which truly makes a girl great—at least in God’s eyes.

Commandment 2: Everyone deserves respect until they demonstrate they don’t deserve it.

The Classy Girl believes that all people are created in the image of God and should be treated with respect until that person shows they don’t deserve it.

That means she doesn’t slap, spit or drop the F-bomb on her pastor, elders, teachers or parents.

It’s amazing to watch very young girls unleash their venom on their parents and others and then walk away smacking their gum. The Classy Girl respects parents, older people, teachers, police(disrespect at your own peril ), peers and opponents—unless forced by said person to do otherwise.


Commandment 3: Titles are important.

Hi, I want to get for myself you.
The Classy Girl still calls her elders “sir” or “ma’am.” I’ve got friends who have adult children with families of their own who make a very nice living, are close to my age and still call me “ma.” When the Classy Girl addresses a man, it is always as “Mr. (last name)” and a woman as “Mrs.” or “Miss (last name)” until they’ve been green lighted to use their first name or nickname.


Commandment 4: Everyone else matters before you do.

The Classy Girl is here to serve, not be served. She does weird stuff like what needs to be done versus being some diva who expects everyone to wait on her. When she comes into a situation she assesses what others might need, not what she can get from people or places but in doing this be very wise and tactful, enough said.


Commandment 5: Be helpful.

The Classy Girl sees a need, and if she can assist then she helps. The other day I was out in front of an Everyday Supermarket and watched a burglary in progress. The guy ran out of the store, cash in hand, with the clerk and security guards chasing him. It looked fun, so I joined in the chase. The clerk and the guard ran out of juice, and I (along with a cop) got to tackle the dude and jam his face into the cement (Fiction ). Bottom line with those raised as a Classy Girl is: whether it’s with tackling a punk or packing a trunk, The Classy Girl is programmed to H-E-L-P, not hinder.


Commandment 6: Be friendly.

The Classy Girl smiles. She’s not sullen or vexed. She’s not walking around like the psycho chicks and metrosexual males in Lagos in a pout pretending to be the next angry supermodel. The Classy Girl says hello and starts friendly conversations.


Commandment 7: Use the right words.

When asked a question, the Classy Girl doesn’t reply with “Huh?” “What?” or “Yeah.” It’s “Please,” “Thank you” or “Yes or no thank you.” She’s a girl who respectfully asks and doesn’t demand.


Commandment 8: Don’t dress like a skank.

There’s nothing wrong with a girl dressing in a cute and figure-flattering manner. However, if she wants to avoid drooling male troglodytes and be taken seriously as both a human and a woman, then she must avoid wearing stripper heels to church. The Classy Girl will send a message to the men out there by the way she dresses that she’s sophisticated and eloquent, not sleazy and easy, Capisce?


Commandment 9: Don’t take nude photos of yourself or make sex tapes.

Unless you want a life in the porn industry with all the “perks” of drugs, STDs, crime and masturbatory stalkers/rapists, I’d really think twice about what kind of pictures and videos of you are floating around on the internet. Lately, we have seen many aspiring young ladies have their careers derailed or their image forever whorified by the bad, bad decision of bumping uglies on film. Remember, not only is the paper patient, but so is the picture and the grainy home sex movie. These things can damage you for a long, long, long time.


Commandment 10: Develop cell phone etiquette.

First off, put your cell phone on vibrate, alright? There’s enough noise pollution in our world without us having to hear your Chinko blast out Terry G at ear-splitting decibels. Secondly, quit yelling on your phone. Just because you can’t hear yourself in your cell phone’s earpiece doesn’t mean the caller can’t hear you. In addition, by speaking softly we won’t know how shallow and crazy you really are. Thirdly, if you’re going to go nuts on the phone will you walk outside, huh? Fourthly, turn it off during church, okay Jezebel? Fifthly, if you won’t text while we’re eating dinner then I won’t fart at the supper table, deal?

Fathers, disallow your child to act like a spoiled, rabid, egocentric animal. Make good manners and propriety a given for your girl, and I guarantee she will not attract the crotch grabbing thugs. Instill the above solid qualities into your baby, and when she grows up, she’ll thank you in spades—and she’ll be a respected, almost revered leader wherever she goes.

hakinze00:
u see thats where u getting it wrong he is getting his money 2ru fame not his certificate xo dre is notin lyk waste of moni,since dre is notin lyk profit nd loss being a celebrity

TechWalker007:
Maybe in her next life time she can attain that feat.
Certainly not in this life time.
Hu dash monkey banana?

laurel03:
#teamyoruba
#teamyoruba....
Fashola-power
Kemi-finance
Bayo-communication
Adewole-health
Fayemi-solid mineral
Lai-information
Daramola-Niger Delta (state)
because we are capable... Oduduwa a gbe yin oo

Classicman47:
When u say "...WE are better off being Nigerians..." Are you speaking for yourself, or for which people?
I ask because the body language of some people is very contrary to your bogus claim.

slimderek:
Get ready for Amadioha

Ebenezerk2:
If one of your family members was among them, or even one of your parents, would you type this nonsense? sackin without any reason, what you will see in the next of few days is northerners as permanent secretaries in almost all the ministries, be wise

slimderek:
Long live Biafra

Quote me wrongly and face the wrath of Amadioha

jenyfah:
But the girl is ugly

EroticAngelina:
All he knows how to do is fire and travel up and down

pay the 5k u promised. mtchew

Bimpe29:
What a divisive ruling party? APC is really cracking, and there are no efforts in sight to mend the crack. Too many internal conflicts in the party.

CR77:
I hope PMB is among

Flets:
If corruption must be fought, it must be fought with the right systems.

Obasanjo used Ribadu, Yaradua/ GEJ used Waziri/ Larmode...... Buhari will use Magu but THAT WILL NEVER END CORRUPTION WITHOUT INSTITUTING THE RIGHT SYSTEMS.

With people like Amaechi, Tinubu, Saraki, Obasanjo, Atiku, Babangida, Ngige, Okorocha, Timipreye Sylva etc going about their businesses unchecked. ...... the fight against corruption is dead before it started.

Only the right systems will ensure that there are no sacred cows. Anything else will end up as selective witch hunt.

The least corrupt democratic nations of the world have no obvious and loud anti-corruption outfits and equivalent EFCC chairmen. ..... rather they have systems that works.

Without much noise around jailing anyone, GEJ dealt with ghost workers, fertilizer scams, public procurement schemes processes.

No democracy around the world have succeeded in ridding corruption by attributing its fight to an individual.... only the right systems can ensure a sustained fight against corruption.

And gej couldn't deal with other forms of corruption which were worst than those he dealt with? In as much i agree with you on having a strong system but gej didnot deal with the bigger corruption.
E.g. .... If Buhari's fight against corruption in 1983 was effective, how come corruption continued till date?

Africa does not need strong men, Africa needs institutions - Obama

CR77:
Buhari is not fighting corruption but witch haunting PDP members

irahub:
Anything special? Is it today we started seeing appointments? Has Nigeria really changed for better? Ask yourself if the youth of today are better of than their parents. After answering that, you wouldn't expect anything new.

thundafire:
dogara just go bck 2 PDP nd watch APC crunble cs dy rode 2 power with deceit but will cum crashing like humpty dumpty dat wasn't able 2 b put back again OBOLO eye as been taught a great lesson he will neva 4get hausa cow brains dnt mix with other tribes

MhizRonny:
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modath:
So many pro GEJ (on seeing the broad smile on his face )are cursing him inside their minds...

The man just made a total nonsense of their hate & bitterness

gregg2:
But seriously, this president is so disgusting. . .

Potholes are taking over major roads, no light,
fuel is scarce in most parts of the country,
no money in circulation, economic activities are sinking

All we are fed with are lies, propaganda and pictures.

Meanwhile, he drives around Abuja in convoy of 30 cars - same Abuja developed
by same PDP govts he wants us to beleive is bad while he himself has not tarred a km of
road 6months since becoming president

Valeree:
true, but it wears off during a short period of time if you stop beating them.
when you use strategy, they just grow with it and become better persons as adults.. even behind closed doors.

Valeree:
OK and other ways to discipline the child can include: making him skip a meal during meal time.
refraining him from playing with other kids during play time.
making him sit alone while in solitary confinement to think about what he has done.
confiscating his toys or play things until further notice.
sending him to bed early before the others.
No presents or sweets for him while u give to others ( nothing makes a child more calm than when he's being treated differently) it works, and more.
somebody also mentioned other ways to discipline a kid on this thread.

softandsweet:
So sad..... She was so beautiful... May your soul rest in perfect peace...

mikkypel:
Why not.. Beat him or her ooo.. I'm telling u. It was when I grew up I knew the importance of the beatings they gave me.. It changed our life