₦airaland Forum

Jennifer89:
still figuring watz funny in this. Op your post is dry.

yeah i understand...that monthly visit always make things irritating to ladies...sorry ehn.

naijaboiy:
Girl: How did you get my pin

Me: I picked it on the floor Or angel Gabriel gave it to me in my dream

And after a hot round of sex,,girl asks

Girl: What are we now?

Me: We are nothing but pencils in the hands of the creator

epic!

*taking a walk*

Girl: baby carry me, am tired.

Me: *in my mind* i be car.

kennygee:
This is Shocking, if i be the girl mama, i will Divorce the Husband.

What kind of parents are they sef?

This is unexplainable.

why na the father impregnate her? i nor read the tori sha so answer my querry.

kennygee:
This is Shocking, if i be the girl mama, i will Divorce the Husband.

What kind of parents are they sef?

This is unexplainable.

why na the father impregnate her? i nor read the tori sha

i know him, his name is xaint patrick 'the gimmicks'

any small thing, you are a MAN.

gulfer:
How is this revelation (Now) important to Nigeria's future?

very important my bro its just that you are yet to notice it...just wait

remsonik:
9ice acted so stupid and childish. Sadly she still has the stigma to live with for the rest of her life but sadly 9ice musical career is dead and buried!! I wish her the strength to carry on

music is forever, he can still resurrect it, music is in him unlike her, the stigma will always be there....btw, 'life drama' was release this year.

DuchessLily:
Oh my God! Some people heart hard n wicked pass devil own. Desperados everywhere.
God have mercy!

Rip dear.

Girls pls be carefulllllll.

@emboldened, how about guys? you think they dont kill boys too...anyways, God pass them

who did this cruel act will know no peace...chai!

naija don tire me.

mayapop:
oh! that's why my man gotta have pink lips too

oh! bae! your lip is like mine...

Fashola is doing the right thing.......i just dey shame for some nigerians...kai!

londoner:
I dont think you understand what a residents card is and how you are determined a resident. It will not be about tribe, but residency, not along the lines of your forefathers or your village or the state that your family is originally from.

It is much more of a reflection on you as an individual. Contrary to what you believe, it will actually officially underpin the belonging of residents in Lagos, regardless of tribe.

Lets suppose (for example), Lagos State determines that you must have been domiciled in Lagos for 1 year to qualify for a resdents card

An Igbo man who has lived for 3 years in Lagos, for example will get his residency card, but a Yoruba man from Oyo state that has just been in lagos for 10 days, will not qualify for a residents card.

Residency cards actually levels populations out and gives equal access to recognition by the state based on factors other than tribal sentiment. Other states should follow suit at some point.

bro u dey drink beer? make them give u 1 cold star n fish pepper soup.

see wetin tribal sentiments don turn most nigerians to.....they cant even use their God given brain on issues anymore....geezzz!...i call them educated illiterate.

no need to buy the book again....i go read page by page through nairaland.

WAITING FOR NEXT PAGE

kozaic:
I


LOVE



U




TERSEE...

you really do...like for real...awwwww

Francon:
A picture speaks a thousand words. Well, to me o, it says "NEVA TAKE A GUY'S FEELING FOR GRANTED COS YOU CAN'T TELL HOW HOW MUCH PAINS OR COURAGE IT TOOK HIM TO GET TO WHERE YOU ARE"

the only sensible post so far

ok...continue sipping my antique

SMH

Both the woman and man provides for the family.

Well, we can all see where African's mentality has taken Africa. . . . backwards

backward as how? the problem with africa is bad political leaders....talking about marital affair western world, especially USA is zero...africa still remain the best in that aspect.

gmumeen:
Dats efo riro with meat nd kpomo

babe u see wetin u cause...i don dey hungry now *salivating*

nigeria TV soap operas are more interesting to watch than our so called nollywood.

always classy and well written script n interpretation on set.

nigeria TV soap operas are more interesting to watch than our so called nollywood.

oluwaiffymi:
I prefer oge okoye's legs
They look like mine

pic of the legs resemblance or.....

Mzgracie:
OMGosh!!! This is breath-taking. You are a lucky man. Your bride is beautiful and has that perfect shape. I wish you all the best. HML.

lucky man? so the lady nor dey lucky

*Thinking* ***na abiodun sure pass ooo....nkechi people demand na die***...

congrats bro.

see as wedding simple and classy, no too much demanding from the girl's parents.... yoruba people n traditional marriage rite na the best.

mizjules:
I see a striking resemblance! Cute son tho

i think otherwise, he should go for DNA test ASAP....somebody don play away match

me: good morning sir

my uncle: ehennn!

pheyikemi:
Now it's on fp, are u still in france?

i nor tell you