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Celebrities › Re: He Who Has Eyes.... What Is Between Rukky Sanda's Legs? [photo] by hensben(m): 7:34pm On Sep 09, 2014
hardbody: Camel Toe, nothing different from the usual thing all ladies house in between their thighs....

The Magic is not in the size but in the skillful acumen of the owner to use it.
see explanation on top carmel toe grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hensben(m): 5:57pm On Sep 09, 2014
AirborneLacer: You're a phucking joke!

You cant argue sensibly, all you do is jump from one point to another, trying phucking hard to score cheap points off them.

When I presented you the Mikel analogy, what was your response to it? Instead you went claiming that Redondo is a box to box player. I asked you if Matic ends up scoring as many as 5 goals this season, does that make him a box to box player, you switched to Makelele has got more goals than Redondo - You're phucking inconsistent!

Since we're now on goals, how does Makelele's 17 career goals in 607 apps make him any better than Redondo who in 349 apps racked up 13 goals, 4 goals short of the Frenchman who had to enjoy a further 258 apps?

Makelele managed to score a phucking 8 goals from 1997 - 2011 (count the years mate) and your deluded mind tells you he was a goalscorer?

How did he fare with his passing accuracy and shooting accuracy compared to Redondo's?

This is what Redondo can do and he wasn't even a CM:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X67sbYpAnoo

Without doubts Redondo was the best defensive midfilder ever in history of football and I don't phucking care about your view.
guy with this tape i can tell you that redondo is a CMF and not DMF so stop comparing him with makelele...makelele invented DMF EOD.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hensben(m): 5:51pm On Sep 09, 2014
AirborneLacer: You're a phucking joke!

You cant argue sensibly, all you do is jump from one point to another, trying phucking hard to score cheap points off them.

When I presented you the Mikel analogy, what was your response to it? Instead you went claiming that Redondo is a box to box player. I asked you if Matic ends up scoring as many as 5 goals this season, does that make him a box to box player, you switched to Makelele has got more goals than Redondo - You're phucking inconsistent!

Since we're now on goals, how does Makelele's 17 career goals in 607 apps make him any better than Redondo who in 349 apps racked up 13 goals, 4 goals short of the Frenchman who had to enjoy a further 258 apps?

Makelele managed to score a phucking 8 goals from 1997 - 2011 (count the years mate) and your deluded mind tells you he was a goalscorer?

How did he fare with his passing accuracy and shooting accuracy compared to Redondo's?

This is what Redondo can do and he wasn't even a CM:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X67sbYpAnoo

Without doubts Redondo was the best defensive midfilder ever in history of football and I don't phucking care about your view.
nemanja matic play exactly like this guy(redondo), same left foot and calmness.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hensben(m): 5:15pm On Sep 09, 2014
Katsumoto: First - I don't see the difference between what you stated and how I phrased you. The key point to note in your statement is that box-to-box is given license to bomb forward while anchor isn't given that license.

Second - a defender can operate as a center forward ..... with varying levels of efficiency off course (your words and logic). Since the level of efficiency is not so important, I wonder why coaches don't replace strikers with defenders when the strikers are not delivering. Why not switch the roles of Torres and Cahill? Just a thought.

If you of course agree that efficiency is important do you mind explaining why Vieira was selected more times than Makelele for France? Or why Davids started more games than Aron Winter when both were in the Dutch Team?
bro you dont understand football at all no offence, in football, we have CF,ST,LWFR and RWF, these positions can interchange, then we have CMF, AMF/BOX TO BOX and DMF, these positions can interchange too in the field of play and then, we have LCD, RCD, RB and LB these position can also interchange but telling cahil to play torres role thats very lame cos no coach will do that, schurrel to play torres role, azpilicueta to play LB or ivanovich to play terry role, or david luiz to play DMF, this would have be a perfect example.
Celebrities › Re: Hottest & Prettiest Celebrities With Small But Sexy Bosoms ( Photos ) by hensben(m): 10:14pm On Sep 08, 2014
FrancisTony: MBGN(Iheoma Nnadi) is still pretty unlike Tiwa Savage.

Did I hear you say, Osas Ighodaro? undecidedundecided

We all know that Bianca Ojukwu leads followed by Munachi Abii and Agbani Darego settles for third.

Osas kor, Ighodalo ni. angry
bianka na old cargo nau
Celebrities › Re: Hottest & Prettiest Celebrities With Small But Sexy Bosoms ( Photos ) by hensben(m): 7:55pm On Sep 08, 2014
[quote author=FrancisTony][/quote]tony you again grin, yeah tiwa is overrated same with this mbgn, osas ighodaro is the real beauty.
Celebrities › Re: Hottest & Prettiest Celebrities With Small But Sexy Bosoms ( Photos ) by hensben(m): 5:06pm On Sep 08, 2014
lalasticlala: MBGN IHEOMA
how this girl take win MBGN still dey baffle me, she nor too fine like that, ear b like cocoa yam leave and wide mouth, abi na her fairness make her win huh.....na this kind thing dey encourage naija girls to bleach their skin.
Romance › Re: Make Your Crush Know! by hensben(m): 2:22pm On Sep 08, 2014
valmunich: How sure are you she knows? At least by mentioning, you'll be assured she has gotten to know
100% sure, she will see this comment and smile.
Romance › Re: Make Your Crush Know! by hensben(m): 2:07pm On Sep 08, 2014
i dont have to call name here, the person know herself.
Family › Re: Who Comes For "Omugo" First? The Husband Or Wife's Mum? by hensben(m): 12:27am On Sep 08, 2014
teeboo: grin grin some MIL can be terrible
you are trying to paint MIL bad now
Celebrities › Re: Good Lawd!!! Check Out The Beautiful & Ridiculously Curvy Briana Bette [18+] by hensben(m): 5:53pm On Sep 07, 2014
Dreyl: Do you know her?
naija! using question to answer question
Sports › Re: End Your Relationship With Olga It Hurts Me" - Nigerian Girl Writes Mikel Obi by hensben(m): 5:50pm On Sep 07, 2014
Camellia: ....goan look for Martha biko....which kain by force christening b dis
u never still change with this ur whining nature, ehn martha grin
Celebrities › Re: Good Lawd!!! Check Out The Beautiful & Ridiculously Curvy Briana Bette [18+] by hensben(m): 5:12pm On Sep 07, 2014
Dreyl: nah! It's only those hairy yam thighs that can suffocate me. cheesytongue
bro no offence, who is that gurl on your profile pix to you?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christ Embassy Policy That's Tearing Families Apart by hensben(m):
prettyboi1989: Some people believe more in their pastors than they believe in God. If ur pastor isn't teaching u anything that has its background in the word of God, jst know dat the pastor is misleading u simple.
Poverty bro! poverty!!!...same way our political leaders are milking this country dry and nobody is challenging them cos some people benefit from their looting either directly or indirectly. The thought of, if i challenge him now as a pastor where will i go to, hunger nor go kill me, so they remain and bear his command instead of God's command..

Nigerians=suffering and smiling since 1960.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christ Embassy Policy That's Tearing Families Apart by hensben(m): 2:56pm On Sep 07, 2014
A friend invited me to christ embassy, i attends catholic church, the pastor called out a guy that was wearing rossary on his neck, he asked him to pulled it and never to wear it again cos its idolatry, that all catholic members are going to hell cos they worship mary(catholic only honor mary, they dont worship her and who makes him a judge huh). Since that day, i never consider christ embassy as a church but but a gathering were people show what they got, dressing provocatively. Almost every male members of christ embassy fry their hair while the ladies wear tight clothes and leave their hair untie..smh
Sports › Re: End Your Relationship With Olga It Hurts Me" - Nigerian Girl Writes Mikel Obi by hensben(m): 2:32pm On Sep 07, 2014
Camellia: ..which Martha abi Mary.. even with your signature.. yr still lying
i talk am! its her, cos thats how she type talk, her look..martha how re you doing? not fair o, u just forget ur boo.
Sports › Re: End Your Relationship With Olga It Hurts Me" - Nigerian Girl Writes Mikel Obi by hensben(m): 2:16pm On Sep 07, 2014
Camellia: ..oya na..dey wait
now i see what these guys have been seeing, she look like martha, my ex...martha! is that you?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hensben(m): 1:09pm On Sep 07, 2014
chic2pimp: If He was the reason why they never reached the high standard they set beforehand then why didn't He win the CL afterwards with chelsea?

Paulo Sousa as Dayo mentioned earlier has got more of a case than Makalele. Not only did He win the CL the very next season with Dortmund but also Juve are yet to taste CL sucess since he left them
bro you have a very low football knowledge no offence, chelsea just rise to stardom and you expect them to win ucl just like that...you think say ucl na moi moi grin. Sir alex ferguson spent 27 years at man united and won just 2 ucl says a lot about the tournament.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hensben(m): 1:02pm On Sep 07, 2014
raumdeuter: Why did he win just 1 CL with the same Madrid galacticos in 3 seasons.
so a club that won 1 ucl in 3 years is a failure right? compare to one that won it for 12 years and spot the difference. during barca dominance, they didnt win it every year.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hensben(m): 12:30pm On Sep 07, 2014
coogar: that's the problem of today's football fans - nearly everyone now is an addict of statistics. if a player isn't scoring x goals & making y assists then he's not good enough.

think about it - it took real madrid close to a billion pounds to win the champions league again after that mumu florentino perez said makelele had no special talents & sold him to chelsea.

your so-called "players willing go give more than what's required" were tried & tested for a period of 12 years. none of them was disciplined enough to babysit the defence like makelele did without getting carried away to add x goals & y assists.

if mikel had been playing in an era when accurate passes, positional discipline, tackling, crazy football skills had more weight than mere statistics, he would be one of the top 5 players in the world. however, with fans like you -rooney can play 1,000 poor passes and still win a MOTM as long as he scores 2 goals in the game.

modern football fans are idiöts! grin
cheesy grin bro you re too funny...a player will play poorly in a match but once he score a goal, he is motm according to these guys you are lecturing now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hensben(m): 12:15pm On Sep 07, 2014
chic2pimp: Your simply making my point for me tbh. Journalists from other countries don't see it as Makalele's. Only the british ones do. Also not enough reason for people to call him the best DM ever(as i have seen on this thread already
lie! they call it 'the makelele role' worldwide, go figure.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hensben(m): 12:12pm On Sep 07, 2014
coogar: others were central midfielders - they went forward & backward as they deemed fit. others were often caught out by the opposition for taking stüpid risks - makelele never crossed the halfway line. his reading of the game was excellent - he could tackle an elephant cos he knew the exact time to apply his foot & knock the ball away from the stride of his opponent.

stop belittling makelele....he was the best ever to play that role - a sitting midfielder.
bro tell them, they will never understand why they termed it 'the makerolelele ' , meanwhile,in terms of football knowledge, they are not wiser than these people that name the role after him.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hensben(m): 12:06pm On Sep 07, 2014
chic2pimp: Wasn't the term the "Makalele Role" coined by the english press? huh
oga they call it the makelele role everywhere not only english press, get your facts right.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hensben(m): 11:49am On Sep 07, 2014
PietroRico: we'll manage the imbalance till january. Then a proper midfielder(strootman) will come in.

We'll kick buttts for fun as soon as he settles in(which shouldn't take long).
why cant you do it now since you have fellaini who you claim is better than matic..why wait for strootman huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hensben(m): 11:46am On Sep 07, 2014
PietroRico: *exhales violently

So he'll now be the deep lying playmaker?
Cuz that's what pirlo does.
yes! do you know; deep lying=defensive and playmaker=midfielder make up DMF. they are not the aggressive/rugby type of DMF like roy keane and gattuso rather their game is more of tactics and techniques with passing skills..they hardly concede card but they are doing the job, displacing opponent's attack and makelele started this, thats why they call it 'the makelele role' shey u grab.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hensben(m): 11:31am On Sep 07, 2014
coogar: it's arguable - pedro is a very good player! he's better than your eden hazard.
lol! jesus navas is better than pedro yet he doesnt even have a thing on hazard in epl..
Christianity Etc › Re: Exact Facts Of Pastor Anita's Divorce Papers by hensben(m): 11:04am On Sep 07, 2014
purplesummer: He may choose to respond in order to ask for custody of the children or even to avoid paying maintenance. If however the marriage is dissolved and maintenance is awarded, Pastor Anita would likely become mega rich and will be able to marry another sweet young man (who may actually be behind the scene of this brouhaha already)
you mean she already has another man or.. huh
Music/Radio › Re: Ruggedman Ft. Reminisce - 8 FIGURES [official Video] by hensben(m): 9:08pm On Sep 06, 2014
d.ope
Education › Re: The Ten Most Educated Countries In The World. by hensben(m): 8:03pm On Sep 06, 2014
iceberylin: 70% failure in WaEC wont take us anywhere
make canadian citizen come write WAEC na, u think say waec and jamb easy
Education › Re: The Ten Most Educated Countries In The World. by hensben(m): 7:34pm On Sep 06, 2014
wey nigeria huh..
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Congo : AFCON 2015 Qualifiers (2 - 3) On Saturday September 6, 2014 by hensben(m): 5:52pm On Sep 06, 2014
borga112: Half time Ghana 4 - Uganda 0
ghana 0-1 uganda grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Congo : AFCON 2015 Qualifiers (2 - 3) On Saturday September 6, 2014 by hensben(m): 5:24pm On Sep 06, 2014
i hear say na south africa thm dey play the match due to ebola...my country people na true?

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