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I DON'T UNDERSTAND CATHOLICS AT ALL...
DO THEY HAVE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES IN HEAVEN

Now tithing is compulsory.... Just like paying school fees

The Pastor should rusticate those who doesn't pay up.
Do they think it's easy to brainwash people?

johnydon22:
hello my brother.. Long time it has been indeed. How are you?

I'm good bro. Just enjoying my holiday quietly.
How's Enugu? Hope you went to church?

Gpdwise:
I have been trying for the past three (3) hours now to explain the concept of God to my six year old half brother. who recently just returned from the states. I tried reading using the bible and he asked me the most difficult but simple question. Big brother where did God come from if you said there was nothing in world!! I dropped the bible immediately.

I tried using nature to explain that the beautiful flowers, birds and sea were created by God. Then he asked me who created God because mama bird and papa bird will have junior bird and for the flowers I need to plant its seed for them to grow.. so big brother who is papa God

You're trying to introduce the concept of God (good) to a six year old boy, which will also prompt the explanation of the concept of the devil (evil) to him.

Have you forgotten that in your Bible God warned the first man and woman against eating from the tree of (knowing) good and evil, in which they failed because Satan INTRODUCED the fruit to them?


You must be SATAN!

johnydon22:
This is incorrect - before the bible and christianity and islam we had our own beliefs and religion and God.

i think the swagger of Abrahamism makes jewish myths tastier to whole lot of simple minded shallow african minds.

Hello sir Johnny... Longest time

They're some fine brainy dudes that wants a lady who can match their own level of intelligence; engage in meaningful conversation and be able to stand an intellectual argument.

But most Naija girls are dumb. If you try to engage them in a conversation that'll make them think, they shy away and start feeling inferior around you.

Those type of girls they only have one thing to offer you.

And I usually wonder what else they can offer apart from....


The brainy ones are either not cute, not interested or already taken.

Now you get stuck with these ones that can offer you just one thing....

You can't just stop loving Christianity.... They are dynamic!

janellemonae:
Atheists really need to check their belief system and the reasons they hate the church so much.

Ive noticed that atheists, ecspecially these nigerian ones, NEVER criticize all these islamic killings or terrorism. They only run their mouths when its a christian topic or about a christian pastor. And when its a muslim topic, they find a way of still abusing Jesus Christ or the bible but NEVER the quaran or Mohammed.

Its kinda clear they are both (atheists & islamic terrorists) brainwashed by the same demons.

Atheists neither hate the church nor Christians.

We only hate the fact that as tamed and psychologicallly-balanced individuals, you guys have the potentials to explore every diameter of your thoughts, reasoning; to become a more rational beings, yet you allow religious ignorance and gullibility to hold you in bondage and strip you of every atom of sense. Therefore you become a 'walking' capital to some 'entrepreneurialistic religious leaders,' who have nothing to offer than the same Bible in your house.

And as concerned and enlightened individuals, we've only come to show our fellow tamed brothers the way...

But can you go to the wild to start reasoning with lions?

LuveU2:
hi herald Its time to vote.
Come vote my candidate here dear
https://www.nairaland.com/3263244/mr-nairaland-contest-2016-elimination#48103668

Just type I vote falconey Cc NLJega Thats all

I see u are off line now, anyway voting ends at 6pm and continues tomorrow @10 am

Sorry Miss, I'm not so much active on NL cause of my exams.
This is me wishing your candidate a smooth ride to the finals

I think he is lucky to have a passionate manager like you

winner01:
Welcome home!!! I praise God for your life my brother. Which church do you attend my brother, which part of Nigeria do you stay, we can discuss on email. God bless you.
Now I also pray and hope that Loj Blackjewelry Sirwere RobinHez FrancisTony donnffd Antiparticle Krystalzkris freecocoa OgundeleT TheDauraMallam, thehomer K9blunt ( f ), joywendy( f), herald9 , MarieSucre reallest PAGAN9JA krattoss hahn Queed, dabosuker Johnydon22 realtem sorextee Dekatron djdoxxx kolajamesjnr Liekiller SIRANDREWS , seun plaetton , menesheh wiegraf , finofaya Redlyn , Longstride, Rainess rinrin23 tangled Misogynist2014 Pr0ton , davien teempakguy dorox Joseph1013 cloudgoddess sweetcocoa dalaman hahn menehsheh frank317 plaetton ifeness realmindz lilbrown007 et al. will follow.

In the religious world, two things exists- God and Satan.
If you serve God, 'Satan' will be after you.
If you serve Satan, God's people will be after you...

What if you choose not to serve any?

Peace of mind!

Now why should I trade my peace of mind for anything?

As per praying for me to follow this dude.... You got prayers and you have a right to pray them... Keep praying bro

LuveU2:
Will u do same for me

Your dp says you're already a gated community... Is it okay to trespass?

Btw, dear i need you to vote for my candidate right in my siggy, just like you voted last year. Voting starts this week and i will surely notify u with the appropriate link when it starts. Thank u!

Girls! When they need favour from you they start coaxing you with sweet names... Even a stranger!

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9jacodedgist:
and put me with her inside to watch over her

Except you be flower

If I marry this kinda wife... I wouldn't touch her. I'd rather put her in a showcase in my sitting room and admire her day and night

thesicilian:
Its a shame that such a well acclaimed woman of God would even consider divorcing her husband, and even go further to the extent of gloating over it. How does she counsel the younger women who come to her for advice on their marital problems?

She's telling them that they always have the right of getting out of an uncomfortable, abusive marriage.

That marriage is no more for better and for worse.

Thanks.

Fynestboi:
I seeeeee.

Instead of using only #300 to subscribe for monthly Opera Mini bundle for browsing his assignments and downloading pdfs...

With school WiFi he could do other heavy downloading.

solite3:
water can exist in three state at the same time.God himself is a triune being the father the word and the spirit. For example in genesis chapter 1:26 you will think God was talking to another being but no he was not. This might seem strange only because we are not trinue in nature. Take for example one of God's quality which is "truth", for God to be true there must be a witness even the bible says in the witness of two or three every matter must be settled.since God has being true from eternity then there must be a witness to this. Jesus refers to himself as a true and faithful witness, God the father was a witness to Christ, that is why Jesus never called himself God or reveal his identity as Christ he left that for the father and you know what, the father reveal to Peter who Jesus was. Another witness is the holy spirit, Jesus clearly stated that the holy ghost will bear witness of him while Jesus himself bear witness of the father.these things proved more that God is truth and in him there is no lie.shallom

Water can exist in three states, but can ONE molecule of water exist in three states simultaneously?

The rest of the garbages are ignored.

ArcToyin:
Water exist in how many state?

Three: Liquid water, ice and vapour...

But can A molecule of water exist simultaneously in those three states?
Of course not, it must change forms.

From the story of Jesus' baptism; Jesus was physically on earth, the Holy Spirit was physically present through a Dove and another voice spoke from heaven...

So one person could actually split himself into three, sent himself to earth yet still up there in heaven while sending himself to confirm himself to be his only son?

If this is not insanity, then I don't know what to call it.

simplex2:
You and I aren't any better or more prayerful than those that did find themselves in the situation, neither are you more righteous than those that had died in worse situations (Pst Bimbo, Myles Munroe - Airplane crash). It takes only a careless driver, a careless move, a mechanical mishap for an accident to occur. None of your prayers is going to do any sh!t, it has been useless in case you haven't really noticed.

So, bros, I don't say any prayers to remind any God of his supposed responsibility.

Once again, I ask, what's the prayer for exactly?

Good one.

I'm sure before they even left, two to three pastors must have bombarded them with prayers and later ask for offerings to God for safe journey...

When I enter commuter buses, I make sure I find a safe spot to settle which I could easily escape in case of mishaps... And I don't usually sit at the front cause that's the first point of contact.

Everyone should be safety conscious... Prayers doesn't do nada.

If the earth tries to lick such a sweet girl, it'll have diabetes... Ah swear

johnydon22:
Honestly i was laughing while reading his posts .. God is three persons but 1 being.. serious "being" is the position of person hood so still same thing as person.

My bro was really making sense though no wonder catholics always employ the good ol saint augustine's allegory tactics to evade answering the trinity inconsistency.

Just imagine :
There is ONE God, God is THREE persons, EACH PERSON is fully God.

Mathematically,

1=3=1

Welcome To Quantum Religion

Bursted!

This is nice mehn...
It even came with Dolce & Gabbana shoes and sandals

Richirich713:
1. There is one God 2. God is 3 co-existing eternal persons. 3. Each person is fully God.

You might soon run mad

The more complicated a deity is, the more it is sweeter to worship. People want a god that will evade human understanding, not the one you can simply dismantle and couple back as you like. They all want something mysterious, something that when subjected to common reasoning will look steewpid, and they'll be like "yeah, the things of the spirit are steewpid to carnal minds"

That's the logic behind the trinity.

Even when I was shy... I had my means of wooing a lady

I stare whenever she passes by to make her notice me and give out a cool smile when we have eye contact...

When my mission of being noticed is completed, I quit staring and act like she doesn't exist... There she'd be having conflicting thought in her mind.. She'll thinking a hundred reasons as to what happened... Is it her dressing, is it her new hairstyle?, etc...

Before you know, she'll be the one doing the staring and the only thing I have to do is walk up to her, smile, tell her my name and get her number

Still a Lil bit shy though.. And 80% introverted... And I wanna contest for a political office in my dept

What happened to our local snake tomato sef... This would have been a better alternative to this other scarce tomato...

True

Ghana and sextapes sha... After the Tamale sextape saga, now this...

How about the Viking's Blood Eagle?

“The offender gets down on his knees, and his back is opened with knives. And then, with axes, his ribs are chopped away from his spine, and then his lungs are pulled out of this huge bleeding wound and laid upon his shoulders so they look like the folded wings of a great eagle. And he must stay like that — suffering — until he dies. If he suffers in silence, he may enter Valhalla. But if he screams, he can never into its portals.”

Watching this scene in the movie was a gruesome experience!

Hehehe
How can someone straff what they ain't proud of?
Was it a contractual straffing?