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LuveU2:
Will u do same for me

Your dp says you're already a gated community... Is it okay to trespass?

Btw, dear i need you to vote for my candidate right in my siggy, just like you voted last year. Voting starts this week and i will surely notify u with the appropriate link when it starts. Thank u!

Girls! When they need favour from you they start coaxing you with sweet names... Even a stranger!

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9jacodedgist:
and put me with her inside to watch over her

Except you be flower

If I marry this kinda wife... I wouldn't touch her. I'd rather put her in a showcase in my sitting room and admire her day and night

thesicilian:
Its a shame that such a well acclaimed woman of God would even consider divorcing her husband, and even go further to the extent of gloating over it. How does she counsel the younger women who come to her for advice on their marital problems?

She's telling them that they always have the right of getting out of an uncomfortable, abusive marriage.

That marriage is no more for better and for worse.

Thanks.

Fynestboi:
I seeeeee.

Instead of using only #300 to subscribe for monthly Opera Mini bundle for browsing his assignments and downloading pdfs...

With school WiFi he could do other heavy downloading.

solite3:
water can exist in three state at the same time.God himself is a triune being the father the word and the spirit. For example in genesis chapter 1:26 you will think God was talking to another being but no he was not. This might seem strange only because we are not trinue in nature. Take for example one of God's quality which is "truth", for God to be true there must be a witness even the bible says in the witness of two or three every matter must be settled.since God has being true from eternity then there must be a witness to this. Jesus refers to himself as a true and faithful witness, God the father was a witness to Christ, that is why Jesus never called himself God or reveal his identity as Christ he left that for the father and you know what, the father reveal to Peter who Jesus was. Another witness is the holy spirit, Jesus clearly stated that the holy ghost will bear witness of him while Jesus himself bear witness of the father.these things proved more that God is truth and in him there is no lie.shallom

Water can exist in three states, but can ONE molecule of water exist in three states simultaneously?

The rest of the garbages are ignored.

ArcToyin:
Water exist in how many state?

Three: Liquid water, ice and vapour...

But can A molecule of water exist simultaneously in those three states?
Of course not, it must change forms.

From the story of Jesus' baptism; Jesus was physically on earth, the Holy Spirit was physically present through a Dove and another voice spoke from heaven...

So one person could actually split himself into three, sent himself to earth yet still up there in heaven while sending himself to confirm himself to be his only son?

If this is not insanity, then I don't know what to call it.

simplex2:
You and I aren't any better or more prayerful than those that did find themselves in the situation, neither are you more righteous than those that had died in worse situations (Pst Bimbo, Myles Munroe - Airplane crash). It takes only a careless driver, a careless move, a mechanical mishap for an accident to occur. None of your prayers is going to do any sh!t, it has been useless in case you haven't really noticed.

So, bros, I don't say any prayers to remind any God of his supposed responsibility.

Once again, I ask, what's the prayer for exactly?

Good one.

I'm sure before they even left, two to three pastors must have bombarded them with prayers and later ask for offerings to God for safe journey...

When I enter commuter buses, I make sure I find a safe spot to settle which I could easily escape in case of mishaps... And I don't usually sit at the front cause that's the first point of contact.

Everyone should be safety conscious... Prayers doesn't do nada.

If the earth tries to lick such a sweet girl, it'll have diabetes... Ah swear

johnydon22:
Honestly i was laughing while reading his posts .. God is three persons but 1 being.. serious "being" is the position of person hood so still same thing as person.

My bro was really making sense though no wonder catholics always employ the good ol saint augustine's allegory tactics to evade answering the trinity inconsistency.

Just imagine :
There is ONE God, God is THREE persons, EACH PERSON is fully God.

Mathematically,

1=3=1

Welcome To Quantum Religion

Bursted!

This is nice mehn...
It even came with Dolce & Gabbana shoes and sandals

Richirich713:
1. There is one God 2. God is 3 co-existing eternal persons. 3. Each person is fully God.

You might soon run mad

The more complicated a deity is, the more it is sweeter to worship. People want a god that will evade human understanding, not the one you can simply dismantle and couple back as you like. They all want something mysterious, something that when subjected to common reasoning will look steewpid, and they'll be like "yeah, the things of the spirit are steewpid to carnal minds"

That's the logic behind the trinity.

Even when I was shy... I had my means of wooing a lady

I stare whenever she passes by to make her notice me and give out a cool smile when we have eye contact...

When my mission of being noticed is completed, I quit staring and act like she doesn't exist... There she'd be having conflicting thought in her mind.. She'll thinking a hundred reasons as to what happened... Is it her dressing, is it her new hairstyle?, etc...

Before you know, she'll be the one doing the staring and the only thing I have to do is walk up to her, smile, tell her my name and get her number

Still a Lil bit shy though.. And 80% introverted... And I wanna contest for a political office in my dept

What happened to our local snake tomato sef... This would have been a better alternative to this other scarce tomato...

True

Ghana and sextapes sha... After the Tamale sextape saga, now this...

How about the Viking's Blood Eagle?

“The offender gets down on his knees, and his back is opened with knives. And then, with axes, his ribs are chopped away from his spine, and then his lungs are pulled out of this huge bleeding wound and laid upon his shoulders so they look like the folded wings of a great eagle. And he must stay like that — suffering — until he dies. If he suffers in silence, he may enter Valhalla. But if he screams, he can never into its portals.”

Watching this scene in the movie was a gruesome experience!

Hehehe
How can someone straff what they ain't proud of?
Was it a contractual straffing?

Samid1:
We d udi boys put off d fire 30 mins b4 d fire men came, we were only expressing our anger cus we called dem 4 hours earlier no life was lost only 1 injured. Comment wat u like but udi boys ar nt nutorious uniuyo iz still a great skul. I rep udi rm18 4 life ( Desmond Donbizzy) luv ya all

Don't blame them, blame the traffic. I was coming back from school when I learnt that lectures won't be holding, when I saw them trying to maneuver their way through the traffic... They almost hit a car!

Was at Plaza when I saw the firemen driving at top speed towards that area amidst the bad traffic... Instead of those Taxis to pullover and give them free passage.. . They were actually competing for space... I swear the drivers in the Nigerian roads are retarded.

Chrisx1x:
My only prayer now is for buhari to die because i can't wait till 2019 to get rid of him

This is cool

MacJC:
Chai,..... C finishing!
**falls off mat**
Pls tell whoever says u are not wicked that he/she is wicked!!!


#Sub-zero: "Finish him!"

LOL.
No do abeg.

SMH in 360 degrees.

*Following this thread like a zombie... *

Halimacurves:
Those guys are good no doubt...but illbliss is good. and ruggedman did his own to reshape rap music...

What does Illbliss rap apart from boasting of the money he doesn't have and always appearing pompous in his videos?

Ruggedman was good in his days, at least he stood toe to toe with ModeNine.

But I hated him after I listened to his diss track with Mode9.... That shii really hit some nerves.
I meant, it hit him and re-bounce... and all his fans could feel the tremor from a thousand miles.

I wish Modu could just quit the underground bullshyte and embrace the modern rap... Underground raps doesn't pay bills.

Nowadays, I do more of M.I and Yung6ix in Naija category.
But their songs doesn't last in my playlists cause I'm obsess with J. Cole.

To cure yourself from getting mad at the Naija rap industry... Just take a dosage of J.Cole and K.Lamar everyday....



That's how we roll.

Came to read something new, not this regurgitation, please?

Yes, God exists on the pages of the Bible and all religious books out there... But in the real world? I don't know.

Even if there were higher beings and we were actually created, do you think the personalization of these beings and calling them gods... Then writing books to represent their thoughts and actions on the perspectives of one tiny tribe from the middle east and expecting people all over the world to buy it simply on blind faith sounds intelligent to you?

I don't think so.