₦airaland Forum

Samid1:
We d udi boys put off d fire 30 mins b4 d fire men came, we were only expressing our anger cus we called dem 4 hours earlier no life was lost only 1 injured. Comment wat u like but udi boys ar nt nutorious uniuyo iz still a great skul. I rep udi rm18 4 life ( Desmond Donbizzy) luv ya all

Chrisx1x:
My only prayer now is for buhari to die because i can't wait till 2019 to get rid of him

MacJC:
Chai,..... C finishing!
**falls off mat**
Pls tell whoever says u are not wicked that he/she is wicked!!!


#Sub-zero: "Finish him!"

Halimacurves:
Those guys are good no doubt...but illbliss is good. and ruggedman did his own to reshape rap music...

Oshege:
This op don kill me with laugh.....nice one bro



Mine was very embrassing

Have been craving for sex for a very long time though am a virgin. There was this girl i love very much..I bought her lot of gifts anytime i visited her ,i tried to caution myself not to try any sexual advancement with her because i always prove myself to be responsible to her.
I could remember one of the time i visited her, this time marked the day my sexual orientation begun. I bought her captain cook take away(friedrice and chicken), she was so impressed, na that day i know say some girls dey love food like die. She ate and appreciate it, latter i noticed she was moving her mouth towards my lips because we actually sat like say we dey we dey for interview. I dont really get the signal, am so dull and inexperienced.
After several trials, she realized that am so dull and shy, she kiss me on the lips, i feel on top of the world. I don't even know when i said 'please, do that again'. She did and we start the kissing. I dont even know how to kiss because the girl dey complain say y i just dey drop saliva anyhow but i tried sha ...

I went home with a joyful heart, i cant think anything straight again without a recap of the scenerio, infact, the korean movie i watch that same night was so romantic to the fact that any time a love scene happened like kissing and romance(na me and the girl i dey always see for the movie )


The next day, i went straight to her place and prepared for sex. After watching some funny videos for 1 hours with her na so we start the kissing...this time around i don sabi kiss o though i don stream some crazy youtube video about kissing before that time.

The girl can't control it anymore ..my kondo self don rise like nepa poll. My lips don dey pain me coz the girl dey suck and eat am.

I was suprised and amazed when this girl zip down her shirt and i saw light bare breast that stand . I was so confused, i just dey look at the breast for like 1minutes, i no do anything. The girl bent my head down and i dey suck am..
I dey on top the girl .i cant control my self ..i just dey try Bleep the girl even with her skirt on and with my dick inside my jean.
I was behaving like a bull dog..i slide my dick for just 40secs inside jeans, i just dey shout when i dey cum. The girl dey afraid ..
Before i knew it, i don cum inside my boxer and i don wet the girl skirt badly as in e b like say na tap water dey inside my testicles.

I really felt embarassed..

JackBizzle:
Jesus!

I hope they don't blast you with sermons through loudspeakers in the morning and night?

JackBizzle:
Yeah, but for me, I find it hard to even stay in church. The bullshyte is too much!

lodscott:
its not outrageous its courageous for them to believe someone would actually opt for this

GODthefather:
no am not Yoruba,I belong to no race,am immortal and you are still a child

GODthefather:
young child,I was there when the idea of nairaland was conceived,I am immortal

JackBizzle:
Weird Atheism


Has anyone seen a dramatic change in lifestyle after becoming an atheist? I know different people have different reactions but here is mine;


After becoming an atheist-

1) I have become more thoughtful about things. But this has also made me moody. This is because I am starting to realise that life is unfair and that so many people waste their lives for useless things like religion and wars.

2) I'm more interested in science fiction and the supernatural. I keep wondering what is at the end of the universe. I consume horror and sci fi movies like a madman.

3) I'm a more curious person. Nowadays, I tend to demand for proof or more explanations for things.

4) I can't stop thinking about death and history. When it comes to death, I just wonder why we are here in the first place when it is so easy to die and never come back. As for history, I keep wondering about the generations before us. When I see an old house, I imagine the people who have lived there and died there.

5) Children. My love and pity for children has grown. I realised how much misinformation we are abused with as children. The religious indoctrination and the cultural taboos. I try to teach children whenever I have the chance.


6) Hatred. There is this hatred for deceivers and false prophets. There was a time I even sat next to a pastor. This guy was so fake with all his jewleries and he was talking to me gently. Despite his gentle approach, I moved away. I could not just stand his fakeness. The clown was talking humble but has jewelry worth millions on his hands and necks. I can't even listen to christian preaching anymore or even Nigerian politicians when they speak. They lie lie lie lie.




Have you guys changed in any way?

GODthefather:
you mean religious humans,they worship me,if any of them utter any vulgar words,GOD will smite them.