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dammytosh:
Teach me.

And also tell me you know all the villages with no motorable road that he possibly went through nd u factored them in your rubbish geography.

You carry ur BLACK impossible mindset and be forming elite.


As far as I am concerned, he trecked it u too otherwise proven.

Bro, i detest ignorance but whenever i find the opportunity to teach, i'll just do it.
Okay, listen up.
1. In Mathematics, Geometry taught us that ; The shortest way to move from point A to point B is Straight line.
I.e: ax +by +c=0, where a, b, c are real constant, and a, b are not zero e.g the Hypotenus of a triangle.
2. Geography taught us that Earth is not flat but spherical, therefore, the shortest distance from point A to point B is Zigzag.

Now back to the trekker, for him to be able to travel from Point A(Lagos) to Point B (Abuja), he must either go through a "STRAIGHT line" or "ZIZ-zag" cos he can't fly.
So, if the straight line distance from Lag to Abj is 1200km, how on earth can he do it in 19 days?! That means he had trekked 63.15km in 24 hours for 19days without rest. At which her rested, took some selfies, ate, etc.
Bro, i hope you gerrit? If not you are among the complete idiat that believes everything is possible.

dammytosh:
Charles Novia should go and take a seat and continue writing the crap he writes against his colleagues.

If it were to be a white man that made that spurious claim , we will not come here and be typing crap.

That he trecked from Lagos to Abuja does not mean he went through the same express road u are measuring.

Trecking from Island to yaba does not mean u must measure third mainland bridge there are plenty routes.

Stop making sh.it comparisms, i don't think you attentend geography and mathematics class for ya secondary school.

LastProphet:
Am Buhari supporter but I dont think that guy did not hitch a ride somewhere, except he took some routes shorter than we know sha.

k'osi ona abuja l'ori ope..
Go check the maps, no short cuts.

Dragonking:
Dont mind them. APC propaganda and lies!!!

That trekking was a scam, a bulls.h.it, it's only a gullible idiats would believed it.
In Reality, in 6 months, he'll never reach Abuja, he'll die of Musculocellular trauma and Cadiovasculas stress.
Who no no say the guy join train/trailer to skip some arid regions.
Who not sabi the trick to hid a piece of meat undeneath the tougue?!
...And the mofos are aplauding him.
I wonder how the incoming govt will perform if they can't detect a simple scam by that nigga forming cow.
Even a fulani hearder that could walk the earth won't pull that stunt in within that short time.

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Adyrin:
Oho....
1.When you look without seeing!
2.When your landlord comes for rent while you've got 2years left to stay
3.When your wife gives birth to an albino and you both are from a charcoaled black generation!
4.When you begin awoko from resumption day and get 8F and 1E in your 9registered courses!
6.When you starch your shirt and take a bike to toast a new babe only to see her bf driving d latest range
7.When its your turn to make withdrawals from the ATM after a long queue and the machine says interswitch unavailable
8.When you didn't notice there's no number 5

when your downloading failed at 99%.

A 2000 model in 2015 that look like a year old?!
Bvlls.hit.

richgang:
I heard it's a South African Man that owes MTN company, if anything happen to my brother in SA, I go burn close to 5 MTN buildings, deer me

Tell ya brother to fight or run..

Flets:
What is wrong with black race?

Native SAs vs foreign blacks
Native Lagosians vs other Nigerians
Igbo vs Yoruba
Middle belt vs Fulani
Ijaw vs Itsekiri

Its never against the white race but against themselves. What is wrong with the black man?

It is normal bro, if people don't fight how and where is the earth gonna get 54 million deaths annually?
Welcome to earth.

Olamitisoji:
If Nigerians can do this it will be great. Nigeria needs to stand up and show south africa its place. Let's kill their market in Nigeria. Boycott all south african establishments. PEP, Games, Shop Rite, Stanbic, MTN, Rand Investment Bank, Spar, Park 'N' Shop. Together we can. Apart we cannot. Let's defend ourselves politely even if our government is not ready to.

Na for where we go start?

Activa:
How market nah?

Such is life and time will tell..
No more pains :-)

I got 500mb for 1 month!!
Na confirm!

Who send una message go zulu land?
Na now you know say you be Nigerian?!
Y'all have to take heart and bear it cos problems weh dey Naija, we and sai baba still no no how to tackle am, talk saving pple from zulu.
Na OYO una dey o..

smartdaniel100:
Fellow Nairalanders, i want you guys to please help me REVIEW this my sport site and tell me your Opinion towards it. www.sportrecent..com

Well, you still have a lot to do.
I think you should go for .com instead of cos most people tends to ignore anything .
I see as unprofessional site.

Without music, life would be a mistake.

New Facebook page, new Nairaland account, new e-mail address, everything bout you is NEW!
Well, i got few questions for you.
Is it an online school?
Where is your office?
Why is it free?

SkinnyDude:
this pix don motivate me

Igba ara la a b'ura.
Fvck hard while you can.
Get some fvck tools if youre weak nigga.
#YOLO

He wan die ni?
Even the legendary Forest Gump had to abort his half the earth trekking.

Uk, Canada and Switzerland cos i'm a Cappy!

Got men's shoes?

If you've problems with win8/8.1 then you're a learner.

davidque007:
Consult your doctor, nairaland isn't the place to solicit for such advice

Shu?! Wake up, This is 21st century where information is power.
You think say na only olodos full NL?
Professionals yapa for here weh fit help you with appropirate info FOC.

usqoh:
Lucky you. There is no excuse again for her to deny you sex.

ahahaha..

moreeni:
Oh my nigga, I ain't gonna ve no problem like this cos I ain't gonna marry no woman. I love men nigga

ahahahaha..

moreeni:
No be small thing! The guy shouldn't look back...she's not worth it! She clearly is into someone else.

what if she's Madueke, Alakija, Beyonce or Kadashian?
What if your wife caught you in the act too? Would you want her to throw you to the dogs?
Grow up nigga, real marriage is more than sex.
Meanwhile, Toto is meant for fvcking and if you'r jigging it and she aint tweaking, she'll look for another mvthafucker to dig it.
That's why i prefer arranged marriage though.

It's difficult but not for me..
I'll deal with it Professionaly in diplomatic way.
Firstly, why do you marry her?
My reason for marrying her is paramount and ultimate and nothing (infidelity, cheating, sex starving, or whatever) will be able to seperate us.
I ma typical Capricorne though.

major466:
Interpretation of Buhari's comments: Don't expect me to fulfill my promises to
1. Wipe Kworroption.
2. Stabilize international Oil Prices single handedly.
3. Make $1=N1
4. Provide 20,000MW of Power Supply within one Year!
5. End Boko Haram in two months.
6. Give N5,000 to 25 million unemployed youths.
7. Free meals for Children.
8. Create 7 million jobs per annum.
9. Free health care for everyone.
10. Turn Nigeria into Dubai.

They were busy making unrealistic plans without adequately streamlining the Viability and Possibility of implementing them. No road map on where the funds will come nor how they intend to generate finances needed to fulfill these bogus projects.

So there you have it Nigeria. This is the Change you voted for. Change from making promises to breaking promises.

Sometimes, i weep for Nigeria cos of the level of ignorance and gullibility amongs em.
GMB is a liar from the pit of hell..
As for me, i won't be dissapointed cos i'm not expecting anthing from him.

whillyamz98:
Man can not live in both saturn and jupiter. there is no air and water.

Sure, but they aint hot

whillyamz98:
It does but no scientist can land on the jupiter or saturn. One is hot and the other...

Saturn and Jupiter hot?! I don't think so.

ozoigbondu:
He promised us that and he must deliever

He tricked you and you believed him cos of your gullibility.
It is only the paranoid and under informed fellows that will believe GMB will make N1 to $1 cos most of y'all knows nothing bout Government, Commerce and Economics wrt Economy's Growth.
Employment is another issue, the kinda unemployable graduates our schools produces each year is alarming coupled with crippled systems of education.
Where is Gmb gonna put em?
Thirdly, he can't put fuel pump price to N45 for many reasons.
We should move outta Nairaland to see whatsup in the world oil market news. GMB cant dictate oil price.
Power Sector nko, 24hrs power na lie.
He just can't do a lot of the things he said in his manifesto, that's politics for you.
Start doing things that will improve your life and don't wait for the government for bread cos they don't really care about us.
Grow up Nigerians grow.

Do this, do that..
N1 to $1, Oil, Power, Jobs etc.
Most Nigerians are paraniod.
Smh.

Hmmn!