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xpac01:
Urrm, Nope, not that. I imagine the check point mounted by the church might be real obstruction to the military network around the location.

iffa hear!? Military wetin?!
I know that Church, it's not far from F.C.E G.waya where all the correct babes are conjured.
RIP to the Boys.

OP, this is bull sh.it, copy and paste baggar.
1. Procrastination; he who fight and run away live to fight another day, if Jona had not postponed the poll who knows what coulda happen?
2. Loose life; that thing you called loose is best moment for another.
3. Celebrate others; celebrate yourself, others will follow.
4.When has sefie become a cause to memory loss?
5. laughing is good for brains.
6. I'm a perfectionist, i give my best always.
7. Not Every human believe in God.
8. Spend more energy to marry the right babe else she destroy you.
9. The compound "THC" in weed is good for your health.
10. If sex before marriage is curse, then you are cursed too.
11. People should stop learning from posts like this.
12. Even God re organise.
13. what's the fu.k.ing point of giving unpleasantly?
17. F..uck thinking, start believing and acting.. God maketh poor, HE also maketh rich, 1sam 2;5 thinkin Big is sh.it before God.
18. Good.
19. Be desperate, be violent, street aint smilling, even GMB is a desperado.
20. Live your life, stop copying s.h.it, you are unique.
You are not a biological accident, you made for a purpose i.e spoons can't function as knives and vice -versa.

I don't agree with wolf as ikooko.
Hyena is ikooko-ajegun'jeran.

brownlord:
He's right.

Came on Friday, bomb blast on Saturday...

"Aje ke l'ana omo ku loni"..
BH is bigger than Buhari though.

54 dead, 143 injured?!!
Omg!!
Wetin dis BH want self?

Lobatan..
BH goes continental..
..and some says it's cheap APC Propaganda!
The world is sick, we need miracles fast!

nurey:
Op discussion continues is honda Accord 06 and 07 only, evil spirit started from 08 to 13 I think, also camry muscle starts from 07 to 12 try to correct those.

Mercedez 911 popularly called molue was formed by students back then, in 1972 there was a riot and students were forced to take those buses then cause they had no choice, so one day the conductor was beating and harassing students and a military man was on mufti and watching so when they got to barrack bus-stop then at oshodi the army told the conductor to get down and student and the conductor was been beaten and he was begging and shouting (I didn't beat u, I didn't beat u in yoruba) meaning "mo lu ire" from there molue was coined among we students then. Those days were interesting.

Kai, liar!!
Molue is a youruba meaning of the english word "Maul it"
Those big buses were meant for mauling/jam-packing passengers. i.e 49 sitting, 99 standing.
#fact

DaGC:
Volkswagen beetle - 'tortoise car'

Na yerinbeto for my language.

xreal:
...just like in chinese movies. They keep coming.

"Awon Sufaiyo"
;-D

Yes!
Till some pple give up..

Liar from the pit of hell!
No source, no proof.

sauceny:
Men be getting into troubles with their Ding Dong

But if it were in south west(especially lagos),the man might get just 2yrs or an option of N100k fine + a surety that has an evidence of tax payment of 2yrs.

I think the SW punishment is better.
How on earth will you jail a man 35 years for raping, when the pple wey dey loot us are celebrated!
Why not just kill him then?!

sauceny:
Men be getting into troubles with their Ding Dong

But if it were in south west(especially lagos),the man might get just 2yrs or an option of N100k fine + a surety that has an evidence of tax payment of 2yrs.

I think the SW punishment is better.
How on earth will you jail a man 35 years for raping?!
Why not just kill him?!
It's a waste of resources though.

Mobi47:
Bro wat APN, pls i need d APN ID that wks wt it. My 3gig jst de waste since beginning of ds month

Is it airtel?

Condolence ke?
Na R.i.p tins o..

Good deal!

In an estate?!
Sport betting is it..
Don't do Nairabet, 1960bet, Surebet and co..
Bet9ja and Winnasgolden bet are the real deal.
;-)

Is there an accomodation?

2m for 07 camry with over100km?!
Bullshit..
I'll get a 2015 camry instead.

utytill:
They are thieves in diferent names.eg far*uk

The same set of idle bunch of f.u.ck.
Senate is OLE while House of Rep is Olosha.
All of combined are Agbewiri.

talktrue1:
The transformer serving my area just packed up and we were told to contribute N5k to procure a new one.

You see that?!!
And some of y'all start blaming Jona for your inability to help procure a new one.
Una no get LGA? How much be transformer self?!
If you can afford a range rover, a piece of land and other goodies but can't conduct a successful CDA meeting to enjoy eletricity, then you deserve an award of idocy.
Bros, where d'u reside self?

Jona's enemies are gullible and brainwashed-idiats that knows nothing bout History nor Government, they are so pathetic..
No wonder Buhari said in 1984; "My People are senseless, useless and indisciplined"
idiatic lots clamouring for stvpid change.
They blame everything including impotency, phycosis and stvpidity on Jona. Well, i'm yet to hear where those mofo-darkness pple resides.
Even in borno, yobe etc, there is light.
Just imagine this; The president commissioned a new sub power plant as a part of of the eletrictiy project to serve some geographical area and some mofo shouting from every angle of Naija that they've got no light?!!
Chai, this is total madness!
I blame it on em little or no proper education.

Glowstone:
GOD BLESS YOU SIR
GOD WILL GIVE US VICTORY OVER OUR ENEMY

God bless Jonathan!
Continue the good work sir.
Light dey waste for my Agege LGA of Lagos State.
AC chilling, Freezer, washer, Double electric burner, Electric fryer, all eletrical appliances working good!
To Y'all living in darkness, tell us where you reside and i will show you a sh.i.thole..

Creamz:
The chances of President Jonathan winning this election is very slim going by this. And especially now that people want change.

Learner! With %15 only, Jona is good to go..
After the poll, life will become unbearable for many apshitters.
They'l have no choice than to do the needful..

2undexy:
*O Lord, bami darijin won, kofenu ton fi pemi local pemi no1*................just passin by

owo yapa ninu bank account mi, furo nla nla yapa lori tabili mi..

I'm a typical capricorne.
*winks*

Dotwillis1:
ose jare, ise e daa!1 bottle of Orijjin for yhu!

You'r mouthed!
Na Orijin onike o.

farano:
Hot slim babes rock . Some call us boyfriend snatcher

Lepa bone?! Tufiakwa!
Fat a.sss with thick hips babes rocks.

Dotwillis1:
I don't care about booobs..

... TeamBigButts!

Boobs ke? I dey madt?! Furo nla to circular and curved like parabola lo le se o..
#TeamBigBootys