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Just called airtel, the lady told me its 200mb for N100, valid for 1 month and it won't work for browsers or any other apps except whatsapp.

Never told her bout you guys though.

Coldfeet:
which one Una dey nah?

Guy, me self tire for these peeps o.
They should tell us if it works for browsers.
You can use *123*123# to check ANY balance on Airtel.

I think I am under spiritual attack..

I ma bible scholar and used to be a bible teacher but its all gone in the winds!

I never attend church service anymore

You may wanna ask why?

I gave up on Religion for Science.
I believe Science (Astrology) could explain why things are the way they are, who we really are and how you can function cos I believe we were created for a purpose(s) and if you sway from that, abuse is inevitable.
The story or the Talent comes to mind.


Well, the devil may have taken my faith and gave science but where can I find help when there is question mark in every religion?

Can somebody help me?!

Do it yourself, you can do better than you think.

ishiamu:
Apc and lies

5 and 6

This is Nigeria where niggas dey vex gan..
"Sorry" fit help you to get an angry niggas attention.

"Excuse me" or "Please" are appropirate though.

sleektalker:
And Buhari did his successfully. Gos is watching.

chai, Enemies follow jona reach Polling booth?!
No wonder the guy wan cancel card readers.
Diaris God o..

hallysonia:
Story fr d gods....if dey lyk, leme dem cut buhari wit thumbprinted ballot paper.
#I wil stil vote fr change

You see that?!
A typical example of an illiterate and brainwashed idiat.
Is this the change we so desired?!
Smh.

APC equal LIES
After seeing the Offender name and where she represents(APC women leader) they are still claiming she's PDP! They can lie sote dedi body go shout sai baba.
Why can't you guys be realistic for once?!
Imagine such was caught in Fayose's state, tis these same sets of lazylots that will take the front row crying foul and shoutin Kill Kill Kill..
Brainwashed idiats.

APC equal LIES
They can lie sote dedi body go shout sai baba.
Imagine such was caught in Fayose's state, tis these same sets of lazylots that will take the front row crying foul and shoutin Kill Kill Kill..
Brainwashed idiats.

Here2BustnScrew:
buhari you can lie...

Everybody knows the truth, buhari is an illiterate dictator who has no knowledge about democracy, service and protocols and he won't change.
Imagine buhari saying i will make N1 equivalent to $1 ?!! Any sane educated fellow will know that it takes more to do that.
A fool at forty is a fool forever..

shilexworldsexy:
I can't stop laughing in the office, most pdp pple are jst bunch of fools and an illiterate, u are calling a person an illiterate aboki, to write down the name of the party u are supporting, u are still making mistake, jst three letter words, pls which party is pdd in Nigeria? It is pdp if u didn't go to sch or knw hw to type.... I'm jst sorry for all this pdp members and supporters. U can see what we are saying that we need change, so that we can send pple like u to school, to stop u guys from disgracing our country and yourselves. Think b4 u write and go through them again. Olodo

You see your life outside?!
You failed to address the issue and pdd got you craked up?!
If you can't stop laughing at me and call me all sorts of names simply because i made a typho "P" in PDP, then i wonder what you'l call a leader that doesnt know the full meaning of INEC, APC and the name of his running mate.
I know you'l still lie about it cos yours and lie are birds of a feather.
Deal with it.
Btwn, i'm not a Pdp supporter.
If you think in your wildest dreams that you're better than me academically, then let's go for a debate.
I can arrange us an half hour debate on a national radio tomorrow lunch time.
N:B, come along with your certificates.
Quote this to confirm your agreement.
Thank you.

Gejfreesupport:
“We know that he does not have a certificate and
that he was not eligible to contest but we have
moved on from there and we are ready to meet
him in the field. The truth is that the APC are
suffering from all manner of paranoia and they
have lost touch with reality''- ffk.

This was the highlight..

So on point!
Everybody knows that but some insane elements will prove otherwise.
That's the fine line between the learned PDP and illiterate A.pshit.
They lie about everthing..
I pray the educated nigga win the illiterate a.b.oki.

dabossman:




I'm one of those who right from 1999 believed that democracy is a slow process and isn't the quick fix Nigerians thought it would be. I also believed that it would take time for Nigerians to understand the process having been so militarized. We are still evolving 16 years on. Let's say we are teenagers in this process. But we are not the toddlers we were between 1999-2003.

I totally agree with you that the C-in-C doesn't have absolute power. I also agree that other arms of government must play their part. However, some of the people who have created the biggest problems for the President are people he chose by himself (at least on face level). Chief being his media and publicity team. They have been terrible in managing the President's image. Some of the ministers have ended up making the President look bad. The Special Advisers are obviously not offering good advice. Otherwise the President wouldn't have reacted slowly to many pressing national issues. The question is why does he still keep this people around him?

As far as dealing with the legislators are concerned, the keyword is "lobbying". How many bills were pushed from the President's desk to the legislature? How many were passed successfully? What is the implementation rate of the budget as supervised by serving ministers? These and many more are questions which only the Presidency can answer.

Yes, the President is one man. but he must be responsible for the performance of his team. At least let it be glaring to all that they did their bit and the legislature or judiciary created the bottle necks.

Dabossman, you delivered your words with apt, sense and skill: what more can i say? Oh what a good feeling chatting with well lettered men!!
I love the "millitarized" part.
It obvious we are having more certificateless fellows lately in Nigeria who knows nothing bout Government and History.
The only thing they can do is to destroy "pull him down syndrome"
Are you from Ekiti State? You reminds me of the NL user; Donroxy
I'm following you sir.
Have a good night rest

dabossman:
Er, not trying to get involved in the war of words going on between you and NewNigeriaMind o! I just want to answer the question you asked.

What would I have done? The very same thing that the Presidency has empowered the military to do in the last 6 weeks since the elections got postponed from it's earlier date. Only that I would have done it earlier. Much, much earlier. Like much, much, much, much earlier.

May the gods increase your insight.
That means, he shoulda acted fast!!
Fast is an attitude though, I think jona was slow due to the bureaucratic nature of democracy and the fact that boko moles are in his cabinet
Big Thanks for the contribution bro.


I'm sure you got your cerfifcates stacked on?!

You're not like that follow follow i.diot that's got no knowlege about his environment

naijadeyhia:
[b]Dude being a President is not rocket science. One of the qualities of a good government is being proactive. Finding solutions to problems is not rocket science either because when you identify a problem you are half way to solving it Unlike what GEJ has been doing by denying there even is a problem...thats being clueless of the highest order. You see as a C in C when there is a whisper of a problem in any part of the nation you preside over, you are expected to quickly nip it in the bud...this shows that you are on your toes and ready to run the affairs of the nation unlike what happened in Nigeria from 2011 till date and then the sudden 6 week liberation declaration.

You see, only someone who is a stubborn and repugnant fanatical supporter of GEJ would see white and call it black and this is what you are doing. I would dare to say that if a close relative of yours was amongst those whose innocent lives have been snuffed out by Boko haram you would be singing a different tune now. If you gather 20,000 people in a stadium thats about the number of innocent people who have died....Pause for a minute and imagine that... Just think about it...That much people just erased and not all are northerners...They are all from every part of Nigeria. From the Nyanya bombings to every other bombings and attacks to the beheadings to the suicide bomber deaths to mass genocide cases we are reading about now, to ebola and all that.

GEJ needs to have an emotional assessment carried out and i am trying to play down the word "psychiatric evaluation". But he needs to be checked and fast because his demeanor indicates a man thats emotionally dead and sadistic if all this has happened under his watch. In saner climes we would have been hearing of sacks left right and center but in his government it has been business as usual.

I am tired....my wife is tired.... my kids are tired....my neighbours are tired.... my friends are fed up....and together we have made a date with 28th of march to do something about it. I will not say our focus is change...not at all.... Because we are human and have emotions that are alive our focus is a complete and total removal of this present Government and their ilk. Though it would start as making a change but the end result would be a rebirth.... a rebirth of a nation we were once proud of... a nation once highly respected by all other nations, a nation that once had a loud voice, a nation once sought after by many suitors, a nation once known as the giant of Africa. We are a movement and we will never stop moving until we get this presently corrupted contraption called Nigeria to her rightful place as a world Power and not a regional Power.

God bless you be you foe or friend.

Change is inevitable[/b]

Thanks for the long epistle my brother, we're all tired but we failed to realize that we are running a Democracy form of government whereby the power is shared between the three arms government, being the c in c doesn't give you the absolute power.
We tends to criticise jona for every shortcomings of the government, from agriculture to drugs smuggling, some even criticise him for their inability to fvck their wives?! Isn't that ridiculous?! ! when he's got officers in the necessary quarters to tackle problems and you call that fairness?

What are the Judiciary and Legislative arms doing??!

He's just a man, he's no angel.
We need to change our thinking first cos we cannot solve problems with the same mentality we have when we created them.
Even if Obama was the Nigerian president and hes surrounded with this kinda officers, he would failed.

God bless Nigeria!

NewNigeriaMind:
Secondly its like this argument is adding some kind of value to your life, maybe you can jarkoff to this or something.

if you are still pissed about what I said, do something about it, like seek me out and do something, but if your worst is limited to the online name calling like mama peace, pls don't quote me again.

Also if this will make you fulfilled tonight and make your life better, ok I accept jonathan is the best thing to happen to Otuoke.

are you happy now.

Mad Hatter: “Why is a raven like a
writing-desk?”
“Have you guessed the riddle yet?” the Hatter
said, turning to Alice again.
“No, I give it up,” Alice replied: “What’s the
answer?”
“I haven’t the slightest idea,” said the Hatter

Hahahahaha
I'm expecting your worst.
Gullibility must go..

NewNigeriaMind:
Plus on second thought, what has this discussion got to do government and history? You must be really mad.

Your brains needs formating bro cos last time I checked, we talking National issues; government and history in here. Seem you're in another realm of madness



Some are born mad, some achieve
madness, and some have madness thrust
upon 'em.
Your is the latter from the party of rebels.

NewNigeriaMind:
I have tried to be civil with you but it seems the more I try not to use gutter language with you the more you think you are making sense. your stupidity is legendary, if you are not a dumb Bleep you wouldn't be asking me what I will do differently.

Then talking about government and history, I am sure yours is limited to the tales by moonlight uncle emeka told you in the village square while dancing unclad in whatever shithole you come from....

Back to the matter, if you are dumb and you actually pass through a school with the right teachers you would have been told that sometimes statements are made to bring to fore the seriousness of an issue. if I say boko haram has killed over 5000 people how is it necessarily different form a million and comparing it to the youth corpers killed in 2011. Like I said, you are really dumb but then it seems you like hearing yourself talk, something I have noticed about gej asslickers, common sense is really not common.




Think for your life a minute, are you were you want to be, are things working for you, has this government you want to die for done anything to help your situation. how much is your net worth.

foolish nincompoop

Have you eaten today?

fucking idiot

You see your life outside dancing shoki??!!
Such is there traits when caught!!
Stvpid a.pshitters.
You said the president does nothing to prevent the killings of one million nigerians and you cant tell us how you woulda perfomed better if you were the president?
You turn it to fvck you mode and now you claiming it has nothing to do with government and history.. How do you want to convince us that you attended Government and History classes?? If only you ever attended a school?

NewNigeriaMind:
Ok you have a problem with quoting one million.

Ok book haram has killed over .................. please fill the blank.

Now ask yourself, whatever number you quote there, a president that stood by doing nothing while those people are killed, does such a person deserve a second change.

shallom

I have given you the link to the figures, its left to you to learn or to remain gullible.
My problem with you is that; must you lie to drive home a point? Why not say the truth or keep your peace?

I'm still amused at your idiocy cos you seem to know nothing about Government and History.

Let me help you a bit, now answer this; What would you have done to avert those deaths if you were the president of Nigeria??

I know your response will be stupid but think hard before you reply..

NewNigeriaMind:
Excuse you, you have not said anything meaningful so far.

When has reading and understanding a simple passage becomes your problem?
Go back and read it again till you comprehend it or take it to any learned fellow near you.

I gave a link to prove to you that boko never killed one million people as you and your co- liars had been publicising.
Thank you.

NewNigeriaMind:
I see you are surprised over one million people have been killed so far in the North east. That is how insensitive you jonathan shit eaters have become. well, you should be alarmed. I wish the figure was somehow wrong but then its true. Google is your friend, add the number of people book haram has killed so far since 2011 till date and do the maths.
Their blood is on jonathan for playing politics with their lives and you, the nincompoop follower.

I'm surprised at your idiocy, e no go better for person weh brainwashed you.
Haba, must you lie to drive home your point?!
Google you no sabi, the only tin you sabi na to lieeeee.
It is your type that call a dog mad simply because you wanna skin it..
Liar from the pit of hell, even boko haram go fear for your lies.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boko_Haram


I dare you liars to bring the proof of one million killed since 2011 to date or remain silence forever.
Awon certificateless olodo jatijati.

NewNigeriaMind:
don't forgot the over one million Nigerians killed so far because of the ineptitude of this government.

Vote wisely

Vote APC

One million killed in Nigeria?!!
Where??!!
When?!!!
You dey craze ni??
Abi you know sabi 1,2,3 again?
I'm sure you got no WAEC certificate too.
These angry a.pshiit ppl can lie o.
Apc and lie are 5 and 6.

tit:
if judge does not disqualify buhari,
i shall kill 1000 apc people.
nonsense!
you guys think you have the monopoly of violence.

but i would have prefer to defeat buhari in a free and fair elections.
it is a pity he is not qualify.

Haa, Kill 1000 wetin?!
Jor o, ki yankuri, biko?
Iya, e din agbara ku o, ishan lo pa bruce lee..

Longeria:
APC and lies are identical twin

A lie can travel half way around the
world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
No matter how far APC lies had gone, the truth shall overcome.


If it is a sane country, that buhari shoulda be hanged.

forkadict:
You see, this is what I have been saying all along. TANoids are generally dafft.

It is better you choose death. You don't think you stand a chance of survival against the lion even if it is 0.01 percent? But with death, you stand zero chance. Zero as in NIL, NADA. So which is better id.iot?

Ahahahahah! Angry bleeding buharist!!

Hmmn, they say some old wounds never truly heal,
and bleed again at the slightest word.

Numbing the pain for a while will
make it worse when you finally feel it come march 28.

Turn your wounds into wisdom morafvcker..

forkadict:
Bros no just believe say Naija go survive another 4 years under GEJ o.

Na serious bankruptcy be data men. The id.iot that could improve the lot of the common man when oil was selling at over a hundred dollars per barrel. Is he the one to perform magic now with oil hovering around fifty dollars per barrel?? Naaah.

Nigga, Buhari and jona be like Lion and Death, tis better we choose death jeje cos if lion kgbege you, death self go cry for you.

dunkem21:
..And the online polls and predictions suddenly swing in GEJ's favour

..And when the Lord turned the captivity of Zion, we were like them that dream

..And by this time tomorrow, the figure will double! ..for the Lord will fight the battle and you will hold your peace .

Go, and the Lord will go before you ..

..Goodluck!

Barcanister!! abeg Two Orijin for this guy..

Keegan:
Many of you are still senseless, useless and indiscipline. That what make your country be like this even after 31 years.

Hahahaha, so you believed in that animal in human skin quote?? Oya clap for yaself!!

Btwn, Nigeria is growing fast! And we are proud of our green Nigeria (the giant of Africa)

Where was your country at 55 years old?

bushdoc9919:
OK....he said that. And unfortunately true.

Or what do you call the behaviour of someone who nearly ran me over while jumping a red traffic light several months ago ? Disciplined behaviour?

Buhari won't change much if he wins....but he was right then....and still right now. Nigeria needs discipline...and that can come from Nigerians.

Bushdoc, you've said it all "Buhari won't change"
He's no messiah.

Why do you go away? So that you
can come back. So that you can see the place
you came from with new eyes and extra
colors. And the people there see you
differently, too. Coming back to where you
started is not the same as never leaving.
Terry Pratchett



The world as we have created it is a
process of our thinking.
It cannot be changed without changing our thinking.
Albert Einstein


Life is a series of natural and
spontaneous changes.
Don't resist them; that
only creates sorrow.
Let reality be reality. Let
things flow naturally "FORWARD" in whatever
way they like -
Lao Tzu.

No going back, say no to 1961 basterrrds.

May God grant him the strength to bear the loss.

bushdoc9919:
Unfortunately true today, as it was in 1984...and Buhari never said that BTW.

Oh i see!
Digest this; https://www.nairaland.com/636175/fela-buhari-beasts-no-nation

https://m.facebook.com/rc1023fm/posts/599786736725540