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Chai...

The one wey catch my attention well well,

no.2 1/2 carton of malt #700. Wey one can of malt now na #300

3. 1carton of bottle water #350 wey 1bottle now na #100 some places ene 150 or 200

Good....

All the tribal bigot should be jailed.
On nairaland, they should be band indefinitely.

All the religion bigots should be killed. Because, if your own has grown from tribal to religion bigotry, you're a murderer already at this point you kan kill

#Kaduna

Lol...

If na him, him for don congratulate them.

Anyway, them celebrate am, them no celebrate am, e go enter record sey him performed for world cup 2022.

Go to a better cosmetic store, tel them this your story. Now tell them you want to buy body spray and roll-on if possible, soap inclusive. Present it to him as gift, preferably birthday gift.

Now if you noticed he has finished using it and not willing to buy another one i.e the body odor stars again, politely tell him to consider buying such and keep using them. Tell him it looks MORE good on him.

Sanusi lamido sanusi knew what he was saying when he said the North should control their birth rate

RIP

7.5 million naira too small compare to the stress and torture he passed 2ru.

But atall atall na in bad pass.

Mehhhhnnn...

I hope the guy's name had entered Guinness book of record.

If not, they should go and engrave his name for successfully carryingout this daring suicide mission and getting away with it.

Osibanjo
Sanwo Only
C.C Soludo.
But op,
Wetin no make you include Peter Obi

Claps for Jesus....

But these bullets did they penetrated 2ru the face I'm seeing so or the thin followed back of her head?

Amotekun777:
Which is why it's called "April Fool"

You're the Fool here.

Yes na

Lol....

During my undergraduate days, I had this roommate we both became close. His parents visited us and where so delighted I take their son like my own blood brother.

The guy would call them and tell em most of the assistance I had rendered to him, which made his dad and I communicate almost every week.

One April like this, I called the dad that I would like to visit them, not knowing I was doing April pranks to them.

Come c the way them cooked different food and drinks dey wait for me. The dad even told one of his brother who is far from him to come and meet me too. I had no clue of the magnitude of my idiotic prank until I saw the photos of what they had prepared.
I really felt bad about it.

Since that day, I choose to logout from team April fool.

Good.
But hope it would not increase the gridlock of Lagos State? Because, over population dey worry Lagos gan....

Lol....

See your life?
When Jonathan was on power, and he ordered military to bombard the forest of Maiduguri, and should not handle Boko Haram members with kidgloves, the security agencies started that mission. But this same Buhari you want to see to give go ahead for the bombardment of forest said GEJ is carryingout genocide in the northern part of the country.

Now, the matter don tight wrapper. Even defense HQ in kaduny is not save.

Him dey talk to Tinubu

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It depends on the part of his house he chooses to snap.

That caption looks more like a backyard where they use to keep irrelevant stuffs. Maybe he feels that's the proper place for him to roast the snake.

Or him dey lie too true

Gastrocnemius:
I don't think this is necessary. How many trees do we want to cut down? Some of them are over 20 years and they've been doing well b4

You expect over 20years cashews trees to blossom like the early years of Ronaldo and Messi abi?

Ok, go and bring pastors let them cash-out from you and your dad or begin to bring rift among family. Because, some of them will tell you It's Mr. Lagbaja who's harvesting it spiritually.

Some parts of Abuja fine Sha.
Like:
central area
Asokoro
Maitama

These places fine

pyyxxaro:
Take some prayer warriors to were the tree is located

Let them surround the tree and cast out the demon of barrenness tormenting it

@bold,
They'll now cash-out from him and his dad.

Maybe that's how the species of these particular cashews are.

Cut down all the trees, look for another seedlings and plant.

Then, you have to be patient for few years 3-4years before you start another harvest.

HilcomTech:
IPOB and lies.

Always lying and saying terrible things about every tribe.
You hate Hausa, Calabar, Yoruba, Igala, Fulani etc.

What you type here looks like you're a terrible tribal bigot I just hope it hasn't metamorphosed to religion. The hate you have for IPOB knows no bound. Anyone that says something that u passive it doesn't go well with north, is an IPOB. Which make you have this hatred 2wardz them. Besides, if not because you're viewing whatever someone says from negative point of view, you would not even peak offense on what I said. I had spent over 90% of my living in Nigeria in the northern part. You can make your findings, "was there ever a time they sold cooked cassava (Rogo and yaji) in Malaina leafs"?

Then you get to know you're the one making issues and bigotry out of nothing. Anyway, I am not an Igbo. But @bold.

If you like quote and re-quote me again and again, on this topic, I promise never to engage you again. With my little chat with you, it speaks volume of your kind of person.

Peace...!

HilcomTech:
The bolded shows you are lying.

Me lie to win what actually? You don't know is on (malaina) leaf they used to sell cooked cassava and you're in north?? I'm not obviously talking about l 15years ago. Abi I dey talk to indomie generation? I'm sure even now some part still dish it on Malaina leaf, not because there's no nylon, but that's just the local way of doing it.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Zelenski my niggarrrr

Turn my alcoholic drink with happiness while puffin my weed concurrently or rather simultaneously


Zelenski my nigggarrrrrr

You don come back?

I swearugad, I miss you. Where you been go?
I had also asked of you in few of my comments.

See prove say I asked of you. Below

bewla:
I get chit to watch any program for pot

You don't mean it

Could that be the reason Chanel 29 (Nigeria Idol) just disappeared from Gotv without explanations

Again, what Senate are doing is misplaced priority. They supposed to think of a way to make this thin be pay as you go.

Multichoice level of exploitation na promax.


If not for that their monopoly on EPL, wetin concern person concern DStv

Lol....

Meant for ladies but would share mine.

If you're used to North very well, you will agree with me that if you want to buy cooked cassava, they do dish it on a leaf.

Na so me and this gal dey Waka for road, she come buy hold am for hand dey chop like I don't care who's looking at me.

That tin vex me enter spin

2million naira about £3,000 is not a big money in Europe. If I still tell you to set a pharmaceutical store here, it depends on patronage too. No come stock shop make medicine stay sotey e go come expired, because, even the business people no dey find am easy these days.

If you fit arrange your japa paper enter small European country legally, do so.

Kaduna again

Op.

You said...
"she's the kind of woman any reasonable man would like" So, you can see that you're being unreasonable here. If you no like her, no just toy with her emotion

A lot of people had married because of outward beauty forgetting what really matters the inner beauty (#attitude). Latter they would come to nairaland and create topic such as:
"Help, my husband has gone mad again"
"My wife don't like my parents visiting"
"Help, my wife or my husband is a lucifer"
"Help, my husband does weird things"
And so on and so on....

Now, you just testify that she's the woman any man can dream of having as wife ooo. But you just created this topic. Is like village people dey shake your calabash for this matter.

For me oo.. I will first put her on probation, i.e her attitude/character, if I'm satisfied with it, the next question is, do I love her? Ofcause is my priority that would decide if I love her or not. Is she presentable? Then, I will ask myself this important question. Money dey to dey fan the Love even if na time to time?
Because, sometimes povaty dey rub love commot from person and when money dey, love is sweeter.

From the look of things, you're looking for slayqueen that wears G-strings. . The Lord is your strength.

No Victor no vanquish. We just want peace.

GoldPips:
Activate DND and that will stop
Text stop to 2442

Are you serious? Is it to all network?

Meanwhile, your signature I like it. I'm interested in forex but don't know how to go about it.