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Jokes Etc / Re: Trailer Jam Show by hfinest1(m): 9:49pm On May 29, 2016
chai.... I Don laugh tire... op keep it coming boss
TV/Movies / Re: Images Everyone Obsessed With Super Story Growing Up Will Get by hfinest1(m): 9:38pm On May 29, 2016
awwwwww..... super story... I miss super story o... then, people will be bold to tell pastor "I can't come to church for Thursday meeting o... I no dey miss super story" hehehe... The one I loved most was nnenna I cried at the last episode where she went back with her father... I cried the first time I watched it on nta at 8pm and I cried again when I watched d repeat broadcast on Friday morning cry


my family no dey miss super story for anything o... The good old days mehnsmiley

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Romance / Re: Tweet Of The Day. PHOTO by hfinest1(m): 6:38pm On May 29, 2016
olihilistic:

guy you weekend o
I no weekend o... I last pass weekend bro....

but na plain truth I tell the guy nagrin
Romance / Re: Nairaland Is It Fair by hfinest1(m): 4:36pm On May 29, 2016
I was ban because i told one murderfurker that i blame the sperm that produce him.ok now i want to make this official i blame the sperm that produce nairaland,furk the sperm that produce those murderfurking mod.furk the sperm that produce the person that will post his shiiit on this thrend just view read and furkout.furk nairaland furk them all they can ban me for life i dont care.furk you all.
dude.... I think you took the "ban" thing too personal Mann.... take a chill pill

**sips chilled zobo and sneaks off before op "furks" the sperm that created me**

how can someone even Bleep sperm sef?
Romance / Re: Tweet Of The Day. PHOTO by hfinest1(m): 4:31pm On May 29, 2016
MUVA:
You munched your dry tweet to show us right? undecided




Seen.
you also noticed it's his tweet huh?

@op: *in my nicest voice* based on this shit you tweeted, I'm making an assumption that ur mum and sis behaves like expired products right? don't take it out on all women pls... its disheartening
Literature / Re: Why I Want To Be Bad - A Story by hfinest1(m): 10:44pm On May 28, 2016
Galacious1:
we'r on d same team bro
I sight ya bro
Literature / Re: Why I Want To Be Bad - A Story by hfinest1(m): 8:28pm On May 28, 2016
I'm so loving this story all d way... ride on baba chistar01
Literature / Re: Why I Want To Be Bad - A Story by hfinest1(m): 6:55pm On May 28, 2016
chistar01:
lool... you corrupt shildren want a sex scene? I will give you guys a sex scene (so get your vaseline and dildos ready grin), but If y'all know what twist I have planned for this story as it comes to an end in the next few days, a sex scene would be the last thing on your mind.

Happy Shildren's Day!

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PEACe.
I love this guy..... no homogrin I love you lots bro.... I love your story, love ur style of writing... everything bro... I love you... I repeat, no homogrin

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Literature / Re: Why I Want To Be Bad - A Story by hfinest1(m): 2:02am On May 18, 2016
hehehe, Henry don 'je gbese' *in Lil kesh voice* Gbese re o! lol... Henry will find a way out sha... he always has a way out


please, skinnyT shouldn't kill Amaka for me o... please... i like that girl, but she never learns... that's her problem... she thinks she's got the key to anybody's mumu button... but not a cultist... cultists will never allow anyone to intimidate or blackmail them, not to talk of a small girl like Amaka, blackmailing a while "boogie smallz"


nice story... fire on chistar
Literature / Re: Why I Want To Be Bad - A Story by hfinest1(m): 10:08pm On May 16, 2016
Eniqurl:
Interesting
baby... comman put your head on my lap let's read together...


the story has got me glued to my phone waiting for updates like the children of Israel waiting for the red sea to finish parting... grin

nice one chistar01
Literature / Re: Why I Want To Be Bad - A Story by hfinest1(m): 10:06pm On May 15, 2016
yaaaaayyyyy!!!!!! so good to be back on this story.... chistar01 please don't let this story die please.... I'm a doe hard fan of this story...



fire on, i dey ur back like backpackgrin
Education / Re: 18 English Words That Hilariously Mean Something Else In Other Language. by hfinest1(m): 3:16pm On May 15, 2016
MzLaurel:

Lmaogrin You are a bra too.
yea... i don't mind being ur bra... not just a bra...
Education / Re: 18 English Words That Hilariously Mean Something Else In Other Language. by hfinest1(m): 5:28pm On May 14, 2016
MzLaurel:
Bra? Really! shocked shocked
Lmao.


So I can actually say, I'm bra grin meaning I'm good grin
yea... you're a bragrin I'm guessing panties means bad

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Jokes Etc / Re: Share Your Funny Meme Pictures. by hfinest1(m): 7:41pm On May 12, 2016
lanicky:


Hehehehehe..

The second pics though...grin she probably sprayed yoghurt on her face grin
doesn't look like yoghurt to me o... actually looks like jizz... crazy chick...
Jokes Etc / Re: Share Your Funny Meme Pictures. by hfinest1(m): 6:52am On May 12, 2016
bigsmoke2:
grin
lol... when she says no kissing, hugging or sex till our wedding night... dude can't wait... no chill at all hahahah

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Jokes Etc / Re: Share Your Funny Meme Pictures. by hfinest1(m): 6:49am On May 12, 2016
and some more...

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Jokes Etc / Re: Share Your Funny Meme Pictures. by hfinest1(m): 6:35am On May 12, 2016
let me kwantribute my own little quata... enjoy it fa!

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Romance / DELETED by hfinest1(m): 6:15am On May 12, 2016
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Jokes Etc / Re: Share Your Funny Meme Pictures. by hfinest1(m): 7:08pm On May 10, 2016
arabadayor17:


Adjust it very well.

Your boobs has fallen. grin
like "Olympus has fallen" right? or "fallen angels" hehehe... madt nigga grin

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Nairaland / General / How Do I Become An Extremely Quiet Person?? Please Help by hfinest1(m): 5:42pm On May 10, 2016
please i need help guy, how do i become a very quiet person... as in, extremely quiet... like i can be in a place and nobody notice my existence... please i need tips please... help me out guys...

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