₦airaland Forum

Okay, fine ass! Big deal??

Let's forget about the ash coloured feet that lefulefu pointed out. We understand you're a Ghanaian. But why does your hair go all the way back? Are you preserving the space there for something? Or is the hairstyle called 'throwback'??

Goat is wiser than you

iLegendd:
#Smile.

And the bathroom shower scene too. We want to see it... Not the shower head, but the full preview

Pictures of her in the kitchen NAKED!!! or adonbilivit ;

cc liljboy hurklan

Moral Lesson: Konji can lead to madness when not taken care of. Don't leave konji unattended to���

To all my fellowstudents of the National Open University of Nigeria, writing the e-exmas which commences on Monday, 18th Nov. 2019, I wish us all the best in the exams. Success is our IJN!!!

I dont like to do this but...
Note the bracketed modifications...

missfrancess:
New Tecnic(technique) To scare Guy's(guys) Alway(away) ����

Ladies Listen � I have a new Tecnic*(technique) if a Guy sent*(sends) you a friend request on social media and you People began*(begin) Talk*(talking) and he started*(starts) Toasting you and you refuse, he keep*(keeps) on pestering you for your number or he says let*(lets) hook up. Just type ( you are too desperate are you sure you are not the port Harcourt serial killer people are looking for? If he says no simply say you look like one, if you don't leave my DM now I will upload your pictures and Tag you a ritualist, I swear to God he would flee like the Egyptians*(Egyptians never fleed... The Israelites fleed from the land of Egypt) ��

Now, not only is your post eye straining due to the too many errors, I'm of the opinion that using this to scare guys is plain stupid.
1. I look like a serial killer doesn't mean I am one, so it doesn't stop me from trying to woo a babe
2. If you can recognize the serial killer, then you should be able to fish him out for the police, and not doing so should lead to your arrest with a charge of "obstruction of justice"
3. I think you're one of those girls that play hard to get to the point that you loose your destined man and end up with a loser for a life partner (that is after many years of being single and u finally have to settle for 'whatever comes'

Signed: Association Of Intellectualites of Nairaland

So, I've been heart broken a number of times before (I'm not James fuckn Bond) but the one that happened yesterday was the funniest I've ever had.
So one out of the three girlfriends I have decided she want to move on and she messages me on WhatsApp and goes "can I ask u for a favour?"
and I'm like "yeah, I'm all ears baby, ask"
then she goes "let's break up"
I first look at the phone for like a minute, then start laughing like crazy for like 5 - 10mins. I really don't know why it was funny, but damn! I found it really hilarious... Babe, u want to break up with me, go ahead and do it na. Which one is can I ask u for a favour? Let's break up. Abeg does breaking up now involve two people to do it?? Well, I'm now down to two girlfriends, and I'm single and seriously searching for a third to fill up the space she left in me heart...
Lol...

When I've finally caught my brother with all necessary proof that he's to die, Baba will start forming "I use odeshi!"
Nigga wtf?? Die man... F**ckn die bro
Mehhnn... Adulthood is sh*t

*'Religious people Bleep off' not 'religions people..'
Such a pity I'm not a tweeter... Would have loved to follow u... But as they say, "na stubborn fly dey follow dead body enter grave"

iLegendd:
If you need the free version of Lasticle, drop your email and you'll get it today or tomorrow.

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armzyville:
Not everyone is good at telling lies like u...

yeah, obviously you're not good at it bro... So, for the mean time, stop telling lies till you get better at it.
Warm regards

But I thought the council of elders of Nairaland decided that this deletable gal of a person is boy... why is he still parading the streets of this peaceful land pretending to be a female... Or is he a Bob that is very risky??

Was happily in a relationship last year 31st and was talking with her on phone into the new year (mumu love was shacking me then) and this year, 31st... I'm so single and f**king heartbroken and don't ever wish to be in a relationship again... Girls are 'Devils in Man's skin' �