see as e grab the breast as if he's trying to pluck orange from a tree

the nigga sharp sha

seriously... this got me laughing hard... lol that hulk case enh... lmfao


now, someone like superman, agbero will say he's doing agidi too much... maybe they'll even plan him and bring him down with kryptonite

flash's skill would have been really welcomed o... but Nigerians will turn him to means of transportation... oya carry me run from here to obalende, I'll pay... that's d only work he'll be doing here

uanda:
Table for 4
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Special guest for the VVIP seats
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*runs into thread sweating like a pig* yeah, I'm here... oya come and continue o... now that the king is here, no dulling as regards updates

in other news, I've not seen evathyst around in a while

MoodysMood:
I'm wondering why he prefer to play through his nostril. Is it that his mouth is sealed or what? As a flutist also, I don't know if I should applaud him or not cos this just doesn't make sense to me at all.

thank you very much... it doesn't make any sense to me too... if his mouth is alright, then why should he wanna use his nostril to play the damn flute... its kinda disgusting to me too


and there's nothing spectacular about using the nostrils to play the flute... as far as air goes into the instrument, sound will be produced, whether the air is from the mouth, the nose or the anus, air is air... and it'll do the same work of giving of sound... its a woodwind instrument


shitty thread

*walks out and slams the door hard*

now take this screenshot to zenith or access bank, show any of the staff and they'll direct u to where they're converting Nairaland likes into currency


coma and thanks me later

**in tosyne2much voice** FIVE THINGS I OBSERVE ABOUT THE PICTURES
1. the babe is fine, but her eyes looks like cat own
2. airforce1 button and zippers are loose, so is hers (refer to pic1 and pic3)
3. they both look tired and worked up
4. Airforce1... u should have at least wiped the sweat off your face before the pictures
5. her lipstick is faded already (suspecting... hmmm...)

repogirl:
Hilarious....very true o. Me sef can hug the one on my street, it's practically useless these days.

i swear down... the transformer is just there to beautify the street and by the way, i like your profile pic I'm Elisha by name but u can just call me finest and you are? **extend hand for a handshake**

i heard there's somewhere i can carry my laptop and add money untop to collect another one. my laptop has a little flex problem and battery-life is kinda low, so i wanna get a new one but if i get a new one, what will i do with this old one? so someone suggested i swap but i have no idea where they swap laptops abeg help o...

HON. PATRICK OBAHIAGBON'S EASTER GREETINGS. ...Please, can someone interpret this to us As we join Christians in the celebration of Easter, may we truly reflect on the quintessential modus vivendi of Master Jesus; The Christ, who peregrinated this incarnation as an exempli gratia of self abnegation, puritanical excrescence, spartan discipline, mental magnitude, hierophantic candour and altruistic effusions,qualities which have become a desiderata for national resurgimento. “Beyond the fugacious razzmatazz of the moment, I seriously call attention to the rutilanting and coruscating modus vivendi of Master Jesus the Christ and I dare pontificate that save and until we viscerally emblematize the virtues of self-immolation, quintessential abnegation, eulogizeable simplicity, Christ-like humility and immerse ourselves in a platonic emotionalism of agape love and communalistic service, we would have woefully failed in learning and imbibing the true meaning of EASTER. We must elevate this moment from a proscenium of joie de vivre into one of meditative transcendentalism”. HAPPY EASTER. Hon. Patrick Obahiagbion, a former law maker and the chief of staff to the Edo State Governor, known for his extremely elaborate words.

Make una See me See wahalaoooo, I went for the burial of a friends grand dad somewhere in Ondo, & in that village, when someone dies, an elderly man will come up and tell whose next to die. So this man came along and said that the next person whose going to die is the one who decides to leave the burial ground first. Friends since day before yesterday I stil dey dia ooh, nobody wan 1st go oo, everybody just lie down, Even the old man at age 112 years is lying down beside me, he is asking me if my people never start to look for me? As am talking to u now am still lying downWhat should I do next ? Please advise...

liljboy:
lwkmd that Obama pic tho

madt nigga... cute dog by the way,

lol... liljboy cone upload funny oics make i laugh abeg

do you find hairy ladies attractive or gross... u know those ladies that have lots of hairs on their hands, legs, neck, some on their chest and chin too... for me, i find it ewwww.... its gross.... i hate it..

guys come in and say what u think bout hairy ladies

jideprof:
it is you that doesn't understand the plan... the 25mb data is shared into 5 parts so it can last you 4 d 5days i.e you get 5mb per day for 5 day not 25mb at once. hope you get. . Airtel is not a scam bro.

my data is fvcking 0MB mann... they're bloody scammers