iLegendd:

boss help a brother na I've been on free mode for weeks now... any amount will be very appreciated boss... Na beg I dey beg

back when I was in school, people usually said I'm proud, cos of the way I walk and talk with so much confidence and authority and also cos I no dey greet who no greet me. Once they got close to me, their notion changes... Everyone who becomes my friend, always tell me they were first scared of talking to me cos they thought I'm very proud.
Even my girlfriend then, she was crushing on me for long, but couldn't gather boldness to walk up to me and make friends with me cos she thought I'll shun her and embarrass her, until one day we sat together in class then she gather morale and talked to me and we kicked it from there...

OP say e wire 100k for drinks... I no get o... Shey dem been wan throw party for barrack??

I for like write long argumentative essay (not less than 450 words, SSCE standard) on the topic "Why I Should Get the 1k Card" (trust me, you'll love my essay... *whispers: i was the best in essay writing in secondary school*), but I know i arrived late, so lemme just save my ink and allow boss man to bless his haters, cos they need the card more than we the fans...except my oga says otherwise...

carry on iLegendd baba, I dey your back dey follow you like backpack

Following *grabs a chair and sits tight*

Much respect iLegend baba... abeg come give us the full gist sir... we're waiting

Thanks a lot guys...

Following...


Lemme go and buy my own sulphur and weed tomorrow

CasNova:
The best thing for the FG to do is:

1. Ease the economy more.

2. Charge security agents to strictly enforce safety measures.

3. Keep on harping it on the citizens to observe safety rules.

4. Be more transparent in all its dealing.

This is a good solution... I totally agree... but can the government be transparent with us?? That's the big question.
And these security agents are bound to use the situation as a means to extort innocent citizens and put more suffering on people (which they're already doing)... especially those pot-bellied lazy men in black :/

iLegendd:
If you're a man or a woman and you know you'll get married or you're married and you don't read this book or find time to listen to the audio, you're patently stupid and when the tears will start rolling in your marriage, don't blame anyone.

If you know you'll never get married, then you don't need it. If you're a woman, after reading or listening, make sure you make your husband or boyfriend read or listen to it too and vice versa.

With this, most marriages will last — trust me.

You've been warned.

Yeah, i agree with you man. It's very necessary to know your partner's love language, if the relationship is gonna last long. It's quite pitiable that churches don't advice would-be couples to read books like these before marriages. I think churches should also start recommending books for singles to read before getting married, instead of just telling them to 'go and pray about it'. Everything is not only prayer...


Another thing people should learn about their partner before marriage (or even if they're married already) is their partner's temperament traits.
Bro, do you know that so many people don't know Jack about "temperament traits"?
I asked a girl what her temperament trait was and guess what she said? She said she doesn't have a bad temper and doesn't easily get angry. I was like wtf?
Like seriosuly, people need to be educated about these things before jumping into marriage. It would really help to avoid all these divorce we keep hearing about ever now and then...
I mean, how can someone get married, and then file for a divorce barely three months into the marriage?? It's cos of lack of understanding of themselves before they tied to knot.
Thanks for shedding light on this issue boss. More wisdom and insight to you sir.

One of these days, I'll create a thread here, let's all talk about these things...

Well done boss

hfinest1:
President Buhari

ahhh!!! Problem... this one even write am in full...

President Buhari

nony43:
E no go kill Africans

Africans we no dey quick die like that na...

iLegendd:
If you've already read those two posts or one of them, quote this comment and tell me if it was worth it.

It was much more than worth it boss. Nice one. You're really blessing lives with these your writeups. Thanks and Jah bless

liljboy:
Baba.... I sight you. How go dey go na?

baba himself! Your boy loyal o... We dey push am soft soft dey go... How you dey na?

Eniqurl:

baby girl... so you're still on this forum

What's up na?? Been a heck of a while

Lemme join in on this


Name: Elisha
Nickname: Lishakeyz
Age: mid-twenties
Sex: Male
Hobby: writing, reading, playing games, watching movies, etc.
Marital status: single with my eyes open
Favourite food: fried rice
Favourite colour: black
Favourite sport: Karate or MMA
Favourite movie: The Conjuring
Favourite music: any R. Kelly song does it for me
Cartoon or movies: cartoon
Bluez or hip hop: hip hop and rap
Android or Apple?: android
Likes: truthfulness and being straight forward
Dislikes: lies, tricks
What's the craziest thing you have ever done?: Smoke weed
What's the craziest thing you are yet to do? Take a hard drug like coke
Most embarrassing moment: that should be the day I was so high on alcohol and some other combination and embarrassed myself seriosuly outside
Happiest moment: the day I was born
Saddest moment: the day I checked my final semester result and realised I had a lot of carry-overs for the first time in my whole fvckn life
Biggest goal: I want to have so much money that I won't know what to do with it
Nairaland crush: eniqurl / marieolae / cherrybrown / ritababe and the rest of them...
Nairaland bestie/friend/paddy: hurklan, liljboy, cherrybrown, ritababe, eniqurl, (my NL fam)
One person on nairaland that annoys u: airforce1 (he doesn't even know it)
What's your definition of love?: Love is something that makes one stupid and messes with your reasoning and right thinking:/

Elite14:
Option Z


Like WTF!!


Did you drew that yourself??

Did you what

The boss is here again...

I want to ask a question tho.

I write stories and I make them into e-book as pdf documents, but it seems like no one is interested in spending their money buying a story book or a novel... Do people not read novels again??

I like this thread...

I'm seeing things..

Ride on op... #following