op you're older than this nonsense nau if u have nice pics, put it on ur profile let those that think you're cute like the pic... chai!!

no. 9...

Royle2014:
Na wa... Nairaland be like warzone between men nd women... See feminist nd 'manist' threads everywhere

that should be mascunist na... or what do u think?




BTW, @topic; you're so right bro... I used to ask a girl out over n over n over again... thinking i could win her heart by pressuring her but damn no... why waste my time? there are lots of fishes in d river mehn...

ErnieSmallzz:
cnt, email me... We wil b derailing dis thread.

okay... email sent...

ErnieSmallzz:
#smiles no p.. Bou da marriage stuff, smh it cnt work

says who? anything and everything can work, its all about d two parties involved... I'm Elisha, but just call me HQsmallz what's your name?

SANDOSKI:




Lol......

Professor..... Take it easy.....

lol... lmfao... I'm not a graduate of oxford o... lol

ErnieSmallzz:
at least u read it! Didnt u? Mtchewwwww! Always hating... No1 z abve mistake Xo kip ur advice 2 ya slf, u myt nid it smeday... If i dnt put d abbrevation stuff who wil? some pple wilnt jst mynd deir bisnez

baby take it easy na... I don't quarrel or fight with ladies... especially beautiful ones like you... just my observation... no be quarrel... I tender my apologies of i got u angered... no let your bp rise abeg o... i wan marry fine girl like you... maybe I'll marry u sef

laying on my bed, typing this comment, browsing nairaland, chatting on whatsapp, browsing xnxx.com and listening to one bad mixtaoe from my laptop while charging my phone and power bank with the laptop too


today is boring o... can't remember the last time i stayed at home on a Monday

Nairaland Is that even possible??

may01:
Makes no sense. They might still break up

they won't, he's Hausa, she's definitely Hausa, they're too stupid to break up



but damn, the dude injures himself because of what he's a bastard!! fvcking bastard

u look cute bro... my cat is falling Mann.... can i give her your number?

ErnieSmallzz:
Leggo
Have u noticed:

1) if u suck 1 of a woman's nipple, she herself offerz d oda 1.

*Incase you dnt knw, dat was the origin of :buy 1 get 1 free!

2)Everytin un a woman's upperbody starts wid a B", as in : BLOUSE,BRA,BIKINI,BOOBZ. And lower body wit a P", as in : PETTICOAT, PANTIES, PUSSY.......... No wonder MEN suffer frm "HIGH BP! :]

3)B4 se*, u help each-oda get naked, but after se* u dress only uslf.
MORAL: In life, no1 hlpz u 1nce u re screwed.


4) Success is lyk "PREGNANCY, vrybdy congratulates u. But nobdy knws hw many tymz u got "SCREWED or get involvd 2 achieve it. :]

5)Life is lyk a "DICK, smetymz it bcmz HARD 4 no reason.

6)A guy is supposed 2 mke hz wyf's PANTIES wet not her EYES. And a wife is supposed 2 mke ha guys DICK hard not his LIFE.

7) When a lady is PREGNANT, al ha frdz touchez her STOMAK & say CONGRAT, bt none of d frdz cmes & touch d man's DICK and xay WELL-DONE.

MORAL- Hard work is never appreciatd only result matter!



m pretty sure u did "LYAO" (did'nt u?) and also learnt smfin!..

Now Thank me!

too many abbreviations, looks like what a secondary school student typed... or... :-x

boobs that don't lie, ass that ain't fake, pink lips that ain't as a result of lip balm or lip gloss or lip stick and then brains and beauty

this should be the first time I'd be hearing the english "whyn't" let this be the last please

and that's someone's dad o... what a shame... but i didn't see any trace of line on d boxer, eve as tight as it was.. or doesn't he have a :-x that's okay... lol though... hahahahahhah

and that's someone's dad o... what a shame... but i didn't see any trace of line on d boxer, eve as tight as it was.. or doesn't he have a :-x that's okay...

[quote author=darkenkach post=45244719][/quote]ur crush?? na girl o.... Oluwa o.... na woman... i think say na man o... no vex bro... but this one go kill you o... u go just carry penile fracture go house.. ah pity yhu!!

darkenkach:

Bros, you well at all?

as in how?? i already said no homo na
Is it a crime to admire your fellow dude?

fine boy... light skinned guys always look so handsome... no homo... see the abs, the muscles, the light skin, nice hair, everything so nice... hbd to him in arrears... fine boy... no homo, i just admire the dude... he's handsome mehn..

just passing by

and don't forget to


[size=15pt] VOTE
LANICKY
FOR
MISS NAIRALAND
2016 [/size]

Jessica dawn Candace von Lisa tiffian Stacy Adams
they're also celebrities aren't they?

lanicky:



Thanks a lot darl votng hasn't commenced yet but can we borrow your siggy in the meantime?

sure dear... you have it...

abeg i need a link to d voting thread... make i show my home girl some love... lanicky all d way...

iMerchant:


Okay take this reward for being loyal

oga mi.... u want make i finish vaseline for house... mumsi still dey complain say vaseline no dey reach us up to a month again... chai!! diaris God o... all this booty that are shearin on you thread... diaris God o...

I'm so following this thread... me that can kill for big boobs and ass

faithesco:
Am single and searching,I want to datie oooo,mo ti ready oooo#in adekunle gold's voice#sadface

if that's you in your profile pic, then i can boldy say all d guys you know and those that know u are blind or are all boys... unless that's not u there... wait o... is that you @ur profile pic...