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RomanceRe: As A Guy, What Are Some Of The Worst Insults, That A Lady Can Give To You? by hfinest1(m): 12:00am On Jul 02
essentialone:
Why will a lady ever slap a guy? Perhaps that happens only in Nollywood movies.
Bro, my ex slapped me thrice across the face, and guess what?? My guy was busy holding me back (in his mind, I'll react and maybe hit her back or something)... Na when the werey knack me the third slap wey my gee leave me come hold her hand tell am "heys you, e don do for you o... Oya come dey go!" Come drag her comot for where I dey😂 bruhhh... Not movie o!
PhonesRe: 22 Years, One SIM, One Story by hfinest1(m): 11:02pm On Apr 10
Wow... Y'all making me wanna cry, just thinking of how many sims I've used and how many times I've changed number in the last five years, not to talk of decadescry
LiteratureRe: Authors- Post Your Book Links Here by hfinest1(m): 11:29pm On Feb 02
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LiteratureRe: Authors- Post Your Book Links Here by hfinest1(m): 12:08am On Jan 21
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LiteratureRe: The Ninth Labourer by hfinest1(m): 1:34am On Jan 09
Following grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Can 1m Really Change The Life Of A Young Man In Present Day Nigeria by hfinest1(m): 8:33pm On Dec 03, 2025
Yes, one million can change a man's life irrespective of the situation of the economy now... If and only if he can invest wisely into profitable ventures (and I'm not talking sports betting, cos that's not an investment!)
FoodRe: Turkey Groundnut Oil: Do You Remember This? by hfinest1(m): 10:09pm On Sep 09, 2025
KingMack:
I swear Nigeria don dabaru true true..every household could literally afford this during festive seasons. Nothing like it's for the rich alone 😔
guy, me and my bro were just talking about this thing this evening... I'm even shocked coming on nairaland and seeing a thread about it...

We were like "how did we get to this point in this country where the only groundnut oil we can afford is satchet oil and small plastic bottles? Wey be say before, na inside tin can we dey buy groundnut oil store for house?"

As in, this was in every single household! Hardly did anybody use any other oil aside from this nau. Look at us now? Struggling to even buy bottle groundnut oilcry

I cry for my country everyday 😭
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Please Where Can I Do This??? by hfinest1(m): 9:30pm On Sep 09, 2025
NJV:
Hello, tnx for your response. Actually it's not a manual avert I need it for. It's for youtube content, something I shd do myself.
it's not compulsory that you do it yourself. You just have to make sure it's an original content. The music in the voiceover must be copyright free, and the voice must be an original voice. All you have to do is ensure you maintain the same person to do all voiceovers for future videos too.
I'm at your service. Meanwhile, if you still insist on doing it yourself, you can message me and I will give you the tools you will need to turn your phone into a studio where you can create original quality voiceovers, add background music, and make it sound top notch like a professional studio work, with mixing and mastering. Like I said, I'm at your service sir, just tell me where you want me to come in. And I promise you, my services are very very affordable!
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Please Where Can I Do This??? by hfinest1(m): 9:27pm On Sep 09, 2025
Navigator14:
Hire this guy bro, at least you empowered a human instead of a soulless bot.
thanks man🙏🏾
Thanks for the recommendation
LiteratureRe: On The Run (a Story) By Elishawrites by hfinest1(op): 12:28am On Sep 08, 2025
Hey guys, what's been up?

Omo, it's been such a while oo... I've been offline socials for some time now cos of some personal battles I've been dealing with in my life, but to God be the glory, I've fought and conquered all the battles, defeated the demons and I'm back to life now.

How have we all been?

So, I'm thinking of finishing this story, but it seems as if the ship has been abandoned by everyone.

Is anyone still interested in reading this? Please I'll like to know if I still have anyone still interested in this story or not so I don't waste my precious time writing to a non-existent audience. Please drop your comments and thoughts on this. Thanks

Tell a friend to tell a friend that HFinest is back!😁😊
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Art, Graphics & VideoRe: I Need A Professional Logo Designer by hfinest1(m): 12:13am On Sep 02, 2025
EvergreenDiarie:
I need a professional logo designer to design a professional logo for me. Comment here, lets start from here.
I'll be pleased to work with your brand sir/ma'am. Kindly reach out to me via call or Whatsapp; +2349137523794
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Please Where Can I Do This??? by hfinest1(m): 12:09am On Sep 02, 2025
NJV:
Someone kindly point me to relaible apps or sites that I can use for text to speech voice overs. Or are there people who offer subscription programs for it? Like some do for grammarly and chatgpt.
I do voice overs for adverts, if you need my services...
CultureRe: King Maha Vajiralongkorn Of Thailand Wore A Crop Top In Germany (Throwback by hfinest1(m): 10:10pm On Jan 21, 2025
If he hadn't done this, he wouldn't be on NL's front page. I didn't even know that Thailand used Kings not presidents O prime ministers. Now I do, along with many others who have been enlightened as a result of an action by a monarch which some folks here may decide to blast him for or call him a stoner for it.

My point is, do whatever you know and are sure will get you public attention, no matter what others may decide to call it or how much they'll insult you over it. Cos once you gain the attention of the public's eye, you're made.

It's the same scope many ppl use, including religious leaders who spark controversy with their messages and acts (i don't want to call names, but you know what and who I'm talking about).
In conclusion, just do you and court the attention of the public at all cost.

I rest my pen
RomanceRe: This Isn't Just Right by hfinest1(m): 3:50pm On Jan 20, 2025
Benniemannz:
If you know anything about confraternity in Nigerian universities and streets you will not make the above comment. So I will take it as complete ignorance on your part.

Firstly confraternity songs glorify a diety, god, demon which has a specific name depending on the cult gang. They mention it very clearly and state it's uses and position of power clearly and some even go as far as mentioning consequences of defaulting.

Secondly. They mention the hierarchy and order of power they bestow on themselves and glorify them in these songs

Thirdly they glorify past dead members and their deeds / contributions

Fourth. They mention other cult gangs in demeaning manners and swear death to them using every form of profane language under the sun

Fifth. They glorify evil generally. And everything evil is praised to the 2nd heaven where they call on and conjour their deity/god/ demon in charge of their sect through specific words and chants that to the ordinary man is jargons but it's actually a medium of consulting. It's why whenever they're gathered they sing and dance to these songs before they do anything else.

Sixth. They corrupt church worship songs directly replacing ever good word and idea with evil to name just a few because i can go on and on

That being said. It is dangerous for a child or even an ignorant adult like yourself to get used to listening to stuff like that as it not only corrupts your soul but influences your actions unknowingly towards the path of destruction.

Never assume what you don't know. Cult/gangs are a lot deeper than what you think they're.
Wow, that was deeper than I thought. I don't know much about cults or cultism. Never have been one, never will be one, and never have liked anything that associated with them, so my ignorance is excusable if I can say so...

Meanwhile, nice exposé. Thumbs up
RomanceRe: Free Airtime!!! by hfinest1(m): 2:21pm On Jan 17, 2025
Oya na... 09137523794
RomanceRe: +18 How To Get A Wife, Girlfriend Or Friends With Benefit On Tiktok [Picture] by hfinest1(m): 2:13pm On Jan 17, 2025
iLegendd:
You'll thank me later. If you need the free version, quote this post with your email or WhatsApp number.
i had it, read it, then lost it with my last phone. Please I'll need to have my hands on the book again. Thanks 09137523794
RomanceRe: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by hfinest1(m): 1:32pm On Jan 17, 2025
If you've been together for just 2 weeks and you've knacked like 100 times, then there's nothing a guy like you is doing with destiny.

Chances are, she's not the first girl you're meeting and knacking within a few days. You've done it before, maybe more than twice in the past sef and chances are you've done it with another destiny stealer before. Maybe your destiny was even remaining only 20 or 30 percent when you met her two weeks ago and she has cleared what was left.

My advice; in light of this situation and from my analysis, you should forget about anything destiny (either having one or trying to get yours back) it's gone. Just keep enjoying yourself with more women.

And I hear these destiny stealing kinda girls are really good in bed and can drive a man wild with their sexskills, so find them and keep knacking them. Afterall, you can't lose what you don't have anymore (a destiny)

Problem solved! Thank me later on another post when sharing your conquests wink grin
RomanceRe: This Isn't Just Right by hfinest1(m): 1:23pm On Jan 17, 2025
There's nothing wrong with posting them. It's normal gyration songs. And no it doesn't expose any kid or child to the dangers of cultism.
The only harm that can come from it is an innocent child downloading it to his phone and then maybe one day, a cultist checks or goes thru his phone and sees their songs then thinks he's a member and when he cannot prove himself, they put am for im body. Which is a one in hundred odds. And any child that is wise should know better than downloading such a song with such a title, if not his blood is on his hands...


I'm not a soldier, but I have soldiers morale songs that I use to workout and sometimes to relax after a long day, no harm there.
RomanceRe: My International Men's Day Images. [Picture] by hfinest1(m): 5:48pm On Jan 16, 2025
ILegendd, abeg teach me how to grow some freakn beards na... I'm hitting 30years by June, and only two or three strands of hair are on my jaw. It's terrible man!
TV/MoviesRe: Post All TV/Movie Audition Notices Here by hfinest1(m): 5:41pm On Jan 16, 2025
I've been waiting eagerly to see auditions notice for people in Akwa Ibom, and I keep waiting...
LiteratureRe: On The Run (a Story) By Elishawrites by hfinest1(op): 4:47pm On Nov 01, 2023
dawno2008:
Pls complete this story
will do so soon bro...

Lot of work to be done, buut just sit tight and hold onto your popcorn
LiteratureRe: On The Run (a Story) By Elishawrites by hfinest1(op): 10:08pm On Sep 03, 2022
Hurklan:
Good to be back here after many years… hfinest1, my G fire on
hey bro, where have you been?? I've been looking for you all over the streets of NL, but you've been scarce like a virgin. What's up bro? How the go dey go?
RomanceRe: Should I Request For Send Off Knacking by hfinest1(m): 8:14pm On Aug 28, 2022
@born2fuck: your username and your signature na word and opposite...

PS: I think you should give her send forth knacking, but wetin concern me? :/
FoodRe: List Of Foods I Don't Like by hfinest1(m): 4:02am On Jul 24, 2022
Y'all are coping hating so many foods o shocked

What are you now eating?

Na only okra soup I hate, but still eat it when it's well prepared with fresh fish or goat meat.

Yeah, I also dislike ekpankukwo a lot (water yam porridge) - it's an Akwa Ibom dish. Mom kept forcing that shit down my throat as a child with 'this food is very nutritious and rich'. Thank God I grew up and can now choose what I want to eat
FoodRe: What Food Taste Better The Next Day -. Photo by hfinest1(m): 3:38am On Jul 24, 2022
princeemmma:
Mention that food that taste better the next day
it's beans for me (especially cooked with corn). Add extra pepper and oil when warming it the next day.

Slaps differently
FoodRe: What Food Taste Better The Next Day -. Photo by hfinest1(m): 3:37am On Jul 24, 2022
Cypress042:
Well prepared Jollof Rice cool

I'm still making research why jollof rice served at burials always turn to akamu the next morning, is very annoying sad
swears bro... Burial jollof rice always turn to something else when you warm it the next day. Rice wey person suffer carry from party, come suffer save am to use for breakfast, only to loose appetite because the rice has become too soft and soggy as if water was added to it during the night cry
PetsRe: I Met This Unique Family That Keeps Pythons As Pets. by hfinest1(m): 2:49am On Jul 24, 2022
Anything about snake must reach front page... Why is nairaland like this tho??
EducationRe: Learning To Write Any Form Or Kind Of Latter by hfinest1(m): 2:42am On Jul 24, 2022
You can't spell letter, yet you want me to click your link to learn how to write a letter?? :/

No fam, I'll choose ignorance anyday than click that link.

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