Keketu, so you still went ahead to use that vegetable I told you to stay away from in my room....


How do you want me to tell you it's not ugwu and you will understand??

I don't think Nigerians can ever take any matter serious... we'll always find a way to play, even with the most serious matters... Chai! My beloved country

Lemme join this thread... But mine is a sad story sha



This babe liked me and knew I liked her too, so one day, we were alone and she came and sat on my leg and started rubbing my chest, so I took it as an invite and kissed her, but lo and behold, she didn't respond. She instead drew away and shamed me for doing that. Eventually turned me to a brother because we're from the same state

Anyways, that's by the way sha. Just wanted to let that off my chest cos I've been pained since then and I want to forgive her and not teach her a lesson for doing that to me


Lemme face the real talk. This one happened recently sha:


This babe that I don't know from Adam, just chats me up on facebook and says she knows me very well, down to where I work. She even said she sees me whenever I'm going to work and coming back. That I always pass so so road. I'm like okay... so I have a stalker? Good!

We keep chatting and after a good chat, I tell her I'm bout to sleep, so we say goodnight and next thing, this girl I don't know from anywhere before goes "I love you"... omor, I changed it for her that instant o... I told her I hate to hear that word love and that she should never use that word when talking to me again. She started apologising and all.


Well, she's still on my matter till now sha

CLOSED!!

Words are used to express ones feelings

Words are used to express ones feelings

Salvation is free, but you must buy bible

Lol

KaideeGee:
Male or female bestie?

Just my thought

very vital question there... male or female bestie


E get why

Okay, fine ass! Big deal??

Let's forget about the ash coloured feet that lefulefu pointed out. We understand you're a Ghanaian. But why does your hair go all the way back? Are you preserving the space there for something? Or is the hairstyle called 'throwback'??

Goat is wiser than you

iLegendd:


#Smile.

And the bathroom shower scene too. We want to see it... Not the shower head, but the full preview

Pictures of her in the kitchen NAKED!!! or adonbilivit ;

cc liljboy hurklan

Moral Lesson: Konji can lead to madness when not taken care of. Don't leave konji unattended to���

To all my fellowstudents of the National Open University of Nigeria, writing the e-exmas which commences on Monday, 18th Nov. 2019, I wish us all the best in the exams. Success is our IJN!!!

I dont like to do this but...
Note the bracketed modifications...

missfrancess:
New Tecnic(technique) To scare Guy's(guys) Alway(away) ����

Ladies Listen � I have a new Tecnic*(technique) if a Guy sent*(sends) you a friend request on social media and you People began*(begin) Talk*(talking) and he started*(starts) Toasting you and you refuse, he keep*(keeps) on pestering you for your number or he says let*(lets) hook up. Just type ( you are too desperate are you sure you are not the port Harcourt serial killer people are looking for? If he says no simply say you look like one, if you don't leave my DM now I will upload your pictures and Tag you a ritualist, I swear to God he would flee like the Egyptians*(Egyptians never fleed... The Israelites fleed from the land of Egypt) ��

Now, not only is your post eye straining due to the too many errors, I'm of the opinion that using this to scare guys is plain stupid.
1. I look like a serial killer doesn't mean I am one, so it doesn't stop me from trying to woo a babe
2. If you can recognize the serial killer, then you should be able to fish him out for the police, and not doing so should lead to your arrest with a charge of "obstruction of justice"
3. I think you're one of those girls that play hard to get to the point that you loose your destined man and end up with a loser for a life partner (that is after many years of being single and u finally have to settle for 'whatever comes'

Signed: Association Of Intellectualites of Nairaland

So, I've been heart broken a number of times before (I'm not James fuckn Bond) but the one that happened yesterday was the funniest I've ever had.
So one out of the three girlfriends I have decided she want to move on and she messages me on WhatsApp and goes "can I ask u for a favour?"
and I'm like "yeah, I'm all ears baby, ask"
then she goes "let's break up"
I first look at the phone for like a minute, then start laughing like crazy for like 5 - 10mins. I really don't know why it was funny, but damn! I found it really hilarious... Babe, u want to break up with me, go ahead and do it na. Which one is can I ask u for a favour? Let's break up. Abeg does breaking up now involve two people to do it?? Well, I'm now down to two girlfriends, and I'm single and seriously searching for a third to fill up the space she left in me heart...
Lol...

When I've finally caught my brother with all necessary proof that he's to die, Baba will start forming "I use odeshi!"
Nigga wtf?? Die man... F**ckn die bro
Mehhnn... Adulthood is sh*t

*'Religious people Bleep off' not 'religions people..'
Such a pity I'm not a tweeter... Would have loved to follow u... But as they say, "na stubborn fly dey follow dead body enter grave"

iLegendd:
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