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Paulkigame: trust members from romance section to give me advice

Paulkigame: pls moderator no front page as i dont want so much publicity.

BIGVAJINA: your papa be mumu, fool

adextaiwo84: OMG....1st to comment, celebration galore

Bigcake: As for No.1, i believe if being attacked in a lift, ur greatest weapon is what comes out of ur anus. Especially after beans or egg meal, I mean a very horrible smelling fart, dat alone will choke and confuse d attacker.

Shollypopz: I don't know either......

pleep: I fuckin hate fake Christians. Nigeria is full of them

Enegod: 1) What shld a woman do if she finds
herself alone in d company of a strange
male as she prepares to enter a lift in a
high-rise apartment late @ night?
Experts Say: Enter the lift. If you need to
reach the 13th floor, press all the buttons
up to your destination. No one will attack
you in a lift that stops on every floor.
2) What to do if a stranger tries to attack
you when you are alone in your house, run
into the kitchen.
Experts Say: You alone know where the
chili powder and turmeric are kept.And
where the knives and plates are. All these
can be turned into deadly weapons. If
nothing else, start throwing plates and
utensils all over.
Let them break. Scream. Remember that
noise is the greatest enemy of a molester.
He does not want to be caught.
3} Taking a Taxi at Night.
Experts Say: Before getting in2 any vehicle
at night, note its registration number.Then
call ur family or friend & pass on the details
to them in the language the driver
understands. Even if no one answers your
call, pretend U are in a conversation.The
driver now knows some1 has his details
and he will be in serious trouble if anything
goes wrong. He is now bound to take U
home safe & sound. A potential attacker is
now Ur de facto protector!
4}What if the driver turns into a street he
is not supposed to - and you feel you are
entering a danger zone?
Experts Say: Use the handle of your purse
or your scarf to wrap around his neck and
pull him back. Within seconds, he will feel
choked and helpless. If you don’t have a
purse or scarf just pull him back by his
collar.The top button of his shirt would
then do the same trick.
5} If you are stalked at night.
Expert Say: enter a shop or a house and
explain ur predicament. If shops are not
open, go inside an ATM box. ATM centers
always have security guards. They are also
monitored by Close Circuit television.
Fearing identification, no 1 will dare attack
U.
Please spread it 2 all d women (& men) U
care abt & spread awareness.

mekaboy: Forgot to mention ur sister is 5months pregnant.

jhydebaba: Afterall I'm coming to spend my money for you, it shows that you don't have good customer service.



Also, what so special about ur bra, panties and wigless head that I can see

Delay is dangerous babe

Valiantvaliant: The comments so far imply that all men are addicted to football but thats not so and i am one of the few exceptions, so ma'am if you are intrested, do indicate,

dulphines: Let us grant Buhari Amnesty and allow him rule in 2015!

Ornaments':
u won't allow me rest nau cos av put private uni there

Ornaments':
u won't allow me rest nau cos av put private uni there

Ornaments':
u won't allow me rest nau cos av put private uni there

Ornaments':
u won't allow me rest nau cos av put private uni there

obinalihe: Governor Orji flags off new roads in Aba, vows to keep kidnappers away


UMUAHIA- Governor Theodore Orji of Abia State has restated the determination of his government to ensure that daredevil kidnappers never returned to Aba and indeed the God’s Own State in general, affirming that, “we are fully prepared for them”.

Governor Orji noted that it was because the government fought criminals, especially kidnappers out of the state that roads and other developments were being witnessed in the state.

The governor gave this assurance in Aba, Monday, during the commissioning of seven out of the 16 roads he flagged-off in December.

He said that if the kidnappers were still terrorizing people in the state, the roads would not have been completed.

Casting his mind back on the bad state of Aba, both in security and the infrastructures before now, the governor assured that better days were waiting for the Aba residents. He however urged them to always pay their taxes to enable the government do more.

While calling on the people to pay their taxes, the governor announced that the state has introduced a single tax regime as against the old system whereby all manner of people demand different taxes from the residents, most of which ended up in private pockets.

“We have introduced single tax regime. We are not happy with double taxation. Pay your tax and leave the rest for me. My job is to give you conducive environment and ensure that you are comfortable”, governor Orji said.

“First, we have to thank God who helped us to fight kidnappers. If they were still here, we would not have done these roads and other things we are doing in Aba. When I came here in 2010, Aba people all fled. But today everybody is back. We have flagged-off 16 roads and we have done 10 roads under two months.

“I want Aba people to believe in government that tells you the truth, my yes is my yes and my no is my no. when we say we will do something we will do it. I never told Aba people that I will do work on all Aba roads. I told you that will work on some roads.

“Any politician who tells you that he will build all the roads in Aba is not sincere because it is not possible. We are bringing new things in Aba”, Orji said.

Referring to abuses and hostile environment Aba people induced by the opposition used to show him, the governor said he was sure that the people would sing his praises by the time he was done with his development projects in the state.

“This is a working government. I am not interested in praises but I know that I will be celebrated. Mbakwe who is being celebrated today was stone but later celebrated. I know that we will be celebrated. I gave out 16 roads and in two months we finished 10 and very soon we will complete the rest”, Orji said.

He advised Aba residents to stop believing in rumours and gossip, “always verify and see things for yourselves. Go to Nigerian Breweries, it is expanding and it is expanding because the state is secured”.source :http://dailypost.com.ng/2013/04/16/governor-orji-flags-off-new-roads-in-aba-vows-to-keep-kidnappers-away/

braine: I wonder what they'll steal when the oil dries up.

Ornaments':
(I went to a private uni)

Ornaments':
(I went to a private uni)

Ornaments':
(I went to a private uni)

Ornaments':
(I went to a private uni)

Ornaments':
(I went to a private uni)

kekilika: These are top ten females on nairaland. why did i chose them?
1. thou art oily, oops meant holly. sorry, holee.
2. they are too stern n thrash any guy that dares them. sense fear in them all
3. are ready to tear down any guys who comment negatively on the women folk. boys wil be boys. let them be
4. in sex matter, they feel they are good, they boys are lame and evry guy on NL better be man enough
5. gat this Miss independent aura around. like hey man 'talk to the hand'
6. feel too poise, elegant and sophisticated and to them their love aint cheap. thou they dnt wanna act like they want they digit rollin if they are to give their love.
7. act as if their heart have nva been broken. like they have kpomo heart. like 'Cant touch that' by Mc Hammer
8. theme songs No Scrub, Miss Independent, Diva, Big Girls don cry and no guy even timaya can tell them to share their bum bum.

now rollin the carpet for these ladies in red
10. naijababe
9. rokiatu
8. nikkypearl
7. gree-die
6. vivian chinaza
5. adaobi123
4. temismith
3. idowuogbo
2. subomi-luv
1. itsmodella

Guys, what your top ten bossy, vexing, thou art holy, nice, elegant ladies on NL

#justaloudthoughtofminegoinguntoNL

Tashamania: Oh! And I forgot to add that I wouldn't respond to any silly or brainless posts that may be directed to me, because recent studies have shown that "responding to such posts classifies you as the same with the brainless person behind the silly post".. And trust me, guys, you don't wanna be brainless even for a second..


In that case, I'll just rest my case

vivian chinaza: Oh yea, right! When apologising, she should also go with the following;

10 white cocks.
1 white goat.
100 tubers of yam.
10 kegs of palm wine.
1 basket of native kola nut.



Nonsense!

Tashamania: Nice one OP.
Don't be deterred, you should know most Nlanders with their bad mouth especially in the romance section. Once you say something about a guy, they take it you love the guy or you are in search of a guy. How dumber can they get, really?

poshdiva: Lol. Let me find the man worth my time and attention first then let's see how he wants to cheat.

Although I don't see myself crying over a man who is cheating. I have met them all and right now I couldn't care less