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Na real close-up maclean lol

LadyBoss1:
U did really good

A few words were not pronounced right tho but in all
Queens english


Another one is Th ---- f
Anything with t th is pronouced as F .. So thing = fing
Thought _______Fought
Thick-------- fhick


Lalasticlala fp pls so those wannabe can learn properly for when they want to form britico hehheheh ...

Thanks for recommending.

I made the thread not so "perfect" , so it wouldn't feel like complete hardwork to learners. Trust me those little gaps were deliberate.

I particularly love the "th" and "f" pronunciations, many Brits say "mafs" when they mean "maths". Cool!

yungEX:
older brother or elder brother?

Both of them correct. They are interchangeable.

Kolade354:
Is like you mumu small........You cant expect nigerians to be perfect like the real ownerz of the languange.......Even Proffessor do made this mistake......

Nor be perfection I dey talk, just simple correct English that's all.

Kolade354:
I'm a Nigerian not British so you cant expect me to speak like the real ownerz of the language.........,,,,oyinbo o san billz ore!

Even formal education is not ours too, but you insisted on getting it instead of nomadic education

So why won't you learn simple English lol

Gurgle:
because its seriously serious

Haba! But life nor be war front lol

Gurgle:
yeah lol

some of those points aren't fair, that's all

I like Nigerian English the way it is

Why do you take life seriously, seriously? Lol

Kolade354:
Your Own Problem not Mine..............Yoruba language is my first languange.........#Ibileunited

No problem at all. Just that whatsoever is worth doing is worth doing well.

Gurgle:
but when you speak "correct" nobody gets what youre saying

my personal favourite is the way Nigerians say "therefore" and "thereby" when having an argument. I can never stop laughing at that

and its interesting how Nigerians tend to use words that have been left behind in the UK, like prostrate, rusticate etc

I had never even heard of those words before I came to nairaland

And the way they say "this your" or "that your", like this your book

and "cloth" instead of "clothes"

and my own instead of mine

You are a british somebody abi? Lol

Gurgle:
some of these are grammatical errors but some are correct English, just Nigerian English

But can't be correct english and "Nigerian" at the same time na. Choose who you serve Jesus or Caesar

At least try avoid them ehn, cause na real embarrassment to dey speak this kind english. If na pidgin you prefer to speak, no problem. But say na English, abeg speak correct one o jare.

I need a matured guy to take care of my needs

•Matured is used to describe plants, not humans. "Mature" is the correct word.

This soup is very pepperish

•The word "pepperish" does not exist in spoken English. "Peppery" is the correct word.

You are too immatured for my liking

•Immatured is for plants. "Immature" is the correct word.

Are you hearing me?

•People say this a lot when on the phone, but it's wrong. "Can you hear me" is right.

My names are Richard Kehinde Edward

•Your first name, last name and middle name, form a "full name".

When strangers ask for your name, they mean your full name, and how many full names do you have?......One!

So better put, "my name is Richard Kehinde Edward".

Can you recite the poem off head?

• "Off head" means without a head, that would mean having your head cut-off. What you should say is "can you recite the poem by heart".

She studied Accounting at the university

•Accounting is not a discipline but a process of taking account. What you study is "Accountancy".

I heard you are sick, sorry!

•Only say sorry when you are responsible for a pain/misfortune. The right thing to say is "I heard you fell sick, hope you get better soon"

Send original copies of your document to my desk

•Copies of an item are never original (that's why it is a copy and not the original) . What you should say is "send copies of your original document to my desk".

I didn't cheat on my husband, that's the honest truth

•There's nothing like dishonest truth. You can only speak "the truth".

I have forgotten my pin number

•There's no such thing as pin number. Simply say "forgotten my pin".

Buy your friend mineral to drink

•What's mineral? Except you mean mineral resources lol. Simply say "soft drink or beverage".

My senior brother beats me each time I talk back

•Your "older" brother. Senior is used to describe ranks (hierarchy), not blood relations.

She's my junior sister

•Your "younger" sister.

I hate tea-bag kind of tea, I prefer normal tea

•What you call normal tea (milk, milo, sugar, hot water) is not tea. It is called "hot chocolate". Tea are beverages made from tea bags.

When are you going to go to Abuja

• "When do you leave for Abuja" is the correct thing to say. You can't be going to go.

There was no traffic today, so I made it to work early

• "No traffic" means there wasn't any moving car on the road, which is not true. Instead say, there was "less traffic".

Have you had your bathe?

•This is incorrect, what you should say is "have you had a bath// or// have you showered"


Lol, see as I dey yarn like say English don help anybody .
God bless una.

Plenty full here...Follow "phonetikkks" to reduce the gbagaun.
https://www.nairaland.com/2445794/common-mispronunciations-should-avoid

He is the best pronunciation tutor on here....I recommend "phonetikkks" for lessons on Queens English. Through him I speak like a king now

https://www.nairaland.com/2445794/common-mispronunciations-should-avoid

https://www.nairaland.com/2424200/youve-been-pronouncing-name-wrongly

https://www.nairaland.com/2434167/family-teach-yourself-some-queens