Eeeeerm...

Women multi-task way better than men!

If you doubt, watch a three-man hardcore and see for yourself!

Kinda late though...

Well, could do the British and American quite easily.

You must be joking to think you can talk someone out of her sexuality.

It's who they have become, either accept it or hope for a miracle!

All I see is no reason but just poor writing!

No it's not okay!

Why on earth would you date an EXcreta ?

We don't wanna hear any biography.

Ladies, tell us whether you are single or not.

End of interview!

Girls be like 'Hell no, he must be experienced!

Make pastor ask that same question during church service, then watch these same girls lie pretend to the roof and back!

'Pastor, I only date virgin guys and will gladly teach him'

LIES!

Don't wanna break your heart Mister, but you could as well just be a timely rebound!

From experience...

Age is not just a number.

Women age faster, and in a man's thirties she most likely will look like his older sister.

He might look a mature young guy, but when the reality of life hits you will discover he's younger and less experienced after all.

But some guys make the exception, but to be frank with you - that must be some hell of a rare guy!

Follow your heart.

A retail seller!

Oh yeah? Well maybe Devil shouldn't be portrayed as darkness and God as light in the first place...

No you're wrong!

Nigerian guys aren't wicked, we just learned to fish smartly...

Spot on!

I honestly think life would be a lot easier if ladies really knew what they wanted!

The random behaviours and desires of women points to some very unstable emotions.

Everyday on the streets of our beloved country Nigeria, we see so many beautiful ladies ageing helplessly, thousands of them still pounding yam in their father's house every evening at age 34, many still dancing to Beyonce's 'Single Ladies' and watching Telemundo in their father's parlour till they attain menopause.

We see all of them! Crying, spending day and night in the church, fasting and praying desperately for a stinkingly rich suitor to come their way.

Sad! All because of a tradition? Sad indeed!

The fathers get angry that no real man is seeking their daughters hand in marriage, the mothers receive all blames for not teaching their daughters how to attract rich suitors. The kinsmen in turn become more and more impatient and can't wait to share the money.

So in all of this, who really has the last laugh? Who is the unhappy one here?

A wise man once said 'At the end of the day, once we've had every suitor turned down and driven away, only then would we realise that we can't WED money'

Heartless people called Pastors, disturbing everyone's peace and calm in homes, yet they claim to be doing God's work.

Is religion by force? Keep your message to yourself and shut the fuuuck up!

Pathetic country where churches contribute to deceit and downfall.

Islie:
Fear no even catch her with the way she package the whole cocaine








Why these foreigners wanna give this country a bad name by being an export destination

' It is not what goes into a man that corrupts him but what comes out of him'

Nigeria is a bad name in itself...she most likely would have done trips to Nigeria before with huge success, what does that say about the country's security then?

When was the last time the police killed a real criminal.

Thinking...?

Everyday on the streets of our beloved country Nigeria, we see so many beautiful ladies ageing helplessly, thousands of them still pounding yam in their father's house every evening at age 34, many still dancing to Beyonce's 'Single Ladies' and watching Telemundo in their father's parlour till they attain menopause.

We see all of them! Crying, spending day and night in the church, fasting and praying desperately for a stinkingly rich suitor to come their way.

Sad! All because of a tradition? Sad indeed!

The fathers get angry that no real man is seeking their daughters hand in marriage, the mothers receive all blames for not teaching their daughters how to attract rich suitors. The kinsmen in turn become more and more impatient and can't wait to share the money.

So in all of this, who really has the last laugh? Who is the unhappy one here?

A wise man once said 'At the end of the day, once we've had every suitor turned down and driven away, only then would we realise that we can't WED money'

Well, truth is a bitter pill !

Ladies know when they are fat and look fat, that's why they spends half of their lifetime looking in the mirror.

They just want you to keep shut and tell them what they wanna hear.

There are no rules to this...

However, any blast from the past troubling your conscience, depriving you of inner peace and pushing you towards lying (deceiving your partner) just to cover tracks should be shared. Especially deliberately withheld relationship-threatening information.

A wise man once said 'When the time is right, the peacock opens it's unclothedness for the world to see'

Both actually!

Just that the ladies are wiser now and more skilled at it.

My thoughts each time I see such...

I don't have a social life and I desperately need your friendship.

@ Op, You can do all things through abundant money that strengthens you.

No one can make you inferior without your consent!

Once people can figure out your native accent in your spoken accent, it means you've done a poor job a.k.a 'faking'.

However, if you acquire a foreign accent through prolonged stay abroad, or learn the British or American accent and speak it well and fluently, no one would call yours fake. Most fake accents are accent malfunctions!

Remember we all have freedom to speak however we please. So long communication is achieved, your choice of accent should be a hindrance.

Acquiring a foreign accent is never a crime or a punishable offence, but feeling inferior to those that do is a bigger insecurity issue.

Women don't necessarily hate themselves, they are just somehow angry at God for blessing their contemporaries with a more beautiful face, fuller boobs, firmer backside and way more charm than their own faking can give lol

Women breed too much jealousy and ruin most of their friendships by it. To prove this, how many of your girlfriend/mother's childhood best friends is she still friends with today?

See what I mean!

You better tell him, otherwise the marriage go be like hot yam for mouth

Turning your back on the church is turning your back on Christ, technically.

Yes you would still be a christian, but not necessarily a good one. Just like we have obedient and disobedient servants.

God instituted the 'Church' for worship, and the holy spirit to direct our thoughts and ways in the way He pleases.

Christ himself and his early apostles/disciples always honoured the Sabbath, especially in a synagogue or gathering.

PS The church is not a building - the church is the union of faithfuls in worship.

Many ladies secretly love one night stands, and would use a good d**k once there's less chance of getting caught.

Many ladies get turned on having sex with complete strangers (sexual fetish). It's like an adventure to them and they love it.

Guys!

Don't pay for additional takeaway. It ought to be a casual meet-up, not a stomach festival.

Well you wanna know huh?

Guys are unpredictable cause we think with our heads!