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Even if na Jerusalem water dem take baff the person head - NO!

I could be wrong but most ladies I know who bleach have a particular smell under the heat. The smell overwhelms their perfume/body spray (once they stay under the sun for long). Not an offensive smell but really nauseating one.

To me, I think such people have a deep rooted insecurity problem. They think the only way guys would notice them is if they fry themselves.

Such ladies would be embarrassed once they get to Yankee and are asked 'I thought you said you had both black parents, so how come you look pale?

Well,

Guys don't buy the cow that's cause they get the milk for free. Simple!

Morals: The quicker she falls, the faster men run.

Just an advice bro,

If you wanna keep those friendships of yours, learn to stop f**king your friends.

No matter the response you get off the girls, it's all lies!

No matter the response you get, it's all lies!

Go to your bank, authorise internet banking on your account.

You get a login token which you use on the your mobile banking app.

Then transfer as you please.

Those are common cliche in Nigeria lol.

Buyer: I wan buy tea
Seller: Okay which one, lipton or green tea?

Buyer: No nah! Bournvita.

Bournvita is not tea, it's hot chocolate. Milo as well is hot chocolate.

To be brutally honest, what we call 'tea' in Nigeria is most times hot chocolate - unless you using a tea bag!

If it makes them feel comfortable, nothing wrong.

That's how to know the house is most likely too big - too many rooms lol

Last time I checked, not a crime.

As a child, I grew up thinking ladies were obsessed with toilets.

But the good news is, I still think so! Lol

Most ladies stalk their boyfriends to death!

We are committed to you okay, but at least allow us some space to do our thing now and then.

justmag:
Givenchy Pie. (Timeless) - best
Worst - some nautical cologne - smells like air freshner....

Air freshener lol

Pinkiedearie:
My best -new musk
The other-showgirl..it's not sold here in niigeria though.

What's your worst then?

Well, I'm a fan of Gucci, safe to call me Gucci mane lol.

My second best would be Armani Code (I ready mix am with water just so it can last a lifetime lol).

And my worst would be those confusing Hausa perfumes back in secondary school, just one spray fit last an entire year lol

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
Opportunity comes very rarely and so when such opportunity presents itself they(gals) grab it with both hands and legs. It is that time they will remember pizza, chicken and chips, burgers e.t.c. Food wey they no dey chop for house.
The most annoying part of it all is that i am watching my weight thing and they go still dey eat like person wey neva chop food for him whole life. Little wonder why gals of nowadays have DRUM BELLY.

Got me laughing at 'drum belly' lol

My brother, run for your dear life! She seems desperate and most likely trying to push you into marrying her (by getting pregnant most likely), don't be fooled.

Six months only and she's talking about marriage? Hmm run my brother, run!

FLAWLES:
Ain't clicking no Shii mehn

So you be Edo girl? Thought as much lol

Okay let's get it straight!

She proposed a relationship and you agreed (cool).

You never loved her but pretended you did (that's deceit bro!)

She asked for sex but you refused to oblige (that's punishment bro! )

And now you wanna call it quit (after wasting the poor girls time!)

Hmm. You need flogging lol

ronald4lif:
I think it is lack of respect couple with the economic hardship. Plus the fact that most of them are of the opinion that it is a man's responsibility to take up all of their bills.

You see some of these girls talk about self worth sometimes but don't understand if they really know what it entails. A person who's got a self worth shouldn't allow anyone take her up her own bills always. Remember it is your bills, you ate the meal.

A European woman will never allow you pay her bills, whether on a first date or not. You won't dare tell her you want to pay she may take it as a disrespect for being a woman. She pays hers you pay yours. To her that's her self-worth.

Very true!

sconp:
She's enjoying the opportunity while it last, but not all Nigerian girls do this.

Yes I agree, some Nigeria women wouldn't do such. But most guys on here would agree thus.

MzNelly:
"Nigerian Women?"

I suppose you've been on a date with every Nigerian woman in the country.

It's just a stereotype, and stereotypes aren't meant to be completely true.

edozie04:
U want make hunger kill them because them dy form impression?

Haha

englishmart:
opportunity comes but once

Funny lol, opportunity indeed.

Have been on a couple of dates with non-Nigerians but have observed a lot of Nigerian ladies place large orders, and if possible try out every dish on the menu (supposed to be a casual meet-up).

You end up in a scenario where you can't get to know her cause she's 'swallowing' the whole time.

PS
Many might say e dey pain you? Rich guys wouldn't complain, but it's not about the cost of meals, it's about the lasting impression you leave!

Have you checked your attitude though?

EroticAngelina:
If u two love each other so much, then get married.
u never know what God can do

Fair enough, but 'love' at the expense of health of innocent unborn kids is selfish.

Well if you plan to adopt children you could.

But otherwise, It's advisable to end the relationship. He could become your best friend you know.

ronald4lif:
No, it doesn't extend to that level. Mother-and sister in-laws have been come like a family, it's not a family thing but that of friends.

This hate and envious attitude is usually the case to their perceived contemporaries. Like she act like she's more beautiful than her, or that her ass or boobs are more firm than hers, or that she's got a richer boyfriend etc. They envy each other for trivial reasons. Very complicated sets of people.

Fair enough, but I meant my previous statement. The discord among females rubs off on marriage and family. A leopard can't shed it's spots unfortunately!

ronald4lif:
Why won't they when they live a pretense life. When you see them laughing and joking among themselves you'll think it's from their heart. They will start talking all kinds of crap about the person moment later, that you thought was their bestie.

Has anyone noticed that girls hardly want their girlfriends meet their man of late? And when they eventually do they will keep close distance to him at all times thinking the friend might outsmart them by collecting the guys digit.

Tell me about real friends who can't trust each other, living a complicated life with so much hate and envy.

Spot on Ronald! Very true.

Seemingly so, the married ones are hardly in good terms with their mother-in-laws, and sister-in-laws too.

Pathetic!