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Speaking white would mean speaking in (or similar to) a borrowed accent 'foh nè'

You have freedom to speak in whatever way you choose so long you are audible, coherent and your pronunciation's good, communication will not be breached.

Mindful however, there is a fine line between sounding white and 'sounding like a clown'. If you must speak white, do your research and speak it well.

Why do kids obey fear their fathers more than their mothers

[quote author=saasala post=33525226][/quote]Well, show me one man who can masturbate exclusively to pictures of his wife in his head and I would show you a man that doesn't exist.

There are many pictures of countless unclad women in a man's head. Consciously or unconsciously he would visualise these other women (sexier than his wife) with protruding bosoms and bigger butts to keep his ereection.

Some men claim to have phone ssex with their partners, but close to the man is his phone/laptop streaming porn videos in mute mode...

You see what I mean.

Very interesting comments above!

Masturbation in itself (teasing your sexual organs) without any form of lustful imagination or immoral thought is a mere pleasure to the body and nothing more (just like pleasure from food).

But since it is almost impossible to sustain an ereection let alone masturbate without such immoral thought, imagination or even pornography acting as a romantic fuel, masturbation becomes sin!

It is sin because we defile our body when we unclad and bleep all manners of women in our minds, women who we are not married to (Jesus called this adultery).

Secondly, it is sin because we selfishly alter God's inseparable plan of sexual pleasure leading to procreation. In other words, we basically tell God 'to hell with the kids, all I want is a good bleep'....that right there is being selfish! God sees your 'all about me' and self-centred attitude.

Thirdly, sex is more than an aerobic exercise. It is sacred, is a ritual and a vow exchanged between a man and woman whom Christ has joined as one. Masturbation welcomes a third party (sexy stranger) between this sacred vow. This is selfish again, it's emotional cheating. Even if you hide such sexual vice from your partner, you cannot hide it from the all-seeing God of ours.

Masturbation is a short cut to adultery, it teaches us we can have sex with so many partners in our minds and still call ourselves good Christians. Who is fooling who?

robosky02:
not all free git are to the taken


cos if you wouldnt buy the fish why raise it too close to your nose

Smelling is always allowed before purchase lol. In fact, a healthy smell can influence one's decision to buy.

robosky02:
oh yea

no wonder they leave the dry

so nobody buys it

Not our fault, they gave us freely.

robosky02:
oh yea

no wonder they leave the dry

so nobody buys it

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Mzflexydeeva:
she could be among the 90% that worked

10 percent?

Possible and true, but while my sister would have found her prince charming, I would have just lost a dear friend.

Let's not deceive ourselves, the relationship with that friend will never be the same, you won't even confide in him any more cause he's likely to reveal secrets to his girlfriend (your sister).

90 percent of new relationships end within a year.

This would leave me a sister with a broken heart and resentment towards me and a friend whose friendship with me would hit rocks cause I don't trust him anymore

So you see!

Why buy the cow when you get its milk for free?

Guys in general have learned to fish smartly without falling into the pond.

How do you just pick up a knife and stab a human being, talkless of a man you claimed to love?

Women with anger issues and murder tendencies should go to a rehab, and stop using 'he cheated on me' to justify such wicked and evil act.

People like this give birth and leave the baby to perish in gutters.

Hmm tough one...

Let's say she takes a match off 'E' so it becomes 'F'

Which would leave HOTFL (hold on till father leaves)?

Yeah should be!

The statement was made on a Monday

Yesterday then becomes a Sunday,

and if Sunday is tomorrow, it means today is Saturday.

So, it was said on... Monday!

Fair enough! But most of your assertions are made on the premise of religion and the necessary obedience.

Not everyone is religious (or christian), hence what you call sin might not make meaning to everyone.

People have liberty to believe in whatever they wish. So, sin of fornication is sin because of your religious sentiments . An atheist wouldn't call it sin.

But in all, I see good morals in your message.

The entire post should be summarised 'jealousy'.

Jealousy almost always leads to hatred.

MzNelly:
You should've stated "Reasons Why SOME women hate themselves"

Only insecure and low self esteemed women go about hating on themselves.

'Reasons why MOST women hate themselves'

Sounds better.

One of the pitfalls of our culture!

Age has nothing to do with an apology. It's a simple I'm sorry, just say it.

If parents can't teach their children how to be sorry by being apologetic (worthy example), they should blame themselves for raising an arrogant generation.

'Papa nor dey beg pikin' is a Nigerian cliché that continues to destroy father-child relationships in this country.

My brother, you can forgive her, but I advise you end the relationship and move on!

Your relationship isn't as strong as you may have thought.

mosefin19:
seriously we hv Neva done anytin lyk dat... bt we luv seein our self..as in I don't understand anymore..

Focus on gaining admission, motivate her to pass her exams, and stay friends for now.

This is a wrong time to commence a relationship.

Really sure you are not one of them? The crew?

Young man, if you really wanna pass your exams, stay off romance!

The same reason men with bulging breassts chest feel insecure.

Speaking sarcastic!

When a woman has had more one night stands than she can consciously remember, it means she's hit big numbers already! Puuussy for de People (PDP)...lol

Bros, for the sake of your sanity, just comot mind! Don't even bother asking the ladies such question cause the truth can send you to an early grave!

Most women (not all) test the waters before marrying the mugu who's in love.

Bro, why the haste?

Letting the chip out of every bag isn't gonna earn you any respect from the ladies.

You better put your gear on park or reverse, else face the consequences.

My brother, if you want to live long, stay off women wahala!

Exactly what courtship is meant for...to find out how compatible you two are, not the duty of any pastor or chief priest to decide.

No third party in marriage! is an age-old saying that has saved many relationships from turning sour.

You shouldn't seek pastors approval to marry who you love, and I hope the pastor is going to advise on sexual compatibility as well...really funny.

Well if she feels this way about accepting a proposal, the age thing must really bother her that much.

Love overlooks a lot only if we give it the chance. If she's not gonna give the relationship a chance, I'm sorry there's nothing he can do about it.

Shiiit happens!

*In Sound Sultan's voice 'one day bush meat go catch the hunter o'

A faceless profile kills any chance of being spotted by a boyfriend.

Darkrebel666:
~ You obviously didn't read my post

Yeah that's true, I didn't!

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You go fear post-ume question na!