Jacksparr0w127:
This Femi Adesina tho

Oga how old are you? The way you continually embarrass and ridicule yourself on this forum, one would think you're less than 12 #NoOffence

IVORY2009:



Wat is dis BABA saying?

It seems the person behind that Sarrki moniker has changed because I am not understanding most of his post lately.

folasayolyn:
sponsored our wedding, I even lent him money to pay my bride price,” she said.
then keep lending him money, abi what has changed? he didn't suddenly go jobless, broke, lazy, unmotivated or did his mouth or cassava change?


marriage is not by force

hehehe, I won't be surprise to find out she was the one that proposed to the man.

The man probably told her he can't marry her now because he has not the money to pay her bride price, nor the money to sponsor the wedding and take care of the family afterwards.

But she then persuaded him to go ahead with the wedding by offering to cover all those expenses, thinking the man will change after the wedding. Now she is tired of waiting.

Like you said, marriage is not by force.

Etinosa5:
She want to marry

When a woman says 'she must marry this year by fire by force', she will end up falling victim to scammer husband.

Linda Ikeji take note

OgaJonah:
So this people are not ready to give us electricity.

Even Osibanjo has given up hope on Fashola.

ChappyChase:
OP make god punish you for breach of trust!! So you get liver enter hospital where the victims dey await medical attention go snap them just to make FP for Niaraland!!? E no go better for you if this sh!t venture make FP!!!

You smoke?
Forgeting about whether OP was the one who snapped the photos or not.
didn't you read the title of the post? didn't you see body bags?
where in the world do they put people awaiting medical attention in body bags?
FYI those people are dead.
Honestly.

nely:
Boko haram vs Fulani herdsmen will be another interesting battle...

My thoughts exactly.

I was about to say:
Are the fulani herdsmen going to fight back?
Are we about to witness a gruesome battle btw the Boko haram and the fulani herdsmen.

cynhamscakes:
I hears the explosion twice . Our house even shook.
May God save us.

Why didn't you run to the scene so that you can give us eyewitness report.

Kastonkastroll:
When are they going to arrest Jonathan?

Make them no try am o, if they know what is goog for this country.

No matter how much I hate the GEJ, I definitely won't take it lightly if I learnt he was arrested for corruption. And this is coming from a pacifist, Gej and pdp hater like me. Now imagine what how Gej lovers would feel.

I think arresting Gej would be a grave insult to us the minority ethnic group. Gej is the only
Nigerian head of state to be from the minority ethnic group. Should he be arrested for corruption

when previous heads of state all from majority ethnic group, that were equally corrupt are free, then we the minority ethinc group would see it as ethinicism (ethnic racism) if there is such a term.

Gej can be tried, convicted and made to return the money that he stole, but he should definitely not be thrown in prison.

jaymejate:


chisos!!! No wonder, i de notice Alum 4 sum girls bag. End of Time

DAVIYJONESS:
the problem is how to detect when they use it.

Is there a need to detect when they use it?
Once you catch them in possession of alum, then it means that they use alum.

bigbonecrush:
Look at you now! You ran to London feigning sickness but the God of innocent Nigerians you deprived by looting our commonwealth has caught up with you. You can run but you cannot hide from this government, thief!

But are you guys sure this news is true?
I mean how can someone that is critically ill be arrested for corruption?

CandyBar:
It's very embarrassing that corrupt Nigerian politicians can only be arrested, prosecuted and jailed abroad.......whereas they're made demi-gods in Nigeria. I hope she bags a jail sentence longer than Ibori's.

*Shaking My Head*

Former president most trusted minister arrested for corruption abroad.
This is a big shame and disgrace to Nigeria.
GEJ and his corrupt generals disgracing Nigeria.

*Shaking My Head*

free2ryhme:

Good o! Dey don catch one Nigerian witch for London.

So dem dey hunt witches in London too.

So this woman na witch. I be no know before o.
Thank God say she don dey confess for london.

GreenWhiteGreen:
Nice one. Would have done the same too. I don't expect you to still be struggling financially and go to either Mecca or Jerusalem.

Indeed.
If the man was not rich but poor, he wouldn't have been able to return the money.

OZAOEKPE:
"they want to 'stampede' him next year".

The man is getting free ticket to the land of death.

I wonder if that is a good thing.

ojesoj:
Old wine in a new bottle,95% of these names where former PDP and have been in power in one way or the other in the past 16 years.it is still business as usual for me, so Nigerians and Nairalanders dont expect any CHANGE .APC has duped us! APC has cornered all Nigerians into One Chance.




Quote me anywhere

As far as I'm concerned, I don't believe APC's ranting of change.
I merely believe Buhari to represent change in Nigerian govt.

And therefore I don't really mind whether the people Buhari selects as ministers
were said to be corrupt. I believe that they won't mess up while working under Buhari.

As for this list, I think it's not the real deal. I can tell from the fact that the GMD of NNPC is on the list. One Nigerian man can't handle both offices, and Buhari knows that.

Might consider it if they can make cute anime-like Robots lifelike.

Didn't see no second screen, which was what I came to see.

No RPG gamers on Nairaland.

Naija gamers are too lame.

*Leaves Game section*

okay

OP wetin make you put yoruba and hausa together, doesn't make sense.

The people responsible for this calculation are probably afraid to put one above the other.
Because there is no way the both of them would have the exact same percentage population in reality.

Sweetguy25:
Why did you join yoruba and hausa instead of hausa and fulani?

neocortex:
NIS should free the innocent mallams and
arrest the main sponsor.

Yes in the end these people they arrested are merely scapegoats.

acute:
[size=16pt]It takes a longer time for Venus to rotate round about its own axis than it takes for it to revolve round the sun. [/size]

Make una leave story abeg

I tire O.

A day on venus last longer than a year on venus, simply means:
Venus rotating around it's axis last longer than venus rotating around the sun.

The numbers will just confuse most people you are interpreting the fact to.

greatmaxjude:
Mtn

MTN their text advert too much. They no dey let person phone breath.

But Airtel for my brother phone, hmmm, over 25 sms daily. Crazy right?

Feranmicharles:
He forgot to add this..... That he's also succeded in making my soft drinks change its normal(previous) look,within hours

https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/2915403_twimg20150911182253_jpeg3f1cfbf9b608e05b583350b8dd2287c0

You too funny.

You don't put soft drinks in the freezer, you put them in a non-freezing refrigerator.

Receive sense.

As for the guy, na konji things. The girl probably don promise am her body and the guy
couldn't wait.

CommitteeMember:
How can people even call that piece of fabric she wore a gown?
*Shakes head*

And the dress no even make sense self,

In terms of style, it is ugly

In terms of decency, it is the worst.

emmanuel596:
They give the right Pusssy to the wrong fuckers

Good one.

Mcbussy:
This is entirely true... Any smart social scientist would av noticed this without even carrying out any research.

It's not the fault of the ladies though, it's just d new trend in civilization. It will surely have detrimental effect on guys ability to get on in life in underdeveloped countries. Since women want a piece of labour force action, I guess d next struggle for them would be finding appropriate husbands.

Interesting,

I'll keep watching how things unfold.

Mcbussy:
This is entirely true... Any smart social scientist would av noticed this without even carrying out any research.

It's not the fault of the ladies though, it's just d new trend in civilization. It will surely have detrimental effect on guys ability to get on in life in underdeveloped countries. Since women want a piece of labour force action, I guess d next struggle for them would be finding appropriate husbands.

Interesting.

xynerise:
Some ladies are in their boyfriend's house right now and saying "I agree with the op"

IYANGBALI:
especially mukina2,vickyrotex,ishylove and rokiatu. They have been living with their boyfriends since 1425AD

make una no take laughter kill person o

NiRfreak:
keep creating rules that will stifle your relationship.Most of your point are based on your overly christian orientation and they are not neccessarily right. childish too.

Why won't you disagree with most of the points and not some of the points.
When it's these kind of things you make girls do when you are dating them.

It's because of guys like you that feminist exist, you abuse the authority that
a man supposedly have over a woman in a relationship, mtcheeew.