₦airaland Forum

Missing too many chances in a game always signify a bad omen.

Edo- osas and osaro

Yoruba - Tobi and Yusuf.

Igbo- Uche

Hausa- Ibrahim

Other tribes, I don't know.

Capitawap:
I got this message from palmcredit. So Palmcredit is just like sokoloan.. wawu... And salary never enter o no be say I no wan pay them. And someone told me they're sensible just like branch and carbon.. Which kind embarassment be this.

Tell them if they try that Nonsense then they should go and collect the money from the contacts they have called and messaged. Na you dey owe them or na your contacts dey owe them?

Sometimes these loan sharks need to be handled back with iron hand . Nigerians generally have a bad record of defaulting loans no doubt, if you can't meet up with payment then don't borrow but sending blackmail messages to someone's contacts because they defaulted can never help matters. Infact you're even worse than the debtor.. It will only worsen the situation. If na me I'll tell them point blank, I'm no longer owing you, go and collect the money from my contacts. Sheybi you have called them, then they are the ones owing you not me.

Lastly forget about credit bereu threats. Only carbon, branch, fairmoney and renmoney have that licence. All this Sokoloan, gocash, 9 credit, palmcredit etc na just just empty threats. They aren't even licenced by CBN. Anybody can start an app to be offering small loans if you have the capital.

She purposely crash that kabu kabu so her sugar daddies and pitiers can get a a better ride

Here in Ghazni , Afghanistan, it's 30 AFN for 25 gig. Two weeks.

bigbam:
abeg me Na loan of 1k I need to take transport fr d remaining week. will pay back by Friday or latest satday. shey make I drop aza?

1k to pay back 2,500.

Deal?

optimusprime2:
The only thing that can carry me to Jamaica apart from a sudden official necessity is a Holiday, asides that... Craziness does not begin with me.
As a seven year old I did the Island fingy, my mum had a job there in the early 90's... and she took off. Jamaica's crazy mhan, I am grateful none of us got shot by stray bullets as it was the order of the day then, every body seemed to be drug pushers-even the kids.
I remember we used KLM and my passport had a UK transit Visa. stops at the UK and some carribean island, I remember the Palisadoes (Norman Manley) airport at kingston and the strange way they spoke english, I seemed to be the only one who could understand their style of english amongst my family because I tell you it was jagged with too many slangs.
They have similar foods to Nigeria, I mean I could'nt tell the difference except some names I cant forget "Jerk" for example which was fried plantain and then sea moss, ackee and saltfish, they eat the white soup "head and man" which in Nigeria is prepared with goat, then there was Gizzado cake. but generally things like Okro, vegetable and even something that looked like garri was there.
but even with a childs eye, Nigeria seemed better than Jamaica... sha I enjoyed the neverending play.

Niceee. Their English is a major problem. Too many slangs .

Israel6767:
Fixed games even dey sef??

Fixed games dey. It's not rare. Infact it's very common but only a few people will get to know about the outcome of the match. Mostly the elites. Those telling you they have fixed games are just scammers and normal gamblers.

Boom!

syrecookie:
That beyonce is beautiful

Na small girl o 16 yrs.

That Francis atela boy get nice voice abeg .

Secondly seun abeg change this font. It looks so gay.

Rich4god:
My exp was pretty bad...

Back in 2011 during my IT days... One friday night, I was playing GTA on my system around 3am while my cousin was sleeping... So I started hearing the sound of glass breaking... I was confused as I thought that the sound was coming from the game. Later, I started hearing shouts from pple, then followed by gunshots... Then I realised that something is really fishy. So I started bracing up for the worst. I hid my phones, safe for one that is not working, hid my system, my cash, leaving only 120naira inside a book, wore a jean trouser and jacket*something I forgot to tell my cousin to do, as he was just wearing boxers and a light shirt. There was no money inside my wallet, so I forgot to hide it *something I regretted as I have important documents/cards inside*... They robbed like one other place and came to my room, as my room havr no iron protector. They bang the door, it didnt open... They shouted that I should open the door as they knw that am inside... I just kept... So they kept banging, for where, the door no open. At a time when I thought that they have given up, the went and brought one heavy stone and used it on the door. That was when the door open... Two of them came in while another stood at the door, one of them went straight to my table, picked up my wallet, my lovely mp4*dat was my companion den*and some other things he felt is valueble. Then the other guy was really hitting us with the flat edge of a cutlass asking for my phone and money, I gave him the dead phone and the 120 I kept aside. He didnt notice the amount as he just put the money inside his pocket without checking it. My cousin gave them almost 5k*smtin i would have discouraged him frm doing if I had known*. As they were leaving, one of them said to the guy at the door... "shoot him"... I was wondering who is the "him"... Though smtin in me said that am the one, cos I didnt really corprate with them as my cousin did... Then I heard the sound of the gunshot...
Next was the shout of my cousin;(*thank God he was shot on his lap with all these "borris" bullet that have a devastating effect when shot at close range*... The damage was less, as the range was a little bit far. Though he was operated on to remove the balls that went it.
After the insident, I was regretting not briefing him on what to do before the robbers came in. Cos I believe that if he were to be on jean, those balls wouldnt have entered... But all the same, thanks to God for the way it happened.

Those kinda bullets are called pellets. They are less effective than the normal bullets. Pellets are what most of those Cultist use. That's why you hear cases of they shot someone and it didn't penetrate , juju this juju that. There's nothing like juju. It's just pellets. Try a military grade bullet or even normal bullet and see if you'll live to tell the tale.

TheFacelessMan:


It was a windy day in December, 2015 and I was busy minding my business on the streets of Nairobi

Suddenly I saw a crowd running from The Mall in the centre of town....screaming and crying

My instincts kicked in and I walked up to a guard who was panicking and shouting out indecipherable commands into a walkie-talkie.

"Lieutenant Commander X-X here, what's the sit-rep (situation-report) ?"






Watch the black guy closely... he was unusually calm, I hope he is not responsible for an inside job?

Inside job? And the robbers would have carelessly shot the way they did?

It was a set up , the girl was instructed to play along. She wasn't even showing any resistance.

Baba ijesha should get them sued.

No dey carry Madrid for night una no dey hear.

Me na ashawo disvirgin me sha... Tho she do me well without all those ashawo nasty attitude but I no too enjoy am sha.. prolly coz I was too expectant or something. You know when guys dey talk about sex and pussy I used to be like "boy o boy this shìt must be outta this world , can't wait , bla bla bla" . One day I decided enough was enough as per virginity levels and located a nearby joint. I was high on alcohol and before I could say jack, I don signal one babe follow her enter room like zombie. She was not wearing pants she just pull skirt lie down for bed spread leg.

That was my first time seeing a live pussy. Damn that toto just dey call my name. My prick stand gidigba . I slotted in and I was disappointed sha maybe because from gists from friends , I was expecting another feeling. Thank God for life sha

sojjy:
The purpose of the scheme was to promote national integration but my experience so far is terrible,let the suffering scheme be scrapped.It add no value to the life of the youth.

Several years down the line, this your statement is still very much valid.

Jarus:
The most adventurous/challenging period in my life was my service year in Sokoto state, 2007-2008.
I support the programme continues, or at most, be made optional.

Scrap the damn thing and stop wasting the time of these graduates !

Wilfem:
I just finished my youth service in Abuja last Thursday and I'm in Total support of it's scrapping.
I was initially posted to the NYSC Headquaters in Maitama, Abuja, but I was among those rejected and you can imagine that, an NYSC organisation, HQ, rejecting it's own Corp members, so sad and shocking indeed. The worst part of it was that we were not given any "rejection" letter, we were just asked to go and report to the State HQ in Kubwa for reposting because they knew quite well that it'll be ridiculous of them, yet they kept on writing on the Dialies that no organisation should reject corp member. Isn't that a big shame? I'm in total support of it's scrapping, (if possible)

Too bad.

falcon01:
me too.. I always get banned like this I'm banned sef. MY recent post was after seeing video of a woman who slapped a man and I said "I'll beat her if it was me" I instantly got banned! I appealed they overruled it I insulted them they increased the ban

Those guys are becoming something else. They're forgotten their humble beginings where they used to beg people to open account

leicestercamper:
Anambra international airport has the longest runway(3.7km) in Nigeria aside MMIA(3.9km)

Pictures of Anambra international airport runway

Nigerians sha ...seeing petty things as achievement. Wtf is the big deal in having a long runway.

donstan18:
There was a reason I said “For those G-boiz”.

$32k should be more than 13 million naira I think.


Trust me, if you’ve watched disturbing videos of what these boiz do to people who rip the least 100k or 200k from them, you’ll know what they are capable of doing to someone who intentionally blocked their 13m slip.

They don’t need to travel, a simple contact can get their work done. Make we dey careful.

All na noise.

Same way Nigeria reject degrees from Benin, Togo and the likes. Talk of being served a dose of your own medicine.

PrisonEscapeee:
Wow so that guy is a cultist?

Get a life and stop editing my comments

Socialproject:
People also forgot that Thibaut Courtois read the move well. Give the Keeper some kudos.

Exactly. It's more of good goal keeping than a terrible miss.

That girl must have over stepped her boundaries and was probably rude

Anyways she is a weakling. That principal would have been in a coffin by now.

Elnino4ladies:
Anelka has played for all the four clubs left in the Champions League... Legendary!!

There's a reason he's called the Traveller

Chai see thread.. arsenal fans dey try sha.. I just love you guys.

He should have started Giroud upfront and Werner on the flanks..