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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by HitlerGaddafi: 8:57pm On Aug 27, 2020 |
Make this prince do fast commot here abeg. It's getting irritating. |
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Crime › Re: Yahoo No Favour Me, I Quit!!! by HitlerGaddafi: 6:14pm On Aug 27, 2020 |
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Romance › Re: Redpill: How To Humble Any Woman by HitlerGaddafi: 9:05am On Aug 27, 2020 |
These people just dey misuse the word "redpill" |
TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by HitlerGaddafi: 10:12pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
Is it just me that hates Randy Orton with passion. |
Travel › Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by HitlerGaddafi: 9:07pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
0taPiaPia: Driver said he couldn't reach our destination and I was the last person in the car, he asked me to join him to his house which I declined. Na filling station I later sleep oh_ near a fuel pump ( no be only me sha. I meet other refugee for there) . can't forget it. That's how they do. If people aren't much in the vehicle again , he will say he's no longer going. Or he just pretends the car is faulty. He knows one or two people can't fight him and force him to go. |
Travel › Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by HitlerGaddafi: 9:05pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
wintersnow: I swear bro. E happen right before my eyes, after then she kon dey jovial with everybody for the bus, as we dey journey dey go, each time I look her face I go just burst laugh. Situations like that I won't even give a damn. Afterall I don't know anybody in the bus from anywhere and we cannot meet anywhere in this life again  . Even if we do, you wouldn't remember me again.  |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by HitlerGaddafi: 7:22pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
See as bumshort hang inside nengi pussy. She dey use style remove am. |
Education › Re: How Old Were You When You Graduated From Secondary School? by HitlerGaddafi: 7:12pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
17. But there was one big bros in my class then. This guy was nothing less than 25. Even teachers respected him. |
Travel › Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by HitlerGaddafi: 4:37pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
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Travel › Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by HitlerGaddafi: 4:21pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
wintersnow: I swear bro. E happen right before my eyes, after then she kon dey jovial with everybody for the bus, as we dey journey dey go, each time I look her face I go just burst laugh. That's why I avoid eating and drinking much before I travel or during travel. If to say na hard shìt now she for try hold am but na soft/watery shit lol. Dem no dey hold that kind thing for too long. |
Travel › Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by HitlerGaddafi: 4:09pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
wintersnow: Lucky for her, she been carry clothes for her traveling bag, she beg bottle water from one guy for the bus, she kon enter bush, clean her sef properly kon change trouser. She condemn the other one inside the Bush. Did this happen for real? Lol Omo no be small shame for don catch am mehn. |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by HitlerGaddafi: 3:56pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
Brownsun: Star boy and star girl rehearsing in d bathroom So cameras dey this bathroom sef. Biggie dey enjoy o, exclusively for the views of the ogas at the top of multichoice. Lotta shi must have gone down there which they viewers have no single. Idea. |
Travel › Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by HitlerGaddafi: 3:07pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
Those people that will say they met a girl in a bus during night travel and had sex with her when they went to stretch their legs outside or fingered her right in the bus are pathetic liars.
Well mine was a fine babe beside me during a journey. She was forming big girl but along the journey I noticed she was sweating, restless and uncomfortable. When we got to a bush path, she just told the driver she wanted to ease herself but she was lying, na shìt he go shìt. Just to go and urinate was already taking 10-15 minutes lol. When she came back everywhere just dey stink. Guess she didn't clean up well..
Whenever I'm travelling I avoid eating and drinking much because I don't even want a case where I'll be stopping the driver say I wan piss not to even talk of shìt. |
Travel › Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by HitlerGaddafi: 2:55pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
wintersnow: Was traveling from plateau State to Port Harcourt, 2017.. after a successful nysc redployment, on my way back, our bus broke down, I think GIGM .. we had to stop somewhere in benue State, luckily enough the bus broke down close to a filling station, we had to sleep there. Met one fine corper in the bus , she sat close to me.. we later came down from the bus and decided to stroll a bit, before going back to where the bus was parked. One thing led to another, we started kissing, she removed my trousers and went down on her knees, y'all know the rest... She's was actually engaged when this happened
One funny experience I wouldn't forget too, was traveling from Port Harcourt to Lagos, boreded the bus with one fine figure 8 babe, she sat next to me close to the window, I tried starting up a conversation she just ignored, 3 hours after the journey she became so restless, switching from side to side, before I knew what was happening I started perceiving a fowl smell, it became unbearable for everyone in the bus, the driver had to stop, mad we were asked to come down, omo as the girl just stand up eh, she don defecate for her body, naso I burst laugh.. her white trouser don turn yellow.. What later happened to the girl and weytin she do |
Travel › Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by HitlerGaddafi: 2:51pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
talktofemi: Mine was during my service year in Edo State.
It was a rainy day. Got stuck in Benin and was traveling to Afuze. After the rain stopped, the road was flooded and had to wade in through the water to one popular park (Ramat park or something) to take a bus to Auchi onward Afuze. The bus got filled around 9pm.
Reached Auchi around 12am midnight and I didn't know a single soul. Where will I sleep? One co-traveler, a student, notice my dilemma and offered me his place around an area called Water Board. We trekked for about 30 mins to reach his hostel. On entering his room we met many people there smoking confirmed weed and drinking hard drinks. Cultists probably.
They left for God know where around 1am.
Was offered a bed to sleep but who wan sleep inside a smoke-filled room? Was just praying the police wouldnt choose that night to raid that hostel.  |
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Blasted A Journalist In Zamfara Too by HitlerGaddafi: 1:54pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
NENGIsmells: u guys are asking him stupd questions and when he replies u say he s a bully? why are u guys always asking him who is paying him? i know ffk personally and i must say he is not a bully as u guys are trying to paint him. he is just one of thse guys that doesnt take shit. if you call him a womanizer, i will say yes. if u ask if he hates completion, i will say yes because that was where we both had issues. you all should stop stepping on a dogs tail and then tell him how to bark Ffk has been jobless for years yet he's living the creme de la creme life. Obviously he's living off past loot. He deserves a the questions. |
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Education › Re: A Nairalander's Perspective On "School Na Scam" by HitlerGaddafi: 11:52am On Aug 26, 2020 |
Ajibade123: school no be scam no let anybody deceive you all those people that used to shout school na scam check their GP and you will be shocked that they are one of the best student of their department It's actually the other way round. Students who shout "school na scam", do a background check on them, you'll realize they are struggling academically |
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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by HitlerGaddafi: 7:02pm On Aug 23, 2020 |
GBOKASINCHA: Don’t you feel retarded making such foolish comment?? Or you genuinely believe that’s how albinism come about? Guess you're the slow one because you lack sense of humor to see the sarcasm in that post. |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by HitlerGaddafi: 6:38pm On Aug 23, 2020 |
I just dey imagine the kind albino nengi and ozo go born if by mistake they copulate |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by HitlerGaddafi: 2:24pm On Aug 23, 2020 |
Nothing special in this nengi. You go see cleaner girls than her for ashawo joints in owerri. |
Crime › Re: Young Men Fight Policemen On The Road In Ogun (Photos) by HitlerGaddafi: 11:07am On Aug 23, 2020 |
ckmayoca: You can't be guilty and be dragging policemen like that.... the boy are clean they just wanted to useless the policemen.. if u are guilty the police is ready to take u shine. What is this thing saying like this |
Business › Re: Cost Of Clearing Cars in Nigeria 2020 (tin Can Island) by HitlerGaddafi: 8:28am On Aug 23, 2020 |
All this wahala just to own a vehicle in this country. Wtf is omo onile fee again. Dem leave land grabbing come seaport |
Crime › Re: Newly Recruited Soldiers Vow To Deal With Civilians In Viral Video by HitlerGaddafi: 9:30pm On Aug 22, 2020 |
Naso e dey be. The most wicked among soldiers are those uncommissioned ones wey never tay for service. E still dey shack them so they go around harassing civilians.. I'd advice these ones to go and harass those hardened thugs for mushin Lagos and see if they will return to their barracks complete. |
Romance › Re: Lots Of Naija Guys Now Go After Teenage Girls For Sex (picture) by HitlerGaddafi: 8:19pm On Aug 22, 2020 |
Their kpekus dey tight well well. |
Education › Re: 20 Nigerian Students Of Brampton Manor Academy Break Into Best UK Universities by HitlerGaddafi: 1:41pm On Aug 22, 2020 |
Thousands of foreign students from all over the world also got admitted so this shouldn't be news. |
Celebrities › Re: Is This The Best Barbershop In Africa? Meet This Top Barbershop In Africa by HitlerGaddafi: 12:51pm On Aug 22, 2020 |
cybriz82:
. They will b like oga kukums kee me. Na that time d clipper go begin make noise like jet. Sometimes I do it on purpose. I simply point to a complex style on the wallpaper and say "na this one I wan barb how much"  the guy go begin sweat. |